BART FREEBAIRN

Wild Biscuit Master!
Read my bio here.
Bart is a stand up comedy comedian. He has been doing comedy for a while now and travels around Australia doing comedy to people and whatever else is around. Having had the pleasure some lovely festivals like Melbourne comedy festival, Adelaide Fringe festival and Brisbane Comedy Festival Bart has had people who work at newspapers write some nice things about him. If you want him to write or perform something funny just send an email to info@bartlol.com

Here are some quotes for you to look at. Have a great day!

"…a joy to watch" The Age ****

" …turns ordinary tales into wonderful adventures"
Adelaide Advertiser ****

bart news

Fun fun! SUN SUN! ?

Wonderful Super Comedy friends! Welcome to my website if you have not visited before! I have just finished a super successful run of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and it was a blast! Some super good 4 and 5 star reviews and some really fun shows. Thanks for coming if you made it along!

Here is what is next!!!

Sydney Comedy Festival! It is gonna rock! 27th - 30th of April! Tickets here

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=1241

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Next up is Perth Comedy Festival! Western buddies get on board! It is gonna rock! From the 11th - 14th of May!!! Tickets below!

perthcomedyfestival.com/single-event?show_id=734

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There are more fun things brewing away! But for now


Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use. They come out weekly! There are also pod boxes on my website which you are reading.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!


Peace and magic gravy friends!
2 months ago

Power Year Ignite!?

LET THIS BE A GREAT YEAR! I got fallout 4 for my birthday so I am really making the most of the year so far. Lots of great work getting done at my house at night.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!

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www.trybooking.com/JZFG

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Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use. They come out weekly! There are also pod boxes on my website which you are reading.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!



Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick! It is gonna be sooo fun!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here! There will be a new one out soon!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

Stay cool and be rad x
5 months ago

2016 super fun?

Super times 2016?
Happy Holidays friends! Have a good time eating and enjoying friends and family. Thanks for being such great buddies.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!


www.trybooking.com/JZFG

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!



Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/

In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here! These are selling fast!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

I am turning 36 on the 9th of Jan also. Whoa time flies when you are alive.
5 months ago

Super times 2016?

Happy Holidays friends! Have a good time eating and enjoying friends and family. Thanks for being such great buddies.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!


www.trybooking.com/JZFG

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!



Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/

In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here! These are selling fast!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

I am turning 36 on the 9th of Jan also. Whoa time flies when you are alive.
5 months ago

Happy Holidays!?

Happy Holidays friends! Have a good time eating and enjoying friends and family. Thanks for being such great buddies.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!

www.trybooking.com/JZFG

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!

Tickets for Melbourne Comedy festival will be up soon!

Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/


In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

Merry times!
6 months ago

Holiday Pals! ?

Hey guys! I hope this finds you well with Christmas coming up. I am almost done all my gigs for the year.

I am at the Comedy Store in Sydney up until the 18th! Come along it is such a good night.

Also I am doing World Bar on the 12th, Cafe Lounge on the 13th and The Enmore Comedy Club on the 14th!

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!

Tickets for Melbourne Comedy festival will be up soon!

Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/


In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

Merry times!
6 months ago

Friends! ?

Hey guys!

I have two new podcasts out!

Spirit Blast - A guided meditation full of maximum Buddha

and

Finty Grimbles - Me being full of finty silly powers!

Check them out! Just search them on your favourite pod platform! They should be there!

I am at the Comic's Lounge next week! 11th - 14th of November! Come say g'day. I am support the powerful Tom Ballard.

Also the week after I am in Perth. Shapiro's on Tuesday 17th, The National Wednesday 18th, Charles Hotel Thursday 19th, Lazy Susan's Friday 20th, Little Creatures Fremantle Saturday 21st! Get into it Western Lords!

The week after I am hosting a sweet new room Tommy Dassalo and Ben Vernel are running! Catfish Comedy at Catfish in Fitzroy Melbourne town! Tuesday 24th! Also that week I am up at Crab Lab! Wednesday the 25th! Sweet times!

Peace out mega claws xoxox
7 months ago

mega times?

Hey super internet Friends! things are bubbling along nicely! I have my last Fringe show tonight! Friday the 2nd of October! Thanks for coming along if you did. It was a blast. I have a fancy live show record coming up this Sunday on the 4th!

6.30pm at Dirty Secrets which is a really sweet bar at 80 Smith street collingwood. The tickets are 10 bucks just to cover costs but if you really want to come and bring cool pals you can just come! Just email me you are coming at tix@bartlol.com we can sort it out! Stay fresh!

www.trybooking.com/JDPD

It will be a blast if you can make it.

I am off to Sydney next week and Tassie the week after that!

New Podcasts are coming along nicely!

Spring times!

Stay powerful
9 months ago

Fringe Magic and Pod Genesis?

GUys! It is all happening. I am giving birth to new pods! They are on the rise. Close now! joy crazy gravy.

Melbourne Fringe is in full swing! Get involved The show is juicy and fun. Here are the details


16th of September - 2nd or October! 8pm! Get on it! Tix at the door of the Imperial Hotel or at this link! The door is a good way to avoid booking fees and stuff. Just bring clams to the hotel!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/program/event/view/1580c881-600b-48b6-ae57-791e64e3d900

Also! I am doing a live record of some of my sweet goodtime zingers over two Sundays! The 27th of September and the 4th of October at 6.30pm at Dirty Secrets which is a really sweet bar at 80 Smith street collingwood. The tickets are 10 bucks just to cover costs but if you really want to come and bring cool pals you can just come! Just email me you are coming at tix@bartlol.com we can sort it out! Stay fresh!

www.trybooking.com/JDPD
9 months ago

Super New Shows! ?

Hey wild lords! Great festival magic times coming up! New comedy and joy ready for your face! It won't be super shiny but it will be fun and fancy!

WOOOO

Sydney Fringe!!! 1st, 3rd and 5th of September! 7.15pm!! Get on it!

www.sydneyfringe.com/whats_on/event/7bfa6def-f7d6-496a-ab04-415939af8ca5/

Melbourne Fringe! HOLYCRAP! IT IS GONNA ROCK!!!!

16th of September - 2nd or October! 8pm! Get on it! Tix at the door of the Imperial Hotel or at this link!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/program/event/view/1580c881-600b-48b6-ae57-791e64e3d900
10 months ago

Fresh times ahead?

Hi hi hi! Super lords of the internetz!

Thanks for all your love and support with the live podcasts. They were so great. Listen to them at your pace! I have some great new things coming up! I will put them up soon! I am doing Sydney Comedy festival Roadshow along with Trips to Brisbane and Adelaide. Splendour in the Grass is happening and I am doing shows in Sydney and Melbourne Fringe! Fun times ahead. Also there are 2 new podcasts in the works! Busy but super funny fun fun times! Maximum gravy! Stay tuned mega faces!
1 year ago

Holy Awesome town! ?

So many good gigs coming up!

Sydney is happening and is gonna be so good! Come along to my Sydney Comedy Festival show here!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

BIG NEWS
Nick Cody and I are finishing up our powerful and glorious podcast Something for the Drive Home so we are doing a few excellent live shows to say goodbye and thanks a lot! THE first one is in Sydney! on the 16th at 5pm! Get involved in that! It is gonna be off the hook!

Here are teh details!

premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=SOMETHIN15&v=ENC

We are going to be in Adelaide on May the 21st doing a huge night of both Nick and my solo shows and the podcast! It will be a podfestival indeed! OFF TEH HOOK! Details here!

www.trybooking.com/HRPH

Then to top it off we are doing the final live super excellent 200th episode on the 30th of May at Public bar in Melbourne! The link is right here!

www.trybooking.com/HQAE

Tickets are selling super quick for all of these. Of course i am going to say that but seriously come along. It is gonna be ace!

PEACE TO THE MAX
1 year ago

Festival Glory?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.comedyfestival.com.au/2015/season/shows/ultra-power-lord-bart-freebairn

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
1 year ago

festival glory! ?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
1 year ago

Festival Glory?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
1 year ago

Festivals and Lasers! ?

Hey heyhey super lords of the internet depths! I am doing some great shows in the beginning of this fine year! Here they are with links attached!

