Hey wonderful People of Melbourne! My show The Age of Wonder is happening for the next few weeks and it is great! I have worked really hard on it and think it is well worth a watch! Please come along and have a great time!

Click here to get tickets!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! COme to my Melbourne Comedy festival show! It is happy and fun and you will have a powerful soul laserbeam afterwards.

I have worked hard on it and it is a funny comedy. You won't regret it!

HOORAY!

Melbourne ---

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Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! COme to my Melbourne Comedy festival show! It is happy and fun and you will have a powerful soul laserbeam afterwards.

I have worked hard on it and it is a funny comedy.

HOORAY!

Melbourne!!!

FRom --- 27th of March to the 20th of April! WOO
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298

Hey sweet super HiveMINd internet masters! It is festival time! I have many good times ahead.
Adelaide lovely people! 4th -17th of March!
www.adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/the-age-of-wonder/1adc93e1-0ce5-4455-848e-f6889457e3de
Brisbane Magic lords! 19th -24th of March
briscomfest.com/show/bart-freebairn
Melbourne Vest masters! 27th of March to the 20th of April! WOO
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Tickets and details are in the links! Happy times!

Hey happy faces! This week in Melbourne I am doing shows that are great! Portland Hotel at 8pm on Wednesday and Hawthorn Hotel at 8pm on Thursday! May you arrive if you wish! Mad cuddles up in your shizznit!

Guys I am in Brisbane from the 29th of October until the 5th of November.
Boundary Hotel on the 30th!
Jupiters Casino on the 31st
Sit Down Comedy Club 1st to the 3rd
LiveWired on the 4th
OMG the fun comes at your face hard and fast. If you aren't in Brisbane please enjoy your time doing things you like amongst the things you must do.

Love
bart.

My Fringe Festival show is in full swing in Melbourne. Please come along and check it out! It is in a pillow fort and is super great and fun! Here is a link with all the details and tickets!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/the-warmth-we-make-with-our-lives/

Bart is getting ready for his Melbourne Fringe show in September and is going to be doing the show in a pillow fort. If you have any old sheets or blankets and feel like being a part of the process email in pillows@bartlol.com

Just did a sweet gig with some excellent humans @CeliaPacquola @dassalo @justinhamilt0n #fancy #SpoilerAlert #madskills

People say love is overrated. This could be true considering people rate love at 3922 stars. It's out of five guys. Don't be silly #science

If you eat enough lard the Buddha will be at your next ceremony.

I had a sex dream about you last night. Since when did you have a satan mouth?

Just had an awesome meal @MamaBaba_DalySt great food and wonderful service! GOOD TIMES!

Laser dicks are powerful and dangerous. Only deflected by mirror tits. #battle #Afghanistan

It's hard to getaway from celebrities. They're all after our love. Don't make it easy. Hide and see who finds you first. Oh hi Bono you win.

Remember when you could scream over 12 phone numbers into the void from memory and petrol was free? If you had it's number that is.

If you have a crush on someone don't scream it at them. I did this at Jesus in his house. Turns out not all true love is accepted in church.

Maps and newspapers are all disappearing because of the Internet. Bad news for hobos. Google won't keep them warm at night.

Last weekend @scottdools and I entered into a dark pact with a wizard. If it goes well he'll get diamond eyes and I'll have a laser boner.

Super Sydney Faces! Come along to my awesome #SCF show tonight! Gonna be so awesome!!!! t.co/hRca0237CG

In ancient times people had to spend all day baking wifi before offering their Facebook to the great god Poseidon.

Sweet awesome show tonight Sydney! Not much room left! Gonna be so great. t.co/hRca0237CG

Chicken is dangerous. First you like chicken - next thing you have secret herbs and spices you're racist and a colonel. White meat power.

Outer space doesn't have ears.

Sweet Sydney Buddies! I am in your town next week doing sweet shows for #SCF! Cannot wait! Come along! Gonna rock! t.co/hRca0237CG

Pancakes get their name from being cooked in a pan. Just like ovencakes or volcanocakes. This does not apply to cheesecakes. #SCF #cake

Last show of my comedy festival tonight. I am doing a sweet show in a little strange room. Please come! t.co/eMAfEF9GnV #micf

Governments are scared of gay marriage because they'll spend heaps of money and actually make the day super fucking fabulous.

Everyone pays tax. Except churches. They have a deal where they play make believe in costumes tax free. Just like kid's parties. Good deal.

Making fun of god is like making of someone's dungeons and dragons game. It's just that the god games been going for ages so its serious.

Soon everything is going to be so advance with technology that when we want to eat a hotdog we will be teleported into space where we'll die

GUyz! @TheNickCody and I are doing a live SOMETHING FOR THE DRIVE HOME podcast this Sunday!!! Get on it here!! #MICF t.co/MOzbbODfIl

If we could look deep enough into the universe could we see light from the beginning of time? Is that where the dinosaurs are? #science

Watched the sweet face @hingers do some great comedy tonight guys. Check his mad wizard moves out pronto. #micf

Aim for the sky and relax your legs. That's what the birds do.

Just watched @genfricker chop up some delicious comedy good times at her show. Sweet happy times.

Every restaurant is all you can eat if you have dollar bills and don't give a fuck. 47 lobster sandwiches please! #Freedom #MICF2013 #MICF

Tonight I will be doing jokes in a small room without a proper ceiling. Gonna be awesome. Join me. t.co/eMAfEF9GnV #MICF

Just watched @TheNickCody smash his #MICF show. What a mad core hour of sweet stand up. Check it out for maximum awesome.

Happy Wizard Friday guys!!!! Stay powerful!!! Lasers #MICF2013 #MICF t.co/QSA9gz07ak

Sweet cheap Tuesday! It is cheaper because money can't through into this day from the dollarverse very well. t.co/i8eDGqQWtT #MICF

I am preparing for the next fun week of #MICF by eating hilarious looking potato chips. I am gonna be ultra funny. t.co/i8eDGqQWtT

Ages ago some guy supposedly ate so many magical eggs he had to chill out in a cave for 3 days to get over it. That's why we get holidays.

Super Pork cooking dog mystery!!! t.co/M9MVbDUoAT

Getting your power to maximum requires all knobs and dials to be turned up fully. Don't do this in a yoga studio. #MICF2013 #MICF

Getting ready for my first #MICF show tonight! Getting protein bombed for maximum joke power! t.co/ETjKMy2ojJ t.co/pCsFXm0kX2

Trains, snakes and dicks are all related. COZ SUM PEOPLE RIDE THEM. #micf #thuglife #REPtiles

Plane battle magic. t.co/DlBK0h8blo

Befriend a wild beast. Learn it's ways. Then tell me you love your animal pelt sport boat more than healing sick rivers. #MICF #nature

Before and after the gym. You should go. t.co/Lyzuc7tGkm

Witches can be evil or good. Just like hats.

Brisbane comedy! I'm going to be in a Powerhouse telling solar powered jokes for #briscomfest can't wait!!! Huzzah! t.co/ETjKMy2ojJ

St Patrick killed snakes and was drunk. He was very similar to a mongoose that ate too much fermented fruit.

