BART FREEBAIRN

Wild Biscuit Master!
Read my bio here.
Bart is a stand up comedy comedian. He has been doing comedy for a while now and travels around Australia doing comedy to people and whatever else is around. Having had the pleasure some lovely festivals like Melbourne comedy festival, Adelaide Fringe festival and Brisbane Comedy Festival Bart has had people who work at newspapers write some nice things about him. If you want him to write or perform something funny just send an email to info@bartlol.com

Here are some quotes for you to look at. Have a great day!

"…a joy to watch" The Age ****

" …turns ordinary tales into wonderful adventures"
Adelaide Advertiser ****

bart news

Melbourne Comedy JOY! ?

Guyz!!! HERE Are ticket details for my Melbouren Comedy festival show. I am doing a show EVERYDAY at 8pm at the IMperial hotel in Melbourne CBD! Because I love comedy and I LUV U!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=72342

ThAT LINK IS FOR TICKETS! CLICK IT AND buy a pass to pure awesome!!!

LUV U x
3 weeks ago

MELBOURNEZ Comedy fetivalz?

Guyz!!! HERE Are ticket details for my Melbouren Comedy festival show. I am doing a show EVERYDAY at 8pm at the IMperial hotel in Melbourne CBD! Because I love comedy and I LUV U!

Melbourne Comedy festival! OHHHHH DAMMNNNN!!! THE PURE POWER!!
www.trybooking.com/EDAK

BOok now for sweet comedy magic dreams.
3 weeks ago

Festival Awesomeness! ?

Sweet Internet dudes! Here are my upcoming festivals! Get on it! They are gonna be super totes awesome!

Perth Fringe! Oh BOom!!!!
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Brisbane comedy festival!! Get into it!! Sweet BrisLOVE
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Melbourne Comedy festival! OHHHHH DAMMNNNN!!! THE PURE POWER!!
www.trybooking.com/EDAK

BOok now for sweet comedy magic dreams.
2 months ago

Brisbane Comedy Festival! ?

GUys! I will be in Brisbane for the Comedy festival they have there! Here is the link!! Gonna be so sweet! Come along

brisbanepowerhouse.org/events/2014/02/25/bart-freebairn-double-happiness/
4 months ago

BRISBANE!?

GUYS! Brisbane Powerhouse Livewired comedy night! 20th of October! Be there to see me do a sweet 34q345we minute headline spot full of mad awesome jokes! oxoxoxoxox SEe you there! xoxoxo
6 months ago

sydney!!?

Guys this week I am in the SYDNEY!
Doing the Sydney Comedy store from
Thursday -- Saturday!!! Show starts at 8.30pm! Get tickets here!
comedystore.com.au/
Doing the Mic in Hand on Thursday night after the store! Super awesome room as well. Here are the details.
amicinhand.com/

HUGS BROZZZ
6 months ago

upcoming gigs in October!?

Heaps of sweet gigs this month. Here are a few.
Speen on Monday 9th at 8pm in Melbourne CBD
Public Bar on the 18th at 8pm Near Vic Markets
The Local on the 23rd at 8pm in St. Kilda.

I have some sweet action in the mix! I will soon announce some secret awesome shows around Melbourne Fringe time as well. Keep your eyes on this space. I know you do anyway. You crazy lovely stalker you. xx
7 months ago

happy pants?

Hey wild magic internet travellers! Bart is currently upgrading his wizard powers and will be going over the the USA to get mad fame and fortune up in his grill. There will be more updates on the site with twitter and instagram and other social media delights. It is a month before the plane leaves so there will be some gigs before hand. GET READY FOR FUN!
10 months ago

Sydney Magic?

Hey wild super lords! I am in Sydney! I am doing sweet shows. Come along and have some fun with me.
I got an awesome hour of glory on Saturday! Get tickets here.
www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=48
I am at Comedy on the Rox doing clean sweet comedy!
www.comedyontherox.com.au/
Thursday I am at one of my favourite rooms! The Mic in Hand!
amicinhand.com/
11 months ago

ah yis! Comedy Festival! ?

Hey wonderful People of Melbourne! My show The Age of Wonder is happening for the next few weeks and it is great! I have worked really hard on it and think it is well worth a watch! Please come along and have a great time!

Click here to get tickets!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
1 year ago

Sweet FESTIVE TIMES?


Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! COme to my Melbourne Comedy festival show! It is happy and fun and you will have a powerful soul laserbeam afterwards.

I have worked hard on it and it is a funny comedy. You won't regret it!

HOORAY!

Melbourne ---

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
1 year ago

BOOK SWEET TICKETS?

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! COme to my Melbourne Comedy festival show! It is happy and fun and you will have a powerful soul laserbeam afterwards.

I have worked hard on it and it is a funny comedy.

HOORAY!

Melbourne!!!

FRom --- 27th of March to the 20th of April! WOO
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
1 year ago

Sweet FESTIVE TIMES?

Hey sweet super HiveMINd internet masters! It is festival time! I have many good times ahead.
Adelaide lovely people! 4th -17th of March!
www.adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/the-age-of-wonder/1adc93e1-0ce5-4455-848e-f6889457e3de
Brisbane Magic lords! 19th -24th of March
briscomfest.com/show/bart-freebairn
Melbourne Vest masters! 27th of March to the 20th of April! WOO
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298

Tickets and details are in the links! Happy times!
1 year ago

WILD MAGIC DUDES!?

Hey happy faces! This week in Melbourne I am doing shows that are great! Portland Hotel at 8pm on Wednesday and Hawthorn Hotel at 8pm on Thursday! May you arrive if you wish! Mad cuddles up in your shizznit!
1 year ago

Brisbane! ?

Guys I am in Brisbane from the 29th of October until the 5th of November.
Boundary Hotel on the 30th!
Jupiters Casino on the 31st
Sit Down Comedy Club 1st to the 3rd
LiveWired on the 4th
OMG the fun comes at your face hard and fast. If you aren't in Brisbane please enjoy your time doing things you like amongst the things you must do.

Love
bart.
1 year ago

Come to the Show! ?

My Fringe Festival show is in full swing in Melbourne. Please come along and check it out! It is in a pillow fort and is super great and fun! Here is a link with all the details and tickets!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/the-warmth-we-make-with-our-lives/

1 year ago

Pillow FOrt?

Bart is getting ready for his Melbourne Fringe show in September and is going to be doing the show in a pillow fort. If you have any old sheets or blankets and feel like being a part of the process email in pillows@bartlol.com
1 year ago

twitter

FOUR comedy shows left. They are powerful and full of treasure! Jesus gave me 1 million stars. Come now! details here t.co/6CfMQbB56O
23 hours ago
Tickets to my show are becoming rare! Grab one now and be forever happy and full of golden light. t.co/6CfMQbB56O #MICF COME!!
3 days ago
Family pack of biscuits? More like just enough for a mad single snack wizard pack. #micf #carboload
3 days ago
Forget what you know about mystery.
3 days ago
If you secretly want to be a spy you're doing it right.
6 days ago
If you haven't been to @SETLISTSHOW w/ @PaulProvenza at #MICF you should go NOW! It is a mega rad show. So good to watch and a joy to be in.
1 week ago
Dinosaurs had big wild dicks.
1 week ago
rubbing beer into walls does not make a house drunk. #science #MICF
1 week ago
sweet laser beasts have given their skin to be at my comedy show. However for you it is only $20. Come along 2nite. t.co/K5rFQbmQS5
1 week ago
Underneath your doubts and fears is a shining golden castle full of hot gravy and kittens.
1 week ago
Remember the face of your father as you hurdle into the shadow world.
1 week ago
I went undercover and busted the largest wizard herion ring in the world to make this comedy show. COME NOW t.co/GnMJu1E8EC
2 weeks ago
GUYZZ! I HAVE SECRETS TO SHOW YOU ALL! t.co/6tuZ8Es7Qj
2 weeks ago
A proper treasure chest would have a really good sandwich as well as a super cool drink with gold and gems to boot(y) t.co/GnMJu1E8EC
2 weeks ago
I wrestled millions of eagles and rocks to make this show perfect for your viewing face. Come and enjoy. t.co/GnMJu1E8EC
3 weeks ago
I have been up the top of a mystical mountain for months preparing this powerful show for your soul. Please come now t.co/GnMJu1E8EC
3 weeks ago
Buying people lunch makes me happy.
4 weeks ago
I just made gravy out of some stuff I found on the street. No big deal. #greatchef #flayva
1 month ago
My day consisted of me calling for the cops under my breathe while I stepped on oranges in my backyard. Being a criminal feels good.
1 month ago
LIVE PODPOD IN Melbourne tomorrow night! Stand up and mad funny stuff! Come along PLEASE!!! PLEASE!!! t.co/4OG78TkX45
1 month ago
When you say breakfast all I hear is Bacon celebration. #pigmagic
1 month ago
Powerful shapes include circles and barbecue.
1 month ago
Pod lords! Doing a live POD POD POD POD in Brisbane. Come along for rad times. Saturday -- Click de link t.co/sKwabJNjrN
1 month ago
Potatoes are special.
1 month ago
I love you no matter what.
1 month ago
In the future we won't even question why our legs are invisible.
1 month ago
If you touch your lips to a moon rock you're pretty much rimming the universe.
1 month ago
My dick glows when I'm near mayonnaise.
1 month ago
I did a karate kick and emailed it to your mother's face.
1 month ago
I asked google what was happening and it showed me it's anus.
1 month ago
Constructing furniture is an ancient tradition taught to us by our dinosaur cousins. To make shelves is to know yourself.
2 months ago
A great way to be delicious and sun safe. Coat yourself in gravy. The skin formed is SPF 4000. The sun is strong but flavour wins.
2 months ago
Last show tonight in Perth for #fringeworld !!! Come along. Even if you're not in Perth. It'll be powerful.
2 months ago
sweet comedy lord PERTH BROZZ!! I have 3 more shows in your FULL rad town. I will bring the funny lasers if you birng your face #fringeworld
2 months ago
At every party while everyone is dancing there is always a lone man on the fringes eating cake. Sad or truly enlightened? You be the judge.
2 months ago
Don't worry about having good sex as you get older. Cold pizza is awesome.
2 months ago
I just ate a pie full of universe gravy. GUYS!!11!!!! IT IS GONNA BE A LONG INFINITY!!! BUCKLE IN AND STRAP OFF> xoxoxOXOX LUV U
2 months ago
I'm powering up guys. Getting more power. Fully powerful. Or as some might say having dinner. A DINNER OF ATOM BOMBS!
2 months ago
Take what's yours. Unless you don't want it. Then you should just leave it outside and hope someone else takes it.
3 months ago
Check out my awesome poster for my powerful new show!!! Much excellent! t.co/rU6BNhlb0w
3 months ago
Your next big goal should be to do a really awesome shit.
3 months ago
It's my birthday. I will be retweeting all insults and compliments. This will most likely make you famous. My gift to you.
3 months ago
Giving up is the worst thing. Giving up is the best thing. Make up your mind wisdom. You flaky fuck.
3 months ago
Lift weights in my dreams. WAKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI.
3 months ago
Follow your dreams! That is until your dreams get creeped out by you and call the cops. Then stop. Happy New Time allotment.
3 months ago

facebook

Missed hearing me this morning on Triple J with Matt & Alex? Skip to 4.20 in the podcast: www.abc.net.au/triplej/media/s3981667.htm … #comedy When we announced Myf Warhurst hosting Double J | triple j Mediawww.abc.net.auDouble J is coming! And Matt and Alex meet its familiar first host: Myf Warhurst! | triple j Media
1 week ago
Guyz my show is Auslan interpreted tonight, here's a clip to get you in the mood!This Sign Language Rap Battle Is Unlike Anything You've Ever Seenwww.huffingtonpost.comWiz Khalifa and Jimmy Kimmel may have made history last night. Even though Khalifa claimed he's taken part in a sign language rap battle before, this night was still unique. As Khalifa spit some raps, three sign language interpreters take turns fi...
1 week ago
wicked arse review! Come along to Melbourne Comedy Festival and see my sweet show! 8pm at the Imperial in the city! Tickets at the door!

www.comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/funny-tonne/elise-faulkner/review/double-happiness-bart-freebairn/Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2014www.comedyfestival.com.auIf double happiness is something you never thought you could achieve then you should see Bart Freebairn's show at this year's comedy festival. You may even make it to triple happiness. Double Happiness is funny. Really funny. It's also splendidly fantastical. Freebairn weaves whimsical elements into...
2 weeks ago
People will be like this after my new show guys. Just saying.