Perth Fringe! Yes Perth! 7th - 11th of Feb
www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/8ff69fb5-3d8c-434b-8003-e1ba4092b690/

Brisbane Comedy Festival! 17th - 22nd of March
brisbanepowerhouse.org/events/2015/03/17/bart-freebairn-ultra-power-lord/

Melbourne Comedy Festival! 25th of March - 19th of April!
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Sydney Comedy festival dates to come! Podcasts will be happening in the towns Nick and I are in at the same time!

Stay magical!
1 year ago

sweet xmas Jazz?

MEGA DOGS! I am in gonna be in Perth in December doing all sorts of sweet gigs. I am also all over every shopping centre ever over the festive season. Just being a super EAGLe.

Tuesday the 25th I am headlining the Imperial Hotel! get on it xo
1 year ago

FRESH LORDS?

YEAH DUDES!!

In the sweet SYDNEY TOWN for the next 10 days!
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

The COmedy store From Thursday to Saturday for 23rd - 25th and 30th - 1st!!!

The Hump!! SO tasty!! GEt on it here! www.humpcomedy.com/

SO GREAT!!! HAPPY TIMES!
1 year ago

Adelaide super times! ?

This week I am all up in Adelaide! Get into it guyzzz. Check for gigs and tickets here

www.adelaidecomedy.com/

Then Local Laughs on the 18th!

www.facebook.com/LocalLaughs

With Brisbane shows coming up later in the month from the 28th of August!

www.standup.com.au/

Then Sydney for Fringe Festival!

www.sydneyfringe.com/whats_on/event/cbb9420a-bc8c-4413-87fb-fc102ffb9873/

Followed by Melbourne Fringe!!!!!! OMG SO MUCH FUN!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/bart-freebairn-ultra-power-lord/
1 year ago

SUPER LRODS!?

UP and coming! I am going to be doing comedy at Splendour in the Grass! See you there if you have tickets.

Special and excellent live show coming on the 1st of July! Live 3rd bday podcast with the powerful Nick Cody and I!

Here are details.

www.trybooking.com/90236

See you there!
2 years ago

Wild Lords!?

Thanks to all the Billions of peoples that came along to my shows across the country for the comedy festival times. BLESS YOUR DEAR FACES!!! BLESSS YOU!!!!!!! I am in Perth from the 30th of April until the 11th of May. Details are in the heavens.
www.comedylounge.com.au/2011/
2 years ago

Melbourne Comedy JOY! ?

Guyz!!! HERE Are ticket details for my Melbouren Comedy festival show. I am doing a show EVERYDAY at 8pm at the IMperial hotel in Melbourne CBD! Because I love comedy and I LUV U!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=72342

ThAT LINK IS FOR TICKETS! CLICK IT AND buy a pass to pure awesome!!!

LUV U x
2 years ago

MELBOURNEZ Comedy fetivalz?

Guyz!!! HERE Are ticket details for my Melbouren Comedy festival show. I am doing a show EVERYDAY at 8pm at the IMperial hotel in Melbourne CBD! Because I love comedy and I LUV U!

Melbourne Comedy festival! OHHHHH DAMMNNNN!!! THE PURE POWER!!
www.trybooking.com/EDAK

BOok now for sweet comedy magic dreams.
2 years ago

Festival Awesomeness! ?

Sweet Internet dudes! Here are my upcoming festivals! Get on it! They are gonna be super totes awesome!

Perth Fringe! Oh BOom!!!!
tinyurl.com/kx2fays

Brisbane comedy festival!! Get into it!! Sweet BrisLOVE
tinyurl.com/l82yk9f

Melbourne Comedy festival! OHHHHH DAMMNNNN!!! THE PURE POWER!!
www.trybooking.com/EDAK

BOok now for sweet comedy magic dreams.
2 years ago

Brisbane Comedy Festival! ?

GUys! I will be in Brisbane for the Comedy festival they have there! Here is the link!! Gonna be so sweet! Come along

brisbanepowerhouse.org/events/2014/02/25/bart-freebairn-double-happiness/
2 years ago

BRISBANE!?

GUYS! Brisbane Powerhouse Livewired comedy night! 20th of October! Be there to see me do a sweet 34q345we minute headline spot full of mad awesome jokes! oxoxoxoxox SEe you there! xoxoxo
2 years ago

sydney!!?

Guys this week I am in the SYDNEY!
Doing the Sydney Comedy store from
Thursday -- Saturday!!! Show starts at 8.30pm! Get tickets here!
comedystore.com.au/
Doing the Mic in Hand on Thursday night after the store! Super awesome room as well. Here are the details.
amicinhand.com/

HUGS BROZZZ
2 years ago

upcoming gigs in October!?

Heaps of sweet gigs this month. Here are a few.
Speen on Monday 9th at 8pm in Melbourne CBD
Public Bar on the 18th at 8pm Near Vic Markets
The Local on the 23rd at 8pm in St. Kilda.

I have some sweet action in the mix! I will soon announce some secret awesome shows around Melbourne Fringe time as well. Keep your eyes on this space. I know you do anyway. You crazy lovely stalker you. xx
2 years ago

happy pants?

Hey wild magic internet travellers! Bart is currently upgrading his wizard powers and will be going over the the USA to get mad fame and fortune up in his grill. There will be more updates on the site with twitter and instagram and other social media delights. It is a month before the plane leaves so there will be some gigs before hand. GET READY FOR FUN!
3 years ago

Sydney Magic?

Hey wild super lords! I am in Sydney! I am doing sweet shows. Come along and have some fun with me.
I got an awesome hour of glory on Saturday! Get tickets here.
www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=48
I am at Comedy on the Rox doing clean sweet comedy!
www.comedyontherox.com.au/
Thursday I am at one of my favourite rooms! The Mic in Hand!
amicinhand.com/
3 years ago

ah yis! Comedy Festival! ?

Hey wonderful People of Melbourne! My show The Age of Wonder is happening for the next few weeks and it is great! I have worked really hard on it and think it is well worth a watch! Please come along and have a great time!

Click here to get tickets!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
3 years ago

Sweet FESTIVE TIMES?


Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! COme to my Melbourne Comedy festival show! It is happy and fun and you will have a powerful soul laserbeam afterwards.

I have worked hard on it and it is a funny comedy. You won't regret it!

HOORAY!

Melbourne ---

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
3 years ago

BOOK SWEET TICKETS?

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! COme to my Melbourne Comedy festival show! It is happy and fun and you will have a powerful soul laserbeam afterwards.

I have worked hard on it and it is a funny comedy.

HOORAY!

Melbourne!!!

FRom --- 27th of March to the 20th of April! WOO
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
3 years ago

Sweet FESTIVE TIMES?

Hey sweet super HiveMINd internet masters! It is festival time! I have many good times ahead.
Adelaide lovely people! 4th -17th of March!
www.adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/the-age-of-wonder/1adc93e1-0ce5-4455-848e-f6889457e3de
Brisbane Magic lords! 19th -24th of March
briscomfest.com/show/bart-freebairn
Melbourne Vest masters! 27th of March to the 20th of April! WOO
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298

Tickets and details are in the links! Happy times!
3 years ago

WILD MAGIC DUDES!?

Hey happy faces! This week in Melbourne I am doing shows that are great! Portland Hotel at 8pm on Wednesday and Hawthorn Hotel at 8pm on Thursday! May you arrive if you wish! Mad cuddles up in your shizznit!
3 years ago

Brisbane! ?

Guys I am in Brisbane from the 29th of October until the 5th of November.
Boundary Hotel on the 30th!
Jupiters Casino on the 31st
Sit Down Comedy Club 1st to the 3rd
LiveWired on the 4th
OMG the fun comes at your face hard and fast. If you aren't in Brisbane please enjoy your time doing things you like amongst the things you must do.

Love
bart.
3 years ago

Come to the Show! ?

My Fringe Festival show is in full swing in Melbourne. Please come along and check it out! It is in a pillow fort and is super great and fun! Here is a link with all the details and tickets!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/the-warmth-we-make-with-our-lives/

3 years ago

Pillow FOrt?