Deal with it t.co/KSIQS6f4RW

Watch me have coffee live in now at t.co/mLyPYfIlSm it's excellent!

Flavourzzzzz t.co/0YAbVQu6dR

Feeling Emotions! t.co/vJe2ISUoiz

If the universe is truly infinite that means somewhere amongst it all this tweet is the ruler of a kingdom filled with electric clams #Fact

Animals t.co/2km8JboqkX

Police should know if you are going to use too much power you need to use HEAPS so you can time travel back to where being a cunt is okay.

Super great Human Dan does an interview with me! Bart Freebairn interviewsliceradio.com.auAnother super-cool stand-up Aussie comedian that will be taking the 2013 Sydney Comedy Festival by a hilarity storm with his show Underground Awesome Quest.

Squirrel Comedy shares 5 good reasons why you should see my show:Squirrel Comedywww.squirrelcomedy.com

I made a video with Shane Hunter a very excellent comedian. Here it is. I watched a doco and then I talk about it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcCGM6LfT-A&;feature=youtu.beComedians Reviewing Documentaries: Subconscious War/Bart Freebairn.www.youtube.com"Comedians Reviewing Documentaries" is getting stand up comedians to review the most socially relevant documentaries. In this Episode Comedian Bart Freebairn...

Hi Melbourne! I'll be back soon for comedy good times!

Hi Brisbane!Bart Freebairn: The Age of Wonder | Brisbane Comedy Festival 2013briscomfest.comBrisbane Comedy Festival 2013 | Feb 26 - Mar 24

sweet sweet lords of the dance! I hope you are faring well. I am in Brisbane this week and I am digging the rad styles of this moist and mysterious place. If you are a native please share with me your cafe and restaurant food secrets!

Hey Radelaide!!The Age Of Wonderwww.adelaidefringe.com.auAdelaide Fringe is an annual open-access arts festival run over four weeks in Adelaide, South Australia during February and March.

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CHECKPOINT CHARLIE'S at Eurotrash on Wednesday the 20th of this month!!! Are you in MElbourne? Come along for some sweet giggles and mad talks. 8pm!!!

www.facebook.com/CheckpointCharlieComedyCheckpoint Charlie ComedyRun by Mark Conway and Mike Nayna

sweet sweet facemasters! I have an awesome gig on tonight in the town of MELBOURNE! Come along if you are feeling brave and ready for fun.

www.facebook.com/events/127246680780866/?ref=22

Hey super wizards! I hope you have the power and wisdom to have a wonderful weekend!

I have some sweet ass gigs coming up next week if you are in Melbourne. I will be speedy so you can use your eyes for other more powerful enjoyable things.

Let's start with MONDAY NIGHT!
Local Laughs at THE LOCAL (great beers) in St Kilda! Come and see awesome people. Get there at 8pm! This is a good thing to do after a big fun weekend. MONDAY NIGHT DUDES! SEE YOU THERE/THEN!

have a super sweet weekend magic internet wizards! Do a happy dance for a tree and feel the power.

Not doing anything tonight Melbourne friends? Well head on down to Deathstar comedy! I will be there along with other awesome faces.

www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=385293321565801&;set=a.179982122096923.39693.148455391916263&type=1&theaterTimeline PhotosDeath Star is back this Wednesday with the most awesome MC Justin Hamilton a huge line up to kick off the night! Still only $5! Show Starts 8:30pm CR Dirty Secrets 80 Smith Street Collingwood! GO GO COMEDY GO! +Now with more Keck

Thanks for the mad super wishes facelords of the darkness! Here is a video of my thanks and mad coffee power!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6RTcdwQFRE&;feature=youtu.be

Merry Seasonings super people!
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I LIKE THE WAY YOU WORK IT! YO DIGGITY YOU GOT TO BAG IT UP!

Great gig coming up in Melbourne if you are about!

www.facebook.com/events/298422433601275/

Enjoy your weekend of power super faces! Please enjoy this awesomeness.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ6NGP-gI-Acat eats watermelonwww.youtube.comcat eats watermelon

Guys! Tonight I am at Checkpoint Charlies at Eurotrash in Melbourne town! It is pretty excellent and great! Be there for maximum fun fun! Here is link with the informations.

www.facebook.com/events/509785122373021/

Are you ready for the mad lulz? Well live up the sweet dingo dream and drink from the magic fruit jug! Bartlol is coming to take over the internet! Mad love.

Cloud hair. Think of the sky.

MAN FACE LASER DOG! #swag #yolo #laser #cute #dogs #puppydeath #bartlol #artmagic #danger #cookies #gypsy #danger #love #happy #reflection

#ghostnanna #swag #love #cute #evil #sex #yolo #yyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh #fancy #nanna

SuperWork power with @juliarita and @annabelweedon ahhhhh Yeeahhh

Ahhhhhh I found @jooklin's sister! She's real lol!!! @stefffx

Beard #yolo #swag #sex #love #babe #hot #cute #me #beard #boy #best

Fancy art magic photo power shot. #swag #yolo #yyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh #love #cute #art #best #beauty #sexface

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I've got a lot of bird spirit power guys. Feather power. #yolo #yyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh #sexy #cat #cute #boy #spain #spirit #love #jooklin #fun

Sun power. Feel the lasers #aww #swag #yyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh #yolo #cat #cute #sexface #guy #love #lasers

This is me in the change room at the bridge climb. Great times. #dogs #scf #cat #yolo #swag #hot #love #sexy #magic #manpower #adventure #fun

Feel the power!!! #cute #swag #coffee #yolo #swag #love #happy #hot #handsome #scf #magic

#fire #fun #funny #burns #swag #yolo #cute #boy #love #catsagram #lavamouth #scf #comedy

Sex face set to maximum. #sexy #sexface #cute #love #lovecats #gats #boy #best #swag #yolo #geese #dereck #hot #happy

Zombie dog compels you. #love #aww #swag #yolo #hot #sexy #sexface #good #cute

#bartlol #boy #best #bartface #comedy #swag #yolo #love #cat #wizard #magic #micf #sexy #sexface #dassalofanny #chindley #hot

This owl is SOOO cute it makes me cry #love #owl #cute #bartface #swag #yolo #onions #nofilter #sexface #sexy #animals #cat #cats

Guyzzzz! Last week of comedy!! Come down and laugh like masters!!! #micf #hot #sexy #comedy #face #swag #yolo #love #explosions #best #grease #fun #gogo #spain #bartlol Get tickets at bartlol.com!!!

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Master alley photographer @sammblake doing some magic!

