BART FREEBAIRN

Wild Biscuit Master!

Bart is a stand up comedy comedian. He has been doing comedy for a while now and travels around Australia doing comedy to people and whatever else is around. Having had the pleasure some lovely festivals like Melbourne comedy festival, Adelaide Fringe festival and Brisbane Comedy Festival Bart has had people who work at newspapers write some nice things about him. If you want him to write or perform something funny just send an email to info@bartlol.com

Here are some quotes for you to look at. Have a great day!

"…a joy to watch" The Age ****

" …turns ordinary tales into wonderful adventures"
Adelaide Advertiser ****

bart news

Upcoming shows! ?

Hey everyone! I had a great time in the USA. I did some sweet shows and ate a lot of hamburgers! I am back and more powerful than ever! I have upcoming shows in Melbourne at the end of September! New new new jokes and fun!

25th to the 28th of September at the Imperial at 8.30pm! Only $10!

Grab tickets here! Or at the door.

www.trybooking.com/SBQZ

Also I am at the Comic's Lounge supporting the wonderful Claire Hooper
from the 4th to the 7th of October!

Hooray for spring!

Take care!
3 months ago

Fun times ahead?

Thanks so much for coming to my fancy festival show guys! It was a such a good time. I am taking a bit of relaxation now. Eating snacks and thinking about the vastness of the world and my place in it. I will have new shows in Melbourne and Sydney in September! Until then I am working on the podcasts with Demi and doing some with Nick!

This week is The Local in St. Kilda and the Comic's Lounge! That's the week starting the 5th of June. Come along for lols!

In the meantime I am working on new ideas for next years show and getting ready for a fun trip to the USA.

Stay warm if you are in the winter and cool if you are on the other side.

power!

xo
Bartlol
6 months ago

Upcoming Festivals?

10 months ago

New Year Fun Magic?

Hey friends! Happy Merry Times and Santa hugs.

My Melbourne Comedy festival show is on Sale! Get into it! It is gonna be SOOOO off the chain!

www.trybooking.com/245324

That is all for now! Stay powerful. I have been on the high seas doing comedy on cruise ships. They are pretty wild fun.
1 year ago

OMG SWEET FUTURE?

HEY BUDDIES! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CAPSLOCK THIS UPDATE! I HAVE A SWEET TRIAL COMING UP WITH MY BUDDIES ANGUS GORDON AND DANIELLE WALKER ON THE 1ST OF SEPTEMBER! GET INTO IT!

CHECK OUT THE DETAILS AT THIS LINK

trybooking.com/MFTO

STAY TUNED FOR MORE FUN! IN THE MEANTIME CHECK OUT MY PODCASTS! THEY ARE ON THE PAGE OR SEARCH THEM ON ITUNES OR YOUR PREFERRED POD PLATFORM.

WE ARE NOT DOCTORS
FINTY GRIMBLES
SPIRIT BLAST
SOMETHING FOR THE DRIVE HOME
1 year ago

Fun fun! SUN SUN! ?

Wonderful Super Comedy friends! Welcome to my website if you have not visited before! I have just finished a super successful run of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and it was a blast! Some super good 4 and 5 star reviews and some really fun shows. Thanks for coming if you made it along!

Here is what is next!!!

Sydney Comedy Festival! It is gonna rock! 27th - 30th of April! Tickets here

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=1241

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Next up is Perth Comedy Festival! Western buddies get on board! It is gonna rock! From the 11th - 14th of May!!! Tickets below!

perthcomedyfestival.com/single-event?show_id=734

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There are more fun things brewing away! But for now


Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use. They come out weekly! There are also pod boxes on my website which you are reading.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!


Peace and magic gravy friends!
1 year ago

Power Year Ignite!?

LET THIS BE A GREAT YEAR! I got fallout 4 for my birthday so I am really making the most of the year so far. Lots of great work getting done at my house at night.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!

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www.trybooking.com/JZFG

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Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use. They come out weekly! There are also pod boxes on my website which you are reading.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!



Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick! It is gonna be sooo fun!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here! There will be a new one out soon!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

Stay cool and be rad x
1 year ago

2016 super fun?

Super times 2016?
Happy Holidays friends! Have a good time eating and enjoying friends and family. Thanks for being such great buddies.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!


www.trybooking.com/JZFG

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!



Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/

In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here! These are selling fast!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

I am turning 36 on the 9th of Jan also. Whoa time flies when you are alive.
1 year ago

Super times 2016?

Happy Holidays friends! Have a good time eating and enjoying friends and family. Thanks for being such great buddies.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!


www.trybooking.com/JZFG

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!



Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/

In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here! These are selling fast!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

I am turning 36 on the 9th of Jan also. Whoa time flies when you are alive.
1 year ago

Happy Holidays!?

Happy Holidays friends! Have a good time eating and enjoying friends and family. Thanks for being such great buddies.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!

www.trybooking.com/JZFG

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!

Tickets for Melbourne Comedy festival will be up soon!

Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/


In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

Merry times!
1 year ago

Holiday Pals! ?

Hey guys! I hope this finds you well with Christmas coming up. I am almost done all my gigs for the year.

I am at the Comedy Store in Sydney up until the 18th! Come along it is such a good night.

Also I am doing World Bar on the 12th, Cafe Lounge on the 13th and The Enmore Comedy Club on the 14th!

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!

Tickets for Melbourne Comedy festival will be up soon!

Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/


In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

Merry times!
2 years ago

Friends! ?

Hey guys!

I have two new podcasts out!

Spirit Blast - A guided meditation full of maximum Buddha

and

Finty Grimbles - Me being full of finty silly powers!

Check them out! Just search them on your favourite pod platform! They should be there!

I am at the Comic's Lounge next week! 11th - 14th of November! Come say g'day. I am support the powerful Tom Ballard.

Also the week after I am in Perth. Shapiro's on Tuesday 17th, The National Wednesday 18th, Charles Hotel Thursday 19th, Lazy Susan's Friday 20th, Little Creatures Fremantle Saturday 21st! Get into it Western Lords!

The week after I am hosting a sweet new room Tommy Dassalo and Ben Vernel are running! Catfish Comedy at Catfish in Fitzroy Melbourne town! Tuesday 24th! Also that week I am up at Crab Lab! Wednesday the 25th! Sweet times!

Peace out mega claws xoxox
2 years ago

mega times?

Hey super internet Friends! things are bubbling along nicely! I have my last Fringe show tonight! Friday the 2nd of October! Thanks for coming along if you did. It was a blast. I have a fancy live show record coming up this Sunday on the 4th!

6.30pm at Dirty Secrets which is a really sweet bar at 80 Smith street collingwood. The tickets are 10 bucks just to cover costs but if you really want to come and bring cool pals you can just come! Just email me you are coming at tix@bartlol.com we can sort it out! Stay fresh!

www.trybooking.com/JDPD

It will be a blast if you can make it.

I am off to Sydney next week and Tassie the week after that!

New Podcasts are coming along nicely!

Spring times!

Stay powerful
2 years ago

Fringe Magic and Pod Genesis?

GUys! It is all happening. I am giving birth to new pods! They are on the rise. Close now! joy crazy gravy.

Melbourne Fringe is in full swing! Get involved The show is juicy and fun. Here are the details


16th of September - 2nd or October! 8pm! Get on it! Tix at the door of the Imperial Hotel or at this link! The door is a good way to avoid booking fees and stuff. Just bring clams to the hotel!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/program/event/view/1580c881-600b-48b6-ae57-791e64e3d900

Also! I am doing a live record of some of my sweet goodtime zingers over two Sundays! The 27th of September and the 4th of October at 6.30pm at Dirty Secrets which is a really sweet bar at 80 Smith street collingwood. The tickets are 10 bucks just to cover costs but if you really want to come and bring cool pals you can just come! Just email me you are coming at tix@bartlol.com we can sort it out! Stay fresh!

www.trybooking.com/JDPD
2 years ago

Super New Shows! ?

Hey wild lords! Great festival magic times coming up! New comedy and joy ready for your face! It won't be super shiny but it will be fun and fancy!

WOOOO

Sydney Fringe!!! 1st, 3rd and 5th of September! 7.15pm!! Get on it!

www.sydneyfringe.com/whats_on/event/7bfa6def-f7d6-496a-ab04-415939af8ca5/

Melbourne Fringe! HOLYCRAP! IT IS GONNA ROCK!!!!

16th of September - 2nd or October! 8pm! Get on it! Tix at the door of the Imperial Hotel or at this link!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/program/event/view/1580c881-600b-48b6-ae57-791e64e3d900
2 years ago

Fresh times ahead?

Hi hi hi! Super lords of the internetz!

Thanks for all your love and support with the live podcasts. They were so great. Listen to them at your pace! I have some great new things coming up! I will put them up soon! I am doing Sydney Comedy festival Roadshow along with Trips to Brisbane and Adelaide. Splendour in the Grass is happening and I am doing shows in Sydney and Melbourne Fringe! Fun times ahead. Also there are 2 new podcasts in the works! Busy but super funny fun fun times! Maximum gravy! Stay tuned mega faces!
2 years ago

Holy Awesome town! ?