www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhq657Y1ux93ozZ4mU
1 month ago

1 month ago
Happy Monday everyone!!! HAVE A COFFEE AND BLAST TO SPACE! i.imgur.com/MyrDixM.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/MyrDixM.jpgi.imgur.com
2 months ago
Hey guys, I'm going to be on the radio, in Perth in three minutes!

rtrfm.com.au/tags/fringe-world-festival-2014/

check me out!Anti-Chrisrtrfm.com.auRTRFM is a community radio station based in Perth, the capital city of Western Australia and we broadcast to most of the wider metropolitan area.
2 months ago

3 months ago
Perth, I'm bringing my Age of Wonder to you. It will of course be full of wonder and whimsy...Bart Freebairn in The Age of Wonder - FRINGE WORLDwww.fringeworld.com.auDo you remember when you were little and you made a pillow fort and it was awesome and then mum baked potato gems for lunch and things didn’t seem like they could get better until you found out friends were coming over to play ninjas with you in the backyard? What a great day. This may not have happ...
4 months ago
ITS THE WEEKEND! GET INTO GUYS! EAT A PLANET AND DANCE ON YOUR OWN FACE.
5 months ago
GUYSZ!!! THIS IS A HAPPY GIF IMAGE THING FOR YOU!!!!! YES JUST YOU!!! ONLY YOU!!! PERSONAL FACEBOOK LOVE MAGIC!!!
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6 months ago
hav a pwoerful weekend guys! Just remember this song if you are not sure about stuff xoxo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pojL_35QlSI&;feature=shareDixie Chicks - Not Ready To Make NiceMusic video by Dixie Chicks performing Not Ready To Make Nice. (C) 2006 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
6 months ago
I did a fun video about health and living guys. BE INVOLVED!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2UaoqUmbL4&;feature=youtu.be
7 months ago
Check out my sweet internet dating page guys! Gotta love sandwiches!
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11 months ago
Super great Human Dan does an interview with me! Bart Freebairn interviewsliceradio.com.auAnother super-cool stand-up Aussie comedian that will be taking the 2013 Sydney Comedy Festival by a hilarity storm with his show Underground Awesome Quest.
11 months ago
Squirrel Comedy shares 5 good reasons why you should see my show:Squirrel Comedywww.squirrelcomedy.com
1 year ago
I made a video with Shane Hunter a very excellent comedian. Here it is. I watched a doco and then I talk about it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcCGM6LfT-A&;feature=youtu.beComedians Reviewing Documentaries: Subconscious War/Bart Freebairn."Comedians Reviewing Documentaries" is getting stand up comedians to review the most socially relevant documentaries. In this Episode Comedian Bart Freebairn...
1 year ago
Hi Brisbane!Bart Freebairn: The Age of Wonder | Brisbane Comedy Festival 2013briscomfest.comBrisbane Comedy Festival 2013 | Feb 26 - Mar 24
1 year ago
sweet sweet lords of the dance! I hope you are faring well. I am in Brisbane this week and I am digging the rad styles of this moist and mysterious place. If you are a native please share with me your cafe and restaurant food secrets!
1 year ago
Hey Radelaide!!The Age Of Wonderwww.adelaidefringe.com.auAdelaide Fringe is an annual open-access arts festival run over four weeks in Adelaide, South Australia during February and March.
1 year ago

instagram

Last 3 shows!!! Get done for awesome comedy joy! 8pm The Imperial Hotel tickets on the door or at my website www dot bartlol dot com!!! #sexy #love #micf #magic #patterns #bartlol #ghostlaser #fuuuckk #dogs #sauce #colours
1 hour ago
Mad kiks with tiger socks!!! IMMA TAKE OVER THIS PLACE!!! My comedy show has one week left. Details and tix at my site bartlol dot com Rrrraaawwwrrr!!! @steelesaunders @_kattitude_ #powershoe #micf #ghostlaser #obama #cute #sneaker #bartlol #sexy #tiger #powersock #love #marriage #legcanon #legmagic #comedyboot
2 days ago
Wizard CLOAK!!!! #micf #love #poet #poot #cute #crabs #seafood #ovens #dwell #cocks
2 weeks ago
Power face is back!!!! #volvo #crim #love #hasty #Gandhi #srcim #cute #poet #face #energy #nrg #beans #cream #fighter #game #balls #sciene #boiling #derreck #trucks #crabs #meetings
2 weeks ago
Some dogs have the best taste in stuff. #micf #bartlol #geese #putin #cocks #rooster #timetravel #love #sexy #comedy #cute #melbourne #slacks
2 weeks ago
Purr purr NOM NOM NOM NOM COME TO MY SHOW 0f comedY. #micf #cute #love #service #ham #fancy #baby #bartlol #hashtag #gravy
2 weeks ago
Cute dog gets haircut. Rewarded with snack #MICF #lol #love #cute #dog #bartlol #baby #osama #tower7 #gravy #door #fashion #magic #tang #tasty
3 weeks ago
Benson gets a snack! Last night before comedy festival kicks off!! #micf #love #pincer #comedy #cute #racial #fog #fit #fancy #cramp #lino #ties #melbourne #bartlol #geese #magic #pant #tasty
3 weeks ago
Nobody puts baby in the corner. #love #baby #cute #mystery #goose #muffin #pants #computer #dog #rad #tanks #peace #crib #super #awesome #geese
4 weeks ago
Sweet leaf hand. Power hand of nature #Lol #magic #obama #coffee #fancy #great #pants #gravy #cute #badgers
1 month ago
Powerful pasta unit @daveeastgate spreading the ultra vibes. #carbs #obama #power #love #magic #goose #eastGreat #boom #cute #gravy #mega
2 months ago
GGGGUUUUUYYYZZZZ! Just got a magic Finty blend coffee delivery from a maddog sftdh listener!! Sweet Finty! Rrrraaaaaaacccciiissst! #gravy @thenickcody #freedom #frindo #love #deer #crim #sauce #grindo #fringeworld #show #serbia #beets
2 months ago
Sexy Perth talk! FringeWorld being rad! Bring the sauce! #obama #comedy #sexy #love #goose #gander #dreams #fringeworld
2 months ago
Guysss!!!!! New show!!! Great show!!! Great poster!! Details for Brisbane and Melbourne shows on my website bartlol dot com!!! #conesy #funny #goose #lol #love #micf #briscomfest #magic #gravy #freedom
2 months ago
Sweet sweet Kitty naps. @steelesaunders @jooklin @obama #freedom #gunners #whale #gravy #power #juice #tits #swole #love #cute #cuddles #fitness
3 months ago
Awesome @cakedayau treats for magic Jesus day!!! This little guy looks happy for someone whose about to be eaten #tasty #nom #love #good #jesus #vegan #pork
3 months ago
Sweet tips on how to deal with a super hot day. #lifehacks #info #obama #gypsy #rick #battle #cranberry #party #geese #love #kisses #truth #911 #gravy #magic #clap #lebron #fitness
3 months ago
GUYZZZZZZ. Remember what Christmas is really about. It's about Jesus getting older and being a party animal. #jesus #blowies #obama #fruit #fit #gifts #goose #eggs #presents #lips #love #gravy #cute #god #broom #films #tropfest #socks #santa #flange #wasted #flagnorfail #ass
4 months ago
Friday power advice. #dog #ripped #tattooedfitlife #hips #kanzas #hashtag #obamadevil #love
4 months ago
Double cute dog Wednesday!! #operation #oil #power #face #cute #cash #sniper #bingo #love #dog #dogzzzz #fluff #sexy #licks #crim #instafitness #icecream #hashtag #condo #squeak
4 months ago
Luv u guyzzzzzz #uguz #lol #love #lovefang #tanks #bartlol #fashion #face #swag #gravy #operation #obamacare #snack #fanty #freedom
5 months ago
Guyyyyzzz I jus found free money!!!!!!! IM RRRIIICCCHHHHH!!!! Bill Gatez can eat a dik #dik #buffet #sauce #yolo #lovefang #gravy #sex #swag #beiberz #beaver #gramp #gobbies #operation #fitness #boy #56thacemdedyawards #vertical #films #starwhores #monet #money #cash #dolladolla #swindle
5 months ago
CHECK OUT ME FANCY SHOES YA FKERS!!!!! So much FASHION! #cute #ripped #sex #shoesex #shoeshoe #yolo #dimes #swag #bartlol #gravy #love #hips #grimbles #eagle #tanks #flagnorfail #fitness #pants #maximum #cute #fashion
5 months ago
Guys!!!! I know what Miley's trying to say in her song!!!! #balls #swag #twerk #miley #healthcare #dental #songs #bartlol #brushit #flagnorfail #floralfeast #taggravy #govegan #420blazeit #woof
5 months ago
Guys!!! I discovers the meaning of things using science. Headphones are fake. Trust me. #science #yolo #sexy #swag #cute #obama #jesus #fish #cupcake #flagnorfail #fitness #bartlol #fun
5 months ago
Forest lord plushie is grumpy! #swag #forest #dota2 #shoes #speed #fresh #gravy #bartlol #fun #love
6 months ago
This young chap know how to do business. #yolo #business #love #disney #dog #fancy #woof #cute #aww #obama
6 months ago
I'm a beautiful princess. Don't be jealous. Just get into my sweet vibe. #yolo #slut #blowie #royal #swag #crown #cute #gold #diamondfanny #love #disney #bartlol #sexy #art
6 months ago
Super row lords! #yolo #swag #flagnorfail #maddog #killer #fanty
6 months ago
I'm way more powerful than most people thing. #yolo #power #wizard #bartlol #pants #govegan #love #beautiful #cute #fancy #lasers #mouthlasers #facepower #fml #gravy
6 months ago
Pats for a scruffy buddy. Hanging with at @Dassalo, @thenickcody and Klin Chimpkey last week. #yolo #poof #podmagic #crim #jam #cute #dog #pooch #love #sassy #pants #french #zombies
6 months ago
Break dancing dog! #dog #fun #lol #sik #yolo #fancy #shorts #boy #woof
6 months ago
Somebody has the fear of missing out. #fomo #lol #dog #happy #yolo #love #cute #fancy #woof #obama
7 months ago

youtube

Discovering tHe truth behind easter and Celebrity Cooking?

GUYZZZZ THE TITLE IS TOTLES tru!. SUm times chefs r great but they being stars and don't ever cook for you even though u eat theri food. Dont fall for the li...
1 week ago

The secret of MAN SIZED things and truth about life?

GUYZ SO many tymesz I have found too much mystery and lies in foods and how we live. That is why I am doing some real investigation into being real and how t...
2 weeks ago

Bart's Guide to Naps. Secret tips and INfinite power xox?

GUYZZZ!! THERE ARE SWEARS In this guide. If that is too much for your please go back to university or tafe and get your degree of no GIVING A F******K. Many ...
2 months ago

HOW TO GO THE GYM!?

GET STRONG AND POWERFUL AND FASTER!! THIS IS HOW OKAY! RELAX! THX FOR THE LIKES AND RETWEETS xoxoxoxoxo.
6 months ago

How to enjoy a fancy RESTAURANT?

Okay guys remember this is only the ABSOLUTE TRUTHTZZZ! Lots of people like going out to places to eat foods. They like it because it is a fun thing to do. W...
6 months ago

How to do sweet in the toilet.?

Guys! Doing great brown is important. I am a fully qualitfied spirit wizard doctor and I am going to tell you things about going to the bathroom and doing nu...
7 months ago

feel the force of vegetables and bread. VITAMINSzz?

Yeah I am a doctor science person. I will tell you how to get heaps of 6 packs and live forever.
11 months ago

POLICE MURDER SHOWS and COMEDY FESTIVAL!?

Bartlol is back with a vengeance and he is super pleased to be eating apples and talking at his webcam. OH YEAH!! Feel the words that are poorly recorded for...
1 year ago

MAster of SHARPNESS!?

THE POWER OF A FINE EDGE COMPELS YOU ALL! Bless the fountain of sauce.
1 year ago

How to get rich just eating chips.?

YEAH GUYS! I hit gold in a big big way! You are gonna freak at how easy it is to be really wealthy. I hope the internet bringing you to this movie video is f...
1 year ago

Late night power VLOG attack with **bartlol**?