Ready for another week of comedy!!! Sexy!!!! #guys #guy #boy #TagsForLikes #TFLers #boys #love #me #cute #handsome #picoftheday #photooftheday #instagood #fun #smile #dude #follow #followme #swag #sexy #hot #cool #kik #igers #instagramers #eyes

Easter babes. Just be safe okay. #animals #animal #pet #TagsForLikes #dog #cat #dogs #cats #photooftheday #cute #pets #instagood #animales #cute #love #nature #animallovers #pets_of_instagram #petstagram #petsagram

Benson Curlington has a fresh moustache. #dogs #cute #swag #yolo #love #puppy #manpower #micf #dassalofanny #bartlol #maddog

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You guys have earnt my trust. Here's a sexy gift!! #guys #guy #boy #TagsForLikes #TFLers #boys #love #me #cute #handsome #picoftheday #photooftheday #instagood #fun #smile #dude #follow #followme #swag #sexy #hot #cool #kik #igers #instagramers #eyes

Jus feeling so sexy today guys. Check my cute swag. #guys #guy #boy #TagsForLikes #TFLers #boys #love #me #cute #handsome #picoftheday #photooftheday #instagood #fun #smile #dude #follow #followme #swag #sexy #hot #cool #kik #igers #instagramers #eyes

Dick Wizards vs Tigers.

Sum times I am 2 crazzzzy lol. #guys #guy #boy #TagsForLikes #TFLers #boys #love #me #cute #handsome #picoftheday #photooftheday #instagood #fun #smile #dude #follow #followme #swag #sexy #hot #cool #kik #igers #instagramers #eyes

Meow power!!!!

Washing line Peg magic.

It's a crazy life guys!! Be safe x

Bartlol is back with a vengeance and he is super pleased to be eating apples and talking at his webcam. OH YEAH!! Feel the words that are poorly recorded for...

THE POWER OF A FINE EDGE COMPELS YOU ALL! Bless the fountain of sauce.

YEAH GUYS! I hit gold in a big big way! You are gonna freak at how easy it is to be really wealthy. I hope the internet bringing you to this movie video is f...

Man SHIT IS DEEP MAN! Stuff is wild and crazy man! BEcareful what you eat man! Stay off the grass man!!!! MISS YOU GUYS!

YOU KNOW IT BABY! ROCK TO THE SMILE FORTUNE!

Bart and Benson do a quick little webcam chat youtube thing. IT is pretty fancy. Get your chops up in that shit.

hey guys! Here is a little spot I did for a Christmas show at Comedia Del Parte late 2012. I hope you like it. It was shot by the talented Jay Morrissey. THA...

Hey super dudes! Thanks for the birthday messages! Your mad love is appreciated. WOooOOOO I haz fuzzy feelings! I AM OLDER!!!! OLDER LIKE A WIZARD! If you fe...

Yeah i know no one reads this or comes along to these internet pleas for patronage. However I will continue to rage against the machine. COME TO MY SHOW! If ...

yep yep yep! Bart is at it again. Doing a comedy skit internet video for the kind people of the world. There is a focus on this video for people to maybe com...

What is the show about? Why should you come? Why is Bart so tired. None of these questions answered and more!

Yes that is right! This video is a cleverly crafted gem here to convince people that Bart can do good comedy and what's more they should pay money to see it....

Yes that is right. The title is true. Jesus is not back in the world but Bart is talking about some important issues involving racism and gay marriage. Just ...

Are you in Melbourne? Do you like Fringes? Do you want lolz? Did you answer yes to any of these? If so then you should come to my show and giggle. It is fun....

Here are some things I like to do. I'm just like you. I like stuff. I do jokes and talking. If you are about my neck of the woods come and laugh at things I ...

What we see as Magic and what Magic is are two different things. Rabbits out of hats? Come to my show this Melbourne Comedy festival and see wonderful things.

Drugs are hard to say no to. The government spends money telling people not to do them. If only arts were the same.

Delicious Pocky and a cute but wild eyed Beagle come together in a face off that will echo throughout the ages.

GAME OF THRONES!!! GUys!!! THE DRAGONS HAVE SUCH NICE HATS!!! JUST LET THEM INTO YOUR HEART AND RELAX!!!  Live ep coming up!!! 100th one!! YEEWAAAHH SHIT!!!  www.trybooking.com/CYTW twitter/instagramz @thenickcody @bartlol facebookss www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive

Sweet GAME OF THRONES!! OMG OMG OM GOM GOM GOM GOMGOMGOMGOGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMG ahahahahah sweet sweet flavour times. Get up in that!! GET UP!! GO GO GET UP!!! The 100th episode that is live is coming soon guys! In a week and a half! Keep it fresh and real and come along if you are feeling good and ready to swear into the void! Nick Cody and Bart Freebairn are gonna rip it to bits! Rewind your life and become a dinosaur!  twitter/instagram  @bartlol @thenickcody facebook!!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Live 100th episode!!! GET UP IN THAT!! GET TICKETS!!  HERE!___---_-_--  www.trybooking.com/CYTW

GONNA GOONNA COME FOR THE SUN LORDS!! FRUIT MASTER GONNA GOONA DANCE AROUND THE HOUSE!!! GONNA GOONAAA DANCE AND SING LIKE A FAAAAAGGGGGGGG OF THE LORD!!! OF THE SUNNN!!!! Nick is the USA at the moment. LOG into this PODCcast to find out how he is going. He is GREAT OKAY. The 100th episode is coming up on the 19th of JUNE!!! GET ON IT DUDES!! TIckets are available. www.trybooking.com/CYTW ;   THIS IS THE LINK!!! PRESS IT OKAY!! THERE IS INFOZZ IN THAT CODE Instagram/twitter @bartlol @thenickcody Facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive TELL YA MATES ABOUT US YA CUUUUNNkkNNNNNNNTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZ lololololololololol

SAUCE SAUCE UP THE WORLD!! TASTE ITS SMOKEY WORLD FLALVOYRZ!!!  TOWN CAR TOWN CAR!!! BOOTY LEGEND TOWN CAR!!!  Remove from oven and cool in pan for about five minutes before turning on to a wire rack to cool completely. Place one cake on a serving platter. Spread with icing and jam, if desired. Top with remaining cake and decorate with more icing and icing flower Get on up in this sweet pod dance with Bart and Nick This time they use their human voices instead of special magic laser information.  twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au facebookszzz www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive YYEEAAAHHH

SWEET SWEET SWEET LORD! HOLY LORD OF POWER!!! MAGIC LORD LORD LORD OF SWEET SWEET POWER! HOLY SWEET JESUS! HOLY HOLY SWEET SWEET SWEET POWER LORD! OH LORD! OH SWEET JESUS OF THE POWER CAKE! MOTHER OF THE LORD!!! OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD! OOOOOOHHHH!!!! SWWEEETTTT JESUS!!!!!! OOOH OH OH OH INSIDE ME WITH YOUR SPIRIT POWER!!!  OH OH MARY OF THE SCARED DUST JESUS!!!! HOLY HOLY GOOSE LORD! OH OH OH OH SWEET SWEET LORD!  instagram/twitter @thenickcody @bartlol facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive 100th LIVE episdoe coming on 19th of JUne! BE READY FOR IT NOOBSS! 

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA JUST LET GO AND RELAX LIKE A FACE WOULD RELAX WHEN IT LOOKS AT YOUR MUM!! 
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AHAhahahaha Face off is a great movie please let the magic men know. Bart and Nick are back stronger and more powerful and strong and powerful more than ever more powerful and strong. ThEY are STRONK OKAY. www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com instragram/twitter @thenickcody @bartlol www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive ;

Sweet COMEDY PODCAST OF HAPPINESS AND POWER!! SCREAM INTO THE NIGHT!!