So many good gigs coming up!

Sydney is happening and is gonna be so good! Come along to my Sydney Comedy Festival show here!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

BIG NEWS
Nick Cody and I are finishing up our powerful and glorious podcast Something for the Drive Home so we are doing a few excellent live shows to say goodbye and thanks a lot! THE first one is in Sydney! on the 16th at 5pm! Get involved in that! It is gonna be off the hook!

Here are teh details!

premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=SOMETHIN15&v=ENC

We are going to be in Adelaide on May the 21st doing a huge night of both Nick and my solo shows and the podcast! It will be a podfestival indeed! OFF TEH HOOK! Details here!

www.trybooking.com/HRPH

Then to top it off we are doing the final live super excellent 200th episode on the 30th of May at Public bar in Melbourne! The link is right here!

www.trybooking.com/HQAE

Tickets are selling super quick for all of these. Of course i am going to say that but seriously come along. It is gonna be ace!

PEACE TO THE MAX
2 years ago

Festival Glory?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.comedyfestival.com.au/2015/season/shows/ultra-power-lord-bart-freebairn

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
2 years ago

festival glory! ?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
2 years ago

Festival Glory?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
2 years ago

Festivals and Lasers! ?

Hey heyhey super lords of the internet depths! I am doing some great shows in the beginning of this fine year! Here they are with links attached!

Perth Fringe! Yes Perth! 7th - 11th of Feb
www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/8ff69fb5-3d8c-434b-8003-e1ba4092b690/

Brisbane Comedy Festival! 17th - 22nd of March
brisbanepowerhouse.org/events/2015/03/17/bart-freebairn-ultra-power-lord/

Melbourne Comedy Festival! 25th of March - 19th of April!
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Sydney Comedy festival dates to come! Podcasts will be happening in the towns Nick and I are in at the same time!

Stay magical!
2 years ago

sweet xmas Jazz?

MEGA DOGS! I am in gonna be in Perth in December doing all sorts of sweet gigs. I am also all over every shopping centre ever over the festive season. Just being a super EAGLe.

Tuesday the 25th I am headlining the Imperial Hotel! get on it xo
3 years ago

FRESH LORDS?

YEAH DUDES!!

In the sweet SYDNEY TOWN for the next 10 days!
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

The COmedy store From Thursday to Saturday for 23rd - 25th and 30th - 1st!!!

The Hump!! SO tasty!! GEt on it here! www.humpcomedy.com/

SO GREAT!!! HAPPY TIMES!
3 years ago

Adelaide super times! ?

This week I am all up in Adelaide! Get into it guyzzz. Check for gigs and tickets here

www.adelaidecomedy.com/

Then Local Laughs on the 18th!

www.facebook.com/LocalLaughs

With Brisbane shows coming up later in the month from the 28th of August!

www.standup.com.au/

Then Sydney for Fringe Festival!

www.sydneyfringe.com/whats_on/event/cbb9420a-bc8c-4413-87fb-fc102ffb9873/

Followed by Melbourne Fringe!!!!!! OMG SO MUCH FUN!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/bart-freebairn-ultra-power-lord/
3 years ago

SUPER LRODS!?

UP and coming! I am going to be doing comedy at Splendour in the Grass! See you there if you have tickets.

Special and excellent live show coming on the 1st of July! Live 3rd bday podcast with the powerful Nick Cody and I!

Here are details.

www.trybooking.com/90236

See you there!
3 years ago

Wild Lords!?

Thanks to all the Billions of peoples that came along to my shows across the country for the comedy festival times. BLESS YOUR DEAR FACES!!! BLESSS YOU!!!!!!! I am in Perth from the 30th of April until the 11th of May. Details are in the heavens.
www.comedylounge.com.au/2011/
3 years ago

Melbourne Comedy JOY! ?

Guyz!!! HERE Are ticket details for my Melbouren Comedy festival show. I am doing a show EVERYDAY at 8pm at the IMperial hotel in Melbourne CBD! Because I love comedy and I LUV U!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=72342

ThAT LINK IS FOR TICKETS! CLICK IT AND buy a pass to pure awesome!!!

LUV U x
3 years ago

MELBOURNEZ Comedy fetivalz?

Guyz!!! HERE Are ticket details for my Melbouren Comedy festival show. I am doing a show EVERYDAY at 8pm at the IMperial hotel in Melbourne CBD! Because I love comedy and I LUV U!

Melbourne Comedy festival! OHHHHH DAMMNNNN!!! THE PURE POWER!!
www.trybooking.com/EDAK

BOok now for sweet comedy magic dreams.
3 years ago

Festival Awesomeness! ?

Sweet Internet dudes! Here are my upcoming festivals! Get on it! They are gonna be super totes awesome!

Perth Fringe! Oh BOom!!!!
tinyurl.com/kx2fays

Brisbane comedy festival!! Get into it!! Sweet BrisLOVE
tinyurl.com/l82yk9f

Melbourne Comedy festival! OHHHHH DAMMNNNN!!! THE PURE POWER!!
www.trybooking.com/EDAK

BOok now for sweet comedy magic dreams.
3 years ago

Brisbane Comedy Festival! ?

GUys! I will be in Brisbane for the Comedy festival they have there! Here is the link!! Gonna be so sweet! Come along

brisbanepowerhouse.org/events/2014/02/25/bart-freebairn-double-happiness/
3 years ago

BRISBANE!?

GUYS! Brisbane Powerhouse Livewired comedy night! 20th of October! Be there to see me do a sweet 34q345we minute headline spot full of mad awesome jokes! oxoxoxoxox SEe you there! xoxoxo
4 years ago

sydney!!?

Guys this week I am in the SYDNEY!
Doing the Sydney Comedy store from
Thursday -- Saturday!!! Show starts at 8.30pm! Get tickets here!
comedystore.com.au/
Doing the Mic in Hand on Thursday night after the store! Super awesome room as well. Here are the details.
amicinhand.com/

HUGS BROZZZ
4 years ago

upcoming gigs in October!?

Heaps of sweet gigs this month. Here are a few.
Speen on Monday 9th at 8pm in Melbourne CBD
Public Bar on the 18th at 8pm Near Vic Markets
The Local on the 23rd at 8pm in St. Kilda.

I have some sweet action in the mix! I will soon announce some secret awesome shows around Melbourne Fringe time as well. Keep your eyes on this space. I know you do anyway. You crazy lovely stalker you. xx
4 years ago

happy pants?

Hey wild magic internet travellers! Bart is currently upgrading his wizard powers and will be going over the the USA to get mad fame and fortune up in his grill. There will be more updates on the site with twitter and instagram and other social media delights. It is a month before the plane leaves so there will be some gigs before hand. GET READY FOR FUN!
4 years ago

Sydney Magic?

Hey wild super lords! I am in Sydney! I am doing sweet shows. Come along and have some fun with me.
I got an awesome hour of glory on Saturday! Get tickets here.
www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=48
I am at Comedy on the Rox doing clean sweet comedy!
www.comedyontherox.com.au/
Thursday I am at one of my favourite rooms! The Mic in Hand!
amicinhand.com/
4 years ago

ah yis! Comedy Festival! ?

Hey wonderful People of Melbourne! My show The Age of Wonder is happening for the next few weeks and it is great! I have worked really hard on it and think it is well worth a watch! Please come along and have a great time!

Click here to get tickets!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
4 years ago

Sweet FESTIVE TIMES?


Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! COme to my Melbourne Comedy festival show! It is happy and fun and you will have a powerful soul laserbeam afterwards.

I have worked hard on it and it is a funny comedy. You won't regret it!

HOORAY!

Melbourne ---

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
4 years ago

BOOK SWEET TICKETS?

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! COme to my Melbourne Comedy festival show! It is happy and fun and you will have a powerful soul laserbeam afterwards.

I have worked hard on it and it is a funny comedy.

HOORAY!

Melbourne!!!

FRom --- 27th of March to the 20th of April! WOO
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
4 years ago

Sweet FESTIVE TIMES?

Hey sweet super HiveMINd internet masters! It is festival time! I have many good times ahead.
Adelaide lovely people! 4th -17th of March!
www.adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/the-age-of-wonder/1adc93e1-0ce5-4455-848e-f6889457e3de
Brisbane Magic lords! 19th -24th of March
briscomfest.com/show/bart-freebairn
Melbourne Vest masters! 27th of March to the 20th of April! WOO
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298

Tickets and details are in the links! Happy times!
4 years ago

WILD MAGIC DUDES!?

Hey happy faces! This week in Melbourne I am doing shows that are great! Portland Hotel at 8pm on Wednesday and Hawthorn Hotel at 8pm on Thursday! May you arrive if you wish! Mad cuddles up in your shizznit!
5 years ago

Brisbane! ?

Guys I am in Brisbane from the 29th of October until the 5th of November.
Boundary Hotel on the 30th!
Jupiters Casino on the 31st
Sit Down Comedy Club 1st to the 3rd
LiveWired on the 4th
OMG the fun comes at your face hard and fast. If you aren't in Brisbane please enjoy your time doing things you like amongst the things you must do.

Love
bart.
5 years ago

Come to the Show! ?