Man SHIT IS DEEP MAN! Stuff is wild and crazy man! BEcareful what you eat man! Stay off the grass man!!!! MISS YOU GUYS!
1 year ago

Happy Rocker BART FACE!?

YOU KNOW IT BABY! ROCK TO THE SMILE FORTUNE!
1 year ago

You are what you eat?! Bart and Benson?

Bart and Benson do a quick little webcam chat youtube thing. IT is pretty fancy. Get your chops up in that shit.
1 year ago

Bart Freebairn Stand up Comedy Christmas Stop?

hey guys! Here is a little spot I did for a Christmas show at Comedia Del Parte late 2012. I hope you like it. It was shot by the talented Jay Morrissey. THA...
1 year ago

HAPPY MAGIC BIRTHDAY THANKS?

Hey super dudes! Thanks for the birthday messages! Your mad love is appreciated. WOooOOOO I haz fuzzy feelings! I AM OLDER!!!! OLDER LIKE A WIZARD! If you fe...
1 year ago

OMG HOLY MINERAL! ONe Week left of THE SHOW! COME ALREADY!?

Yeah i know no one reads this or comes along to these internet pleas for patronage. However I will continue to rage against the machine. COME TO MY SHOW! If ...
2 years ago

Bart the person and Benson the dog talk about important stuff?

yep yep yep! Bart is at it again. Doing a comedy skit internet video for the kind people of the world. There is a focus on this video for people to maybe com...
2 years ago

Opening night of the show! Funtimes!?

What is the show about? Why should you come? Why is Bart so tired. None of these questions answered and more!
2 years ago

Come along! It is fun and great.?

Yes that is right! This video is a cleverly crafted gem here to convince people that Bart can do good comedy and what's more they should pay money to see it....
2 years ago

HOLY SHIT! Bart is doing an internet video!?

Yes that is right. The title is true. Jesus is not back in the world but Bart is talking about some important issues involving racism and gay marriage. Just ...
2 years ago

Grab my Treasure. No that's my junk. GRAB MY TREASURE!?

Are you in Melbourne? Do you like Fringes? Do you want lolz? Did you answer yes to any of these? If so then you should come to my show and giggle. It is fun....
3 years ago

A Regular Guy?

Here are some things I like to do. I'm just like you. I like stuff. I do jokes and talking. If you are about my neck of the woods come and laugh at things I ...
4 years ago

Bart Vs Magic?

What we see as Magic and what Magic is are two different things. Rabbits out of hats? Come to my show this Melbourne Comedy festival and see wonderful things.
4 years ago

Bart Says no to Drugs and Yes to Comedy?

Drugs are hard to say no to. The government spends money telling people not to do them. If only arts were the same.
4 years ago

Beagle VS Pocky Bart?

Delicious Pocky and a cute but wild eyed Beagle come together in a face off that will echo throughout the ages.
4 years ago

podcast

ePISOD3 141 #MICF?

DREAM OF A BETTA DAY!!! FULL OF FAT DREAMS AND MAGIC SIDE DISHES!!! FARKIN BARKIN!!! BULL DOG!!!  Thx for coming along bingo faces.  Nick and Bart are doing dances of comedy at the moment!!! GET ON IT!!! COMEDY TIMES!!!  Twitter/Instagramz @bartlol @thenickcody www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au LIVE PODCAST ON THE 20th at 3pm! Get tickets here!!!  www.trybooking.com/ERVV LIVE FAST AND EAT PIES! 
1 week ago

episode 140!?

GO GO GO GO SAUCE MAN!! GO GO GO UNDER CRAMP! GO GO GO GO FINGER BANK!!!! GO GO GO GO GO ORIGINIAL GANGSTER!! GO GO GO HANK THE TANGO!  BART AND NICK HAVE SHOWS AT #MICF Melbouren intenreintalnal comedy fesigvlal! go and see their shows! Details on their sites!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com instragramz/tiwteretwers @bartlol @thenickcody Tell ur mates about our little fancy times!!!  B PEACEFUL TO THE WORLD!  HUGSZZ
1 week ago

epiSODE 139?

SUPER PANTS ULTRA GLANCE!!! FANCY DANCE!!! RAP MASTERS!!!!  Bart and Nick are in the depths of the powerful and glory filled MELBOURNE INTNERNATOINZL COMEDY FEISLBLSLKTEVASLZ If you are about the town buy some sweet tickets to their shows and come and enjoy the powerful power of power town!  Tickets here!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com twitter/instragram @bartlol @thenickcody GOOOOOOOOON SWAMP!!!! 
2 weeks ago

episode 138 Live Melbourne showz?

GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!!  BRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSE LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON!  REpEAT!!!  show details  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com twitter instragram @bartlol @thenickcody LUV U MISS U!!!  XXOXOXOXOO
3 weeks ago

episode 137! Live Brisbris?

BRISBANE !!! ANCIENT POWER LAND OF THE NORTH! LOVE POWER DIMPLE SLIP! !!!!

Oxley discovered, named, and explored the Brisbane River as far as Goodna, 20 kilometres (12 mi) upstream from the Brisbane central business district.[10] Oxley recommended Red Cliff Point for the new colony, reporting that ships could land at any tide and easily get close to the shore.[11] The party settled in Redcliffe on 13 September 1824, under the command of Lieutenant Henry Miller with 14 soldiers (some with wives and children) and 29 convicts. However, this settlement was abandoned after a year and the colony was moved to a site on the Brisbane River now known as North Quay, 28 kilometres (17 mi) south, which offered a more reliable water supply. Chief Justice Forbes gave the new settlement the name of Edenglassie before it was named Brisbane.[12] Non-convict European settlement of the Brisbane region commenced in 1838.[13] German missionaries settled at Zions Hill, Nundah as early as 1837, five years before Brisbane was officially declared a free settlement. The band consisted of ministers Christopher Eipper (1813–1894) and Carl Wilhelm Schmidt and lay missionaries Haussmann, Johann Gottried Wagner, Niquet, Hartenstein, Zillman, Franz, Rode, Doege and Schneider.[14] They were allocated 260 hectares and set about establishing the mission, which became known as the German Station.[15] Bart and Nick have madcore comedy festival shows happening!
Check their websites! www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com Twtitter and Instragrams @bartlol @thenickcody!!!

GOOMBO LIMB!  
1 month ago

ePisode 136?

YEAH BRISBANE edition!! FULLY SICK CAR DRIVING POD MAGIC! FULLY FAST POWERFUL MACHINE CAST! Bart AND Nick ARE VERY CARING AND FULL OF ANCIENT KNOWLEDGE!!! LET THEM SHARE IT FOR TEH COST OF 35q35qwete564 dolllla!!! Cheap magic know how for the rest of space and time. ALSO HERE IS HOW TO MAKE A ROAST.  Now thoroughly wash (but do not peel) 6 to 8 carrots, then cut them roughly into 2-inch slices. I like not peeling them because it maintains a rustic quality, and I’m, like, soooo rustic. As you well know. THAT IS A TASTE of THE SECRETSZZZ@zzZZqqAA!!@@@  CUCUCNNNTTTZZZ!! Brisbane PODPOD@!! LIVE POD!! COming up full and strong!!! GET INTO ITT! LINK HERE 

------>>>>>> www.trybooking.com/EMMS ; Come along! It is gonna be so AWESZEOM!  twitter/instragram! @bartlol @thenickcody www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au GO see Nicks Show --- WIld SWEET KISSEr oF THE THE Yoga fantasy boner ---- at Brisbane comedy festival!!! Details on his website.  LUV uzzz 
1 month ago

episode 135?

POD POD PODIPODI PDOIFSPLDFKJSDLFJKSDLFJ:SDLFJ GOOOOOOOD POWER!!! GET INTO THE ZONE ZONE ZONE!!! YEEAAHHH POWER POWER POWER!! !SAUCE!  Bart and Nick are at it again. They have kungfu secrets. Tap the magic door to get them yourself and becoming a fighting master. HUGS!!!! @thenickcody @bartlol www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com We have shirts and stuff. Tell your friends about us! Spread the joy power. LASER PLASER!  Hugs and love babezzzzz 
1 month ago

episode 134?

GO GO GO GO GO GO !!! SUPER POD!! GO GO !! GO GO !! POD POD POD!! GPO GPO FEEL THE science on your bits! THE ENGERY!!!  ANIMAL PINGERS!!!!  @bartlo @thenickcody  -- TWITTER /// INSTAGRAM!!!  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au Guys! Live podcast in Melbourne on the 11th of MARCH!! GET ON IT!  www.trybooking.com/EFEC
1 month ago

episode 133?

EAHEKLEJ:LSKJ:LEKJ:ALK!!! GOOSE CHAT!! CLKAJ:LWEKJ:RLKJER LWKEJPOWER RAMP!!! :LKFJW:LFKJWE:LRJ:LE LIFE DANCE!!! FEEL IT! xoxoxo www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au Live POD ON the 11th of March! www.trybooking.com/EFEC ;get tickets! It is selling fast!  twitter/instagram @barlol @thenickcody  !!!  WWWOOOOOWWW
2 months ago

episode 132?

POwer Gibbon and the wild hipbone of yore. This episode Nick is confronted by an old demon of his past who offers him a dangerous pact. BEcome the most powerful dick wizard in the land at the price of having to become a full vegan for 4 decades. Will he take this deadly demons deal or will he shoot hot loads of gravy into the sky and summon the ancient fint eagle? Find out more from your dream tang.  twitter/instragram  @bartlol @thenickcody  Heaps of shows coming up!!! We will be in your sweet town! Get onto it. ~~~!!! www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au Also live poddy coming in March!!! BOOM BOOM!! GET ON IT ~~ www.trybooking.com/EFEC
2 months ago

episode 131?

!!!! POWER LEGS!!!!!!  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au get into the good times! Gigs and all! Love love love!!! 
2 months ago

episode 130?

Bartz and NIcck r pwerful. Please respct theire powerz.  thx oxoxox www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au Lots of gigs coming up! Check the websites! Come along! Woott!!! xoxoxo
2 months ago

EPISODE 129?

POD POSDPODSIDPLFKJS:LFKJS:LFJWE:LKJFS:LDJF:WELSFJ:SLDF: lekjf; slKJdf; lweijf; alskd:LEIJR:LSKJ:OEIj:LSDKJF :WEOIJF:SLDKJF:WEOij :LXDKjf;weoijf;lsdkjf ;lasj jp PLease decode the secret message. If you can do it then you will be rewarded with several rap music contracts and a big fat kiss from JESUS!  Bart and Nick have lots of gigs coming up! Magic times!!!  Yeah bros! 
3 months ago

episode 128?

POWER POWER POWER !!!!! DO THE POWER!!!  Get into the face!  bart and Nick have shows coming to you! Check out our webistes! bartlol.com nickcody.com.au GLORY FINT! 
3 months ago

EPISODE 127?

YA YA YA!! Get the Sauce!! YA YA YA!! Sauce is teh sauce of life!! YO YO YO!!! Gangsters lOVE SAuce!! YAO OAYOAYOA Wooot Party until you can't think about tax and sauce!!!  Shows coming up this year!!! Check the websites for details!  nickcody.com.au bartlol.com Twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol GO GO GO !! Shirts and shit!  Tell ur broz and pets xo
3 months ago

episode 126?

BOXING DAY BOX BOXxBOXING DAY BOX BOXxBOXING DAY BOX BOXxBOXING DAY BOX BOXxBOXING DAY BOX BOXxBOXING DAY BOX BOXxBOXING DAY BOX BOXxBOXING DAY BOX BOXx POOTY JUUICE!!!!

LOVE HANG!!!

ADVENTURE FLINT! twitter///instagramz @thenickcody @bartlol  Check out the things.  nickcody.com.au bartlol.com
3 months ago

epIsode 125?

NICK N BART R BAK! GIT INTO THE PROGRAM BROGRAM. FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT GOOSE LEMONS.  twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com SWEET GOOSE LEMONS.  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
4 months ago

episode 124?

Hello listener, Nicholas Cody here. 
I was undercover for two weeks, telling dickjokes whilst wearing camoflage. When I returned to our fine nation, my partner in aural crime, Bart Freebairn (aka BartLOL, Fintos, Crinkle Wizard) was in Sydney. So I organized a special poddog with our good buddy and my podcast understudy, Karl Chandler (aka Kyle Chindle, Krimp Chantlz, KIP CHIN, K@R C%AT).
We hope you enjoy it.
Our sincerest crantlez.
Cody and Chandog."
4 months ago

MINI episode 123b?