Bart is getting ready for his Melbourne Fringe show in September and is going to be doing the show in a pillow fort. If you have any old sheets or blankets and feel like being a part of the process email in pillows@bartlol.com
3 years ago

twitter

Pig fuck pound British exit Queen joust vote slut Europe goose #Brexit
4 days ago
They weren't always known as the high seas. A while ago the ocean started smoking heaps of sweet sweet mary jane. Now the seas are blazed.
6 days ago
Good podcast magic guys! Get into it. t.co/kJjMNqoNW7
6 days ago
You did a trick on your dirtbike. Big deal. This guy is shooting up with a used needle in a park. We all know the true mad dog is. #redbull
1 week ago
The ocean is always moving. Heaps of waves. This is because fish dance A LOT. There are the best clubs in the sea. Underwater beats.
1 week ago
Everytime you piss in the ocean you're telling Neptune you don't respect him. Not poops though. He 100% likes those little surprises.
1 week ago
Night time is just the world being dipped in cosmic coffee. Like a cute little earth biscuit.
1 week ago
If arm wrestling was a serious sport they'd grease their arms up so they were harder to pin.
1 week ago
Just dropped a Berocca down the sink. My plumbing peppy as fuck.
1 week ago
Any store is a gift store if you give the things you bought away as presents. Happy birthday here's some potatoes and a block of fetta.
1 week ago
Some forests disappear because they're super delicious. Like the black forest. If you think the cake is good try the actual forest. It's yum
1 week ago
Dogs have great hearing and can hear whistles we can't. Or they are great actors. You decide. Don't just believe science. Follow your heart.
1 week ago
I need some night vision goggles so I can get rid of the lights on my bike. Fuck saftey I am a wild unstoppable travel ninja.
2 weeks ago
TImes have changed. Going into town used to be a special thing. Now I go into town so much my friends think I am dating it on the sly.
2 weeks ago
If you get fined on public transport get your value back by drilling a $200 fart into the seat. The system can't hold you.
2 weeks ago
Stains are signs of a great time or sometimes quite the opposite.
2 weeks ago
This election you guys can vote for my butt. It will deliver the same shit but quicker and it is way better looking that the other fucks.
2 weeks ago
Boats are just swords built to cut through the ocean.
3 weeks ago
Most people travel to see the world. Not me. I travel to leave sweet phone chargers in different hotel rooms around the globe. Feels good.
3 weeks ago
Real talk. Bananas and melons should have be called passion fruit. Actual passion fruit should be called zingy yogurt seeds. Just be real ok
3 weeks ago
Guys! @Uber is so good they will come to you where ever you are. I dropped a pin in my dreams and car appeared! No water though. 2 stars lol
3 weeks ago
Sailors and pirates die at sea. Fish eat them. We eat fishes. You've probably eaten a whole pirate by now. Yummy treasure.
3 weeks ago
A civil war should be a really sensible war. More like a gentle dispute. The shots taken should be hazelnut syrup being fired into coffee
3 weeks ago
I am pretty confident our pets are constantly looking at us doing stuff and thinking wtf is it up to now? What a rando food giver beast pal.
3 weeks ago
Athletes are running marathons so fast now that a movie marathon will be half a movie.
3 weeks ago
The voice overs for scary movie trailers are always so raspy deep and confident. It's reassuring. If they're not worried then I'm feel safe.
3 weeks ago
Don't say a room is full of something unless it's absolutely full. That room is full of spiders! No it isn't, put more in. Don't be cheap.
1 month ago
Swearing at dogs is cool. They don't care. That said the human can get flustered when you call their dog Mr fatty fat fucktard whisker lips.
1 month ago
Football is just leg baseball where you use your foot bat. Great sports.
1 month ago
Hearing a well to do person say salted caramel over and over again is more jarring then being called a cunt by a scary prison criminal.
1 month ago
I am loyal my friends. Not to shops though. No sir. I would buy a coffee from anyone selling one. I would buy one out of someone's butt.
1 month ago
Sadly the only true home cooked things are people and pets that get caught in house fires (Dear Magic Jesus forgive me for this tweet)
1 month ago
Single Cell --> Multi Cell --> Complex life. Shampoo --> Shampoo Conditioner --> New Life! It won't happen overnight but it will happen.
1 month ago
The universe is the ultimate all in one shampoo conditioner. It has all the stuff. Mainly plasma though so your hair is gonna get wrecked
1 month ago
Showers are just rudimentary rain teleporters.
1 month ago
Spicy food by itself is not dangerous but combined with pride and bravado it can bring down even the hardiest of faces.
1 month ago
I found a magical hat in a field. When I wear it I summon birds. My hat may be bread. That doesn't change anything. I'm powerful as fuck.
1 month ago
I love huge storms because they are exciting and make me feel alive. They are rare though so instead I just rain down snacks on myself.
1 month ago
Loose hairs are just a business card from your body. It's got all your important details. Use that code and they'll get you.
1 month ago
Went into a section of the gym where you had to lift people's hopes for the future. It was some heavy business.
1 month ago
Go into the perfume section. Spray on all the smells. Be the most sexy thing in the universe. Fuck the sun. Never call.
1 month ago
I'm okay with mass surveillance as long as big brother plays private eyes by Hall and Oates out of speakers next to each camera.
1 month ago
Getting naked in front of your dog can feel weird. They don't care about your bits. They're just thinking finally! Tonight we run as a pack
1 month ago
Sometimes on a wild night I walk around on the busy street with all my groovy moves and give people a tasty dance surpise. I'm a jazz chef
1 month ago
Owning a ute is the same as saying I'm so practical I can only really have one friend.
1 month ago
In the men's toilet you have the choice of urinal pissing or cubical pissing also known as business class pissing.
1 month ago
To do - make a great Twitter riddle. Relax in my pad. Explode into flutter gravy. Learn the names of rivers.
2 months ago
Some call it gravy. I like to call it flavour enhanced meat juice.
2 months ago
Checking guns before the action in movies is so cool but I don't like violence. I could just cock them though. Yep that ones good. Good luck
2 months ago
Werewolves don't howl at the moon. They howl at a distant galaxy they love behind the moon when it is full coz it lines up. Super eyes.
2 months ago
Still waiting for that Tupperware that will make everything tidy and organised. The Almighty life container.
2 months ago
Here is a rad video thing I did with @mrsammyp from a series I'm doing called Chip TIps. Check it out! t.co/sYyFSZ5sX0
2 months ago
I am gonna get so good at fighting that my punches make people remember all that is important in their life. My kicks will make trees grow.
2 months ago
Cool things about the hairdresser. Hairwash ACE. Attention WONDERFUL. Gentle skull touches OMG. Cutting.. hmm it'll grow out.
2 months ago
When people sign off with lots of O's and X's I'm unsure they are being loving or yelling OX a lot really fast. OXOXOX look out it's an ox.
2 months ago
Pyramid schemes are bad. Except the original one where you bury all your pals and stuff so they can protect you in the dangerous afterlife.
2 months ago
Empty tin cans are loud because they are sad their soup has moved out into a person.
2 months ago
Touching a super small button on my phone and getting it makes me feel like a super ninja hacker!! Touchscreen sniper! #micf #blessed
2 months ago
Toilet paper. Not tough enough for your nose and never soft enough for your butt.
2 months ago
How the heck do cows make butter from grass. Straight up hoof wizards. #micf
2 months ago
Thanks Funny Tonne! Ur so great! Friends! Come on down! ERRRnigh! xoxoxox Link to tix in ON me pinned tweet #MICF t.co/DTxzXjHUTU
2 months ago
When I see people with huge fat long dreadlocks I have to use 1000% of my willpower not to chop them off with a sword (I carry a cool sword)
2 months ago
For April Fools this year I changed the L to a D and made it April Foods. That'll show that prankster day. I am eating snacks! #rekt #micf
2 months ago
If all hectic confrontations ended in a dance off the world would be fucking rad.
3 months ago
Jesus came out of a cave today because back then closets hadn't been invented. Y'all know what this holiday is really about #rainbowjesus
3 months ago
Comedy fun! t.co/jxz37NBfBy
3 months ago
It's Easter so I've gone to the shops and hidden all their eggs. It's what Jesus would've wanted. Hopefully no one looks in my pants.. #MICF
3 months ago
Have a great opening night friends! #MICF #micf2016
3 months ago
Hey Friends! #MICF opens tonight. It's a big month. Here is a sweet tip to keep you level and calm t.co/g9sQrSFY6g
3 months ago
Weight loss makes you think someone has misplaced their weight and they're looking for it. Hint - it's hidden in the cakes.
3 months ago
When you watch Daredevil do it right. Sit in another room with a blindfold and when you "sense" action jump into the room and flykick the tv
3 months ago
Airplaning food into mouth A cute way to feed your child. Cool. Rocketing food into mouth Flat out punching a baby in the face. Not cool
3 months ago
Let's get some wheelchairs looking all pimp like prams! Why are babies the only ones who get to be ballers when they're being pushed around
3 months ago
Why are swords forged and cakes baked? It's not true. I forged a cake yesterday and used it vanquish my hunger. The flavour battle rages.
3 months ago
Don't feel bad about dandruff. Your shoulders just want to be snowcapped mountains and your head is helping out.
3 months ago
If you do a bad fart you can avoid people smelling it if you run around sniffing it all up. Like a polite butt vacuum.
3 months ago
Active wear is getting so intense people are going to be wearing kayaks to brunch.
3 months ago
As the only one in a whole row on the airplane each person is your worst enemy as they approach and your greatest ally as they pass.
3 months ago
Lemon in soda is delicious but lemon seeds are the best straw saboteur's the drinks world has seen.
3 months ago
Fitness bars should never claim to be chocolate. They taste strange and sad. Their true flavour is Brown Compromise.
3 months ago
Gravestones are boring. I'm going to have a pinball machine instead. Score enough points and my corpse will pop out for a high five.
3 months ago
Why is it only backpackers that get defined by the luggage they carry. I hate those draggy suitcase cunts. They should be called dragtards.
3 months ago
Clouds are just water ghosts.
3 months ago
Nothing is weird. You're just not used to it. Be open. Except people selling magic spells in etsy. That's fking weird. Magic should be free.
3 months ago
Last week a lady drank a whole two litre box of UHT trim milk in front of me on the plane. Getting some serious calcium at high altitude.
3 months ago
CCTV was invented was so people could watch nose pickers and feel better about themselves.
3 months ago
On an airplane the only real VIPs are the pilots. The other ones have just paid more for a better seat.
3 months ago
Ways to impress your date. Take your date to a large bed of soft clay. Lay date on clay. Press firmly. Hopefully it's a good impression.
3 months ago
Air conditioning makes you think it would have better cardio. Instead it's just cooler. More like Air Fashion Makeover. Cool air don't care.
3 months ago
If you want to travel back in time and reminisce just get some slow internet. You will feel the angst of your teen years instantly.
3 months ago
I'm in Malaysia. The hotel has a sweet pool and sauna. I couldn't find the sauna. After searching I realised everywhere else is the sauna.
3 months ago
I had three seats to myself on the plane and felt like a boss but this lady had 29 to herself. She took out the seats and made a sky yurt.
3 months ago
Winning the lottery can make you rich, but it's nothing compared to getting a whole row seats to yourself on a long flight. That's big money
3 months ago
People stumbling on tricky names while announcing things at the airport is an endless delight.