My Fringe Festival show is in full swing in Melbourne. Please come along and check it out! It is in a pillow fort and is super great and fun! Here is a link with all the details and tickets!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/the-warmth-we-make-with-our-lives/

5 years ago

Pillow FOrt?

Bart is getting ready for his Melbourne Fringe show in September and is going to be doing the show in a pillow fort. If you have any old sheets or blankets and feel like being a part of the process email in pillows@bartlol.com
5 years ago

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A picture is worth a thousand words. Unless it's a picture of a single word. Then it's probably worth way less. A… t.co/7Zn255qJrU
3 weeks ago
What if you could go bald on places other than your head. You had a lucious forest of back hair and it started th… t.co/MRnInwYt8p
3 weeks ago
Don't get disgruntled at babies crying on a flight. They're probably reacting correctly to a tube hurdling through… t.co/HM6wJpLbH6
3 weeks ago
Let your butthole take over your life in two easy steps. 1. Eat a lot of spicy food 2. Have multiple coffees Ta… t.co/1MK8Z4SjkQ
3 weeks ago
Wearing shoes with fresh socks. One of my favourite things. Wearing shoes with no socks. One of my least favourite… t.co/HREpT0Nmud
4 weeks ago
Do ants bite or are they very happy to meet us and they kiss too hard because they're excited?
4 weeks ago
This is gonna be off the chain!!! t.co/LQsF11CbrQ
4 weeks ago
Yoghurt is getting so fancy. Lactobacillus finally being raised up as our true king.
4 weeks ago
Weather reports are all, GOOD! OR BAD! OR BOOOO WEATHER YOU SUCK! How about for once we give the weather a repor… t.co/iWFv7bS6Np
4 weeks ago
Hot summer tips! Tip 1!!!! Go to the beach! Dive in the ocean. Join the fish! Never come home. You're a gentle fi… t.co/oM87zcGgqV
1 month ago
Summer! Enjoy the warmth. Take off your cool jumper and show the world your big tummy! Hide in the airconditioni… t.co/pKnKijntTe
1 month ago
Summertime! Many rejoice but beware. Summer is not the domain of feeble humans. Summer is ruled by the endless buzz… t.co/Mt1MCKDwx8
1 month ago
Twitter has doubled its character count to 280 so I can do this. Clams Clams Clams Clams Clams Clams Clams Clams… t.co/ncI4MzQCqo
1 month ago
Those vitamin tablets that go all fizzy when you put them in water are the closest thing we have to magic potions.
1 month ago
To travel and feel at home you must be comfortable with who you are. Or just buy a mobile home.
1 month ago
In the olden days landscape architecture was called forest construction.
1 month ago
Knocking things over late at night when everyone is sleeping and you're trying to sneak is by far the loudest noise in history.
1 month ago
Most people bet on horses when they race. I bet on horses finding their true selves and fulfilling their dreams.
1 month ago
Ever caught a tasty snack between your legs while watching a great film? Yes? Then you've cunning and reflexes needed for the modern day.
1 month ago
If you eat a hat then it's wearing you.
1 month ago
When bread gets old it starts to grow fluffy mould beards. So wise.
1 month ago
I love sauce but I can get carried away. Sometimes my mouth feels like it's been attacked by a wild salty flavour demon.
1 month ago
With each fart you shrink a little. There is such a thing as the omega fart. It continues as you shrink out of existence.
1 month ago
A good taxi driver knows when to step on it. For example if there giant spider in the way of where you need to go and you are in a hurry.
1 month ago
Getting a taxi in a developing country is a more extreme sport than snowboard parkour! Quick to the airport brought to you by redbull.
1 month ago
I fucking love boots. Pants are just soft boots without boot bit. Boots rock! The higher the better! Full body boot! Bring it baby!
1 month ago
Traveling in Asia eating all the street food! Being worldly! Is it a fart or will you shit yourself. It's a dance of death. Trust no one.
1 month ago
The hotel I'm staying in has an infinity pool. Finally! A pool that will fit my infinite butthole.
1 month ago
I'm clearly on top of the game. t.co/3pBFFGzBJo
1 month ago
I will shed no tears for the loss of loved ones or pain found. I save my tears for the aeroplane. For Moana. For any movie at altitude.
1 month ago
Occasionally a fart is born with a soul.
1 month ago
Is watching The Emoji movie an effective pain free method for euthanasia? Asking for a friend.
1 month ago
I woke up with a greasy face. I think roast chickens have been kissing me while I sleep.
1 month ago
You know you're getting old when you start to find Canberra pleasant.
2 months ago
Repeatedly tell your massage therapist it is not firm enough. They will leave the and a VERY strong robot will enter and massage you to ded
2 months ago
If you the prepare the exact amount of carrot sticks needed for the hummus then your life is in balance. It's boring but balanced AF.
2 months ago
Bumper cars teach kids that running into friends is great.
2 months ago
These days if there's not three or four teasers for a movie trailer most people find it really hard to get excited.
3 months ago
It doesn't matter how tough you are. Putting on lip balm is the ultimate equaliser.
3 months ago
Food prices at the airport allows you to feel a kid again. A kid with not enough pocket money for a treat.
3 months ago
Some people need kisses to live.
3 months ago
Leave this toilet as you would've liked to have found it. Okay sweet. Better go find 12 gold goblets full of vampire blood and a wizard.
3 months ago
Happy 3rd facebook friendaversary babezzz. It could get to a 50 year friendaversary! The video would still only go for 12 seconds though.
3 months ago
Don't soil yourself. What a quaint term. Soil sounds like you could handle it. So gentle. Well it's not soil. It's the devil's compost!!
3 months ago
Hotel rooms are where the true limits of towels and air conditioning is found.
3 months ago
Hot fudge cold icecream. THE REAL SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
3 months ago
If you're having an argument in your head with somebody step it up a notch and make it in a volcano. See how you both handle the brain lava.
3 months ago
You are great. Keep it up xx
3 months ago
Here is a sweet thing I did with @geraldinehickey She is awesome! Chips are awesome! t.co/8SHOfymNu4
3 months ago
Buttonhole or flower holder you decide. #fashion
3 months ago
Here is a cool kid comedy riddle spot I did in the USA. Check it out pals. t.co/UT5KVorMyO
3 months ago
Just got a sweet smoke machine in my house. A vintage one. I just lit my bed on fire. It's so moody in here now.
4 months ago
For a capital Canberra is a very lowercase city.
4 months ago
Sneakers are so sneaky. Keepers are so keepy. Shavers are so shavey. Davers are so Davey.
4 months ago
If you're drinking an energy drink at night time you're either a shift worker or a total piece of shit.
4 months ago
If you sing the trumpet parts when All You Need is Love by the Beatles plays you're alight with me.
4 months ago
Pelicans are rad. Eat a whole fish at once? Yes they can! Brutally murder your enemies for whole fish.. Done! It's Pelican not Pelican't
4 months ago
Just opened a cabinet in a gym that said "Functional Equipment" it was full of toilet paper. Well played fitness gymnasium.
4 months ago
Rob sucks cock. Fine but what else does he do? Rob does the washing up! Now that's some top class toilet graffiti.
4 months ago
Farm to table is just a fancy way of saying ass to mouth.
4 months ago
I'll watch you like a hawk!! From super far away up on high in the sky and if you're not a squirrel or something I'm outta there.
4 months ago
Owning large amounts of business and doing great deals non stop feels so great. My energy has never been more higher. Everything is the best
4 months ago
I have been drinking so much kombucha my farts have degrees in naturopathy
4 months ago
When you walk into a room can it taste you? I hope I'm a yummy boy.
4 months ago
In the USA everyone loves ranch dressing. It's everywhere. It's not really dressing. It's a foundation of the nation. Ranch Foundation.
5 months ago
I've been catching so many Ubers I had to open a bottled water and mint store to recoup a little.
5 months ago
I'm at a baseball game. There's a coach called Rusty Kuntz. I'm into baseball.
5 months ago
Every time I send a great high energy tweet out to the universe my battery percentage goes up!!! Feels good to give back.
5 months ago
An erect penis might not sexual. It could be a cock flipping you the bird. You've really gotta ask the owner.
5 months ago
targeted advertising is tell me I should change my name and buy a fast car. How does google know I long for freedom and the open road!
5 months ago
My uncle's operation was such a success it got it's own TV show. There's also a fragrance in the pipeline. I'm so proud.
5 months ago
Saying "I think of you when I sleep" is way more chill than saying "I had a dream about you and we were eagles and we were MARRIED!"
5 months ago
Speaking on other people's behalf can be problematic. I can't even speak on my own behalf. I rarely agree with myself from 2 hours ago
5 months ago
A flaming cake killed my family. Every year on my birthday I get revenge.
5 months ago
Most ships have had their steering wheel replaced with a large plastic horse the captain has to mount to direct the vessel. Giddy up sailor.
5 months ago
Grumpy in the morning excited at the night! Sing your power skyward keep your magic tight!
5 months ago
Buildings are just the outside that has been trapped by walls. Is that your house or a captive park you live in against it's will.
6 months ago
My step ladder has been there for me for so long to me it's my ladder.
6 months ago
Time is money! Blood is life! Wind is power! Stillness is victory! When I said I'd make it to dinner I meant I'll be at home eating potato.
6 months ago
Do you think all seeds want to grow into trees or some just want to hang out looking all nice and smooth?
6 months ago
I'm feeling pretty good t.co/Wa3lLBcQwj
6 months ago
If I owned a gun it would be big enough to help me move house but small enough to be the little spoon. Like that sort of firearm exists lol.
6 months ago
sometimes I have so much courage I will order a wild boar to be delivered to my house. That's right no packaging. Just a crazy wild pig.
6 months ago
I need to relax next time there is a thunderstorm. Don't want to over do it. Gotta stay cool. Make a good impression. Those storms are rad.
6 months ago
Sand. Nature's glitter.
6 months ago
I ordered a new house on the internet. Can't wait for it to be delivered. It's a big one.
6 months ago
Predictive text. Pfft. Hey phone how about you stop wasting my time and start living my life for me.
6 months ago
Hey everyone. Stay hydrated. 😘😘😘😘😘😘🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🚤🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇✊✊✊✊🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🎆🎆🎆👍👍👍👍👍👍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
6 months ago
Perth!!! Get into @ComedyFestPerth only a few more nights! t.co/xF0s5YS58e
6 months ago
I like you as a friend. I like you as a hero of happiness. I like you as a golden wizard soaring high through time and space.
6 months ago
The Internet. Spreading information across the world aka the biggest snitch ever aka The World Wide Rat
6 months ago
Autumn comes, the leaves fall off the trees. Don't despair. They've just left home to explore the world on the wind. Leafy Contiki
7 months ago
I thought a Reverse Cowgirl was a really excellent bovine that freed other cows from oppression. THE INTERNET DOES NOT AGREE WITH ME.
7 months ago
Show your new boss you are excited to do work for your new company. Scream words like BUSINESS AND FAX! If anyone questions you invoice them
7 months ago
Refresher towel for greasy hands in a plastic package that you can't open with greasy hands. Haha very funny you fuck.
7 months ago
The trick with getting the best slice of pizza is to buy the pizza and be completely alone. The best slice of pizza is the WHOLE pizza. Yum!
7 months ago
If we get to the end of time and it reverses we might all get to live one more time but backwards. So much poop will go into me.
7 months ago
We are all very elaborate poop transporters. Taking poop to see the world.
7 months ago
#Marvel hero idea. A sweet sweet sexy strong smart hero whose magic farts crack any door, safe or computer password.
7 months ago
FAST PORNO MOVIE 1. Hey do you want to sex chat? 2. Yeah sure. 1. Do you like sex? 2. SEx is pretty cool. 1. Do ROBOTS sex 2. 🤖 1. lol
7 months ago
Don't use scented candles in your evil summoning circle unless you want to summon a lovely floral vibe in the house.
7 months ago
Smell - Nose flavour
7 months ago
Some people look like total criminals. They are all jumpy and wild because they have so many crimes in them trying to get out.
7 months ago
Whenever I go to church and everyone closes their eyes to pray I think about all the burgers I've eaten. I hope they're okay in heaven.
7 months ago
😍😍😍😍💥💥💥💥😎😎😎😎 thank you
7 months ago
Human or very substantial Ghost. You decide.
7 months ago
Sick of those massage chairs at the airport? Take it to the next level. Jump into a jet engine. You come out sooooo loose.
7 months ago
I like watches that have extra dials and panels that don't do much but give off the vibe I've got or been into a secret control room.
7 months ago
If you are unhappy with the size of things around you there is an easy fix. Just change your size so you are happy. GET TINY! BE HAPPY.
7 months ago
Last show for Melbourne Comedy festival! GEt into it! 8.45pm! Come see my many star show! Tix at… t.co/pO7mJws0qP
7 months ago
I morphed into an infinite line extending across all that exists. Pretty thin which is sexy. Too tall for pants though. #justboythings
7 months ago
Renovating is fun! Make a room bigger! Add doors to your house. Fix the roof of your car! Bake a casserole in a pit in the forest! #bunnings
7 months ago
Comedy festival is going great! Come and laugh! I got a sweet review! #micf2017 #micf tix t.co/ETjKMy2ojJ t.co/tNq23ENddb
8 months ago
It is always okay to cry. Unless you are married to a slug and your tears will melt her beautiful body away. DON'T CRY NEAR YOUR SLUG WIFE!
8 months ago
THE @micomfestival show is going great guns! The very talented Matthew Webb @blondematthew on insta drew this! Get… t.co/o8m8wZ64Rg
8 months ago
#micf #micf2017 get into it! t.co/C7KCMiu3bD
8 months ago
#micf #micf2017 #superfun t.co/9ZhZNUVXrO
8 months ago
Saturday night! Comedy time! Get in there! Sorry for all the plugging. I need you x t.co/D3WnoNWnRd
8 months ago
Eating marshmallows helps me understand what it would be like to be a giant monster who loves to eat foam mattresses whole.
8 months ago
Shoes are just little houses for your feet.
8 months ago
My fancy comedy show is coming to Melbourne International Comedy Festival! Get into it. Tix @… t.co/V7VtWjtWfq
8 months ago
Once my friend Brendan fly kicked a cop into space. He did heaps of karate. Not too much but lots.
8 months ago
The quickest way to make friends - point at a fancy car and loudly exclaim "Golly! That is a very swish broom broom car eh?!" Pals!!!!
8 months ago
Clap your hands if you're a strong willed independent person. Yeah do what I say you cuck. Cuck is a fun word because it's almost fuck.
8 months ago