YEAH CUNS!!!ZZZ!! GET SOME power claws into y0ur dikz!!! Feel the fresh cody GIN BANG!  HOOP HOOP HHOOOP HHOOOPP~~!!! twitter/instragram @bartlol @thenickcody @susie_youssef YEEAAAHHHH CURUNZ!!!!! 

HUGS ZZZ 
4 months ago

epiSODE 123?

HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD!  SNIFFING THE GROUND LORD!! GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!! FINTY THE BOUND HOARD! BOUND HOARD! love the universe and it's grimbo face.  @thenickcody @bartlol www.bartlol.com www.thenickcody.com.au TELL UR FACES ABOUT this. 
4 months ago

EPISODE 122?

HEAT HEAT LIKE A BOILY FACE!! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!! MEGA HEAT!!! FULL OF HEAT!!! FEEL THE HEAT ON YOUR FACE LIKE A FAST CRIMINAL ON THE RUN FROM THE ROMBO RACE!!! HEAT HEAT! LIKE A FIRE ON YOUR TIT!!!! GET THE HEAT AND FEEL IT!!!! new fancy episode! COdy is in deep cover so we have gotten CRIM CINKZTY into the dimensional studio to be a madCUN!!!

twitter/instra @thenickcody @bartlol wwwwwwww.nickcody.com.au bartlol.com TELL UR MATES!!! FEEL THE HOT POWER!  
4 months ago

EPISODE 121?

JUS RELAX JJJUUSSSS RELLAAXXXX> LET THE PRESSURE SHOOT OUT OF YOU!!!! REEELAAAAAXXXXXXXXXX JUSSST TAKE IT EASY!!!! JUST LET THE STRESS AND DARK POWER EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR ANUS AND EYES!!! JUST REELEEEEAAXXXXX!!!!!!  twitter/instragram @thenickcody @bartlol Live show announcement coming soon.  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com KABOOOM!!! STREESS RELEASE!!! 
4 months ago

episode 120?

FAMOUS!!! FAMOUS!!! SUPER FAMOUS!!! AMOS!!! FAMOUS!!! SWEET BISOUCTSITS!!! TASTY COOKIESSS EVERYONE KNOWS THEM!!! FAMOUS!!! FAMOUS!!! FAMOUSZZ!!! FUFFFFUFCCACCAMAMOUS!!!! SUEPR TIMES!! REMEMBER THE BITCH!  twitter/instragram @bartlol @thenickcody WwwWwww.bartlol.com ww.nickcody.com.au Sweet goodtimes! 
5 months ago

episode 119?

GET INSIDE THE MIND OF THE NINJA! FEEL THE FAST MOVES OF YOUR POWER LEGS! NINJA STARS AND MONKEY SACKS! THE BLACK HOODS AND STRONG stAR EAGLES!! MY PEOPLE HAVE A SAYING... Eggs are cheap wHEN U R A FOGSLUT!  SLUG SLUG SLUG!!  @bartlo @thenickcody  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au FINT
5 months ago

episoDE 118?

GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU ARE A MAGIC FACE!!! PAD THAI FANCY TANG! POWER FINGER! GET A BABY!! GET A BABY!! GET A BABY!! GET A BABY!! GET A BABY OCTOPUS SALAD!!! EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT!!! FFFUUUCCCCCKKZz  xoxoXOXOXOXO wwww.bartlol.com wwwwwwww.nickcody.com.au twitter/instagram @bartlol @thenickcody FUN COMING!!! LIVE SHOW FFARNGLKDKDJ xoxOXOXO
5 months ago

epISODe 117?

Get ur face fresh and ready. IT IS SOUND TIME!  RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP!! SONGS OF THE RAP SOUNDS OF A GANGSTA! ! love it babezzz FuuucccCCKKK the pound.  xoxoxox
5 months ago

epISODE 116?

GOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGIC ITS EVERYWEHRE GUYS! JUST LOOK INSIDE A GOOSE AND SEE THE MAGIC  GOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGIC FEeL THE GOOSE WHISPER RAPS IN YOUR EAR!!! SHE IS SUCH A GOOD RAPPER! WOW THAT GOOSE IS MAGIC  GOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGIC GooSEZ ARE FLYING MAGIC WIZARD CUNNTZ BE GOOD TO THEM AND THEY WILL BLESS YOUR JUNK WITH THE FURY OF MANY SUNS!  GOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGIC The T-shirts are fuuucking awesome dudes!!! Keep them up! I am gonna buy some for sure!!! !THE GRAVY IS STRONG!!! 
Tell ur friends about our magic talking lounge. facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive twitter//instragramz. @bartlol @thenickcody www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com MAGIC LOVE GOOSE !!!  
6 months ago

episode 115?

Yeah yeah yeah broz. GET SOME SWEET LOVE WHEN YOU AHVE A FACE! REMMEBER YOGA IS ONLY FOR EMERGENCY OKAY> xooxoxOXOXoxoXox XoxoXOxo
xoOXOXO Kiss frenzy. xoxoXOXOoXoxoX bartlol.com // nickcody.com.au bartlol thenickcody for twitter and instragram. YEAH YEAH YEAH CUN CUN CUN CUN CUN CUCN CUN CUCNCUCNCUCNCCNKlaskdjflaskjdf 
6 months ago

EpiSODE 114?

NICK AND BART ARE VERY OLD AND IN A CASTLE! ARE YOU TOM CRUISE! THIS EPIsode is about sex in the jungle of the modern era. THIS IS A CAR EPISODE! HOW FAST CAN YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS xoxoxoxoxoxo XOXOXO xoxoxo 
6 months ago

EPISODe 113?

GRAND MASTER DANCE OFF!! DERN DERN DERN DA DA DA!!! FEEL THE MAGIC POWER!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?

A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock. AHAHAHahahHAHAHAHA SOOO Funnee guys.. USE THIS JOKE TO BECOME A WINNER AND GET MORE MONEY olOLOLolOL  Bart and NICK Are full of beans and pants.  Twitter-instagram @bartlol @thenickcody facebook  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive TELL UR BUDDY FRIENDS!!!  OXOXOXXOOXOX  XOXOXOXO 
6 months ago

episode 112?

YEEAHAAHAHAHAH WAR TIME AND PIZZA!!  Im not always party and adventure in the city... I think Im pretty balanced in that way.
I adore the country and the sea. I neeeeeeed it sometimes. Frolicking is quite an addictive habit. Refreshing too. The power of fresh air, whether it be salt or soil is amazing.

I love my down time, a good sauna, movie, home-cooked meal, reading, writing, phone calls to grandma (my queen), walks in the pretty park down the street, pillow forts and dog walking.
I get very excited when my friends ask me to dog sit for them. Travelling doesn't let me have a dog but I dearly love them.

I prefer summer over winter but winter has its perks. Fire places, lamb shanks and guys always look sexy in winter clothes.

Next year I plan to head to South America (where Im from) and take a look around, climb some mountains, play in waterfalls, eat amazing fruit and seafood, dance a lot, take photos, chill with some awesome animals, surf a bit, have some special moments and drink watery beer. check out our stuff!!!
Yeah brozzz! twitter/instragram @bartlol @thenickcody www.nickcody.com.au bartlol.com Check out our hoodies and Tshirts and shit! Tell ur bloody mates!!! DO IT!!!  
7 months ago

Episode 111?

TO BE A SNEAKY PERSON LIKE A SPY MEANS YOU DON"T WATCH LAW AND ORDER EVER!!! Always stay behind the dangerous information and use your smoke powder and whisper spirits. YOUR MISSION IS TO INFILTRATTER YOUR OWN HOUSE AND report back to yourself! If you can do this then you are surely a famous mastermind.  BLESS THE VICTORY OF Tdawg and CHEFIATNAZ. While Nick is away there are fancy things afoot. Don't tell Nick about this shit! Let it surprise him like a beast from the dark! A joyful beast.  Follow us on shit!  Twitter/instragram @bartlol/@thenickcody facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive we have sweet hoodies and Tshirts as well www.redbubble.com/people/mrfoz/works/10051070-something-for-the-drive-home?p=t-shirt be safe like a sage wizard banker. 
7 months ago

epiSOODE 110?

OKAY GUYSZZ!! OOOKKAAAYYYY FUUUKCKCKCINNG!!! GET THIS SHIHIITHT! SPECIALL EPISDOEZZ HERE!! KEEP UR Lips tight shut super like a mad spy master oka. FUCKCKCKC! Stay silentz and magicalg like CUNNTZTZ okay. LIKE A SPY! Juz listen and enjoy the magic of the internet and do what what sound words say. OKAY!!! UFCKING THIS IS THE ULTRA TDAWG EDITIONSZ!!! YEAH BROZ ANG HOTAZ!! THIS IS TH EFUCKING REAL DEAL!!  follow us on the internet okay! Do it lololololololol Twitter/instragram @thenickcody/@bartlol www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au Sweet tang!!
7 months ago

EPISODe 109?

Important informations. During yoga teacher training we all had a really good laugh when the only guy in our class of ten was like 'Wot's a queef?' with a genuinely bewildered expression. To be fair, he's British, and maybe it didnt quite translate. A few days later he and I were working on our teaching and he was talking me through shoulder stand. For one moment, picture how amazing this is. I'm practicing yoga in Bali with a totally hot young Brit and I'm holding shoulderstand without a wobble. I'm so in the zen, it's unbelievable. In a word, life is perfect. Then, on the way down when I'm dropping my toes down toward plow, I feel that sucking of air and allow myself the merest hint of panic. Surely the universe isn't that cruel. I continue to come fully out of shoulder stand...accompanied by the loudest queef you've ever heard. I'm crushed. I turn bright red. Kyle looks stunned. There's a moment of silence - in honor of the death of my pride, I think. "Did...did you just fart?" "Noooooo." I ended up explaining and dying laughing at the same time. Later, we discussed it in class and I think I'm pretty sure I know how to avoid it: tl;dr - contract your abdominal and pelvic muscles the entire time you're in the pose. If that's too long, release it and breathe, but contract before coming out of the pose and come out slowly. www.nickcody.com.au bartlol.com
7 months ago

ePISode 108?

What you have to understand is that Russia is a very conservative country that never got around to a proper, linear sexual revolution with more things gradually becoming more acceptable. There also weren't any "waves" of feminism, as women were granted all rights and responsibilities right after the revolution and there wasn't the sort of gradual acceptance like there was in the West. Those things are related. Homosexuality was only decriminalized very recently, and taken off the list of mental illnesses very begrudgingly without much public debate around the issue. When the Soviet Union started falling apart, pretty much everything was instantly allowed, porn, prostitution, all at once were out in the open like a shock wave, so the sexuality of a typical Russian is a really weird thing. You're expected to get married and have kids, the younger the better. There is a lot more involvement of your parents and grandparents in a traditional Russian family, many people even live with their parents after getting married and having kids, because realty is very expensive. At the same time, there is a sort of neurotic sexuality everywhere. Russians are very promiscuous. Infidelity is excepted, divorce is almost guaranteed. Sex is supposed to be that thing men do to women, too, which is a remnant of the former, more conservative times. Sex is somehow both a taboo humiliating act done to another person and a normal thing. You're expected to be sexually active, but at the same time, you're also shamed for it quite a lot. The image of any sexual deviation from a certain norm is pretty much a caricature. People confuse transsexuals, homosexuals and pedophiles, too. And this is in a country where you're not even supposed to look weird. The prison culture also has a very strong influence. Lots of people, even educated people, know prison slang and basic laws and rules of prison life. One of those laws is that, basically, the guy who's at the end of the food chain is supposed to take it up the ass. That is a very shameful thing. Then there is the concept of "tolerance" which is almost a swear word in the media. Basically, to distance us from the west, we are told that the West is on decline, because they allow various minorities more rights than "normal people", and they allow women too many rights, so their birth rates are down and they'll all be replaced with Arabs soon. Demographics is a very important issue here, because the population is aging and dying out. There is a derogatory term "tolerast" which is a combination of tolerant + pederast, that describes someone who would allow themselves to be dominated by all those "lesser" beings. The remnant of the idea of an outside enemy who wants to destroy mother Russia by making it weak is pretty strong, too, and a strong Russia is something people want. Then there is the issue that this is a poor country and people have a lot of bigger problems than simple social acceptance. Basically, if you can't afford to raise your children, you still have to live with your mom at 30, and your hospital has rats and no central heating, you don't have the capacity to worry about someone's feelings. Human rights activists are viewed as rich, sheltered fools like those people you might see on /r/TumblrInAction. There isn't much of an open discourse. A whole series of laws appeared at approximately the same time, and I personally think they're a reaction to a strong forming opposition: any organization with foreign funding is supposed to register as a "Foreign agent", which does pretty much nothing, mostly affects charities and makes them seem like CIA spies; you may no longer "offend people's religious feelings", which was written specifically after the Pussy Riot thing; and then there's the law forbidding "propaganda of homosexuality and pedophilia to minors" which was later changed to "denying traditional values". Basically, it's a pretty strong ideological attack on people who aren't happy with the current government. You don't like something? You're an American spy and you want to molest children and you also take it up the ass. THis is from reddit okay. I NEVER STOLE IT!! I GIVE FULL CREDIT TO THE INTERNET xoxoxoxoox twitter/instragram @thenickcody @bartlol www.nickcody.com.au bartlol.com Get some shirts and shIIT. TELL ur mates. 
8 months ago

EPISODE 107?

