BART FREEBAIRN

Wild Biscuit Master!
Read my bio here.
Bart is a stand up comedy comedian. He has been doing comedy for a while now and travels around Australia doing comedy to people and whatever else is around. Having had the pleasure some lovely festivals like Melbourne comedy festival, Adelaide Fringe festival and Brisbane Comedy Festival Bart has had people who work at newspapers write some nice things about him. If you want him to write or perform something funny just send an email to info@bartlol.com

Here are some quotes for you to look at. Have a great day!

"…a joy to watch" The Age ****

" …turns ordinary tales into wonderful adventures"
Adelaide Advertiser ****

bart news

New Year Fun Magic?

Hey friends! Happy Merry Times and Santa hugs.

My Melbourne Comedy festival show is on Sale! Get into it! It is gonna be SOOOO off the chain!

www.trybooking.com/245324

That is all for now! Stay powerful. I have been on the high seas doing comedy on cruise ships. They are pretty wild fun.
5 days ago

OMG SWEET FUTURE?

HEY BUDDIES! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CAPSLOCK THIS UPDATE! I HAVE A SWEET TRIAL COMING UP WITH MY BUDDIES ANGUS GORDON AND DANIELLE WALKER ON THE 1ST OF SEPTEMBER! GET INTO IT!

CHECK OUT THE DETAILS AT THIS LINK

trybooking.com/MFTO

STAY TUNED FOR MORE FUN! IN THE MEANTIME CHECK OUT MY PODCASTS! THEY ARE ON THE PAGE OR SEARCH THEM ON ITUNES OR YOUR PREFERRED POD PLATFORM.

WE ARE NOT DOCTORS
FINTY GRIMBLES
SPIRIT BLAST
SOMETHING FOR THE DRIVE HOME
4 months ago

Fun fun! SUN SUN! ?

Wonderful Super Comedy friends! Welcome to my website if you have not visited before! I have just finished a super successful run of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival and it was a blast! Some super good 4 and 5 star reviews and some really fun shows. Thanks for coming if you made it along!

Here is what is next!!!

Sydney Comedy Festival! It is gonna rock! 27th - 30th of April! Tickets here

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=1241

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Next up is Perth Comedy Festival! Western buddies get on board! It is gonna rock! From the 11th - 14th of May!!! Tickets below!

perthcomedyfestival.com/single-event?show_id=734

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There are more fun things brewing away! But for now


Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use. They come out weekly! There are also pod boxes on my website which you are reading.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!


Peace and magic gravy friends!
7 months ago

Power Year Ignite!?

LET THIS BE A GREAT YEAR! I got fallout 4 for my birthday so I am really making the most of the year so far. Lots of great work getting done at my house at night.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!

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www.trybooking.com/JZFG

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Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use. They come out weekly! There are also pod boxes on my website which you are reading.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!



Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick! It is gonna be sooo fun!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here! There will be a new one out soon!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

Stay cool and be rad x
10 months ago

2016 super fun?

Super times 2016?
Happy Holidays friends! Have a good time eating and enjoying friends and family. Thanks for being such great buddies.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!


www.trybooking.com/JZFG

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!



Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/

In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here! These are selling fast!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

I am turning 36 on the 9th of Jan also. Whoa time flies when you are alive.
11 months ago

Super times 2016?

Happy Holidays friends! Have a good time eating and enjoying friends and family. Thanks for being such great buddies.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!


www.trybooking.com/JZFG

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!



Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/

In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here! These are selling fast!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

I am turning 36 on the 9th of Jan also. Whoa time flies when you are alive.
11 months ago

Happy Holidays!?

Happy Holidays friends! Have a good time eating and enjoying friends and family. Thanks for being such great buddies.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!

www.trybooking.com/JZFG

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!

Tickets for Melbourne Comedy festival will be up soon!

Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/


In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

Merry times!
11 months ago

Holiday Pals! ?

Hey guys! I hope this finds you well with Christmas coming up. I am almost done all my gigs for the year.

I am at the Comedy Store in Sydney up until the 18th! Come along it is such a good night.

Also I am doing World Bar on the 12th, Cafe Lounge on the 13th and The Enmore Comedy Club on the 14th!

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!

Tickets for Melbourne Comedy festival will be up soon!

Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/


In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

Merry times!
12 months ago

Friends! ?

Hey guys!

I have two new podcasts out!

Spirit Blast - A guided meditation full of maximum Buddha

and

Finty Grimbles - Me being full of finty silly powers!