spiritblast

Journey Thirty. The Ziggurat. ?

Feel the heart in your chest. Let your breathe rise and fall. You have this. The world is only here for a while. You are only here for a while. Punch the sun. Gently xoxoxo   www.bartlol.com
3 months ago

Journey 29. Mountain bravery?

The highest peaks are only small in the hearts of the true buddha. Simply breathe and relax and let your spirit soar all over the place. Let the universe wash over you. You can get a great wash that way. The universe is a really big shower. You are a part of that. 
9 months ago

Journey Twenty Eight - Soft Friends?

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! Relax and be one with the waves and the discounts. May the glorious all seeing eye of buddha wink at your butt.    www.bartlol.com    @bartlol twitter instagram 
1 year ago

Journey Twenty Seven. Revival ?

My special blessed friends. Sorry I have been away for so long in the chill dimension. Let the wash of joy clean your face. I am here now.      www.bartlol.com
1 year ago

Journey Twenty Seven. Mind Snack Relax ?

Friendss and special beings made of pure light and magic. Another journey has arrived for you to take. Just hop on and ride off into the mist. It is safe and wonderful out there. Have the best of times. Relax and enjoy your time on this plane of existence.   Bless you all with pure love. www.bartlol.com   @bartlol for twitter and instagram. xxoxo 
1 year ago

Journey Twenty Six. Blasting On?

The connection of all is close to your heart and mind. The fallow joy of swords and the undeniable mastery of the self is just a step away. Feel it and enjoy.    www.bartlol.com 
1 year ago

Journey Twenty Five. Weather the Storm?

Feel the universe flow through you. Get the power of master and magic in your legs and face.    Match your eye with the sky.  www.bartlol.com   Twitter.INstagram  @bartlol
1 year ago

Journey Twenty Four. Mind Holiday?

YESSS! Super snakes and wind Angels protect you all! The world is a brisket!    BLESS YOU! NAMASTE!    www.bartlol.com   Twitter/instagram @barlol   Happy travels friend. 
1 year ago

Journey Twenty Three. The Beach?

Life is a beach but is also a great magical sound cloud. It is also a waterfall and a bag of old cookies. Make the world lighter with your dance like steps and always eat organic fabric. Bless you all
@bartlol Twitter/instagram   www.bartlol.com    
1 year ago

Journey Twenty Two. Magic. ?

You are the all powerful magnet force. You are the special sky leaver.    www.bartlol.com
1 year ago

Journey Twenty One. Thoughts ?

Your mind is a powerful machine. Don't let it be your master. You are a ship and the ocean. You are the waves of joy that crash all parties.    www.bartlol.com    hot tank 
1 year ago

Journey Twenty. Identity?

You are the shining face of a glorious sun! Be warm and joyous! Eat your clams. Feel the vitamins.    Bless the yolo. Buddha has had a bit of fun with your shoe. He might of melted them together in a nuclear sound vault.      Get tickets to my upcoming live super comedy shows at this address. Be my friend forever. x www.bartlol.com 
1 year ago

Journey Nineteen. Acknowledgement?

We have all been places. We are all going places. Breathe deep and fade into the cosmos.    www.bartlol.com 
1 year ago

Journey Eighteen. Focus?

Just keep at it! You can get there. Focus on what you want. The universe might help you. Breathe deep! Eat a clam. They are tasty. If the right chef is involved.    www.bartlol.com    fancy time. 
1 year ago

Journey Seventeen. Motivation?

Get up and do it! You can make a difference. Be the super person you can be. Relax.    Bless you all.  Twitter/instagram @bartlol    www.bartlol.com  
1 year ago

Journey Sixteen. Wisdom ?