But examples are not enough. You need to get your feet wet in the pool of plot points (I just awarded myself 10 cheesy metaphor points). Here’s how: on Thursday, I usually post the events of blockbuster movies from all genres. Click here for an find an archive of plot points. Take my list of plot points, and write down each plot point onto an index card. Divide these index cards into columns so that the last card in every column is either a major turning point or an Act break. If you do this regularly, you should develop an intuition for screenplay structure that will make plotting your own screenplays and writing a script outline 10 times easier. What do you think? If you were writing a TV movie based on Charlie Sheen, what would your script outline look like? YOU KNOW THE GUYS ARE GOOD BY NOW! JUST FOLLOW THEM AND TELL UR MATES ABOUT IT ALL!!! YEEAAHHH twitter/instragramalz @bartlol @thenickcody www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au get up in that xoxoxoxoxoxoxo MISS YOUSE 
8 months ago

episodE 106?

A GRAM OF SAUCE PLEASE SIR! 

OKAY THANKS WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

HANKYTZ

THAT IS A NICE NAME MAN> ARE YOU FAMOUS?

YES I AM I AM A SONG PRINCE

PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR MAGIC

NO I NEED IT

OKAY NO

SURE

FUCCCK IT WILL

NAHAHAHAHA instagram twitter @bartl/@thenickcody facebooksz. www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive tell UR FRINEDS>Z  
8 months ago

epiSODE 105?

GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE!! FEEL THE FULL GOOSE! GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE UNDERSTAND THE GOOSE!  In a bowl, mix the teriyaki sauce and stir-fry sauce. Place the whitefish fillets in the mixture, and marinate for about 15 minutes. Heat the oil in a deep fryer or heavy skillet to 365 degrees F (185 degrees C). In a shallow bowl, mix the dry potato flakes, flour, seasoning salt, ancho chile seasoning, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. Place each marinated fish fillet into the mixture to evenly coat. Fry the fish in the heated oil, 1 or 2 fillets at a time, until golden brown and easily flaked with a fork, about 5 minutes. FUCK THAT FISH HARD!! FUCK IT LIKE A PRINCE DOG! FUCK Serve that sweet dish up on your table to friendly cunts.  DONT EVER DO STEP 7!!! IT IS TOOO FAR TO GO!! IF YOU ARE step 7  you are in danger. 
8 months ago

EPIsode 104?

- USS Kelvin, go for Starfleet base. - Starfleet Base. - We sent you a transmission, did you receive? - Kelvin, you double-check those readings? We did heaps of shits in teh warp driv Our gravitational sensors are going crazy here. You should see this. my boner is more powerful than eveaz It looks like a lightning storm. i iz gonna electricute that box lolololol What you've sent us doesn't seem possible. Yes ma'am, I understand, that's why we sent it. twitttierrerrere//instagramzzzz @bartlol @thenickcody www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
8 months ago

EPISODE 103?

GOOOSE MAGIC!!! GOOOOSE MAGIC!! THE MAGIC OF A GOOSE !!! TO LAY THE EGG!! TO SING THE SONG!! TO SWIM ON THE OCEAN AND FLY IN THE SKY!!! GOOOOOSE MAGIC!!! GOOOOOOSE MAGIC!! GOOOOSE DANCING!!! CHOOSE YOUR STYLE OF SURFACE!! WHETHER IT BE WET OR HARD OR FULL OF AIR!!! GOOOOOSE CAPTAIN!! GOOOOSE SLUTT!!!  instagaramz Twwweettier @bartlol @thenickcody facebook!  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
9 months ago

episode 102?

DERNT DERNT DERNT @!!! MAGICAL ROCKY TRAITOR!!! MAGICAL STAR MASTER! MAGICAL BASTARD BINTO!! MAGICAL FINGER!! BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN!!! Get up in this sweet pod pod pod pod!! Feel the waves of freedome!!! instagram/twitter @thenickcody @bartlol facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Give us the sweet ratings and tell ya bloody face friends. Good onya YEEEAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAA!!! Gravy support. 
9 months ago

Episode 101?

EKKY EKKY EKKY!! GET SUM PING PING! We had a little break and now we are bacKKKK!!! IN CHINA BAR EATING THE DRUGS MADE OF DUCK!  YEEEAAAHHH instagram/twitter  @bartlol @thenickycody bartlol.com  nickcody.com.au facebook!!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive LUV MISS U!!! 
9 months ago

Episode 100! SUPER LIVE 100 live 100 Episode LEVEL 100?

Okay you sick wild fukz! It is the 100th wild live super episode! Big thanks to the super excellent fggitz that came to the show! Youse where super ace to the maximum mega ace! Bart and Nick would marry you all if it weren't highly illegal in several dimensions. YOUSE R teh reason for global warming and youse SHULD STOP IT . Just relax okay. GOOD ONYA POOOOFFZZ.  Now this PODCAast is lvl 100 so watch up for some high level shadow bolts and beard charming. NOW FOR POWERLAUGHTER!  HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahAHHAHahA AHHAhHAHahahahHHAHhAhahahaHAHAH ha AHahHAhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH aa HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHHHAAA AHHHHHHHhhhhh  hhhAAAAAAHahHHAHAhah AaH HA AHa hahhaH Aha hA ahh Aha aH AH ahahahhahahahahahahaha Aha AH AH ahHA AH ahhah ah HA HAHaH AHA haHHAHA HA AH ahAHHAH AH AhA hAH ah AHha hA hA
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10 months ago

eeepppiisoooddee 99?

GIRLS AND GUYS LIKE TO DREEAAMMM!!! BIG FAT DREAMSS IN THE MIND!!! DONT RAGE TURN THE PAGE!!! RAP RAP RAPPITY RAP!!!!!

GANGSTA MAGIC!!! live episode very soon! Get on in on taht shit!!! OH YEEAAHHH!!! fat pants phat pants ~~~ www.trybooking.com/CYTW Twitter/instragrams @bartlo @thenickcody facebook!!! CONTACT US THERE CUNZZ www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive  
10 months ago

episode 98!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

GAME OF THRONES!!! GUys!!! THE DRAGONS HAVE SUCH NICE HATS!!! JUST LET THEM INTO YOUR HEART AND RELAX!!!  Live ep coming up!!! 100th one!! YEEWAAAHH SHIT!!!  www.trybooking.com/CYTW twitter/instagramz @thenickcody @bartlol facebookss www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
10 months ago

episode 97 haha xo?

Sweet GAME OF THRONES!! OMG OMG OM GOM GOM GOM GOMGOMGOMGOGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMG ahahahahah sweet sweet flavour times. Get up in that!! GET UP!! GO GO GET UP!!! The 100th episode that is live is coming soon guys! In a week and a half! Keep it fresh and real and come along if you are feeling good and ready to swear into the void! Nick Cody and Bart Freebairn are gonna rip it to bits! Rewind your life and become a dinosaur!  twitter/instagram  @bartlol @thenickcody facebook!!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Live 100th episode!!! GET UP IN THAT!! GET TICKETS!!  HERE!___---_-_--  www.trybooking.com/CYTW
10 months ago

eeeeppisode 96!!?

GONNA GOONNA COME FOR THE SUN LORDS!! FRUIT MASTER GONNA GOONA DANCE AROUND THE HOUSE!!! GONNA GOONAAA DANCE AND SING LIKE A FAAAAAGGGGGGGG OF THE LORD!!! OF THE SUNNN!!!! Nick is the USA at the moment. LOG into this PODCcast to find out how he is going. He is GREAT OKAY. The 100th episode is coming up on the 19th of JUNE!!! GET ON IT DUDES!! TIckets are available. www.trybooking.com/CYTW ;   THIS IS THE LINK!!! PRESS IT OKAY!! THERE IS INFOZZ IN THAT CODE Instagram/twitter @bartlol @thenickcody Facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive TELL YA MATES ABOUT US YA CUUUUNNkkNNNNNNNTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZ lololololololololol
10 months ago

EPISODE 95?

SAUCE SAUCE UP THE WORLD!! TASTE ITS SMOKEY WORLD FLALVOYRZ!!!  TOWN CAR TOWN CAR!!! BOOTY LEGEND TOWN CAR!!!  Remove from oven and cool in pan for about five minutes before turning on to a wire rack to cool completely. Place one cake on a serving platter. Spread with icing and jam, if desired. Top with remaining cake and decorate with more icing and icing flower Get on up in this sweet pod dance with Bart and Nick This time they use their human voices instead of special magic laser information.  twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au facebookszzz www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive YYEEAAAHHH
10 months ago

Episode 94?

SWEET SWEET SWEET LORD! HOLY LORD OF POWER!!! MAGIC LORD LORD LORD OF SWEET SWEET POWER! HOLY SWEET JESUS! HOLY HOLY SWEET SWEET SWEET POWER LORD! OH LORD! OH SWEET JESUS OF THE POWER CAKE! MOTHER OF THE LORD!!! OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD! OOOOOOHHHH!!!! SWWEEETTTT JESUS!!!!!! OOOH OH OH OH INSIDE ME WITH YOUR SPIRIT POWER!!!  OH OH MARY OF THE SCARED DUST JESUS!!!! HOLY HOLY GOOSE LORD! OH OH OH OH SWEET SWEET LORD!  instagram/twitter @thenickcody @bartlol facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive 100th LIVE episdoe coming on 19th of JUne! BE READY FOR IT NOOBSS! 
11 months ago

EEEEPPPIISODEE 93?

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA JUST LET GO AND RELAX LIKE A FACE WOULD RELAX WHEN IT LOOKS AT YOUR MUM!! 
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AHAhahahaha Face off is a great movie please let the magic men know. Bart and Nick are back stronger and more powerful and strong and powerful more than ever more powerful and strong. ThEY are STRONK OKAY. www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com instragram/twitter @thenickcody @bartlol www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive ;
11 months ago

episode 92?

Sweet COMEDY PODCAST OF HAPPINESS AND POWER!! SCREAM INTO THE NIGHT!!

LESS MONEY MORE LORD GEESE! Cook some Bacon and Bless the underPLEASANT!  Twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com  
11 months ago

EpiSODE Ninety one.?

IT IS NICK CODY's BIRTHDAY. SING FOR THAT CUNDOG!  I'm still a wizard house up!If you not drunk ladies & gentlemenGet ready to get drunked upLet's do it, Ha HaMargaritasYou know whatLil JonYeahAll of the alcoholicsWhere you atLets goHey(x8)Let's go!When i walk in the clubAll eyes on meI'm with the party rock crewAll drinks are freeWe like cirocWe love patronWe came to party rockEverybody its onLet's goShots shots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotseverybody (x2)Hey (x21)The ladies love usWhen we pour shotsThey need an excuseTo suck our cocksWe came to get crunkHow 'bout you?bottles uplet's go round twoShots shots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotseverybody (x2)If you ain't getting drunk get the fuck out the clubIf you ain't takin shots get the fuck out the clubIf you ain't come to party get the fuck out the clubNow where my alcoholics let me see ya hands upWhat you drinkin on?Jager bombsLemon dropsButtery NipplesJell-o ShotsKamikazeThree Wise MenFuck all that shitGet me some GinShotsPatron on the rocks and I'm ready for some shotsThe women come around everytime I'm pourin' shotsTheir panties hit the ground everytime I give em shotsSo cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.If you feelin drunk put ya hands in the air& If you tryin to fuck put ya hands in the airNow say I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up)I'm fucked up (I'm fuked up)I'm tryna fuck (I'm tryna fuk)I'm tryna fuck (I'm tryna fuk)Shotspatron on the rocks and i'm ready for some shotsThe women come around everytime I'm pourin' shotsTheir panties hit the ground everytime I give em shotsSo cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.La dad a daLa dad a dad a da (x8)

Read more: LMFAO - SHOTS LYRICS  -------- FULL SICK FANTY GOOSE! ------ www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol
11 months ago

episode 90 LIVE EPISodE LIVE EPISODEZ?