3 months ago
Everything deserves to be treated with respect. That's why I salute birds and antiques. Gotta treat stuff nice.
3 months ago
Make American marching bands great again. Support Trumpets.
3 months ago
I support trumpets.
3 months ago
Birds fly all the time but they never get access to any fancy airport lounges. That's so fucking racist.
3 months ago
Tupperware isn't something you own. It will roost in your kitchen for a season. Bringing snacks only to leave again following BBQ weather.
3 months ago
Before cars had a reverse gear everyone referred to them as hard wheel sharks.
3 months ago
Electronics are brand new until you pull that protective plastic off the screen. Can you leave on? It keeps it fresh. BUT SO GOOD TO PEEL!!!
3 months ago
Thanks to science all guns are proton guns. Good job atoms!
3 months ago
One of the best rooms in the Country! Thanks for having me you awesome humans! t.co/0HAgqPLeTn
4 months ago
Be in a battle with a small gun. Shot a baddie with a bigger gun. Upgrade. Repeat. Soon you'll have a gun the size of the world Sun Tzu.
4 months ago
There are plenty of fish in the ocean yeah right whatevs Go for a swim Can't.. Packed full of fish. none of them want me fuck fish
4 months ago
There's a person demanding to be able to take their yoga mat with them on the plane. You'd think they'd be more flexible. Hahahaha got em.
4 months ago
Don't stand on the luggage scales at the airport. I did and now I have to check myself in. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
4 months ago
If you are yet to find the perfect material for structures like bomb shelters or a fortress you've obviously never tried toasted sourdough.
4 months ago
I found a mighty dragon in the laundry room. Now I have to dress up as treasure to do the washing and not die.
4 months ago
Roses are red. Violence is blue. Punch the sky. You might get god in the nuts.
4 months ago
One flower is a colour. Another flower is a different color Most people like love and intimacy I'm down as long as there's snacks.
4 months ago
Bananas are just fruit wearing gloves.
4 months ago
Budget airlines are getting cheaper and worse. Soon you'll pay a dollar and they'll kill you so your soul can travel anywhere. Spirit Air.
4 months ago
My #MICF show is gonna bring so much sweet glory. Grab tickets and increase both of our happiness scales by infinity t.co/aQ7idBiAIa
4 months ago
If you can't take me at my Phantom Menace you don't deserve me at my Empire Strikes Back.
4 months ago
Plants growing in the pavement are reverse littering. Throw trash in the forest? A commando plant will come to the city for revenge.
4 months ago
Any cheese is nacho cheese if it's on fucking nachos.
4 months ago
Hey pals! New podcasts are up! Spirit Blast and Finty Grimbles! Search on your pod device and enjoy! Mega times!
4 months ago
I have no respect for corn chips that can't stay in one piece when I dip them. This is war dude. When you are dipped hold the damn line.
4 months ago
I'm a really sexy dancer because I'm committed to my dances and commitment is super sexy.
4 months ago
Hugs are just nice pressure. Stress is just hugs from the universe you're not strong enough to enjoy yet.
4 months ago
Not everyone has to go to the gym to lift heavy stuff. Some peeps got super heavy feelings. Hefting max weight with every sigh.
5 months ago
When someone says they're bad at dieting I imagine their head, arms and legs shrinking all tiny while the rest of them stays all beefy.
5 months ago
My gramps had iron guts. He had a rabid pack of wolves living in his stomach for forty years. He was fine. Made for a crazy funeral though.
5 months ago
People say things like they beat the storm. Correction, you didn't get wet. The storm isn't running your stupid dryness race.
5 months ago
Social media is having an adverse effect on your life when you try to like or favourite emails instead of replying to them.
5 months ago
A folded receipt in your pocket has the uncanny power of making you think it's money instead of it being a reminder you spent your money.
5 months ago
I use baby wipes to clean up my face after I have eaten pizza in my bed because I am still a silly boy child who has somehow gotten adult.
5 months ago
Sometimes I wonder if the sun really is a star. Or just a super giant cheese pizza hot out of the galactic oven. Either way it's awesome.
5 months ago
Refugees please remember the Australian Open is only for sweet tennis players. Even if you've got a racket we're closed as fuck. #AusOpen
5 months ago
It's a combination of hard work and luck but stick with it and you might become an older man with a ponytail.
5 months ago
Salad dressing also known as lettuce sauce.
5 months ago
Gym selfies are this age's quiet cry for help.
5 months ago
Fighting ghosts sounds crazy spooky and cool. In reality all you need to do is set up heaps of fans and wave as dem ghost get blown away.
5 months ago
Have a mix of ridiculous and obtainable goals in your life. Then you'll feel good and powerful. Like EAT THE WHOLE WORLD and do a nice poo.
5 months ago
The term sex positive makes me sure there is a giant fuck magnet out there polarising people's junk. Science is amazing right?!
5 months ago
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. I am not sure how fitting through small gaps in a fence compares to cake but I am a dubious.
5 months ago
When someone says they're on top of the world they're straight up lying. Infinity has no direction.
5 months ago
It's hard to make friends at the gym. Get a few though. They're strong so you only need a couple of them can carry your coffin. #deadlifts
5 months ago
Flipping a table looks cool and wrecks people's shit. You might also be making that table's dream of being a beautiful acrobat come true.
5 months ago
When a food store is handing out free samples I eat them all and flip the table. Just to give them a sample of how the real world works.
5 months ago
Appealing to the gods for rain was never effective until clotheslines were invented. Finally a worthy sacrifice they could get behind.
5 months ago
I'm so aware of only punching up in comedy that in life when playing fighting games I only use high punch. Respect and uppercuts. Yolo.
5 months ago
Playgrounds are so safe now. Lucky we can still send our kids to war to get fucked up.
5 months ago
This year is looking so wild with so many rad things cooking my diary just spontaneously combusted. One of the things cooking is my diary.
5 months ago
I'm very happy to catch an Uber with surge pricing if the car goes as fast as the surge. Costly ride but we traveled at 600km/h. Good deal
5 months ago
Caught an @uber and ignored the surge pricing. It was times ten thousand surge. I owe 2.3 billion dollars. Sweet ride though.
5 months ago
When people say they are into Improv I am not sure they are into IEDs or being whacky on stage. Just stay well clear of anyone into Improv.
5 months ago
Thanks for being such a champ friend it means a lot. My goal this year is to get infinity followers. If you know people send them here. Thx
5 months ago
Eating popcorn is the closest you can get to eating an explosion. Tasty delicious explosions. Bombing your mouth.
5 months ago
I might get my legs replaced with dicks so when I walk around I'm fucking the planet. Not in a bad way. The Earth is all like oh yeah baby.
5 months ago
When people say this year is their year I wonder if they just want to do great this year or they have actually bought it. Good job saving up
6 months ago
Can't stop pulling the trigger. Shells keep hitting the floor. Gangsta! (me eating pistachios and being messy. I will clean up later.)
6 months ago
Merry chrimbus t.co/JJVVv6UmHf
6 months ago
The number one seasoning for chicken today is meri meri. Seasonings greetings.
6 months ago
All mushrooms are magic mushrooms if you just really love mushrooms.
6 months ago
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. How's it feel when I push your skinny ass down a hill? I'm powered on cheesecake bitch.
6 months ago
There many dangers associated with hot weather. Fires, overheating, sunburn, also the chance of seeing an old man's balls goes up by 10000%.
6 months ago
ISIS has killed more Muslims than anyone else. Seems a little off brand. I don't want to push it but I've got a hunch they don't like Islam.
6 months ago
Had racist taxi driver. Telling me white only people are good. Such shit. I had to change his mind. So I did the right thing. I robbed him.
6 months ago
Just got a sweet tattoo of my face on my face so I don't look bad when I grow old. Holy shit I am full of great ideas.
6 months ago
Anal bleaching makes your butthole look like it's seen a ghost. Or that you're wearing very spooky pants.
6 months ago
Everyone is excited to see Star Wars. Spoiler Alert! The stars have been fighting for ages. Just buy a telescope and watch. Fuck the movies.
6 months ago
Some people's desire is a gentle breeze. Others are a greedy wild goblin on their back. A few have a black hole that sucks in all the cakes.
6 months ago
When someone asks for my number I'm not sure if they mean my favourite number or my phone number. Luckily they're both infinity.
6 months ago
People have whole rooms in their houses just for the sun. A sun room. In the off chance it visits? If the sun visits you will really die.
6 months ago
If you own a gun and want to be recognised as a good gunman don't shoot it all the time. Be gentle. Cook it dinner. Sing and laugh. Be real.
6 months ago
Tinder should have a feature where you match with yourself and must like yourself to continue. Remember you're great. Light yourself on fire
6 months ago
Going from business attire to track pants and comfy shirt is the same great feeling of metamorphosis a butterfly feels. NO DOUBT! Science.
6 months ago
Pals! Check out my fancy new youtube viral sweet mega video about hot chips! You won't believe it. t.co/8PzYnwLOmf
6 months ago
Ever wondered what it was like to be a vampire? Just imagine you're super hungry and love potato gems. Plus everyone is made of potato gems.
6 months ago
When someone says a parent looks like their newborn what they're really saying is - you look like a weird baby person.
6 months ago
Putting a torch under your chin when you tell scary stories is extra spooky because highlighted chin fat is terrifying.
6 months ago
You are never really outraged until there is a picture of you in the local newspaper looking properly disgruntled.
6 months ago
Before airplanes the closest thing anyone could get to a pie in the sky was cooking a bird pie.
6 months ago
The snooze button was invented for those who want to eat sleep in bite size pieces. Not me though. I'm a slumber pig. I'm on no dream diet.
7 months ago
Sometimes I don't recycle my pizza box. For the heinous acts it has committed it should not be reincarnated. It belongs to the endless void.
7 months ago
Carrots! Nature's sausages.
7 months ago
Any car is self driving if you don't give a fuck where you end up. Just put a brick on the accelerator and have a nap. The future is here.
7 months ago
Some people talk about getting their body ready for the beach. The beach doesn't give a fuck. It's just sand and water. Just chill.
7 months ago
Tip 1. Eat all your vegetables. Tip 2. Every vegetable ever in the world is yours. You are the vegetable emperor.
7 months ago
I hold a belt in the ultimate friendship championship. You're welcome to borrow it. Happy to help out buddy #UFC193
7 months ago
The overlap of loving the UFC and wearing a cap with sunglasses on your head inside is 1000% #ufc193
7 months ago
I believe in life for all creatures. Unless they're within a 10 metre radius of my room and are creepy. Those fuckers are straight up dead.
7 months ago
Real body builders are pregnant women.
7 months ago
Like if you don't like change! 😋💎📷☺🚀🌈😁
7 months ago
Popcorn is delicious but in every batch there are some bits that just don't pop. After all that heat. Nothing! Some kernels are hardcorn.
7 months ago
Don't just overcome your fears. Fears deserve proper ass whooping. Shit down their throat and push them from a moving car. Smash them.
8 months ago
When you shorten husband to hubby you are wrong. It should be hussy. Also you're a fuckwhistle. Air comes out of you and people think "Fuck"
8 months ago
Yell loudly. Those cheers will help a sports team win. You don't have to be at the game or watching on TV. Loud noises = victory. It's magic
8 months ago