You can do it! Stay full of the Universe.    www.bartlol.com    
1 year ago

Journey Fifteen. Walking?

Moving through life with one leg at a time. You have the power to get over hills. Whether they are in your mind or they are actually real hills!    www.bartlol.com   Please buy infinity MICF tickets! Link on my website. 
1 year ago

Journey Fourteen. Smoothness?

Let the universe into your house. Let it eat your food and clean your yard. It is a nice Universe. Relax and be level. Let the light attack your doubt.    www.bartlol.com  
1 year ago

Journey Thirteen. Blessings?

We are all full of special magic from all of the universe! Let it come out of you. Dogs are great pets. Plant your own garden! Stay free and wonderful. Help your friends.    This is Spirit Blast! Relax and enjoy xoxo    www.bartlol.com   NAMASTE xo
1 year ago

Episode Twelve. Renewal ?

We are all new and old. Born again and bless with the power of the universe. We all touch angels and sing to the solar heavens. Go with the earth moth.    www.bartlol.com 
1 year ago

Journey Eleven. Giving?

Let your heart open up and flow with pure love and giving in this season and all seasons! You are a great giant wonderful angel sitting next to the special god.    www.bartlol.com   Please come with me! 
1 year ago

Journey Ten. Love?

Love is all around us! Let it flow into your heart. Give it to those who need it. Stay open and free.    www.bartlol.com   Friendship is special! 
1 year ago

Journey Nine. Time ?

Everything passes. Time continues to flow. Flow with Bart Freebairn on this wonderful journey! Enjoy Spirit Blast! 
Bless you all with infinite happiness and good times.    www.bartlol.com @bartlol Twitter/instagram 
2 years ago

Journey Eight. Compassion?

Let your heart grow and flow. Let it take over your anger mind. Bless the eternal goddess of eyes.    www.bartlol.com @bartlol Twitter/instagram    Stay fresh! tell your pals! Be a champion. Be a yoga master. Be relaxed. 
2 years ago

Journey Seven. Chillness?

Be super chill and super sweet sweet sweet! You got this friends! You so totally got this.    Feel the powerful energy.    www.bartlol.com   Twitter/instagram @bartlol    Stay great. 
2 years ago

Journey Six. Destiny?

Feel the energy flow in the world. It is big and you are small but you are also great. It is your destiny to listen to this gudied journey. It will fill you full of power. Bless you all. May your spirit blast always with Spirit Blast!  twitter/instagram  @bartlol  www.bartlol.com   Special magic! 
2 years ago

Journey Five. Death?

Welcome for the first time or welcome back brave glorious soul. Please dip your soul into this wonderful guided meditation. Let it sooth you!    This is Spirit Blast!    www.bartlol.com @bartlol twitter/instagram. 
I also have other podcasts.  Finty Grimbles We are not Doctors Search them on your favoured pod platform!    Bless you with the universal spirit power. 
2 years ago

Journey Four. Success ?

Welcome back or for the first time brace traveler. This is Spirit Blast. An enlightened and joyous guided meditation. Here to relax and set you free. Sit back and let Buddha and his friend the Universe gently touch your brain.  Twitter/Instagram @bartlol  www.bartlol.com  
2 years ago

Journey Three. Rage and Release?

Welcome sweet friends! Relax and be enlightened by the glory that is Spirit Blast. You will be able to obtain extreme relaxation and glory.    BLESS YOU ALL! BLESS THE BUDDHA! BLESS THE SWEET FEELINGS OF THE OCEAN!    www.bartlol.com Twitter/instagrams!  @bartlol 
2 years ago

Journey Two. Perspective ?

Feel it! Feel the pure love coming from the dolphins head. It is fresh and made of glorious ocean. Yes!!!    Thank you for coming to the Spirit Blast. Your number one Buddha meditation. It will relax you to the max.    Bless you all.    www.bartlol.com @bartlol twitter/instagram.    xoxo
2 years ago

Journey One. The Beginning?

Welcome brave travelers. Thank you for coming with us on this glorious quest for wellbeing and compassion. You are a unique and wonderful connected element of the universe. All the things you need are here for you. 
Please relax and enjoy.    Follow me on social media twitter/instagram @bartlol www.bartlol.com
2 years ago

fintygrimbles

episode 65?

HOTHOT HOT HOT LONG TIME SOUND BOY! YES YES  YES YES YES YES YES YES YES GOOOOOOOOD MORNING!    Many adventures! Many hotel feelings! Best boy best cooper tinger!    www.bartlol.com @bartlol tweets and insta!    FEEL GOOD! 
1 month ago

episode 64?

SIXTY FOOUUUURRRR!!!!! 
OMG OMG!!!! 

full power jam!    Thanks guys! It is my destiny to be here.  www.bartlol.com @bartlol for twits and instas. 
3 months ago

Episode 63?

HHHHHHaaaaaa hHHhahhHhHHHAhahahahahahah.    H is like a strong building. You can sit on the roof protected from arrows but still see the stars or hide underneath and be safe from all things! GET INTO THE H!!!!    @bartlol twitter and instagrams!!!    Sydney Fringe! COme! Melbourne Fringe! Coming up! 
3 months ago

EpiSode 62?

USA POWER ZAPPER! THE REST OF THE DREAM KING! HOT DOG BABY!    bartlol.com
@bartlol for tweets and instazn. 
4 months ago

Episode 61?

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!!!    Goose CHOOSE!    love it!    @bartlol 
5 months ago

episode 60!!?

fravy king! DAVE KING! FANT! GOOSEY!    Get the power. I am late but also early. THere is no time. I am healthy and normal.    www.bartlol.com  @bartlol twits and insta
6 months ago

Episode fifty Nine?

LATE SLOW BOY IS A POWER DINGO IN THE MIST! HERE IS A BIG TANK FOR YOUSE!    Sorryz about the low pod output guys. I have been a busy funk. b   www.bartlol.com twitter/instagrams @bartlol 
7 months ago

episode finty ate?

MELBOURNE COMEDY FESTIVAL FIRST WEEKEND! Goosey good times. GET THAT Pincer zone full locked! Feel the joy!    Get into the life!    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol for twits and instas. 
8 months ago

Episode 57!!!!?

style is an illusion! The there only atoms and power. Get the feelings and eat some tasty. Walk in teh sun. Hide in the shadow.    Bless the dingo.    www.bartlol.com   Twitter/instagrams @bartlol 
8 months ago

episode finty Six?

JOAM JAMOMG! OIGLKJ! OMMLKGM! FEstival times! Get into it! Get into the great times. Go GO GO GO GO og goG oG oG OG OG OG OG oG OGoGoGogoGoOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGo woooooot! Sweet jam!  Grab some festival tickets to my fancy show!  Www.bartlol.com   Wooot   Twitter///instraGRAMS! @BARTLOL    HOOTER. 
8 months ago

Episode Finty Five?

9 months ago

Episode Fifty four?

the gravy barn is full! Send the cows to the next dimension 
9 months ago

episode finty three?

9 months ago

Episode Finty Two?

The sword of many minds cuts the silence in the most chaotic of ways.    I just made that up. SUCK the words into your mind bakery.    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol twitter and instagramz. 
10 months ago

episode fifty one?

OMG FARK! SO LATE! I WAS CAUGHT IN A VORTEX OF CUM AND DIZZY FEELINGS!  get into the town magic   www.bartlol.com    pant.    @bartlol for twitter and instagrams
10 months ago

Episode Fifty?

HOLY WHISPER ZONE MY PALS! SO SLOW AND LOW! SUCK THE WORLD!    www.bartlol.com   Get tickets for my MICF bonanza show into your butt! 
11 months ago

Episode 49?

Gypsy mountain! It is wild. Free. Unstoppable. The crown is worth nothing if an outside mountain can bring a ground lord to it's knees.    GET SOME!! GET STONE MIND! 
12 months ago

Episode 48?

We getting there pals and friends! Thanks for listening! bless your magic.    www.bartlol.com  @bartlol for insta and twits. 
1 year ago

Episode forty Seven?

HOLY LATE GOD! A whole month and no glory. MY SADNESS IS DEEP! I have been caught in a malestorm and have just escaped with the jewels of jogant. Bless the simon.    Gooooood times.    www.bartlol.com    @bartlol twitter and instagramzzz 
1 year ago

Episode 46?

Xiaban! Get the chippy!    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol for twitter and instagramz
1 year ago

episode forty five?

get to the top! Only do it if you want. Have  a cup of tea. Only if you want. Do some stuff you don't want to do. Do it and be a jolly glory lad.  www.bartlol.com @bartlol Twitter/instagram gravybook. 
1 year ago

Episode Forty Four?

The sound is the ball. Eat the squid deepening. Don't disagree. Don't relax. Don't not don't. Feel the booster map and hamper jones.    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol Twitter and Instagrams. 
1 year ago

episode forty THREE?

Fizz Bizz! The coming of Melbourne joy and the underground secret tits! Soil master.    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol for twittah and instagramz. 
1 year ago

Episode Forty Two?