Nick and Bart have gotten the fury of the comedy festival underneath them. Sweet audience show full of power in a little rad room of goodness. Thanks for coming along madFacezz! If couldn't make it then HERE YOU GO WITH WHAT WE RECORDED OKAY! JUST Have  A LISTEN>!!! Thx to Kyle Chindley and Marcus Newman for being sweet and helping us do thing. GOOSE LORDS!!! LIVE MAGIC HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT GET THE FLAYVA!! NUMBA 90!! GIVE US YA POWER!  @bartlol @thenickcody www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com HOT TIMES! 
1 year ago

EPiSOde 89?

Sweet PEOPLE OF THE INTENRFACENETFACETIMES!! SUMFIN 4 DE DRIvv home is HOT AND READY FOR YOUR FACE HOLES! Bart and Nick are bringin you an extra sweet long episode of happy power and goodness! please enjoy the cosmic choir of power that they have woven. BLESS THE SHOCK FIX!!! www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com AHHHH FACEBOOK! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive twitter/instragram @bartlol @thenickcody LUV U MISS U BYE!!! XOXoxoxoXOXOXO
1 year ago

episode ATE TEE ATE (88)?

yeah yeah yeah!! ALL THE LADIES IN THE CLUB! QUICKLY GO TO ALDI AND GET SOME GREAT FOOD FOR A DINNER WITH YOUR UNCLE! YEAH Yeah yeah YEAH!!! ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DO DANCE GET YOUR LEGS IN THE MOVE. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!! THanks for the mad love and magic finger times!! NECROMANCER DANCER FANCY!  Come to Nick and Bart's shows!!! They are excellent! MELBINN COMEDY FESTIVALZZzz!  tickets at  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com sweet lordy! THERE IS MORE LINKAGE twitter/instagramz @thenickcody @bartlol facebookzzz  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
1 year ago

EPISODE 87?

YEEAAH SUPER LORDS! FANCY REDHILL MAGIC TIMES! THis cafe we are in was once my most powerful food shrine. NOW IT IS THE POD DOG HAPPY TOWN!  COme to our shows in Melbourne if you are about.  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com Facebookszz www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive twitter  @bartlol @thenickcody Happy claws. 
1 year ago

episode 86?

YEAH GUYSZ! This is brought to you by iphone wifi power in an airport! WE ARE SPYIES IF THE FUTURE DUDES! JUST GET INTO IT! Late night old stang tang power fist! Bless the fruits of wizards www.nickcody.com.au  www.bartlol.com Get us up in Brisbane this week. STay fresh cunzzz.  luv u miss u xx
1 year ago

EPIsode eightyfive?

SWEET LORDS! Get your sound magic right in the tunnels of mystery. Youse all noe by now what the code words are. JUST Shout them at your love ham. OR Give a dollar to the underworld. THEY NEED IT  Come to our shows hey! We need some help with the comedy faces. YOUR REWARD IS A KINGDOM OF salmons.  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com sweet magic times twwwiiter and instagram @thenickcody @bartlol
1 year ago

episode 8FOUR?

SAUCE OF The drAGON PENIS!  FEEL THE GREEK POWER OF MAGIC!  LOVE YOU GUYS! 

COME TO OUR shOWs www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au 
1 year ago

episode eighty three?

DUDES THIS IS REAL AND FAST! DUDES!! THIS IS A HEART SONG TO STOP THE WHALES FROM BEING SOO SAD AND To SAVE ALL THE FORESTS!  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com GIVE US SOME DOLLAR! COME TO OUR SHOWS!!! WOoooo
1 year ago

episodEEE 82?

Yeah SWEET BIRD LOVERS! YOUSE LIKE SOUND! YOUSE LIKE INFORMATIONS! YOUSE LIKE POWER!??! YOUSE ARE NOT THE POPE! YOUSE ARE NOT SECReT SOUNDS! YOUSE ARE GREASE MASTER!  Feel happy comfortable and free with new maxiblast podbeasts! Brought to you by SUMTHIN 4 DRIV hOMO!  LOVE YOUSE CUNZZzzZZzzz @bartlol @thenickcody Buy tickets to our upcoming shows!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com hot dogs! 
1 year ago

ePIsode eighty One?

Yah yeah yeah yeah feel the beat in your shoes! yeah yeah yeah feel the sound in your feet. AHHH Sweet holy otter of gold. Fill me with your joy tube. FILL ME WITH YOUR LORDY SPIRIT!  The new podSANGO is out! Feel its power ham magic. It is a part 2 from epi 80 lol! We did them back to back. YEAH WE DID IT> NO BODY TELLS US ABOUT SCIENCE!  Bless the horse undercarriage.  LOVE YOU ALL 
NICKY COD.  
1 year ago

episode 80!!!!?

yeeah sweet pants mega lords! NNICK AND BARTLZ AREW BACK! Get into the fun sharing magic! Have the happy pants of joy. Jazz it up. Feel the happiness of jib jib. THIS IS PART ONE OF ANOTHER PART OF A THING THAT IS NOT ALL HERE AT THE MOEMNT COZ OF THE WORLD BEING CRZY Twitter and instaGRAMZZ!  @bartlol @thenickcody facebooook!!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
1 year ago

EPISODE 79!!!!?

GET THE NEWIE UP YA YA YA YAYAYAY GET YA TIME PWOER UP YA! HOT HOT HOT HOT! SPACE IS JUST A BIG MAGIC LAND BROS AND LADY BROS!  Girl I don't need you, but chu need me
Take it off, let if flop, shake it freely
And I don't tell stories, I let em tell theyself
And you aint gotta sell sex, girl, it sells itself, Like nothing else
Yeah I'm a country boy, but that big city bottom fill me up with joy
Aint life grand (life's grand) livin up daddy
Here go da whisper song, baby this is us ready?
Put it on me enthusiastically, what ever it is that chu do, you do it admirably
And I aint choose it, that thang chose me
Its bubba and ying yang, all the way in this thang
YO!
1 year ago

Super BONUS Laugh ENDING OF LIVE TIMES!?

YYEEAAAAHHHH LIVE IN THE LIGHT OF FINT! 
1 year ago

Episode 78 LIVE BUS DRIVE EPISODE?

HEY GUYS THIS IS A LIVE EPISODE ON A BUS ON THE DRIVE HOME FROM A Sweet Live ILOVEGGletters podCAst with Steele SAUSNDRESZ! THE BANANA PROPHET! Please listen to this with the upmost respect for the sweet Sunking and the lord of cakes. Also we acknowledge the traditional owners of teh land. THE DINOSAURS!  I have read in some literature recently that Jesus's wang was also nailed to the cross. I am just wondering if that is true, and if they chose to omit that fact from the bible because of the graphic nature which would be disturbing for kids. I want to be able to tell my kids the whole story about our saviour, regardless of censorship as it is inspiring ( and quiet frankly more inspiring if his willy was nailed to the cross) 

P.s i couldnt find anything on google twitter  @thenickcody @bartlol Facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
1 year ago

episode 77?

GOOOOOOOOD NEW YEAR HAPPY FACES! WE HERE AT SOMETHING AT THE DRIVE HOMMO WISH YOU MANY GIFTS AND POWER UPON YOUR PEOPLEZ.  Please follow us on the facetwitter.  Bless your legs. 
1 year ago

episode 76 CHRISTMAS editions!?

Merry Jesus day of santa excitement! 
1 year ago

EPISODE 75?

YYEAAAH XMAS JESUS SMACKDOWN SEX LOUNGE HAMBONE PRESENT TIME!  FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES AND NEVER FORGET THEIR SACKS!  LUV U GUYS! STay SAFE!!  Please tell your mates to listen to us and they can be saved.  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol
1 year ago

EPIsode seventy four?

Yeah SUMTHIN 4 de drive home IS BACK IN FINTY Business! Get your ice pwoers ready to use full upgrade magic!  Special buzzing magic episode of gravy and iphone recording!  follow us on the internet  ya poofzzzz!  Luv u MISS u 
1 year ago

epiSODE seventy thr33?

COME ON DUDES! JSUT RELAX AND ENJOY A bonus extra large special episode of power and vegetables!  Bless your JEsus hands  GOOD ON YA !! twitter @thenickcody @bartlol yeah yeah footy
1 year ago

episode 72?

BUFF BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM TISH TISH BOOM !!

FUNTY! GRIMBO!

SCRINTY!!

NEW SUPER POD! THIS IS NICK AND BART's WILL SUPER GLAND Adventure time! WE HAVE A SOUND empire. OBServe us with YOUR EARS xxx  
1 year ago

EpisOde Seventeeeeee 1?

TIME FOR SOUND CRIMBO YA WILD CARNDOGS!!! Be the wind and trees and feel the magic in your wood and blow it upon the universe. Feel free and powerful. That is what buddha said. He is full of beans and know how. He even fixed a door once and whittled a nice stick.  GOOD ON YA HOOTER LORDS! Be free from stuff and have a nice time. 
1 year ago

EPISODE seventy?

Geese are waterfowl belonging to the tribe Anserini of the family Anatidae. This tribe comprises the genera Anser (the grey geese), Branta (the black geese) and Chen (the white geese). A number of other birds, mostly related to theshelducks, have "goose" as part of their name. More distantly related members of the Anatidae family are swans, most of which are larger than true geese, and ducks, which are smaller. GOOSES ARE SICK WILD ANIMALS!!! LOVE THOSE CARNTZZZ HARD LOL TWTITTERTER @bartlol @thenickcody  facebook!!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive/info
1 year ago

epIsode 69!!!! AHAHAHAHAH 69 LOL!!!!! part 2 inception oxox?

OKAY FANCY INTERNET WARIOS! You have MADe it to the magic number episode where the number everyone wants is here. Numbers have power and sometimes when you think of a number hard enough you will shot fireballs and magic at evil animals and spirits. That is what the army does but they don't say because everyone will think they are skirts who don't like wrestling. THis also part 2 of our inception series!  ONE AGAIN YOU GET SOME UNDERGROUND TRUTH LOL!

Stay safe and full of magic beans you will CARNTZZ! Be SAFE OK! CALL ME WHEN YOU GET HOME LOLOlOL NO RLY DO IT luv u  
1 year ago

EpisodE sixty Eight?

THIS IS THE FIRST OF A 3 PART INCEPTION SERIES BY NICK AND BART! It is really deep and hard to understand but if you are asleep you will surely get it in the face and mind like a true champion of flavour and clouds. Only the true of heart and groin will pass the rabbit of fant. 
PART ONE 

PART ONE LOL!!!

WAKE UP AND EAT A SPINACK SLEEPYJACK!   Good onya for the sweet internet love! itunes reviews are sweet and great and we have twtitttereerer and facefcebaooksz also @thenickcody and @bartlol www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive also we have websites  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au luv youse. 
1 year ago

EPISODE 67$$$$$$$ part two?

YEEAAAHH THIS IS THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS TIED UP AND ALL THE ANSWERS COME INTO YOUR BRAIN BOX GET INTO SUPER BROS and BINTS!  STAY FRESH AND FULL OF MAD LOVE POWER!  Thanks for the itunes love!  Also here is out twitters and stuff  @bartlol @thenickcody facebooks!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
1 year ago

episode 66!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! part one lol?

YEAH BROZZZ AND LADIESZZZ!!! Get part one of NICK AND BART's odessy podcast epic attack. FEEL THE BEE POWER!  GIVE US SOME INTERNET MAGIC POWER!  TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY !!!
1 year ago

EPISODE SIXTY five?

Parfait is a French word literally meaning "perfect" commonly employed to describe a kind of frozen dessert GET SOME KNOWLEDGE UP IN YOUR CLACKERS YA FARKING CUN DOGS!  Luv youse.  x xoxox xoxo
1 year ago

epiSODe NINTENDO64!?