Check them out! Just search them on your favourite pod platform! They should be there!

I am at the Comic's Lounge next week! 11th - 14th of November! Come say g'day. I am support the powerful Tom Ballard.

Also the week after I am in Perth. Shapiro's on Tuesday 17th, The National Wednesday 18th, Charles Hotel Thursday 19th, Lazy Susan's Friday 20th, Little Creatures Fremantle Saturday 21st! Get into it Western Lords!

The week after I am hosting a sweet new room Tommy Dassalo and Ben Vernel are running! Catfish Comedy at Catfish in Fitzroy Melbourne town! Tuesday 24th! Also that week I am up at Crab Lab! Wednesday the 25th! Sweet times!

Peace out mega claws xoxox
1 year ago

mega times?

Hey super internet Friends! things are bubbling along nicely! I have my last Fringe show tonight! Friday the 2nd of October! Thanks for coming along if you did. It was a blast. I have a fancy live show record coming up this Sunday on the 4th!

6.30pm at Dirty Secrets which is a really sweet bar at 80 Smith street collingwood. The tickets are 10 bucks just to cover costs but if you really want to come and bring cool pals you can just come! Just email me you are coming at tix@bartlol.com we can sort it out! Stay fresh!

www.trybooking.com/JDPD

It will be a blast if you can make it.

I am off to Sydney next week and Tassie the week after that!

New Podcasts are coming along nicely!

Spring times!

Stay powerful
1 year ago

Fringe Magic and Pod Genesis?

GUys! It is all happening. I am giving birth to new pods! They are on the rise. Close now! joy crazy gravy.

Melbourne Fringe is in full swing! Get involved The show is juicy and fun. Here are the details


16th of September - 2nd or October! 8pm! Get on it! Tix at the door of the Imperial Hotel or at this link! The door is a good way to avoid booking fees and stuff. Just bring clams to the hotel!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/program/event/view/1580c881-600b-48b6-ae57-791e64e3d900

Also! I am doing a live record of some of my sweet goodtime zingers over two Sundays! The 27th of September and the 4th of October at 6.30pm at Dirty Secrets which is a really sweet bar at 80 Smith street collingwood. The tickets are 10 bucks just to cover costs but if you really want to come and bring cool pals you can just come! Just email me you are coming at tix@bartlol.com we can sort it out! Stay fresh!

www.trybooking.com/JDPD
1 year ago

Super New Shows! ?

Hey wild lords! Great festival magic times coming up! New comedy and joy ready for your face! It won't be super shiny but it will be fun and fancy!

WOOOO

Sydney Fringe!!! 1st, 3rd and 5th of September! 7.15pm!! Get on it!

www.sydneyfringe.com/whats_on/event/7bfa6def-f7d6-496a-ab04-415939af8ca5/

Melbourne Fringe! HOLYCRAP! IT IS GONNA ROCK!!!!

16th of September - 2nd or October! 8pm! Get on it! Tix at the door of the Imperial Hotel or at this link!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/program/event/view/1580c881-600b-48b6-ae57-791e64e3d900
1 year ago

Fresh times ahead?

Hi hi hi! Super lords of the internetz!

Thanks for all your love and support with the live podcasts. They were so great. Listen to them at your pace! I have some great new things coming up! I will put them up soon! I am doing Sydney Comedy festival Roadshow along with Trips to Brisbane and Adelaide. Splendour in the Grass is happening and I am doing shows in Sydney and Melbourne Fringe! Fun times ahead. Also there are 2 new podcasts in the works! Busy but super funny fun fun times! Maximum gravy! Stay tuned mega faces!
1 year ago

Holy Awesome town! ?

So many good gigs coming up!

Sydney is happening and is gonna be so good! Come along to my Sydney Comedy Festival show here!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

BIG NEWS
Nick Cody and I are finishing up our powerful and glorious podcast Something for the Drive Home so we are doing a few excellent live shows to say goodbye and thanks a lot! THE first one is in Sydney! on the 16th at 5pm! Get involved in that! It is gonna be off the hook!

Here are teh details!

premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=SOMETHIN15&v=ENC

We are going to be in Adelaide on May the 21st doing a huge night of both Nick and my solo shows and the podcast! It will be a podfestival indeed! OFF TEH HOOK! Details here!

www.trybooking.com/HRPH

Then to top it off we are doing the final live super excellent 200th episode on the 30th of May at Public bar in Melbourne! The link is right here!

www.trybooking.com/HQAE

Tickets are selling super quick for all of these. Of course i am going to say that but seriously come along. It is gonna be ace!