The lord of chaos is in your shadow. Use chalk and gravy to scare it away!    www.bartlol.com   xoxoxo
1 year ago

Episode forty One?

GET THE GAMMER! GET THE TAPS! GET THE PINCER DIMPLE! Comedy and witch fingers.    www.bartlol.com Twitter/Instagram @bartlol    Bank Bank Bank! Get that money inside the hard house. 
1 year ago

EPisode forty omg?

jebus!!! THE JEEEBUSSS! G BUS POWER BUS POWER POWER BUS BUS BUS BUS! GOose buss! FANTY BUSS!    www.bartlol.com
1 year ago

episode 39?

farking ganza! Golly sniper! Single dogs!    www.bartlol.com xoxoxoxoxo
1 year ago

Episode 38?

The world is spinning out so hard trippers. Get on board this wild zany train train. We aren't stopping until we find out the truth about all the numbers except for 9 and 11 they are all old and crusty. Bless your hairy bodies for the love you send into the heavens.    www.bartlol.com   Hot dogs 
1 year ago

EPISODE 37?

OMG Friends! USA Episode number 2. Stay good on your mind nest. Bless u  xoxoxoxoxoxoxo   www.bartlol.com 
1 year ago

epISODE 36?

FANTO! BINGO! SING SIN!    woooooooo
1 year ago

episode 35?

FRIENDS! It is the time of the world. Get into the sound cave and feel the power. Ep 35 OMG numbers. get into the zapper. Blity grimmmer    www.bartlol.com    timber zimber. 
1 year ago

Episode 34?

THE BOAT IS GONNA GO! SAFTEY FIRST CUNZ!!! GET THE SWORD OF NO HARM    www.bartlol.com   love job. 
1 year ago

Episode 33?

HOokey down town. Pound sound. The pod juice is here. Barn is uppity about progress and ranty about flax seeds. Get the low down and feel the fame   www.bartlol.com  @bartlol twitter instagram xoxoxo
1 year ago

EPIsode 32?

FINGER TRIPLE SHINT! The sun of the old moon is under the cresent! Stale beaver tips and the fancy gales of the ages suck diiiickksss!    www.bartlol.com    @bartlol for twitter and instagramz . 
1 year ago

episode thirty ONE?

POWER FRIENDS! WE ALL GET THE BONES IN OUR EYES! Get full on into the forest and feel the pumping lizards that live there as they send you the fax of your live. You have waited for the last 3 minutes for this special time. SORRY for the late pod. I am a silly.    www.bartlol.com    Twitter/instagram @bartlol    Good on ya BLOOODODODODODODY GOODO 
1 year ago

Episode Thirty?

WOOOOOWEEEEE! The woony of the soon dust is under the werewolf galaxy. We are family We are chance dingoes. We have the 0% sound feet. 

Grab your dinner and run through the fumble damp.    www.bartlol.com    Rate and subscrebsz. Say gday on the twitter or instagrazm @bartlol 
1 year ago

Episode Twenty Nine?

TANG!! SIMPER!! TANGO!!    www.bartlol.com    xoxo
1 year ago

Episode Twenty Eight?

CANS OF FEENZ!!! BANS OF TAPE!!! THE APE MONGELS ARE ARROW LORDS!!!    www.bartlol.com    @bartlol twitter instagramzzz    blanch youse
1 year ago

Episode Twenty Seven ?

Raven RAVEN RAVEN RAVEN! Battle some RAVEN! GET IN BOARD TODAY@ PUT THE CODE _ RAVE DAVE! Into your browers at all places to win big maximum time!    www.bartlol.com    twtiter/instagnrngarz @bartlol xxxoxoxo
1 year ago

Episode Twenty Six?

FINTY FUN! NO STOP GLORY! FEEL THE REAVER OF FATE IN YOUR BUTTHOLE    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol Twitter instagram 
1 year ago

Episode Twenty Five?

FRiends! A new fresh sound episode! FULL of joy and wizdom.    www.bartlol.com   tie for first always xoxoxo
1 year ago

Episode Twenty Four?

FINT FUN! FAR OUT JOY JOY! MICF IS FULL IN THE ZONE! I AM TIRED BUT FULL OF GAPS of Light!    Ham ham ham ham!    Get along see the show! See the world. See the face.    www.bartlol.com    Twitter/instagram @bartlol hahahahah
1 year ago

Episode Twenty Three?

POWER FREEZE! MEGA BEES! FEEL IT FEEL IT GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE!    www.bartlol.com happy times  twitter/instagram @bartlol xoxo
1 year ago

Episode Twenty Two?

MICF is in born into the world once again. I am a comedy guy. It is going well and feeling nice. I talk about your mind. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? well i am a wizard of power and might. I am also the most humble thing in the universe.    twitter/instagram @bartlol  Get tickets to my show at www.bartlol.com    FRIENDBATTLESHIP 
1 year ago

Episode Twenty One. ?

FARRRKINN!!! POWER QUANT!    The might of helm fin comes on the down rug.    www.bartlol.com 
1 year ago

Episode Twenty?

FARRRRKIN! Dudes! It is the Malaysian Power episode. Posted from teh fancy glorious town for KL! Fun mango pud pud always and the pervading doom of the rain gypsy. Tasty as fuuck magic. The heat of the ages. Unending jungle power.    find me @bartlol Twitter/instagram    www.bartlol.com    grab some tickets to my upcoming shows!    Bless use. 
1 year ago

Episode Nineteen. ?

Non stop rage consumed the world. You are the last human person. You are not that angry. You have your own favourite sandwich. It is a good one.    www.bartlol.com    Get into it! 
1 year ago

Episode 18! ?

FARKING  POWER ZAPPER!!!    www.bartlol.com 
1 year ago

Episode Seventeen?

FAR OUT FRIEND FACES!!! OMG OMG OMG!! TERMS AND CONDITIONS STATE YOU ARE ALL FAR AND POWER WANGS! 

BLESS YOU ALL!    www.bartlol.com  
1 year ago

episode sixteen?

FINTY FINTY FINTY! SEX DEN SUPER SUPER DINGO!    www.bartlol.com  Grab some Comedy tickets! Come along and be merry! 
1 year ago

episode fifteen ?

Rando mega tongue!!! The combo mass is upon you all! Be ready with your nerf sword. With it you will break the young tingle.  Get tickets to my fancy show! MICF!    Go to www.bartlol.com    Feel like the steele goose. 
1 year ago

episode fourteen?

TIME FOR FALLOUT COMPUTER TAKE DINGER FUK!    Grab some tickets to my shows!  Twitter/instagram @bartlol  www.bartlol.com  
1 year ago

Episode 13. ?

Fango Bango!! FUCKER DUCKER! I am a song mystress! New sound pants for you to wear! Get on board and feel the hoard devil upon you! xoxoox
GET TICKETS TO MY RAD SHOW!    KING LINK!    www.bartlol.com    twitter/instagram - @bartlol  say hi! oxoxo
1 year ago

Episode Twelve! ?

NEW SOUND JUICE ON THE DECK! LET IT SUSTAIN YOUR FACE! BOOM BOOM! POWER WIZARD!    www.bartlol.com   hoard love 
1 year ago

Episode 11?

GRMBLES NEVA STOP GRIMBLES ALWAYS TOP! GRIMBLES GRIMBLES THIMBLES SYMBLOLS! FUCKIN GO GO TOWN HOUSE!    www.bartlol.com twitter/instagram @bartlol    fun jazz! 
1 year ago

Episode 10?

Merry Grimble year!!! This episdoe is certainly teh best podcast ever. It will guide you through your new years quandaries. GOOOONS!    www.bartlol.com   buy tickets to my shows!! XOXO   xoxox Twitter/ instargarmz  @bartlol 
1 year ago

Episode Nine?

Fuck guys! What a ride. I have been nominated for a mad lord spuer fucccck award. Feels good. Sitting upon the fant mountain. Have a merri Crhintz   tiwtter/istanragmz @bartlol    www.bartlol.com    get my show tix into your gob! 

Bless your fingers! 
1 year ago

Episode Eight! ?

THIS SOUND SPELL WILL CASE THE WORLD TO SURRENDER TO THE BEST IDEA! WHICH IS CARAMEL LEGS!    www.bartlol.com @bartlol for twitter and instagramz    Peace out lover dips! 
1 year ago

Episode Seven?

Finty Finty Everybody fint! GOOSE LOVE HAP LOVE GRAMBLE ON THE SPINT!    Thanks for being all champs to the max guys! Go go go onwards!    www.bartlol.com Twitter/instagram @bartlol 
2 years ago

Episode Six ?

OH WHAT!?!?! Episdoe 6?!?!!?! Damn sun. Ur gonna shine in my rich face with all the cash dolla shinty I have stacked up in this bitch. yeah being a gangster feels real good yo!!!! Keep it hot dawg. Yo yo yo yo yo yo    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol twitter/instagram    Fresh love! 
2 years ago

Episode Five. ?

Finty ppower! Fresh maximum juice. FUCK GRRANDER! PANTS! Tankers.    www.bartlol.com   twitter/instagramz @bartlol    Say gday and be a friend.    Be real to your own face. 
2 years ago

Episode Four.?