This Episode the rare and elusive Talia (NICK's SPECIAL lady) is caught on tape. Now this podcast as all the makings of a powerful wizards spell! Be ready for the magic that continues into the distance and the mystical badgers that grip all of our souls!  Bart has a fringe show on at the moment! If you are in Melbourne go to www.bartlol.com to find out more!  Thanks for the itunes love!  Also here is out twitters and stuff  @bartlol @thenickcody facebooks!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Have a jolly fine day sirS AND LADIES!! 
1 year ago

episode Ssixty threee?

GET YOUR PANTS READY FOR FUN AND DANGER! The lord doth eat the magic claws of cheese. Release your ego and put a face tan on the rich sled.  follow our exploits on the internets. Search our namesakes on the googlsz. thx babez. luv u. 
1 year ago

epiSODe sixty two?

Impress your guests with this satisfying dessert made from layers of golden biscuits and filled with zesty lemon cream. Preparation Time 45 minutes Cooking Time 30 minutes Ingredients (serves 8) 180g butter, at room temperature 155g (3/4 cup) caster sugar 1 tsp finely grated lemon rind 1 egg, lightly whisked 100g (2/3 cup) plain flour 40g (1/4 cup) self-raising flour 2 tbs cornflour Lemon filling 2 x 300ml ctns thickened cream 175g lemon curd Lemon syrup 1 lemon 100g (1/2 cup) caster sugar 125ml (1/2 cup) water Method Preheat oven to 180°C. Draw eight 20cm-diameter discs on 8 sheets of non-stick baking paper. Line 2 baking trays with 2 sheets, pencil-side down. Use an electric beater to beat the butter, sugar, lemon rind and egg in a bowl until pale and creamy. Sift in the combined flours and cornflour. Stir to combine. divide mixture into 8 portions. Spread 2 portions evenly over discs on trays. Bake for 4-6 minutes or until light golden. Transfer to a wire rack to cool. Repeat, in 3 more batches, with remaining mixture. To make the lemon filling, use an electric beater to beat the cream until soft peaks form. Fold in the lemon curd. Place 1 biscuit on a serving plate. Spread with 1/2 cup of filling and top with another biscuit. Repeat with remaining biscuits and filling, finishing with a layer of filling. Cover and place in the fridge overnight to set. To make lemon syrup, peel lemon and cut rind into thin strips. Juice lemon. place rind in a saucepan. Cover with boiling water. Bring to boil. drain. Repeat twice. add sugar, water and lemon juice to pan. stir over medium heat until sugar dissolves. increase heat to high. Boil for 2-3 minutes or until syrup thickens. Set aside to cool. Pour syrup over cake. Top with rind. FOLLLOW BART AND NICK ON TWitter!  @bartlol and @thenickcody  BE happy and eat some cake dudes. 
1 year ago

EPISODE sixty One?

A new fresh podcast for the week! You guys should realise by now what is written in this section is not really important. It is all for the lulz and giggle festivals. So here it goes. BART AND NICK ARE IN  A DANGEROUS CAVE AND THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY ALL THESE WILD DISCO BEASTS THE ONLY WAY TO GET OUT OF THE CAVE SAFE IS FOR THE GUYS TO DANCE REALLY HARD AND WITH THEIR LEGS LIKE THEY ARE MADE OF POWERFUL LIGHT ARMOUR AND KISSES OF ANGELS. CAN NICK SUMMON HIS POWERFUL YOGA ENERGY TO PLEASE THE BEASTS AND DANCE THEM INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION.  FEEL THE MUSIC MAGIC!  Have a great weekend and week and time span NOOBS! GET THE FANTO ALIVE!  TWITTER @bartlol @thenickcody  facebook! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
1 year ago

episode SIXTY!!?

yeah bros and LADIES!!! Bart and Nick go to YOGA!!! THAT IS RIGHT! NIck goes into the belly of the beast! ARE YOU READY FOR THE YOGA FUN TANG? NO YES NO YES NOT YES??!??!?! 

Get your powerful aura vision ready for the sound pod of the DECADE UNIVERSE CENTURY! twitter!!! @thenickcody @bartlol Facebooks! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Good on ya for the nice itunes love! YOUSE R TOPS FANTY! luv ya  
1 year ago

epIsode fifty NINE?

Yeah sweet masters of the sound claw. The lawns of your discontent will soon be mown and your powerful grasps on reality will disappear into deep slumber! THIS PODMOON Bart and Nick talk about the dark lords who control the skies and our foods we eat with our mouth. Beware of the gourmet demons! ONLY YOU CAN CONTROL IF YOU ARE IN A DREAM!  Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol Facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Thanks for the mad itunes LOVEZZ!  have a great time ya bloody cunLAMPS! 
1 year ago

EpiSODE fifty Eight.?

yeeaah sweet dogs. Live kitchen episode of glory! Get your jowls into it.  All that stuff. Have a happy week LOLOLOLOl
1 year ago

Episode fifty Seven?

BAAAAAAAAAAAA! The power of dreams and war allow us to be magical face bots! ALL HAIL THE POWERFUL CODY AND HIS BEER LIFTS!  twitter @bartlo @thenickcody! 

GET YA POWER INTO THE WORLD YA POOFOOZZ 
1 year ago

epIsode fifty sex?

HOLY MONDO LOVE ANGELS! THE DRIVE HOME MEN ARE IN THE SIDECAR OF LIFE! Welcome to a happy full episode with special appearances from Nick's gf Talia and KANO the master criminal from Mortal Kombat. Just remember processed foods might be bad for you but they taste really good. Your face might say oh no I want yams but your soul screams for sweet sweet twinkies and salted corn.  twitter @thenickcody @bartlol  LOVE YOUSE HEAPS AYE!! GET ON BOARD THE FANCY TRAIN! 
1 year ago

episode fifty fivE?

The fancy lords are back and full of peat fury! Listen to the podCarnt and hear things about drinking and achieving a state of no mind. Just relax bro! It is cool lady face! I believe in you.  Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
1 year ago

Episode fifty FOUR?

HEY BROS AND SISRTROS! BE FRESH AND REALX IN THE UNIVERSE! 
1 year ago

episode fifty three?

I'm confused in my direction of upppp

(Lil Jon)
If you're not drunk ladies and gentleman
Get ready to get emotion and incoherent
Lets do itt
Haha
LMFAO
You know it
Lil Jon
Yeaah
All of the alcoholics
Where you at
Lets go
Hey hey hey hey uh huh hey hey hey hey
Lets go yeah!
(LMFAO)
When i walk in the club
All eyes on me
I'm with the party rock crew
All drinks are free (all drinks are free)
We like Ciroc
We love Patron
We came to party rock
Everybody its on!

Shots shots  FANT FANT FANT shots shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
Everybody
Shots shots shots shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots GOOSEY HIP shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
Everybody TWITTER  @bartlol @thenickcody
1 year ago

Episode Fifty Two?

Okay guys. It is full on hardcore dance time. Get your genitals out and jump from the shadows like a wild career mastermind.  Bless the minty fresh perceptioin of the buddha sandwich. Glass destroyers will make short work of us all.  TWITTER! @thenickcody @bartlol FACEBOOK www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
1 year ago

episodE fifty One?

YEEAAAH SWEEETTT LORDY PANTS! The power agrevated assault and sauce shall reign down upon youse all as the goosey slime magic encapsulates your souls! Just relax and be merry. Do some nice shinty to the vast and glorious negative space and symbolise ur FACE!  Bart and Nick will guid you no where in particular nor shall they say anything of value.  PANTS GIBLETS!  Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol FACEBOOKZZZ www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
1 year ago

Episode Fiddy?

Yeah boyzzz and guuuuuuurrrllzzzz! TEH DUDES OF POWAH r back at it againzzz! B REEL TO URSELF AND UR FRIENDS BUT REMEMBER How U TREAT THE ONES U LUV is important to become a battlefield general. HOWEVERZZZ HOW U Treat THOSE U DUN NOE Will tell TEH world if U R A BIG CARNT OR NOT LOL! EAT DIKCS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Shorter episodes for a bit lol! NICK IS IN THE UNDERWORLD doing craaazzy tunes as a dj.  facebooks www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive twitter @thenickcody @bartlol Be magical in ur pink bits ya poozfs
1 year ago

BONUS POWER EPISODE!?

Yeah brozz. Bart and Nick are working on stuff so here is a little taste of some rad powerful magic that the wild dogs have put together for you! FEEL THE MAGIC!!! 
1 year ago

episode forty nine?

Yeaaaahhhh daawwwgg!! Get a liver detox up ya!!! FULL POWER TIGHTS!!!  Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol
1 year ago

episode 4teeEight?

YEEEAAAHHH GIT UR POWER HAM HERE! The dudes have summoned the power of hounds to knaw upon the edges of reality. 
1 year ago

episode 47!!!!?

YYEEAAAH SWEET holders of the genitals of DESTINY!! PLEASE DO A HEAR LISTEN AND BE AWESOME!!! 


WOOOOOOOOOOo 
1 year ago

epIsode forty SIX?

YYEEAHH HTH EGYUZ ARE BACK! GET SOME NWE SOUND POWER INTO YOU! Get round and powerFILLED LIKE A SAUSAGESZ!!
1 year ago

ePisode 45?

YYEEAaahhhhHHH First show back for Bart and Nick after comedy festival. The guys are just chiling out in the fant cave being wild dogs.  LIVE THE DREAM LOLz
1 year ago

Live show bonus applause.?

YEAAAH BONUS FUN! LISTEN TO THIS TO BE HAPPY AND MAGIC! 
1 year ago

fourTEE fOur LIVE SHOW!!! BOOM?

Sweet angels and magical faces will appear in your mind after you eat these sound muffins. Nick and Bart are in a sold out disabled toilets doing mad beats and songs. FEEL THE MAGIC! SOme crazy stuff happend and U can hear it with your powers. 

USE THE INTERNETZZ. USE UR POWERZ!

LIVE SHOW BAM BAM! HATS AND ALL!  
1 year ago

FOURTY THREE?

YYEEEAAAHHHHHHH OOOMMMGGGZZZ! JUST a little quick one from the wild lords of the deep! BART AND NICK ARE doing the live episode at softbelly Details!  22nd of April! 4.30pm! SoftbellyBAR little bourke street in MLEBOURENZ.  IF YOU CANT COME WE WILL UPLOAD THAT SHIT INTO THE INTERENETNZ Get yur face into gear. 
1 year ago

episode forty two?

EEEEEEeeeEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bot bot bot bo tbo Bart and NNICK Are back and powerful! GHost sex and tomato foam are on the chopping block! Feel the mighty power of the bliss eagle as it soars out upon the cloud! Follow us on the internet and come to our shows! Bless your kind souls! 
2 years ago

Episode fourty One?

Yeah boyz and GIURLzzz. It is that time again. Bart and NIck have obtained the power of the musk tanty and have the gusto to weild it. How you feel about that? Think fast because soon you will be enveloped by powerful podMAGIC and your ear recievers will never be the same.  Remember it is comedy festival time so there are podBINTs a little more regularly than usual. If you are in town please come along and check the dooooodz out. They are hell sick at the comedy. Do the internet magic love if you get the time. Twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol along with some other secret finger moves in the shadows. 

bless the pantsuit of destiny!!!

Take care of your bones lol 
2 years ago

episodE fourTEE?

Yeah boyzzzzz and gurlzz here is another poddy pod pod for youuse this week! We are doing a few extra during comedy festivalzzz! Get into it loLOLOLOLO!!!! Have a happy time in your lives regardless of what sort of pants you wear.  Check out Bart and Nick's shows if you are in Melbourne! Do the internet dance if you feel like it. Like stuff and do reviews and blah blah farkin blah! 

 
2 years ago

episode thirty nine?

YEEAAAHHH BROZZZZ BART N NICK HAVE COME BACK EARLY WITH MORE POWER! Listen to those wild faces talk about poems and Kyle CHindlerz. We have a longer more powerful episode for you today as a special for Melbourne comedy festival! Get into it. +3 to killing manky!  Twitter! @thenickcody @bartlol Totally eat some mad cakes for us ya poofs! 
2 years ago

episode 38?