LESS MONEY MORE LORD GEESE! Cook some Bacon and Bless the underPLEASANT!  Twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com  

IT IS NICK CODY's BIRTHDAY. SING FOR THAT CUNDOG!  I'm still a wizard house up!If you not drunk ladies & gentlemenGet ready to get drunked upLet's do it, Ha HaMargaritasYou know whatLil JonYeahAll of the alcoholicsWhere you atLets goHey(x8)Let's go!When i walk in the clubAll eyes on meI'm with the party rock crewAll drinks are freeWe like cirocWe love patronWe came to party rockEverybody its onLet's goShots shots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotseverybody (x2)Hey (x21)The ladies love usWhen we pour shotsThey need an excuseTo suck our cocksWe came to get crunkHow 'bout you?bottles uplet's go round twoShots shots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotseverybody (x2)If you ain't getting drunk get the fuck out the clubIf you ain't takin shots get the fuck out the clubIf you ain't come to party get the fuck out the clubNow where my alcoholics let me see ya hands upWhat you drinkin on?Jager bombsLemon dropsButtery NipplesJell-o ShotsKamikazeThree Wise MenFuck all that shitGet me some GinShotsPatron on the rocks and I'm ready for some shotsThe women come around everytime I'm pourin' shotsTheir panties hit the ground everytime I give em shotsSo cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.If you feelin drunk put ya hands in the air& If you tryin to fuck put ya hands in the airNow say I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up)I'm fucked up (I'm fuked up)I'm tryna fuck (I'm tryna fuk)I'm tryna fuck (I'm tryna fuk)Shotspatron on the rocks and i'm ready for some shotsThe women come around everytime I'm pourin' shotsTheir panties hit the ground everytime I give em shotsSo cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.La dad a daLa dad a dad a da (x8)

Read more: LMFAO - SHOTS LYRICS  -------- FULL SICK FANTY GOOSE! ------ www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol

Nick and Bart have gotten the fury of the comedy festival underneath them. Sweet audience show full of power in a little rad room of goodness. Thanks for coming along madFacezz! If couldn't make it then HERE YOU GO WITH WHAT WE RECORDED OKAY! JUST Have  A LISTEN>!!! Thx to Kyle Chindley and Marcus Newman for being sweet and helping us do thing. GOOSE LORDS!!! LIVE MAGIC HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT GET THE FLAYVA!! NUMBA 90!! GIVE US YA POWER!  @bartlol @thenickcody www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com HOT TIMES! 

Sweet PEOPLE OF THE INTENRFACENETFACETIMES!! SUMFIN 4 DE DRIvv home is HOT AND READY FOR YOUR FACE HOLES! Bart and Nick are bringin you an extra sweet long episode of happy power and goodness! please enjoy the cosmic choir of power that they have woven. BLESS THE SHOCK FIX!!! www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com AHHHH FACEBOOK! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive twitter/instragram @bartlol @thenickcody LUV U MISS U BYE!!! XOXoxoxoXOXOXO

yeah yeah yeah!! ALL THE LADIES IN THE CLUB! QUICKLY GO TO ALDI AND GET SOME GREAT FOOD FOR A DINNER WITH YOUR UNCLE! YEAH Yeah yeah YEAH!!! ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DO DANCE GET YOUR LEGS IN THE MOVE. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!! THanks for the mad love and magic finger times!! NECROMANCER DANCER FANCY!  Come to Nick and Bart's shows!!! They are excellent! MELBINN COMEDY FESTIVALZZzz!  tickets at  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com sweet lordy! THERE IS MORE LINKAGE twitter/instagramz @thenickcody @bartlol facebookzzz  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive

YEEAAH SUPER LORDS! FANCY REDHILL MAGIC TIMES! THis cafe we are in was once my most powerful food shrine. NOW IT IS THE POD DOG HAPPY TOWN!  COme to our shows in Melbourne if you are about.  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com Facebookszz www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive twitter  @bartlol @thenickcody Happy claws. 

YEAH GUYSZ! This is brought to you by iphone wifi power in an airport! WE ARE SPYIES IF THE FUTURE DUDES! JUST GET INTO IT! Late night old stang tang power fist! Bless the fruits of wizards www.nickcody.com.au  www.bartlol.com Get us up in Brisbane this week. STay fresh cunzzz.  luv u miss u xx

SWEET LORDS! Get your sound magic right in the tunnels of mystery. Youse all noe by now what the code words are. JUST Shout them at your love ham. OR Give a dollar to the underworld. THEY NEED IT  Come to our shows hey! We need some help with the comedy faces. YOUR REWARD IS A KINGDOM OF salmons.  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com sweet magic times twwwiiter and instagram @thenickcody @bartlol

SAUCE OF The drAGON PENIS!  FEEL THE GREEK POWER OF MAGIC!  LOVE YOU GUYS! 

COME TO OUR shOWs www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au 

DUDES THIS IS REAL AND FAST! DUDES!! THIS IS A HEART SONG TO STOP THE WHALES FROM BEING SOO SAD AND To SAVE ALL THE FORESTS!  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com GIVE US SOME DOLLAR! COME TO OUR SHOWS!!! WOoooo

Yeah SWEET BIRD LOVERS! YOUSE LIKE SOUND! YOUSE LIKE INFORMATIONS! YOUSE LIKE POWER!??! YOUSE ARE NOT THE POPE! YOUSE ARE NOT SECReT SOUNDS! YOUSE ARE GREASE MASTER!  Feel happy comfortable and free with new maxiblast podbeasts! Brought to you by SUMTHIN 4 DRIV hOMO!  LOVE YOUSE CUNZZzzZZzzz @bartlol @thenickcody Buy tickets to our upcoming shows!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com hot dogs! 

Yah yeah yeah yeah feel the beat in your shoes! yeah yeah yeah feel the sound in your feet. AHHH Sweet holy otter of gold. Fill me with your joy tube. FILL ME WITH YOUR LORDY SPIRIT!  The new podSANGO is out! Feel its power ham magic. It is a part 2 from epi 80 lol! We did them back to back. YEAH WE DID IT> NO BODY TELLS US ABOUT SCIENCE!  Bless the horse undercarriage.  LOVE YOU ALL 
NICKY COD.  

yeeah sweet pants mega lords! NNICK AND BARTLZ AREW BACK! Get into the fun sharing magic! Have the happy pants of joy. Jazz it up. Feel the happiness of jib jib. THIS IS PART ONE OF ANOTHER PART OF A THING THAT IS NOT ALL HERE AT THE MOEMNT COZ OF THE WORLD BEING CRZY Twitter and instaGRAMZZ!  @bartlol @thenickcody facebooook!!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive

GET THE NEWIE UP YA YA YA YAYAYAY GET YA TIME PWOER UP YA! HOT HOT HOT HOT! SPACE IS JUST A BIG MAGIC LAND BROS AND LADY BROS!  Girl I don't need you, but chu need me
Take it off, let if flop, shake it freely
And I don't tell stories, I let em tell theyself
And you aint gotta sell sex, girl, it sells itself, Like nothing else
Yeah I'm a country boy, but that big city bottom fill me up with joy
Aint life grand (life's grand) livin up daddy
Here go da whisper song, baby this is us ready?
Put it on me enthusiastically, what ever it is that chu do, you do it admirably
And I aint choose it, that thang chose me
Its bubba and ying yang, all the way in this thang
YO!