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WHAT IS GOING ON FRIENDS!!! POWER DAWGZ! COFFEE LORDS!! IT IS MY WEEKLY POWER VIDEO OF WHAT IS UP! BLESS YOUSE ALL!
1 week ago
super cute. Drink your coffee. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jq06Ga71TMdog vocabulary
2 weeks ago
Guys! Come along to this sweet sweet night! Gonna be sooo good!
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3 weeks ago
GUYZZ!!! WHAT IS UP!?!?! LET ME TELL YOU How things are going! FEEL FRESH! HAPPY TIMES!
3 weeks ago
Magical Friday everyone! Have a coffee and enjoy the weekend! POWERFUL! I am doing the Local on Monday so the good times will keep rolling! Come on down!
3 weeks ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING! I SAY YO YO YO YO YO ON THE VIDEO!! GET SOME SWEET FUNT Live the dREAM. Be free!
4 weeks ago
Sydney is going great guns guys! What is your favourite place to hang out in Sydney? I like it all and want to explore more. Hooray for comedy and stuff!
1 month ago
Sydney next week! Sydney Comedy festival and Sydney Comedy Store! Gonna be sweet as! Come along to my show! OMG OMG!

Only 2 nights! Bring a gang! It is gonna rock

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905BART FREEBAIRN - ULTRA POWER LORD - Sydney Comedy Festivalwww.sydneycomedyfest.com.auBart Freebairn is a rising star in the Australian comedy scene. His new show Ultra Power Lord is a slick cominbation of witty original comedy and explosive exciting performance. Everyone struggles with feeling powerless at times. Ultra Power Lord looks at our fight to feel in control and how we can…
1 month ago
This sweet article from the Herald Sun. In there with some awesome mates! Come grab my show last minute and check out some sweet shows before the end of the festival. Thanks for all the love so far as well guys! Great times.

www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/comedy-festival/melbourne-comedy-festival-2015-reviewer-patrick-horans-last-minute-must-see-shows/story-fni0fdi2-1227308227873
2 months ago
Guys! My show is going ace! Here is a sweet review! Still 11 shows left! Come along! 8pm at the Imperial every night until the 19th of this month! Peace out coffee on!