Finty Grimbles is back and more powerful than ever. The geese of destiny have flown into your mind mountain and laid eggs of pure diamond. They are such powerful eggs only the strongest beast goslings can be born from them! Is that you? Are you the goose to rule with world with an iron feather? I hope so!    www.bartlol.com Twitter/instagram @bartlol    Stay fresh and powerful. Fuck the haters lol.     
2 years ago

Episode Three?

KILL THE GEESE! FUCK YOUR PANTS!    Grimbles!    www.bartlol.com @bartlol twitter/instragram   PANZER! 
2 years ago

Episode two. ?

Fancy Lords! A quick new fresh fint is out and wild! Get your ears on board. It is power and might in pod form. Protect your baby makers! It might attack the fabric of space.      Rate and Review and tell ur pals! Thanks for being sweet faces.  Haunted pod!  twitter/instagram @bartlol www.bartlol.com
2 years ago

Episode One - Maximum Fint. ?

HOLLA HOLLA GET THE SOUND POUND! The mysterious ninja Bartlol is back with a new podcave full of auido goodies. Get inside. Pillage it. Get ready for the cold Alaskan winter! Fun fun! The first of infinity pods! 
Get boners! Get company cars!    www.bartlol.com twitter/instragamz @bartlol 
2 years ago

we are not doctors

100TH CONSULT WOW?

we did it we love you ride our darkness and see our weapon, take me outside for the cold fuck   we love you.
1 month ago

99th Consult. ANNOUNCEMENT.?

Hey babies! Drimbo here. So as we say in the episode, we're gonna stop doing a regular release of the podcast. Everything is totally cool and lovely. We're gonna do occasional releases for you guys, but we're just taking some cool friendship time so the pod isn't our only contact. We love you! We will be releasing zine's regularly on our WAND facebook page, so you can keep sending questions and we'll put your advice into our brain sizzles and ride your tiddies over there! FEED THE GRIZZLE, HEAR MY FUCK.
2 months ago

98th Consult.?

the poot king is promoted to sales manager $$$$$ Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
2 months ago

97th Consult.?

DIGEST AN ENTIRE GENTLEMAN.  Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
3 months ago

96th Consult.?

obtain maximum love and commit severe boycrimes. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
3 months ago

95th Consult.?

diggy diggy diggy Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
3 months ago

94th Consult.?

PERDISH THE PUNCH DO-ER COMES THIS INKY NIGHT. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
3 months ago

93rd Consult.?

GORTUS THE MEEK. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
4 months ago

92nd Consult.?

CLYDE OF THE NIGHT Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
4 months ago

91st Consult.?

GUNTAS Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
4 months ago

90th Consult.?

DERVEL. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
4 months ago

89th Consult.?

CODDEN. THE LITEL SHRUB WANT YOUR SUCKY-NUB. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
5 months ago

88th Consult.?

DORD. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
5 months ago

87th Consult.?

GONTIN. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
5 months ago

86th Consult.?

BIG TABITHA Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
5 months ago

85th Consult.?

BOOOSTY Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
6 months ago

84th Consult.?

GANTUS. EPISODE WITHIN. WE LOVE YOU. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
6 months ago

83rd Consult.?

PORST!! AN EPISODE HAS COME. WE LOVE YOU. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
6 months ago

82nd Consult.?

NUB GRUBS! Wisdom on KEEPING YOUR DICK ON STRAIGHT and HOW TO BAG! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
6 months ago

81st Consult.?

CHUMBOS ADVICE FOR: Marcella  Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
7 months ago

80th Consult.?

Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
7 months ago

79th Consult.?

I DONT REMEMBER WHAT THE EMAILS WERE OR IF WE EVEN DID THEM I HAD FOU WHISKEYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU @demilardner @bartlol @notdrs exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors ww.wearenotdoctors.com
7 months ago

78th Consult.?

LOVE YOU Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
7 months ago

77th Consult.?

WISDOM EPISODE!!!!!   Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
7 months ago

76th Consult.?

BRONTOS EMAILS: Michael (moving out update), gonorrhea blues (is a fucking idiot), sweetbaby jesus (brain hard stuff), Joe (SAY HIS NAME PROPERLY) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
8 months ago

75th Consult. ?

Joost! a thank you note! Max! how to have nice lady times! Anonymouse! TRIGGER WARNING FOR PEADOPHILIA. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
8 months ago

74th Consult.?

Romance-beginning advice for anonymous! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
8 months ago

73rd Consult.?

LAST ADELAIDE FRINGE EP! LOVE Y'ALL. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
8 months ago

72nd Consult.?

ADVICE FOR Jan and jodi or something. i dont know. i forgot. love you. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
9 months ago

71st Consult.?

Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
9 months ago

70th Consult.?

Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
9 months ago

69th Consult.?

Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
9 months ago

68th Consult.?

Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
10 months ago

67th Consult.?

SO MANY EMAILS! RELAXO EPISODE! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
10 months ago

66th Consult.?

Voicemails from: Scrimby (dealing with jealousy), Connor (friends opening up to you) Emails from: L Dubs (social media and parents), Jay (anxiety and depression when moving out of home/interstate) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
10 months ago

65th Consult.?

Voicemail from CONNOR (mum grief). Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
10 months ago

64th Consult.?

Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
10 months ago

63rd Consult.?

. Email from:   - jizzmop poopybutthole (girlfriend hates my family! we have a child!) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol
11 months ago

62nd Consult.?

. Emails from: - Em (christmas netflix addiction!)  - John (helping girlfriend in her mind journey!) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors   @notdrs   @demilardner @bartlol Stings: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Taylor Swift
11 months ago

61st Consult.?

. Voicemail from Bubsy the Bobcat! @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT AT OUR PATREON!  www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors
11 months ago

Ep 60 (RELAXO EP)?

. EMAIL FROM: Ginger Vitis! (work probs) @bartlol @demilardner @notdrs EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AND MERCH ON PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors
11 months ago

59th Consult.?

. Emails from Emily and Alex (Trans medication stuff and parking problems!) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol
12 months ago

58th Consult.?

. Email from Lauren the wise! Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

57th Consult.?

. Voicemail from Hola! Emails from Cherie and Jimmy! No theme song this week because my computer is a golden cum. sorry :( @bartlol @demilardner MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors
1 year ago

Ep 56 (PLUS BONUS SECRET EPISODE SIZZLE REEL!)?

. Voicemail from Alleyboi!  Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

Ep 55 (with BONUS SECRET EP SNIPPET!)?

. Voicemail from Phil! Baby questions! Whether to have, and what to do with friends who have them! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

54th Consult. RELAXO EP?

. Emails from Anonymous, Joost, Zelda,  Leave us a voicemail to play on the show! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

53rd Consult (RELAXOOOO EP)?

RELAX. YOU'RE DOING FINE. Emails from Anon (sexy stuff/virginity), Bianca (slightly shitty friendships), and Nan Nan (partner privacy boundaries). Update from Smarterchild! EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AND MERCH ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors send a voicemail for the show at www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

52nd Consult ONE YEAR BIRTHDAY OMG?

. Voicemails from Jimmy and riley How to get out of bed straight away, and some love type stuff! LEAVE YOUR VOICEMAILS FOR THE SHOW AT www.wearenotdoctors.com Exclusive merch and content at our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

51st Consult.?

YEH BBY Voicemails from: Phil and Jess Email anxiety, and having a huge piggy pet. CHUCK US A VOICEMAIL BABY, at www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

50th Consult.?

FLUNT! Voicemail from J Dawg Mc Rad Face How to support a loved one through a complicated split-up!     Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

49th Consult.?

Voicemail from Riley Emails from: Clio (on love stuff) Isaac (listener advice) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol  
1 year ago

48th Consult.?

Voicemail from Em (Stuff about being trans) Email from Jared (How to have more common interests with your love-person) GUEST WISDOM FROM ALFIE! Alfie plugs: www.youtube.com/c/alfie19 www.instagram.com/alfie.vandewiel twitter: @AlfieVandewiel OUR STUFF: @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

47th Consult.?

Voicemail from: Zac Emails from: Cromulent Bogdawg, Shane, Anonymous and Mel. Infertility and how to get back into a gym routine! An update on Shane's lack of sleep time! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol Stings:  
1 year ago

46th Consult?

  Voicemail from Matthew, Email from Jim. LIBIDO DIFFERENCES! CIGARETTES! TATTOOS! VIDEO GAMES! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

BONUS EP with Becky Lucas and Cameron Duggan - Consult 45.5?

Listen friends. It gets wild.  Super relaxo-email intro, and a big, drunk bonus at the end. Voicemail From: Elle Email From: Charles White Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

45th Consult.?

Friend depression, Ex-homophobia, Helping your partner with their brain, Not reconnecting with exes, Listener advice. Emails from: Jen, Smarterchild Mcgee, Jared, Ian, Anonymous. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol Stings: Big Sean - I Dont Fuck With You Three Dog Night - Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog Kanye West - Hey Mamma MC Hammer - U can't Touch This The Simpsons - Bart vs Australia   Shelley Duvall - Faerie Tale Theatre The Shining - Bat Scene
1 year ago

44th Consult. with AL DEL BENE!?