YYEEAAAAHHHH LIVE IN THE LIGHT OF FINT! 

HEY GUYS THIS IS A LIVE EPISODE ON A BUS ON THE DRIVE HOME FROM A Sweet Live ILOVEGGletters podCAst with Steele SAUSNDRESZ! THE BANANA PROPHET! Please listen to this with the upmost respect for the sweet Sunking and the lord of cakes. Also we acknowledge the traditional owners of teh land. THE DINOSAURS!  I have read in some literature recently that Jesus's wang was also nailed to the cross. I am just wondering if that is true, and if they chose to omit that fact from the bible because of the graphic nature which would be disturbing for kids. I want to be able to tell my kids the whole story about our saviour, regardless of censorship as it is inspiring ( and quiet frankly more inspiring if his willy was nailed to the cross) 

P.s i couldnt find anything on google twitter  @thenickcody @bartlol Facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive

GOOOOOOOOD NEW YEAR HAPPY FACES! WE HERE AT SOMETHING AT THE DRIVE HOMMO WISH YOU MANY GIFTS AND POWER UPON YOUR PEOPLEZ.  Please follow us on the facetwitter.  Bless your legs. 

Merry Jesus day of santa excitement! 

YYEAAAH XMAS JESUS SMACKDOWN SEX LOUNGE HAMBONE PRESENT TIME!  FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES AND NEVER FORGET THEIR SACKS!  LUV U GUYS! STay SAFE!!  Please tell your mates to listen to us and they can be saved.  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol

Yeah SUMTHIN 4 de drive home IS BACK IN FINTY Business! Get your ice pwoers ready to use full upgrade magic!  Special buzzing magic episode of gravy and iphone recording!  follow us on the internet  ya poofzzzz!  Luv u MISS u 

COME ON DUDES! JSUT RELAX AND ENJOY A bonus extra large special episode of power and vegetables!  Bless your JEsus hands  GOOD ON YA !! twitter @thenickcody @bartlol yeah yeah footy

BUFF BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM TISH TISH BOOM !!

FUNTY! GRIMBO!

SCRINTY!!

NEW SUPER POD! THIS IS NICK AND BART's WILL SUPER GLAND Adventure time! WE HAVE A SOUND empire. OBServe us with YOUR EARS xxx  

TIME FOR SOUND CRIMBO YA WILD CARNDOGS!!! Be the wind and trees and feel the magic in your wood and blow it upon the universe. Feel free and powerful. That is what buddha said. He is full of beans and know how. He even fixed a door once and whittled a nice stick.  GOOD ON YA HOOTER LORDS! Be free from stuff and have a nice time. 

Geese are waterfowl belonging to the tribe Anserini of the family Anatidae. This tribe comprises the genera Anser (the grey geese), Branta (the black geese) and Chen (the white geese). A number of other birds, mostly related to theshelducks, have "goose" as part of their name. More distantly related members of the Anatidae family are swans, most of which are larger than true geese, and ducks, which are smaller. GOOSES ARE SICK WILD ANIMALS!!! LOVE THOSE CARNTZZZ HARD LOL TWTITTERTER @bartlol @thenickcody  facebook!!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive/info

OKAY FANCY INTERNET WARIOS! You have MADe it to the magic number episode where the number everyone wants is here. Numbers have power and sometimes when you think of a number hard enough you will shot fireballs and magic at evil animals and spirits. That is what the army does but they don't say because everyone will think they are skirts who don't like wrestling. THis also part 2 of our inception series!  ONE AGAIN YOU GET SOME UNDERGROUND TRUTH LOL!

Stay safe and full of magic beans you will CARNTZZ! Be SAFE OK! CALL ME WHEN YOU GET HOME LOLOlOL NO RLY DO IT luv u  

THIS IS THE FIRST OF A 3 PART INCEPTION SERIES BY NICK AND BART! It is really deep and hard to understand but if you are asleep you will surely get it in the face and mind like a true champion of flavour and clouds. Only the true of heart and groin will pass the rabbit of fant. 
PART ONE 

PART ONE LOL!!!

WAKE UP AND EAT A SPINACK SLEEPYJACK!   Good onya for the sweet internet love! itunes reviews are sweet and great and we have twtitttereerer and facefcebaooksz also @thenickcody and @bartlol www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive also we have websites  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au luv youse. 

YEEAAAHH THIS IS THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS TIED UP AND ALL THE ANSWERS COME INTO YOUR BRAIN BOX GET INTO SUPER BROS and BINTS!  STAY FRESH AND FULL OF MAD LOVE POWER!  Thanks for the itunes love!  Also here is out twitters and stuff  @bartlol @thenickcody facebooks!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive

YEAH BROZZZ AND LADIESZZZ!!! Get part one of NICK AND BART's odessy podcast epic attack. FEEL THE BEE POWER!  GIVE US SOME INTERNET MAGIC POWER!  TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY !!!

Parfait is a French word literally meaning "perfect" commonly employed to describe a kind of frozen dessert GET SOME KNOWLEDGE UP IN YOUR CLACKERS YA FARKING CUN DOGS!  Luv youse.  x xoxox xoxo

This Episode the rare and elusive Talia (NICK's SPECIAL lady) is caught on tape. Now this podcast as all the makings of a powerful wizards spell! Be ready for the magic that continues into the distance and the mystical badgers that grip all of our souls!  Bart has a fringe show on at the moment! If you are in Melbourne go to www.bartlol.com to find out more!  Thanks for the itunes love!  Also here is out twitters and stuff  @bartlol @thenickcody facebooks!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Have a jolly fine day sirS AND LADIES!! 

GET YOUR PANTS READY FOR FUN AND DANGER! The lord doth eat the magic claws of cheese. Release your ego and put a face tan on the rich sled.  follow our exploits on the internets. Search our namesakes on the googlsz. thx babez. luv u. 