PEACE TO THE MAX
1 year ago

Festival Glory?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.comedyfestival.com.au/2015/season/shows/ultra-power-lord-bart-freebairn

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
1 year ago

festival glory! ?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
1 year ago

Festival Glory?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
1 year ago

Festivals and Lasers! ?

Hey heyhey super lords of the internet depths! I am doing some great shows in the beginning of this fine year! Here they are with links attached!

Perth Fringe! Yes Perth! 7th - 11th of Feb
www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/8ff69fb5-3d8c-434b-8003-e1ba4092b690/

Brisbane Comedy Festival! 17th - 22nd of March
brisbanepowerhouse.org/events/2015/03/17/bart-freebairn-ultra-power-lord/

Melbourne Comedy Festival! 25th of March - 19th of April!
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Sydney Comedy festival dates to come! Podcasts will be happening in the towns Nick and I are in at the same time!

Stay magical!
1 year ago

sweet xmas Jazz?

MEGA DOGS! I am in gonna be in Perth in December doing all sorts of sweet gigs. I am also all over every shopping centre ever over the festive season. Just being a super EAGLe.

Tuesday the 25th I am headlining the Imperial Hotel! get on it xo
2 years ago

FRESH LORDS?

YEAH DUDES!!

In the sweet SYDNEY TOWN for the next 10 days!
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

The COmedy store From Thursday to Saturday for 23rd - 25th and 30th - 1st!!!

The Hump!! SO tasty!! GEt on it here! www.humpcomedy.com/

SO GREAT!!! HAPPY TIMES!
2 years ago

Adelaide super times! ?

This week I am all up in Adelaide! Get into it guyzzz. Check for gigs and tickets here

www.adelaidecomedy.com/

Then Local Laughs on the 18th!

www.facebook.com/LocalLaughs

With Brisbane shows coming up later in the month from the 28th of August!

www.standup.com.au/

Then Sydney for Fringe Festival!

www.sydneyfringe.com/whats_on/event/cbb9420a-bc8c-4413-87fb-fc102ffb9873/

Followed by Melbourne Fringe!!!!!! OMG SO MUCH FUN!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/bart-freebairn-ultra-power-lord/
2 years ago

SUPER LRODS!?

UP and coming! I am going to be doing comedy at Splendour in the Grass! See you there if you have tickets.

Special and excellent live show coming on the 1st of July! Live 3rd bday podcast with the powerful Nick Cody and I!

Here are details.

www.trybooking.com/90236

See you there!
2 years ago

Wild Lords!?

Thanks to all the Billions of peoples that came along to my shows across the country for the comedy festival times. BLESS YOUR DEAR FACES!!! BLESSS YOU!!!!!!! I am in Perth from the 30th of April until the 11th of May. Details are in the heavens.
www.comedylounge.com.au/2011/
2 years ago

Melbourne Comedy JOY! ?

Guyz!!! HERE Are ticket details for my Melbouren Comedy festival show. I am doing a show EVERYDAY at 8pm at the IMperial hotel in Melbourne CBD! Because I love comedy and I LUV U!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=72342

ThAT LINK IS FOR TICKETS! CLICK IT AND buy a pass to pure awesome!!!

LUV U x
2 years ago

MELBOURNEZ Comedy fetivalz?

Guyz!!! HERE Are ticket details for my Melbouren Comedy festival show. I am doing a show EVERYDAY at 8pm at the IMperial hotel in Melbourne CBD! Because I love comedy and I LUV U!

Melbourne Comedy festival! OHHHHH DAMMNNNN!!! THE PURE POWER!!
www.trybooking.com/EDAK

BOok now for sweet comedy magic dreams.
2 years ago

Festival Awesomeness! ?

Sweet Internet dudes! Here are my upcoming festivals! Get on it! They are gonna be super totes awesome!

Perth Fringe! Oh BOom!!!!
tinyurl.com/kx2fays

Brisbane comedy festival!! Get into it!! Sweet BrisLOVE
tinyurl.com/l82yk9f

Melbourne Comedy festival! OHHHHH DAMMNNNN!!! THE PURE POWER!!
www.trybooking.com/EDAK

BOok now for sweet comedy magic dreams.
2 years ago

Brisbane Comedy Festival! ?

GUys! I will be in Brisbane for the Comedy festival they have there! Here is the link!! Gonna be so sweet! Come along

brisbanepowerhouse.org/events/2014/02/25/bart-freebairn-double-happiness/
2 years ago

BRISBANE!?