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2 months ago
HAVE A GREAT A WEEK SUPER LORDS! FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!!

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3 months ago
Happy Sunday super lords! Stay cool! Drink some iced coffee. I have festivals coming to all the places soon! Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane! Get ready!

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4 months ago
PERTH IS ROCKING GUYS! GREAT COFFEE GREAT GIGS! Come see me at the Brisbane Hotel on Friday night! 8pm! BOOM
6 months ago
Coffee lords! I am coming to Brisbane with sweet awesome times!

here is the link to the show stuff!

bit.ly/1coZEtp
6 months ago
6 months ago
HEY SUPER LORDS! GET POWERFUL FOR THE THURSDAY! You are on the world holding it up with your minds! Have a coffee and rejoice!
6 months ago
This is hilarious and crazy.

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7 months ago

spiritblast

Journey Twenty Seven. Mind Snack Relax?

Friendss and special beings made of pure light and magic. Another journey has arrived for you to take. Just hop on and ride off into the mist. It is safe and wonderful out there. Have the best of times. Relax and enjoy your time on this plane of existence.   Bless you all with pure love. www.bartlol.com   @bartlol for twitter and instagram. xxoxo 
1 month ago

Journey Twenty Six. Blasting On?

The connection of all is close to your heart and mind. The fallow joy of swords and the undeniable mastery of the self is just a step away. Feel it and enjoy.    www.bartlol.com 
1 month ago

Journey Twenty Five. Weather the Storm?

Feel the universe flow through you. Get the power of master and magic in your legs and face.    Match your eye with the sky.  www.bartlol.com   Twitter.INstagram  @bartlol
2 months ago

Journey Twenty Four. Mind Holiday?

YESSS! Super snakes and wind Angels protect you all! The world is a brisket!    BLESS YOU! NAMASTE!    www.bartlol.com   Twitter/instagram @barlol   Happy travels friend. 
2 months ago

Journey Twenty Three. The Beach?

Life is a beach but is also a great magical sound cloud. It is also a waterfall and a bag of old cookies. Make the world lighter with your dance like steps and always eat organic fabric. Bless you all
@bartlol Twitter/instagram   www.bartlol.com    
3 months ago

Journey Twenty Two. Magic.?

You are the all powerful magnet force. You are the special sky leaver.    www.bartlol.com
3 months ago

Journey Twenty One. Thoughts?

Your mind is a powerful machine. Don't let it be your master. You are a ship and the ocean. You are the waves of joy that crash all parties.    www.bartlol.com    hot tank 
3 months ago

Journey Twenty. Identity?

You are the shining face of a glorious sun! Be warm and joyous! Eat your clams. Feel the vitamins.    Bless the yolo. Buddha has had a bit of fun with your shoe. He might of melted them together in a nuclear sound vault.      Get tickets to my upcoming live super comedy shows at this address. Be my friend forever. x www.bartlol.com 
4 months ago

Journey Nineteen. Acknowledgement?

We have all been places. We are all going places. Breathe deep and fade into the cosmos.    www.bartlol.com 
4 months ago

Journey Eighteen. Focus?

Just keep at it! You can get there. Focus on what you want. The universe might help you. Breathe deep! Eat a clam. They are tasty. If the right chef is involved.    www.bartlol.com    fancy time. 
4 months ago

Journey Seventeen. Motivation?

Get up and do it! You can make a difference. Be the super person you can be. Relax.    Bless you all.  Twitter/instagram @bartlol    www.bartlol.com  
4 months ago

Journey Sixteen. Wisdom?

You can do it! Stay full of the Universe.    www.bartlol.com    
5 months ago

Journey Fifteen. Walking?

Moving through life with one leg at a time. You have the power to get over hills. Whether they are in your mind or they are actually real hills!    www.bartlol.com   Please buy infinity MICF tickets! Link on my website. 
5 months ago

Journey Fourteen. Smoothness?

Let the universe into your house. Let it eat your food and clean your yard. It is a nice Universe. Relax and be level. Let the light attack your doubt.    www.bartlol.com  
5 months ago

Journey Thirteen. Blessings?

We are all full of special magic from all of the universe! Let it come out of you. Dogs are great pets. Plant your own garden! Stay free and wonderful. Help your friends.    This is Spirit Blast! Relax and enjoy xoxo    www.bartlol.com   NAMASTE xo
5 months ago

Episode Twelve. Renewal?

We are all new and old. Born again and bless with the power of the universe. We all touch angels and sing to the solar heavens. Go with the earth moth.    www.bartlol.com 
5 months ago

Journey Eleven. Giving?

Let your heart open up and flow with pure love and giving in this season and all seasons! You are a great giant wonderful angel sitting next to the special god.    www.bartlol.com   Please come with me! 
6 months ago

Journey Ten. Love?

Love is all around us! Let it flow into your heart. Give it to those who need it. Stay open and free.    www.bartlol.com   Friendship is special! 
6 months ago

Journey Nine. Time?

Everything passes. Time continues to flow. Flow with Bart Freebairn on this wonderful journey! Enjoy Spirit Blast! 
Bless you all with infinite happiness and good times.    www.bartlol.com @bartlol Twitter/instagram 
6 months ago

Journey Eight. Compassion?

Let your heart grow and flow. Let it take over your anger mind. Bless the eternal goddess of eyes.    www.bartlol.com @bartlol Twitter/instagram    Stay fresh! tell your pals! Be a champion. Be a yoga master. Be relaxed. 
6 months ago

Journey Seven. Chillness?

Be super chill and super sweet sweet sweet! You got this friends! You so totally got this.    Feel the powerful energy.    www.bartlol.com   Twitter/instagram @bartlol    Stay great. 
7 months ago

Journey Six. Destiny?

Feel the energy flow in the world. It is big and you are small but you are also great. It is your destiny to listen to this gudied journey. It will fill you full of power. Bless you all. May your spirit blast always with Spirit Blast!  twitter/instagram  @bartlol  www.bartlol.com   Special magic! 
7 months ago

Journey Five. Death?

Welcome for the first time or welcome back brave glorious soul. Please dip your soul into this wonderful guided meditation. Let it sooth you!    This is Spirit Blast!    www.bartlol.com @bartlol twitter/instagram. 
I also have other podcasts.  Finty Grimbles We are not Doctors Search them on your favoured pod platform!    Bless you with the universal spirit power. 
7 months ago

Journey Four. Success?

Welcome back or for the first time brace traveler. This is Spirit Blast. An enlightened and joyous guided meditation. Here to relax and set you free. Sit back and let Buddha and his friend the Universe gently touch your brain.  Twitter/Instagram @bartlol  www.bartlol.com  
7 months ago

Journey Three. Rage and Release?

Welcome sweet friends! Relax and be enlightened by the glory that is Spirit Blast. You will be able to obtain extreme relaxation and glory.    BLESS YOU ALL! BLESS THE BUDDHA! BLESS THE SWEET FEELINGS OF THE OCEAN!    www.bartlol.com Twitter/instagrams!  @bartlol 
8 months ago

Journey Two. Perspective?

Feel it! Feel the pure love coming from the dolphins head. It is fresh and made of glorious ocean. Yes!!!    Thank you for coming to the Spirit Blast. Your number one Buddha meditation. It will relax you to the max.    Bless you all.    www.bartlol.com @bartlol twitter/instagram.    xoxo
8 months ago

Journey One. The Beginning?

Welcome brave travelers. Thank you for coming with us on this glorious quest for wellbeing and compassion. You are a unique and wonderful connected element of the universe. All the things you need are here for you. 
Please relax and enjoy.    Follow me on social media twitter/instagram @bartlol www.bartlol.com
8 months ago

fintygrimbles

Episode 34?

THE BOAT IS GONNA GO! SAFTEY FIRST CUNZ!!! GET THE SWORD OF NO HARM    www.bartlol.com   love job. 
5 days ago

Episode 33?

HOokey down town. Pound sound. The pod juice is here. Barn is uppity about progress and ranty about flax seeds. Get the low down and feel the fame   www.bartlol.com  @bartlol twitter instagram xoxoxo
1 week ago

EPIsode 32?

FINGER TRIPLE SHINT! The sun of the old moon is under the cresent! Stale beaver tips and the fancy gales of the ages suck diiiickksss!    www.bartlol.com    @bartlol for twitter and instagramz . 
2 weeks ago

episode thirty ONE?