WE'RE JOINED BY OUR SUPER HILARIOUS PAL AL DEL BENE! WE GO THROUGH HOW TO HELP A PARTNER SEEK PROFESSIONAL MENTAL HELP! leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol @AlDelBene
1 year ago

43rd Consult.?

HELP YOUR PARTNER IN BEING A HEALTH BANCH! JESUS SISTER! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner Stings: Jesus is my friend - Sonseed Swimming Pools - Kendrick Lamar Greased Lightning - Grease Soundtrack Crying - Roy Orbison One Week - Bare Naked Ladies I am the one who knocks - Redalyn (youtube) You Can Eat Bread - Oprah and Weight Watchers (youtube) Horse Sounds Vol. 1 - (youtube)
1 year ago

42nd Consult. RELAXXXXXX?

TROUBLE SLEEPING! ASKING FOR MONEY BACK! rub your butts on us. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

41st Consult.?

RELATIONSHIPS, JOBS AND DEALING WITH CHANGE AND LOSS LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

40th Consult.?

BLACKLIGHTS, ELEPHANT CUM, DEALING WITH CHANGE.  LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

39th Consult.?

WHAT IS LOVE? SOURKROUT, WOMAN-SHAPED-HOSE. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

38th Consult.?

TRAMBS! NEW MIND JOURNEY! ANXIOUS GIRLFRIEND! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! www.wearenotdoctors.com EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

37th Consult.?

SPOILERS. JESSICA JONES. FALLOUT 4. DRONGO. leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com ASK AN ADVICE! OUR PATREON HAS EXCLUSE MERCH AND CONTENT! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

36th Consult.?

ASSFISH! TRUMP! DOING STANDUP! BANK EPISODE! WE LOVE YOU! Exclusive merch and content at the patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! WE WILL DO ADVICE PRAYRES! WE ARE JESUS SHRUBS! www.wearenotdoctors.com
1 year ago

35th Consult.?

BONT and D7865 talk about how to live with HOUSEFRIENDS! EXCLU$$$E MERCH AT OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

34th Consult.?

Housemate Bhuddism! Existential crises!  LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com WANNA DONATE? YUM! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

33rd Consult.?

Drambie and Bunton are help shrubs. MEDICARE, CHILL-OUT ACTIVITIES AND MAILBAG TIME! Plus a listener emails some advice for a past episode! nice! wanna donate?? We love you! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

32nd Consult.?

GETTING PAID FOR ART! BEING A GOOD FRIEND! BEING HEALTH-DOG! wanna donate? YUMBO. www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors LEAVE A VOICEMAIL! www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol  @demilardner  
1 year ago

31st Consult.?

SOCIAL TIMES, TREE BOYFRIENDS AND THE JOURNEY LIFE. DO US A VOICEMAIL at www.wearenotdoctors.com ask us how to live!  @bartlol @demilardner DONATE TO THE PATREON! we love you! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors
1 year ago

30th Consult.?

DRINKING LESS! MIND JOURNEYS! HORROR! leave us a voicemail at www.wearenotdoctors.com donate on the patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors we love you @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

29th Consult.?

WE CHAT ON LONG DISTANCE RELASHOS. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner wanna donate??? cool! we have a patreon! www.patreon/wearenotdoctors
1 year ago

28th Consult?

the doptors do a chit on MATURE AGE STUDENTING and NOT GIVING A GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK what anybody thinks in HIGH SCHOOL. DO US A VOICEMAIL ON www.wearenotdoctors.com we love you. @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

Ep 27 RE-UPLOAD LOL SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY?

WE SAY 'HEAPS' HEAPS. MOTIVATION TIME. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT WWW.WEARENOTDOCTORS.COM @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

26th Consult. GUY MONTGOMERY?

super-platter GUY MONGOMERY is our jupps.  we talk RELATIONSHIPS, AMERICA AND MISTAKES LEAVE A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner @guy_mont
1 year ago

25th Consult. with SUSIE YOUSSEF?

SUSIE YOUSSEF! THE POWER FRIEND. WE DO RESILIENCE, FLIRTING AND BEING BROWN-ISH. LEAVE Q VOICEMAIL ON www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner @susieyoussef we are your friends.
1 year ago

24th Consult. with LUKE HEGGIE?

WE DO THE HEGGIE,THE CHILD AND THE SHARP LORD LEAVE A VOICEMAIL ON www.wearenotdoctors.com www.lukeheggie.com @bartlol @demilardner @notdrs we love you
1 year ago

23rd Consult with KYRAN WHEATLEY ?

BISEXUALITY. WRANGLING THE BAD THOUGHTS. FIGHTING STAIRS. LEAVE VOICEMAILS ON www.wearenotdoctors.com @kyranwheatley @bartlol @demilardner  
1 year ago

22nd Consult with BECKY LUCAS?

WE DO A SANDWICH AND A BECKY. WE LOVE. YOU LOVE. LOVE TOGETHER. LEAVE A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com @Becky_Lucas89 @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

21st Consult: SLOSS Edition?

Demi, Bart and Sloss do a big aural gobby on plane travel, not giving a fuck and eating hardships. LIVE EP TIX: www.trybooking.com/187054 LEAVE VOICEMAILS ON THE WEBSITE LITTLE CHIM CHIMS! www.wearenotdoctors.com @Daniel_Sloss @demilardner @bartlol  
1 year ago

20th Consultation?

2 hungover 2 write description ;eave voicemail on website www.wearenotdoctors.com  
1 year ago

19th Consultation?

WE DO ADVICE ON THE FRIEND AND THE TORMENT AND THE GAY! GET TICkies TO THE LIVE EP! www.trybooking.com/187054 LEAVE A VOICEMAIL ON THE WEBSITE! www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner eat my squaps
1 year ago

18th Consultation?

Bart and Demi are sensible samurais. Let us tackle the mental health you butt pirates.  LEAVE THE VOICEMAILS ON www.wearenotdoctors.com TIX TO THE LIVE SHOW ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE. @bartlol @demilardner juice goose
1 year ago

17th Consultation?

Derpi and Berpie answer your relaishe questionnes. SHORTY BANK EP LOVE YOU GO WEBSITE! SEND VOICEMAIL! www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

16th Consultation?

Drert and Blent embark on an aural adventure concerning death, telemarketers and creativity. DO A WEBSITE VOICEMAIL GUYS! WE LOVE FOR IT FOREVER! DO IT HERE --> www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

15th Consultation?

Derbi and Blart do a little scrim on Love, Cops OINKITY OINK and de ja vu.  VOICEMAIL TO US ON THE WEBSITE!  www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner Find your clog-stem!
1 year ago

14th Consultation?

Demi and Bart solve troublesome mates, Hitchcock and being a hospital spinty. DO A VOICEMAIL: www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner love you
1 year ago

13th Consultation?

Bart and Demi do a sleepy chat, a racism chat and a doggy dog dog. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL POCKLES! DO IT ON THE WEBSITE! THIS ONE HERE: www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

BONUS CONSULTATION - Episode 10.5?

The full recording of Bart, Demi and Hing. www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner @hingers
1 year ago

12th Consultation?

Demi and Bart solve Rage, Doggy and Religos.  LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU DIRTY SEA DOGS www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner SCRUB YOUR FACE OFF
1 year ago

11th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve romance, presidenting and hotels. WE LOVE YOUR HAIR AND STAMINA. LEAVE A VOICEMAIL. www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

10th Consultation?

Bart, Demi and Ratdik solve Cyberbullying, the new year and BBQ fun. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL ON THE WEBSITE, GET A MIND FOR YOUR HANDS. www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
1 year ago

9th Consultation?

Bart and Demi HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST FRIEND they solve fame, music time and doggy www.wearenotdoctors.com LEAVE A VOICEMAIL, STOMP ABOUT @demilardner @bartlol @MrJoshEarl
1 year ago

8th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve a Star War, dinner and how to learn. www.wearenotdoctors.com LEAVE A VOICEMAIL, BUD-MACHINES! GET IT DID! @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

7th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve painting, Christmas and being dead. www.wearenotdoctors.com LEAVE A VOICEMAIL, FRIENDS! BE NICE TO YOUR PETS! SLIBBER ON MY DINGLE! @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

6th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve hunger, planes, anxiety and cats. SEND US A VOICEMAIL. WE WANT TO HELP. WEAR A MASK OF YOUR OWN FACE. www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
2 years ago

5th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve the Arias, restaurants and getting knowledge pie in your mind gob. WE WANT YOUR VOICEMAILS. GO TO THE WEBSITE AND JAM THEM INTO OUR HEARTS. www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
2 years ago

4th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve Presents, biscuits and putting food in your yum hole. LEAVE A VOICEMAIL ON THE WEBSITE! LIVE YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU DIE, I LOVE IT BABY. www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
2 years ago

3rd Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve sleepytime, being a technofuck and terrorism.   Leave a voicemail on the website and ask for some advice! Fuck the moon! Hug the wind! www.wearenotdoctors.com   @demilardner @bartlol
2 years ago

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