GUYS! Brisbane Powerhouse Livewired comedy night! 20th of October! Be there to see me do a sweet 34q345we minute headline spot full of mad awesome jokes! oxoxoxoxox SEe you there! xoxoxo
3 years ago

sydney!!?

Guys this week I am in the SYDNEY!
Doing the Sydney Comedy store from
Thursday -- Saturday!!! Show starts at 8.30pm! Get tickets here!
comedystore.com.au/
Doing the Mic in Hand on Thursday night after the store! Super awesome room as well. Here are the details.
amicinhand.com/

HUGS BROZZZ
3 years ago

upcoming gigs in October!?

Heaps of sweet gigs this month. Here are a few.
Speen on Monday 9th at 8pm in Melbourne CBD
Public Bar on the 18th at 8pm Near Vic Markets
The Local on the 23rd at 8pm in St. Kilda.

I have some sweet action in the mix! I will soon announce some secret awesome shows around Melbourne Fringe time as well. Keep your eyes on this space. I know you do anyway. You crazy lovely stalker you. xx
3 years ago

happy pants?

Hey wild magic internet travellers! Bart is currently upgrading his wizard powers and will be going over the the USA to get mad fame and fortune up in his grill. There will be more updates on the site with twitter and instagram and other social media delights. It is a month before the plane leaves so there will be some gigs before hand. GET READY FOR FUN!
3 years ago

Sydney Magic?

Hey wild super lords! I am in Sydney! I am doing sweet shows. Come along and have some fun with me.
I got an awesome hour of glory on Saturday! Get tickets here.
www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=48
I am at Comedy on the Rox doing clean sweet comedy!
www.comedyontherox.com.au/
Thursday I am at one of my favourite rooms! The Mic in Hand!
amicinhand.com/
3 years ago

ah yis! Comedy Festival! ?

Hey wonderful People of Melbourne! My show The Age of Wonder is happening for the next few weeks and it is great! I have worked really hard on it and think it is well worth a watch! Please come along and have a great time!

Click here to get tickets!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
3 years ago

Sweet FESTIVE TIMES?


Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! COme to my Melbourne Comedy festival show! It is happy and fun and you will have a powerful soul laserbeam afterwards.

I have worked hard on it and it is a funny comedy. You won't regret it!

HOORAY!

Melbourne ---

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
3 years ago

BOOK SWEET TICKETS?

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! COme to my Melbourne Comedy festival show! It is happy and fun and you will have a powerful soul laserbeam afterwards.

I have worked hard on it and it is a funny comedy.

HOORAY!

Melbourne!!!

FRom --- 27th of March to the 20th of April! WOO
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
3 years ago

Sweet FESTIVE TIMES?

Hey sweet super HiveMINd internet masters! It is festival time! I have many good times ahead.
Adelaide lovely people! 4th -17th of March!
www.adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/the-age-of-wonder/1adc93e1-0ce5-4455-848e-f6889457e3de
Brisbane Magic lords! 19th -24th of March
briscomfest.com/show/bart-freebairn
Melbourne Vest masters! 27th of March to the 20th of April! WOO
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298

Tickets and details are in the links! Happy times!
3 years ago

WILD MAGIC DUDES!?

Hey happy faces! This week in Melbourne I am doing shows that are great! Portland Hotel at 8pm on Wednesday and Hawthorn Hotel at 8pm on Thursday! May you arrive if you wish! Mad cuddles up in your shizznit!
3 years ago

Brisbane! ?

Guys I am in Brisbane from the 29th of October until the 5th of November.
Boundary Hotel on the 30th!
Jupiters Casino on the 31st
Sit Down Comedy Club 1st to the 3rd
LiveWired on the 4th
OMG the fun comes at your face hard and fast. If you aren't in Brisbane please enjoy your time doing things you like amongst the things you must do.

Love
bart.
4 years ago

Come to the Show! ?

My Fringe Festival show is in full swing in Melbourne. Please come along and check it out! It is in a pillow fort and is super great and fun! Here is a link with all the details and tickets!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/the-warmth-we-make-with-our-lives/

4 years ago

Pillow FOrt?