POWER FRIENDS! WE ALL GET THE BONES IN OUR EYES! Get full on into the forest and feel the pumping lizards that live there as they send you the fax of your live. You have waited for the last 3 minutes for this special time. SORRY for the late pod. I am a silly.    www.bartlol.com    Twitter/instagram @bartlol    Good on ya BLOOODODODODODODY GOODO 
3 weeks ago

Episode Thirty?

WOOOOOWEEEEE! The woony of the soon dust is under the werewolf galaxy. We are family We are chance dingoes. We have the 0% sound feet. 

Grab your dinner and run through the fumble damp.    www.bartlol.com    Rate and subscrebsz. Say gday on the twitter or instagrazm @bartlol 
1 month ago

Episode Twenty Nine?

TANG!! SIMPER!! TANGO!!    www.bartlol.com    xoxo
1 month ago

Episode Twenty Eight?

CANS OF FEENZ!!! BANS OF TAPE!!! THE APE MONGELS ARE ARROW LORDS!!!    www.bartlol.com    @bartlol twitter instagramzzz    blanch youse
1 month ago

Episode Twenty Seven?

Raven RAVEN RAVEN RAVEN! Battle some RAVEN! GET IN BOARD TODAY@ PUT THE CODE _ RAVE DAVE! Into your browers at all places to win big maximum time!    www.bartlol.com    twtiter/instagnrngarz @bartlol xxxoxoxo
1 month ago

Episode Twenty Six?

FINTY FUN! NO STOP GLORY! FEEL THE REAVER OF FATE IN YOUR BUTTHOLE    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol Twitter instagram 
2 months ago

Episode Twenty Five?

FRiends! A new fresh sound episode! FULL of joy and wizdom.    www.bartlol.com   tie for first always xoxoxo
2 months ago

Episode Twenty Four?

FINT FUN! FAR OUT JOY JOY! MICF IS FULL IN THE ZONE! I AM TIRED BUT FULL OF GAPS of Light!    Ham ham ham ham!    Get along see the show! See the world. See the face.    www.bartlol.com    Twitter/instagram @bartlol hahahahah
2 months ago

Episode Twenty Three?

POWER FREEZE! MEGA BEES! FEEL IT FEEL IT GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE!    www.bartlol.com happy times  twitter/instagram @bartlol xoxo
2 months ago

Episode Twenty Two?

MICF is in born into the world once again. I am a comedy guy. It is going well and feeling nice. I talk about your mind. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? well i am a wizard of power and might. I am also the most humble thing in the universe.    twitter/instagram @bartlol  Get tickets to my show at www.bartlol.com    FRIENDBATTLESHIP 
3 months ago

Episode Twenty One.?

FARRRKINN!!! POWER QUANT!    The might of helm fin comes on the down rug.    www.bartlol.com 
3 months ago

Episode Twenty?

FARRRRKIN! Dudes! It is the Malaysian Power episode. Posted from teh fancy glorious town for KL! Fun mango pud pud always and the pervading doom of the rain gypsy. Tasty as fuuck magic. The heat of the ages. Unending jungle power.    find me @bartlol Twitter/instagram    www.bartlol.com    grab some tickets to my upcoming shows!    Bless use. 
3 months ago

Episode Nineteen.?

Non stop rage consumed the world. You are the last human person. You are not that angry. You have your own favourite sandwich. It is a good one.    www.bartlol.com    Get into it! 
3 months ago

Episode 18!?

FARKING  POWER ZAPPER!!!    www.bartlol.com 
4 months ago

Episode Seventeen?

FAR OUT FRIEND FACES!!! OMG OMG OMG!! TERMS AND CONDITIONS STATE YOU ARE ALL FAR AND POWER WANGS! 

BLESS YOU ALL!    www.bartlol.com  
4 months ago

episode sixteen?

FINTY FINTY FINTY! SEX DEN SUPER SUPER DINGO!    www.bartlol.com  Grab some Comedy tickets! Come along and be merry! 
4 months ago

episode fifteen?

Rando mega tongue!!! The combo mass is upon you all! Be ready with your nerf sword. With it you will break the young tingle.  Get tickets to my fancy show! MICF!    Go to www.bartlol.com    Feel like the steele goose. 
4 months ago

episode fourteen?

TIME FOR FALLOUT COMPUTER TAKE DINGER FUK!    Grab some tickets to my shows!  Twitter/instagram @bartlol  www.bartlol.com  
5 months ago

Episode 13.?

Fango Bango!! FUCKER DUCKER! I am a song mystress! New sound pants for you to wear! Get on board and feel the hoard devil upon you! xoxoox
GET TICKETS TO MY RAD SHOW!    KING LINK!    www.bartlol.com    twitter/instagram - @bartlol  say hi! oxoxo
5 months ago

Episode Twelve!?

NEW SOUND JUICE ON THE DECK! LET IT SUSTAIN YOUR FACE! BOOM BOOM! POWER WIZARD!    www.bartlol.com   hoard love 
5 months ago

Episode 11?

GRMBLES NEVA STOP GRIMBLES ALWAYS TOP! GRIMBLES GRIMBLES THIMBLES SYMBLOLS! FUCKIN GO GO TOWN HOUSE!    www.bartlol.com twitter/instagram @bartlol    fun jazz! 
5 months ago

Episode 10?

Merry Grimble year!!! This episdoe is certainly teh best podcast ever. It will guide you through your new years quandaries. GOOOONS!    www.bartlol.com   buy tickets to my shows!! XOXO   xoxox Twitter/ instargarmz  @bartlol 
5 months ago

Episode Nine?

Fuck guys! What a ride. I have been nominated for a mad lord spuer fucccck award. Feels good. Sitting upon the fant mountain. Have a merri Crhintz   tiwtter/istanragmz @bartlol    www.bartlol.com    get my show tix into your gob! 

Bless your fingers! 
6 months ago

Episode Eight!?

THIS SOUND SPELL WILL CASE THE WORLD TO SURRENDER TO THE BEST IDEA! WHICH IS CARAMEL LEGS!    www.bartlol.com @bartlol for twitter and instagramz    Peace out lover dips! 
6 months ago

Episode Seven?

Finty Finty Everybody fint! GOOSE LOVE HAP LOVE GRAMBLE ON THE SPINT!    Thanks for being all champs to the max guys! Go go go onwards!    www.bartlol.com Twitter/instagram @bartlol 
6 months ago

Episode Six?

OH WHAT!?!?! Episdoe 6?!?!!?! Damn sun. Ur gonna shine in my rich face with all the cash dolla shinty I have stacked up in this bitch. yeah being a gangster feels real good yo!!!! Keep it hot dawg. Yo yo yo yo yo yo    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol twitter/instagram    Fresh love! 
6 months ago

Episode Five.?

Finty ppower! Fresh maximum juice. FUCK GRRANDER! PANTS! Tankers.    www.bartlol.com   twitter/instagramz @bartlol    Say gday and be a friend.    Be real to your own face. 
7 months ago

Episode Four.?

Finty Grimbles is back and more powerful than ever. The geese of destiny have flown into your mind mountain and laid eggs of pure diamond. They are such powerful eggs only the strongest beast goslings can be born from them! Is that you? Are you the goose to rule with world with an iron feather? I hope so!    www.bartlol.com Twitter/instagram @bartlol    Stay fresh and powerful. Fuck the haters lol.     
7 months ago

Episode Three?

KILL THE GEESE! FUCK YOUR PANTS!    Grimbles!    www.bartlol.com @bartlol twitter/instragram   PANZER! 
7 months ago

Episode two.?

Fancy Lords! A quick new fresh fint is out and wild! Get your ears on board. It is power and might in pod form. Protect your baby makers! It might attack the fabric of space.      Rate and Review and tell ur pals! Thanks for being sweet faces.  Haunted pod!  twitter/instagram @bartlol www.bartlol.com
7 months ago

Episode One - Maximum Fint.?

HOLLA HOLLA GET THE SOUND POUND! The mysterious ninja Bartlol is back with a new podcave full of auido goodies. Get inside. Pillage it. Get ready for the cold Alaskan winter! Fun fun! The first of infinity pods! 
Get boners! Get company cars!    www.bartlol.com twitter/instragamz @bartlol 
7 months ago

we are not doctors

35th Consult.?