Impress your guests with this satisfying dessert made from layers of golden biscuits and filled with zesty lemon cream. Preparation Time 45 minutes Cooking Time 30 minutes Ingredients (serves 8) 180g butter, at room temperature 155g (3/4 cup) caster sugar 1 tsp finely grated lemon rind 1 egg, lightly whisked 100g (2/3 cup) plain flour 40g (1/4 cup) self-raising flour 2 tbs cornflour Lemon filling 2 x 300ml ctns thickened cream 175g lemon curd Lemon syrup 1 lemon 100g (1/2 cup) caster sugar 125ml (1/2 cup) water Method Preheat oven to 180°C. Draw eight 20cm-diameter discs on 8 sheets of non-stick baking paper. Line 2 baking trays with 2 sheets, pencil-side down. Use an electric beater to beat the butter, sugar, lemon rind and egg in a bowl until pale and creamy. Sift in the combined flours and cornflour. Stir to combine. divide mixture into 8 portions. Spread 2 portions evenly over discs on trays. Bake for 4-6 minutes or until light golden. Transfer to a wire rack to cool. Repeat, in 3 more batches, with remaining mixture. To make the lemon filling, use an electric beater to beat the cream until soft peaks form. Fold in the lemon curd. Place 1 biscuit on a serving plate. Spread with 1/2 cup of filling and top with another biscuit. Repeat with remaining biscuits and filling, finishing with a layer of filling. Cover and place in the fridge overnight to set. To make lemon syrup, peel lemon and cut rind into thin strips. Juice lemon. place rind in a saucepan. Cover with boiling water. Bring to boil. drain. Repeat twice. add sugar, water and lemon juice to pan. stir over medium heat until sugar dissolves. increase heat to high. Boil for 2-3 minutes or until syrup thickens. Set aside to cool. Pour syrup over cake. Top with rind. FOLLLOW BART AND NICK ON TWitter!  @bartlol and @thenickcody  BE happy and eat some cake dudes. 

A new fresh podcast for the week! You guys should realise by now what is written in this section is not really important. It is all for the lulz and giggle festivals. So here it goes. BART AND NICK ARE IN  A DANGEROUS CAVE AND THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY ALL THESE WILD DISCO BEASTS THE ONLY WAY TO GET OUT OF THE CAVE SAFE IS FOR THE GUYS TO DANCE REALLY HARD AND WITH THEIR LEGS LIKE THEY ARE MADE OF POWERFUL LIGHT ARMOUR AND KISSES OF ANGELS. CAN NICK SUMMON HIS POWERFUL YOGA ENERGY TO PLEASE THE BEASTS AND DANCE THEM INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION.  FEEL THE MUSIC MAGIC!  Have a great weekend and week and time span NOOBS! GET THE FANTO ALIVE!  TWITTER @bartlol @thenickcody  facebook! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive

yeah bros and LADIES!!! Bart and Nick go to YOGA!!! THAT IS RIGHT! NIck goes into the belly of the beast! ARE YOU READY FOR THE YOGA FUN TANG? NO YES NO YES NOT YES??!??!?! 

Get your powerful aura vision ready for the sound pod of the DECADE UNIVERSE CENTURY! twitter!!! @thenickcody @bartlol Facebooks! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Good on ya for the nice itunes love! YOUSE R TOPS FANTY! luv ya  

Yeah sweet masters of the sound claw. The lawns of your discontent will soon be mown and your powerful grasps on reality will disappear into deep slumber! THIS PODMOON Bart and Nick talk about the dark lords who control the skies and our foods we eat with our mouth. Beware of the gourmet demons! ONLY YOU CAN CONTROL IF YOU ARE IN A DREAM!  Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol Facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Thanks for the mad itunes LOVEZZ!  have a great time ya bloody cunLAMPS! 

yeeaah sweet dogs. Live kitchen episode of glory! Get your jowls into it.  All that stuff. Have a happy week LOLOLOLOl

BAAAAAAAAAAAA! The power of dreams and war allow us to be magical face bots! ALL HAIL THE POWERFUL CODY AND HIS BEER LIFTS!  twitter @bartlo @thenickcody! 

GET YA POWER INTO THE WORLD YA POOFOOZZ 

HOLY MONDO LOVE ANGELS! THE DRIVE HOME MEN ARE IN THE SIDECAR OF LIFE! Welcome to a happy full episode with special appearances from Nick's gf Talia and KANO the master criminal from Mortal Kombat. Just remember processed foods might be bad for you but they taste really good. Your face might say oh no I want yams but your soul screams for sweet sweet twinkies and salted corn.  twitter @thenickcody @bartlol  LOVE YOUSE HEAPS AYE!! GET ON BOARD THE FANCY TRAIN! 

The fancy lords are back and full of peat fury! Listen to the podCarnt and hear things about drinking and achieving a state of no mind. Just relax bro! It is cool lady face! I believe in you.  Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive

HEY BROS AND SISRTROS! BE FRESH AND REALX IN THE UNIVERSE! 

I'm confused in my direction of upppp

(Lil Jon)
If you're not drunk ladies and gentleman
Get ready to get emotion and incoherent
Lets do itt
Haha
LMFAO
You know it
Lil Jon
Yeaah
All of the alcoholics
Where you at
Lets go
Hey hey hey hey uh huh hey hey hey hey
Lets go yeah!
(LMFAO)
When i walk in the club
All eyes on me
I'm with the party rock crew
All drinks are free (all drinks are free)
We like Ciroc
We love Patron
We came to party rock
Everybody its on!

Shots shots  FANT FANT FANT shots shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
Everybody
Shots shots shots shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots GOOSEY HIP shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
Everybody TWITTER  @bartlol @thenickcody

Okay guys. It is full on hardcore dance time. Get your genitals out and jump from the shadows like a wild career mastermind.  Bless the minty fresh perceptioin of the buddha sandwich. Glass destroyers will make short work of us all.  TWITTER! @thenickcody @bartlol FACEBOOK www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive

YEEAAAH SWEEETTT LORDY PANTS! The power agrevated assault and sauce shall reign down upon youse all as the goosey slime magic encapsulates your souls! Just relax and be merry. Do some nice shinty to the vast and glorious negative space and symbolise ur FACE!  Bart and Nick will guid you no where in particular nor shall they say anything of value.  PANTS GIBLETS!  Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol FACEBOOKZZZ www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive

Yeah boyzzz and guuuuuuurrrllzzzz! TEH DUDES OF POWAH r back at it againzzz! B REEL TO URSELF AND UR FRIENDS BUT REMEMBER How U TREAT THE ONES U LUV is important to become a battlefield general. HOWEVERZZZ HOW U Treat THOSE U DUN NOE Will tell TEH world if U R A BIG CARNT OR NOT LOL! EAT DIKCS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Shorter episodes for a bit lol! NICK IS IN THE UNDERWORLD doing craaazzy tunes as a dj.  facebooks www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive twitter @thenickcody @bartlol Be magical in ur pink bits ya poozfs

Yeah brozz. Bart and Nick are working on stuff so here is a little taste of some rad powerful magic that the wild dogs have put together for you! FEEL THE MAGIC!!! 

Yeaaaahhhh daawwwgg!! Get a liver detox up ya!!! FULL POWER TIGHTS!!!  Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol

YEEEAAAHHH GIT UR POWER HAM HERE! The dudes have summoned the power of hounds to knaw upon the edges of reality. 

YYEEAAAH SWEET holders of the genitals of DESTINY!! PLEASE DO A HEAR LISTEN AND BE AWESOME!!! 


WOOOOOOOOOOo 

YYEEAHH HTH EGYUZ ARE BACK! GET SOME NWE SOUND POWER INTO YOU! Get round and powerFILLED LIKE A SAUSAGESZ!!

YYEEAaahhhhHHH First show back for Bart and Nick after comedy festival. The guys are just chiling out in the fant cave being wild dogs.  LIVE THE DREAM LOLz

YEAAAH BONUS FUN! LISTEN TO THIS TO BE HAPPY AND MAGIC! 