Yeah man! Nick and Bart are back with a listener letter and some very happy talk about PANTS AND THE UNIVERSE! Yeah whatever dudes you will figure it out as you watch it with your ear receptors! Get some power in your mind cavern and ready yourself for fun bags!!!! Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol! Also if you are in MElbourne please come to our comedy festival shows! Yeah man!! WOOT luv u miss u.  All episodes of COPS, with the exception of the first season, begin with the disclaimer, "COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law." The first season disclaimer was slightly different by stating, "COPS is filmed on location as it happens. All suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law."
2 years ago

EPISODE thirty seven.?

YEeeaahhh broMASTERS! Another beast of sound is being unleashed upon your ear machines. Get your teeth fancy and your binty.  BOOM BOOM BOOM!  CHOCOLATE PANTS! 
Pooping in your underwear. Soiling yourself. Having Poop in your pants. Usually occurring in children and those who are not potty trained. Kevin: What the hell is that smell? 
Nancy: Smells like someone crapped themselves 
Uriah: Yeah no shit. Probably Tom! 
Tom: Hell no! its that retard Eric! 
Eric: Uh...anyone got a clean set of drawers?
2 years ago

episode 36?

YEAAAHHH ITS TIme again dudes and POOF MASTERS And animal lords and bacon demons! It is time for deadly talking and wild sounds to attack your ears.  HERE IS A RECIPE FOR SOME SWEET CAKES!!! follow us on the internet! twitter @bartlol and @thenickycody get ya faces on our facebook page lololoLOLOL maybe some itunes love if you are feeling fresh.  125g packet chocolate cookies, roughly broken 75g unsalted butter, melted 85g dark chocolate, chopped 250g packet cream cheese 250g ricotta 2/3 cup (150g) caster sugar 250ml thickened cream Method Grease and line an 18cm (base measurement) springform pan. To make the base, place the cookies in a food processor or blender and process until it resembles coarse breadcrumbs. Add butter and continue to process until well combined. Remove the crumb mixture and, using your hands, press into the base of the prepared pan, until the surface is smooth and even. Cover and chill for 20 minutes. Meanwhile, place the chocolate in a small heatproof bowl over a saucepan half-filled with simmering water (make sure the bowl doesn't touch the water). Use a metal spoon to stir occasionally until the chocolate melts and is smooth. Remove from the heat and cool to room temperature. Place the cream cheese, ricotta, and sugar in the bowl of an electric mixer and beat for a couple of minutes or until well combined. Add the thickened cream and continue beating for 5 minutes or until mixture is smooth and thick. Pour the mixture into the pan over the biscuit base and smooth the surface. Drizzle with the melted chocolate and swirl lightly with a knife to create ripple effect. Freeze for 2 hours or until solid. To serve, carefully remove the cheesecake from the pan. Serve immediately with cream or berries.
2 years ago

episode therty fiVE?

JOLLY GOOD DAY TO YOUR RACE FACES RIGHT NOW PANTS MASTErs! Welcome to a fancy in the bag episode! Bart and NIck are touring around the place so this podDANGLE comes from the deep past of powerful minge.  Then the Buddha addressed all the monks once more, and these were the very last words he spoke: "Behold, O monks, this is my last advice to you. All component things in the world are changeable. They are not lasting. Work hard to gain your own salvation." Then the Buddha lapsed into the jhana stages, or meditative absorptions. Going from level to level, one after the other, ever deeper and deeper. Then he came out of the meditative absorption for the last time and passed into nirvana, leaving nothing whatever behind that can cause rebirth again in this or any other world. Follow us on the twitterzz! @thenickcody and @bartlol!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!
2 years ago

EPISODE thirty floor?

OK! Bart and NICK are changing places and talking about being relaxed and not getting stressed of poop or toilet Jesus. Just enjoy your journey while you are here lol!  PEACE TO UR FACE AND SOUL! 
2 years ago

episode 33!!!!!?

Hey boonDOGS! We are in a rad room with super sandwiches talking about being free with your heart and true to being from SPAIN! For your information Spain is wonderful and very special. Please follow us on the twitter and facebuk and also on the internet we have the google with our hearts and minds. Give in the the flavourzzz. Relax okay!! LUV YOUSE! 
2 years ago

episode THIRTYTWO?

Yeeaahhhh dawgszzzz!! HERE Is teh definetion of sauce! PLease read it and become more powerful!  In cooking, a sauce is liquid, creaming or semi-solid food served on or used in preparing other foods. Sauces are not normally consumed by themselves; they add flavor, moisture, and visual appeal to another dish. Sauce is a French word taken from the Latin salsus, meaning salted. Possibly the oldest sauce recorded is garum, the fish sauce used by the Ancient Romans. Sauces need a liquid component, but some sauces (for example, pico de gallo salsa or chutney) may contain more solid elements than liquid. Sauces are an essential element in cuisines all over the world. PLEASE LET THIS KNOWLEDGE GIVE YOU FLAVA TO UR EARS!!!ZZZ!! follow us on twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol Happy pants. 
2 years ago

EPIsode thirty ONE?

Yeah boys! U WANNA NOE About AMWAY and the secret spy power of selling??! Well tune into the this super mega secret episode and be amazed at how bart and nick are totally on the money and should be really rich. YEAAH!! Give us some internet love if you get the time. TWITTER @thenickcody and @bartlol facebookpage and itunes love if you get the time!! YEEAAAHH CARNTZ
2 years ago

epIsode tHirtee?

Heeeyyy yeeaahh go back to where you came from!!! Get it into you! Bart and Nick are full of fury and righteous power. Listen to the voices of the past and feel the happiness. Dance and enjoy your faces. Live the dream. Follow on the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody Take care babezzzzzz
2 years ago

epIsode 2NINe?

Sweet sweet Words of magic wisdom coming from the mouths of powerful wizards right into your magic brain pods. DO you like farms? DO you like computers? Well why not combine them. Become and ethnic mastermind of digital potatoes.  BLESS YOUR VEGETABLES! Remember to give us some love. @bartlol and @thenickcody on the twitter, rate us on itunes and see us on the facebook. YOU ARE FANCY! 
2 years ago

Episode twenty eighT?

OMGZZzzZZZ Guyz we have total outside podVECHILE power once again. Nick and Bart are in the backroom room of an awesome bar doing a podcast after doing a podcast. INCEPTION MUCH CUUNT? We have special surprise visitors and there is madness and joy in the air! Get your pants in your pants and get ready for improved audio quality and silly talking turned up to maximum. Show us some love if you get a chance. itunes reviewz and twitter fun @thenickcody and @bartlol. Stay happy and true to yourselfzzz!! LUV U MISS U XOXoxoXOXOXOo
2 years ago

epiSode twenty seveN?

Happy new years. Nick and Bart talk about time and the power of the group. The guys also talk on the subject of fighting and being a human. Follow us on twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol. Have a great day! 
2 years ago

episode twentySIX?

Yeeeaaahhhh new years includes wristies for bacon and xmas aftermath! Get into ya poofs! twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol
2 years ago

Episode twenty FIve?

yyeaaahhhh broozz itz xmas or should I say FUCK YOU! Eat a bag of slongs ya juice monkey. Nick and Bart are totes festival and doing mad gifts all over the shop! Oi get some internet loving and do it on us! Twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol and follow us on the facebookz or rate the itunes 5 starz plx. LOL CARNTS! 
2 years ago

EpisOde TwEnty4?

Yeeeaaaaaahhh old people and vidya games! Get ya god mode firing on all cylinders! POWER HAND! Twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol
2 years ago

episode twenty THree?

Yeeaahhhhh!!!!!! Nick and Bart talk about China and sports along with alternative medience and computer games. Get into it and be happy and free with your pants and mind! @thenickcody and @bartlol
2 years ago

episode twenty TWO?

OMG OMG OMG FARKING! We talk about stuff okay! STUFF YA BLOODY DESCRIPTIONZZ! JUST BE HAPPY AND LIVE LIFE! BE FRee! Follow us on twiiter @thenickcody and @bartlol
2 years ago

Bonus FUN!?

Yeeeeaahhhh! Bonus episode of fun! Get into it ya silly duffers! Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol
2 years ago

ePisode twenty ONE?

Nick and Bart talk about race and computer games AGAIN! FARKING TALKING ABOUT CULTURE AND SEXually transmitted infections along with pokemon. Get into it poofs. Follow us on twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol. LUV youse! 
2 years ago

episode twenty?

AHhhhHH we have a farkin echo yeah! It is fancy coz we are rockstarszzz. Mining sites, dogs and the words that a man would use! Get into it carnts. SKYRIM! Check out the twitterz @bartlol @thenickcody happy face. 
2 years ago

episodE nineteen?

This week Bart and Nick hit up some really hard thinking issues. They are pretty much reporters and stuff hay. Is stuff bad? Listen and find out. Do the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody magic pants! 
2 years ago

epIsode eighteen?

food, culture, aids and the universe. Get your ears involved! Twitter love @bartlol @thenickcody miss youse! 
2 years ago

episode 7eventeen?

Hipsters and punching. How do you look? Meditation competitions. Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol take it easy LOL! Miss YOUSE! 
2 years ago

Episode sixteeN?

History, Spirit quests, kebabs and the lost words of Jesus! Don't believe anything we say. Except for follow us on the twitters and facebooks! @thenickcody and @bartlol
2 years ago

episode FiftEEn?

Sports, Robot legs, Swear words (surprise) and ladies basketball. 
2 years ago

episOde fourteEn?

Pooping in public, enemy of the state and how to make lots of money! Follow us on twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody! You guys are great! Stay safe! Luv youse! 
2 years ago

epiSode thirteen?

TAPAS! We love food but hate small bits that cost a lot. That makes us savages who want hamburgers. We love you all. Please send chips. Follow us on twitterz @thenickcody and @bartlol
2 years ago

epiSode twelve?

Wealth, Games and the shifting sands of time. Delve into the mystery and come out dirty. Follow us on the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody or the facebook Something for the Drive Home. Miss U LuV U bye xox
2 years ago

episOde EleVen?

We love you very much. Bart and Nick talk about festivals, movies and many other silly things that can be fit into a half of an hour period of time. No offense intended to all of you out there with shoes or Spanish heritage. Bless the face of the Universe! Follow us on twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody xoxoox 
2 years ago

Episode TEN?

HOLY COW! Guyz! This is the number 10 episode. THis happens only once just like your tenth birthday or something lol! Nick and Bart talk of the amazing chances the world of the pod has given them and much much more. Do you want to go into space and eat a sandwich? Well listen to this and go from there. LUv youse. 
2 years ago

episode NiNe?

OMG OMG OMG! Silly talking, bubble tea, radio competitions, ear infections and the universe! Bart and Nick really care about you guys. Be safe. @thenickcody @bartlol. Check out our facebookzzz lol. xoxoxo 
2 years ago

episode Eight?

Yep that's right ladies and gentlemen Bart and Nick are back and they are talking about Jesus and the power of sexitimes. Get into it! Follow us on the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody
2 years ago

EPisode Se7en?

haaay guys! Bart and Nick are back and they are talking about some very important issues. Vegetables for instance oh yeah and what it means to be man. A MAN! OKAY MAN MAN! Tell your friends and enjoy the sounds while having a giggle. Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol
2 years ago

EPisode Six?

Nick hates yoga. Bart tries to find where the tension is and relieve it with some special yoga/pilates moves. Lots of silly offensive fun! Enjoy. Luv youse xoxo
2 years ago

EpIsode FIVe?

OMG Bart and Nick are in the backyard talking about things that make Nick Angry. Punchable faces and movies stars are just a few things we jump upon and beat with words. Please enjoy this silly rabble of fun monkey power. 
2 years ago

EpisodE Four?

Omg HOly shit. They are back and full of beans. Feel the full force of silly talk and cafe amibence as this digital devil claws playfully at your ears. Bart and Nick talk about Zelda, Japanese people and lasers. Among other things. Luv youse. 
2 years ago

episode Three?

Bart and Nick talk about lost search engines, sport vampires and more! Enjoy the sweet sweet banter on the drive home. Thanks for listening. You are all awesome. 
2 years ago

Episode two?

OMg guys! Bart and Nick are pretty offensive in this one. Don't let it get you all angry pants. It is all in silly Jests of some boys eager to be loved. Zombies, Magic words and much more! Also please rate us on the itunes and follow our silly talking on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol
2 years ago

Episode One?

Listen to Nick Cody and Bart Freebairn talk of facebook trolling and the evil movie overlords. 
2 years ago

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