BONT and D7865 talk about how to live with HOUSEFRIENDS! EXCLU$$$E MERCH AT OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
6 hours ago

34th Consult.?

Housemate Bhuddism! Existential crises!  LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com WANNA DONATE? YUM! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
1 week ago

33rd Consult.?

Drambie and Bunton are help shrubs. MEDICARE, CHILL-OUT ACTIVITIES AND MAILBAG TIME! Plus a listener emails some advice for a past episode! nice! wanna donate?? We love you! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
2 weeks ago

32nd Consult.?

GETTING PAID FOR ART! BEING A GOOD FRIEND! BEING HEALTH-DOG! wanna donate? YUMBO. www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors LEAVE A VOICEMAIL! www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol  @demilardner  
3 weeks ago

31st Consult.?

SOCIAL TIMES, TREE BOYFRIENDS AND THE JOURNEY LIFE. DO US A VOICEMAIL at www.wearenotdoctors.com ask us how to live!  @bartlol @demilardner DONATE TO THE PATREON! we love you! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors
4 weeks ago

30th Consult.?

DRINKING LESS! MIND JOURNEYS! HORROR! leave us a voicemail at www.wearenotdoctors.com donate on the patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors we love you @bartlol @demilardner
1 month ago

29th Consult.?

WE CHAT ON LONG DISTANCE RELASHOS. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner wanna donate??? cool! we have a patreon! www.patreon/wearenotdoctors
1 month ago

28th Consult?

the doptors do a chit on MATURE AGE STUDENTING and NOT GIVING A GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK what anybody thinks in HIGH SCHOOL. DO US A VOICEMAIL ON www.wearenotdoctors.com we love you. @bartlol @demilardner
1 month ago

Ep 27 RE-UPLOAD LOL SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY?

WE SAY 'HEAPS' HEAPS. MOTIVATION TIME. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT WWW.WEARENOTDOCTORS.COM @bartlol @demilardner
1 month ago

26th Consult. GUY MONTGOMERY?

super-platter GUY MONGOMERY is our jupps.  we talk RELATIONSHIPS, AMERICA AND MISTAKES LEAVE A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner @guy_mont
2 months ago

25th Consult. with SUSIE YOUSSEF?

SUSIE YOUSSEF! THE POWER FRIEND. WE DO RESILIENCE, FLIRTING AND BEING BROWN-ISH. LEAVE Q VOICEMAIL ON www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner @susieyoussef we are your friends.
2 months ago

24th Consult. with LUKE HEGGIE?

WE DO THE HEGGIE,THE CHILD AND THE SHARP LORD LEAVE A VOICEMAIL ON www.wearenotdoctors.com www.lukeheggie.com @bartlol @demilardner @notdrs we love you
2 months ago

23rd Consult with KYRAN WHEATLEY?

BISEXUALITY. WRANGLING THE BAD THOUGHTS. FIGHTING STAIRS. LEAVE VOICEMAILS ON www.wearenotdoctors.com @kyranwheatley @bartlol @demilardner  
2 months ago

22nd Consult with BECKY LUCAS?

WE DO A SANDWICH AND A BECKY. WE LOVE. YOU LOVE. LOVE TOGETHER. LEAVE A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com @Becky_Lucas89 @bartlol @demilardner
3 months ago

21st Consult: SLOSS Edition?

Demi, Bart and Sloss do a big aural gobby on plane travel, not giving a fuck and eating hardships. LIVE EP TIX: www.trybooking.com/187054 LEAVE VOICEMAILS ON THE WEBSITE LITTLE CHIM CHIMS! www.wearenotdoctors.com @Daniel_Sloss @demilardner @bartlol  
3 months ago

20th Consultation?

2 hungover 2 write description ;eave voicemail on website www.wearenotdoctors.com  
3 months ago

19th Consultation?

WE DO ADVICE ON THE FRIEND AND THE TORMENT AND THE GAY! GET TICkies TO THE LIVE EP! www.trybooking.com/187054 LEAVE A VOICEMAIL ON THE WEBSITE! www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner eat my squaps
3 months ago

18th Consultation?

Bart and Demi are sensible samurais. Let us tackle the mental health you butt pirates.  LEAVE THE VOICEMAILS ON www.wearenotdoctors.com TIX TO THE LIVE SHOW ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE. @bartlol @demilardner juice goose
3 months ago

17th Consultation?

Derpi and Berpie answer your relaishe questionnes. SHORTY BANK EP LOVE YOU GO WEBSITE! SEND VOICEMAIL! www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
4 months ago

16th Consultation?

Drert and Blent embark on an aural adventure concerning death, telemarketers and creativity. DO A WEBSITE VOICEMAIL GUYS! WE LOVE FOR IT FOREVER! DO IT HERE --> www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
4 months ago

15th Consultation?

Derbi and Blart do a little scrim on Love, Cops OINKITY OINK and de ja vu.  VOICEMAIL TO US ON THE WEBSITE!  www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner Find your clog-stem!
4 months ago

14th Consultation?

Demi and Bart solve troublesome mates, Hitchcock and being a hospital spinty. DO A VOICEMAIL: www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner love you
4 months ago

13th Consultation?

Bart and Demi do a sleepy chat, a racism chat and a doggy dog dog. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL POCKLES! DO IT ON THE WEBSITE! THIS ONE HERE: www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
5 months ago

BONUS CONSULTATION - Episode 10.5?

The full recording of Bart, Demi and Hing. www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner @hingers
5 months ago

12th Consultation?

Demi and Bart solve Rage, Doggy and Religos.  LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU DIRTY SEA DOGS www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner SCRUB YOUR FACE OFF
5 months ago

11th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve romance, presidenting and hotels. WE LOVE YOUR HAIR AND STAMINA. LEAVE A VOICEMAIL. www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
5 months ago

10th Consultation?

Bart, Demi and Ratdik solve Cyberbullying, the new year and BBQ fun. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL ON THE WEBSITE, GET A MIND FOR YOUR HANDS. www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
5 months ago

9th Consultation?

Bart and Demi HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST FRIEND they solve fame, music time and doggy www.wearenotdoctors.com LEAVE A VOICEMAIL, STOMP ABOUT @demilardner @bartlol @MrJoshEarl
6 months ago

8th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve a Star War, dinner and how to learn. www.wearenotdoctors.com LEAVE A VOICEMAIL, BUD-MACHINES! GET IT DID! @demilardner @bartlol
6 months ago

7th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve painting, Christmas and being dead. www.wearenotdoctors.com LEAVE A VOICEMAIL, FRIENDS! BE NICE TO YOUR PETS! SLIBBER ON MY DINGLE! @demilardner @bartlol
6 months ago

6th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve hunger, planes, anxiety and cats. SEND US A VOICEMAIL. WE WANT TO HELP. WEAR A MASK OF YOUR OWN FACE. www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
6 months ago

5th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve the Arias, restaurants and getting knowledge pie in your mind gob. WE WANT YOUR VOICEMAILS. GO TO THE WEBSITE AND JAM THEM INTO OUR HEARTS. www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
6 months ago

4th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve Presents, biscuits and putting food in your yum hole. LEAVE A VOICEMAIL ON THE WEBSITE! LIVE YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU DIE, I LOVE IT BABY. www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
7 months ago

3rd Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve sleepytime, being a technofuck and terrorism.   Leave a voicemail on the website and ask for some advice! Fuck the moon! Hug the wind! www.wearenotdoctors.com   @demilardner @bartlol
7 months ago

2nd Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve gender, weddings and Nanna's aids Leave a voicemail on the website and ask for some advice! Scream forever! Shatter the tomb that is my skull! www.wearenotdoctors.com   @demilardner @bartlol
7 months ago

1st Consultation?

Bart and Demi are not doctors. But they are your friends. Leave a voicemail on the website and ask for some advice! Pat a dog! Clap until you die! www.wearenotdoctors.com We will fix your life, money back guarantee, no refunds. In this episode we solve gun laws, ISIS and how to be the worst bird. Funnel it into your hearing-eyes. @demilardner @bartlol
7 months ago

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