Sweet angels and magical faces will appear in your mind after you eat these sound muffins. Nick and Bart are in a sold out disabled toilets doing mad beats and songs. FEEL THE MAGIC! SOme crazy stuff happend and U can hear it with your powers. 

USE THE INTERNETZZ. USE UR POWERZ!

LIVE SHOW BAM BAM! HATS AND ALL!  

YYEEEAAAHHHHHHH OOOMMMGGGZZZ! JUST a little quick one from the wild lords of the deep! BART AND NICK ARE doing the live episode at softbelly Details!  22nd of April! 4.30pm! SoftbellyBAR little bourke street in MLEBOURENZ.  IF YOU CANT COME WE WILL UPLOAD THAT SHIT INTO THE INTERENETNZ Get yur face into gear. 

EEEEEEeeeEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bot bot bot bo tbo Bart and NNICK Are back and powerful! GHost sex and tomato foam are on the chopping block! Feel the mighty power of the bliss eagle as it soars out upon the cloud! Follow us on the internet and come to our shows! Bless your kind souls! 

Yeah boyz and GIURLzzz. It is that time again. Bart and NIck have obtained the power of the musk tanty and have the gusto to weild it. How you feel about that? Think fast because soon you will be enveloped by powerful podMAGIC and your ear recievers will never be the same.  Remember it is comedy festival time so there are podBINTs a little more regularly than usual. If you are in town please come along and check the dooooodz out. They are hell sick at the comedy. Do the internet magic love if you get the time. Twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol along with some other secret finger moves in the shadows. 

bless the pantsuit of destiny!!!

Take care of your bones lol 

Yeah boyzzzzz and gurlzz here is another poddy pod pod for youuse this week! We are doing a few extra during comedy festivalzzz! Get into it loLOLOLOLO!!!! Have a happy time in your lives regardless of what sort of pants you wear.  Check out Bart and Nick's shows if you are in Melbourne! Do the internet dance if you feel like it. Like stuff and do reviews and blah blah farkin blah! 

 

YEEAAAHHH BROZZZZ BART N NICK HAVE COME BACK EARLY WITH MORE POWER! Listen to those wild faces talk about poems and Kyle CHindlerz. We have a longer more powerful episode for you today as a special for Melbourne comedy festival! Get into it. +3 to killing manky!  Twitter! @thenickcody @bartlol Totally eat some mad cakes for us ya poofs! 

Yeah man! Nick and Bart are back with a listener letter and some very happy talk about PANTS AND THE UNIVERSE! Yeah whatever dudes you will figure it out as you watch it with your ear receptors! Get some power in your mind cavern and ready yourself for fun bags!!!! Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol! Also if you are in MElbourne please come to our comedy festival shows! Yeah man!! WOOT luv u miss u.  All episodes of COPS, with the exception of the first season, begin with the disclaimer, "COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law." The first season disclaimer was slightly different by stating, "COPS is filmed on location as it happens. All suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law."

YEeeaahhh broMASTERS! Another beast of sound is being unleashed upon your ear machines. Get your teeth fancy and your binty.  BOOM BOOM BOOM!  CHOCOLATE PANTS! 
Pooping in your underwear. Soiling yourself. Having Poop in your pants. Usually occurring in children and those who are not potty trained. Kevin: What the hell is that smell? 
Nancy: Smells like someone crapped themselves 
Uriah: Yeah no shit. Probably Tom! 
Tom: Hell no! its that retard Eric! 
Eric: Uh...anyone got a clean set of drawers?

YEAAAHHH ITS TIme again dudes and POOF MASTERS And animal lords and bacon demons! It is time for deadly talking and wild sounds to attack your ears.  HERE IS A RECIPE FOR SOME SWEET CAKES!!! follow us on the internet! twitter @bartlol and @thenickycody get ya faces on our facebook page lololoLOLOL maybe some itunes love if you are feeling fresh.  125g packet chocolate cookies, roughly broken 75g unsalted butter, melted 85g dark chocolate, chopped 250g packet cream cheese 250g ricotta 2/3 cup (150g) caster sugar 250ml thickened cream Method Grease and line an 18cm (base measurement) springform pan. To make the base, place the cookies in a food processor or blender and process until it resembles coarse breadcrumbs. Add butter and continue to process until well combined. Remove the crumb mixture and, using your hands, press into the base of the prepared pan, until the surface is smooth and even. Cover and chill for 20 minutes. Meanwhile, place the chocolate in a small heatproof bowl over a saucepan half-filled with simmering water (make sure the bowl doesn't touch the water). Use a metal spoon to stir occasionally until the chocolate melts and is smooth. Remove from the heat and cool to room temperature. Place the cream cheese, ricotta, and sugar in the bowl of an electric mixer and beat for a couple of minutes or until well combined. Add the thickened cream and continue beating for 5 minutes or until mixture is smooth and thick. Pour the mixture into the pan over the biscuit base and smooth the surface. Drizzle with the melted chocolate and swirl lightly with a knife to create ripple effect. Freeze for 2 hours or until solid. To serve, carefully remove the cheesecake from the pan. Serve immediately with cream or berries.

JOLLY GOOD DAY TO YOUR RACE FACES RIGHT NOW PANTS MASTErs! Welcome to a fancy in the bag episode! Bart and NIck are touring around the place so this podDANGLE comes from the deep past of powerful minge.  Then the Buddha addressed all the monks once more, and these were the very last words he spoke: "Behold, O monks, this is my last advice to you. All component things in the world are changeable. They are not lasting. Work hard to gain your own salvation." Then the Buddha lapsed into the jhana stages, or meditative absorptions. Going from level to level, one after the other, ever deeper and deeper. Then he came out of the meditative absorption for the last time and passed into nirvana, leaving nothing whatever behind that can cause rebirth again in this or any other world. Follow us on the twitterzz! @thenickcody and @bartlol!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

OK! Bart and NICK are changing places and talking about being relaxed and not getting stressed of poop or toilet Jesus. Just enjoy your journey while you are here lol!  PEACE TO UR FACE AND SOUL! 

Hey boonDOGS! We are in a rad room with super sandwiches talking about being free with your heart and true to being from SPAIN! For your information Spain is wonderful and very special. Please follow us on the twitter and facebuk and also on the internet we have the google with our hearts and minds. Give in the the flavourzzz. Relax okay!! LUV YOUSE! 

Yeeaahhhh dawgszzzz!! HERE Is teh definetion of sauce! PLease read it and become more powerful!  In cooking, a sauce is liquid, creaming or semi-solid food served on or used in preparing other foods. Sauces are not normally consumed by themselves; they add flavor, moisture, and visual appeal to another dish. Sauce is a French word taken from the Latin salsus, meaning salted. Possibly the oldest sauce recorded is garum, the fish sauce used by the Ancient Romans. Sauces need a liquid component, but some sauces (for example, pico de gallo salsa or chutney) may contain more solid elements than liquid. Sauces are an essential element in cuisines all over the world. PLEASE LET THIS KNOWLEDGE GIVE YOU FLAVA TO UR EARS!!!ZZZ!! follow us on twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol Happy pants. 

Yeah boys! U WANNA NOE About AMWAY and the secret spy power of selling??! Well tune into the this super mega secret episode and be amazed at how bart and nick are totally on the money and should be really rich. YEAAH!! Give us some internet love if you get the time. TWITTER @thenickcody and @bartlol facebookpage and itunes love if you get the time!! YEEAAAHH CARNTZ

Heeeyyy yeeaahh go back to where you came from!!! Get it into you! Bart and Nick are full of fury and righteous power. Listen to the voices of the past and feel the happiness. Dance and enjoy your faces. Live the dream. Follow on the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody Take care babezzzzzz

Sweet sweet Words of magic wisdom coming from the mouths of powerful wizards right into your magic brain pods. DO you like farms? DO you like computers? Well why not combine them. Become and ethnic mastermind of digital potatoes.  BLESS YOUR VEGETABLES! Remember to give us some love. @bartlol and @thenickcody on the twitter, rate us on itunes and see us on the facebook. YOU ARE FANCY! 

OMGZZzzZZZ Guyz we have total outside podVECHILE power once again. Nick and Bart are in the backroom room of an awesome bar doing a podcast after doing a podcast. INCEPTION MUCH CUUNT? We have special surprise visitors and there is madness and joy in the air! Get your pants in your pants and get ready for improved audio quality and silly talking turned up to maximum. Show us some love if you get a chance. itunes reviewz and twitter fun @thenickcody and @bartlol. Stay happy and true to yourselfzzz!! LUV U MISS U XOXoxoXOXOXOo

Happy new years. Nick and Bart talk about time and the power of the group. The guys also talk on the subject of fighting and being a human. Follow us on twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol. Have a great day! 

Yeeeaaahhhh new years includes wristies for bacon and xmas aftermath! Get into ya poofs! twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol

yyeaaahhhh broozz itz xmas or should I say FUCK YOU! Eat a bag of slongs ya juice monkey. Nick and Bart are totes festival and doing mad gifts all over the shop! Oi get some internet loving and do it on us! Twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol and follow us on the facebookz or rate the itunes 5 starz plx. LOL CARNTS! 

Yeeeaaaaaahhh old people and vidya games! Get ya god mode firing on all cylinders! POWER HAND! Twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol

Yeeaahhhhh!!!!!! Nick and Bart talk about China and sports along with alternative medience and computer games. Get into it and be happy and free with your pants and mind! @thenickcody and @bartlol

OMG OMG OMG FARKING! We talk about stuff okay! STUFF YA BLOODY DESCRIPTIONZZ! JUST BE HAPPY AND LIVE LIFE! BE FRee! Follow us on twiiter @thenickcody and @bartlol

Yeeeeaahhhh! Bonus episode of fun! Get into it ya silly duffers! Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol

Nick and Bart talk about race and computer games AGAIN! FARKING TALKING ABOUT CULTURE AND SEXually transmitted infections along with pokemon. Get into it poofs. Follow us on twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol. LUV youse! 

AHhhhHH we have a farkin echo yeah! It is fancy coz we are rockstarszzz. Mining sites, dogs and the words that a man would use! Get into it carnts. SKYRIM! Check out the twitterz @bartlol @thenickcody happy face. 

This week Bart and Nick hit up some really hard thinking issues. They are pretty much reporters and stuff hay. Is stuff bad? Listen and find out. Do the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody magic pants! 

food, culture, aids and the universe. Get your ears involved! Twitter love @bartlol @thenickcody miss youse! 

Hipsters and punching. How do you look? Meditation competitions. Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol take it easy LOL! Miss YOUSE! 

History, Spirit quests, kebabs and the lost words of Jesus! Don't believe anything we say. Except for follow us on the twitters and facebooks! @thenickcody and @bartlol

Sports, Robot legs, Swear words (surprise) and ladies basketball. 

Pooping in public, enemy of the state and how to make lots of money! Follow us on twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody! You guys are great! Stay safe! Luv youse! 

TAPAS! We love food but hate small bits that cost a lot. That makes us savages who want hamburgers. We love you all. Please send chips. Follow us on twitterz @thenickcody and @bartlol

Wealth, Games and the shifting sands of time. Delve into the mystery and come out dirty. Follow us on the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody or the facebook Something for the Drive Home. Miss U LuV U bye xox

We love you very much. Bart and Nick talk about festivals, movies and many other silly things that can be fit into a half of an hour period of time. No offense intended to all of you out there with shoes or Spanish heritage. Bless the face of the Universe! Follow us on twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody xoxoox 

HOLY COW! Guyz! This is the number 10 episode. THis happens only once just like your tenth birthday or something lol! Nick and Bart talk of the amazing chances the world of the pod has given them and much much more. Do you want to go into space and eat a sandwich? Well listen to this and go from there. LUv youse. 

OMG OMG OMG! Silly talking, bubble tea, radio competitions, ear infections and the universe! Bart and Nick really care about you guys. Be safe. @thenickcody @bartlol. Check out our facebookzzz lol. xoxoxo 

Yep that's right ladies and gentlemen Bart and Nick are back and they are talking about Jesus and the power of sexitimes. Get into it! Follow us on the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody

haaay guys! Bart and Nick are back and they are talking about some very important issues. Vegetables for instance oh yeah and what it means to be man. A MAN! OKAY MAN MAN! Tell your friends and enjoy the sounds while having a giggle. Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol

Nick hates yoga. Bart tries to find where the tension is and relieve it with some special yoga/pilates moves. Lots of silly offensive fun! Enjoy. Luv youse xoxo

OMG Bart and Nick are in the backyard talking about things that make Nick Angry. Punchable faces and movies stars are just a few things we jump upon and beat with words. Please enjoy this silly rabble of fun monkey power. 

Omg HOly shit. They are back and full of beans. Feel the full force of silly talk and cafe amibence as this digital devil claws playfully at your ears. Bart and Nick talk about Zelda, Japanese people and lasers. Among other things. Luv youse. 

Bart and Nick talk about lost search engines, sport vampires and more! Enjoy the sweet sweet banter on the drive home. Thanks for listening. You are all awesome. 

OMg guys! Bart and Nick are pretty offensive in this one. Don't let it get you all angry pants. It is all in silly Jests of some boys eager to be loved. Zombies, Magic words and much more! Also please rate us on the itunes and follow our silly talking on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol

Listen to Nick Cody and Bart Freebairn talk of facebook trolling and the evil movie overlords. 

CAT LOVES STUFF! 

Awwwwww SHIIITTTT!!! GET ON THE SCALE WAGON MY SPECIAL FACES! 

A sweet sweet week in Brisbane with it’s wonderful...

Super lovely stuff! Deep rich skies full of dreams, fury and...

Thank you for the rad photo Mick Meredith!!!

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MAD CAT STACK BRO! GIVE us SOME MORE MEOWS! 

EVeryone loves sports! 

GIVE ME A HI FIVE YOU FANTO! 

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! ENjoy the spring time of your tasty!