Bart is getting ready for his Melbourne Fringe show in September and is going to be doing the show in a pillow fort. If you have any old sheets or blankets and feel like being a part of the process email in pillows@bartlol.com
4 years ago

twitter

Talk to a stranger. Make a new friend. I spoke to the sky. Now we're tight. Do heaps of stuff together.
4 hours ago
This is in a couple hours!! Come along. It'll be off the chain!!! t.co/LxAQ9RZJRP
1 day ago
It bums me out that in all the shows about time travel the characters are in such a hurry.
3 days ago
Negative space gets a bad rap. It's really positive space if you like being alone.
1 week ago
Any fish is a flying fish if you've got a catapult.
1 week ago
Hey my Internet computer always crash when I try to upload pictures of my butt. Why can't technology handle it? I'm too beautiful for life x
1 week ago
What's the best nut? Jazznut? Coconut? Almond? I love all those armoured crunchy treasures.
1 week ago
You're killing it. Feeling great Run into a more successful friend. Bam! You're an old dummy in a share house who is dum
1 week ago
I'm going to cut back on my worldly possessions until it's just my wild spirit floating around. The garage sale gonna be off the chain.
1 week ago
In the future technology will be so advanced we won't have to exist. Robots will do that for us. Can't wait to relax.
1 week ago
If I was a fish I'd be a dirty speed mind jazz guitar fist shark.
1 week ago
I'm in the ocean. Come and visit t.co/LpElCtkPyE
1 week ago
The headless devil vs A bucket of fancy hats. Who would win in a fight?
1 week ago
A football field of trees are getting cut every minute in the amazon. Bad for trees. Great for football.
1 week ago
Ice cream in a cone is pressure. Eat it before it melts on you. Your reward - you can eat the cone. A cup is easier to use, harder to eat.
1 week ago
why is it when we kill people it's called murder but when we kill buildings it's only called demolition.
1 week ago
Everyone knows the best plate in the house is the sink. It takes care of all the business.
2 weeks ago
The best martial art is not existing. You can't punch what isn't there. Fighting nothing is very hard.
2 weeks ago
The Hulk is what Popeye would have looked like if he had of eaten more spinach. Oh and done heaps of atomic steroids.
2 weeks ago
Everything changes. Do your best to get there. Jetskis are my favourite mode of transport. -Buddha
3 weeks ago
Never trust your butthole. It cares not for financial stability. It only yearns for the open road and the savage wilderness.
3 weeks ago
I'm my own boss. I'm a nasty boss. I get fired all the time. I have to re-interview for my position a lot. Business is complicated.
4 weeks ago
Airport security. Generally a real drag. Making a few childhood dreams of x-ray vision come true in a big way. (Yes I'm at an airport)
1 month ago
Lobsters know how tasty they are.
1 month ago
Spooky dress up ideas. Dig a big hole. Get in. Cover yourself with dirt. You're now dressed as the world. So spooky.
1 month ago
Melbourne cup used to be different. Everyone got a horse and the first person to find the special cup got unlimited power. Times change 🐴🐎
1 month ago
All tattoos are temporary. Even a mighty galaxy with a sick tiger constellation backpiece will eventually fade away
1 month ago
Wherewolf. Some wolves just don't know where they're at.
1 month ago
When someone says save the animals I'm like from what? Death?! I'll make those fuckers immortal.
1 month ago
Putting butter on a croissant is very kind. It's a family reunion. B. Hello son C. Daddy hold me! B. It's okay son. Also I brought jam.
1 month ago
Croissants are horns collected from a mighty butter beast as it slumbers.
1 month ago
When you die do you instantly become zero kilograms?
1 month ago
For Halloween I'm dressing as a Boeing A380. Once I'm fully boarded I'll run to the shops and eat some fish. They'll be so buzzed n freaked.
1 month ago
Beat debt with these three easy steps. 1. Telemorph into an eagle 2. Get a job as a sand doctor (do college first) 3. Change your name
1 month ago
My other car is a pizza. Honk Honk Chomp Chomp.
1 month ago
Evil has many faces. Such as people who don't quite finish the ice-cream or people who disguise themselves as ice-cream and hide in freezers
1 month ago
The main prerequisite of looking like a gangster is having a gang with you at all times. No exceptions.
1 month ago
Shoes are just fancy little houses for your feet.
1 month ago
Comets are just really great cosmic bath bombs. Eventually one will hit the ocean and fish will finally get the decadent bath they deserve.
1 month ago
When you do comedy on a cruise boat you have to wear a name tag that says Comedian. This is so you don't forget and become a sailor boy.
1 month ago
I'm willing to pay top dollar for a knife so sharp it can cut me in half and I won't notice. I want to slice carrots real easy.
1 month ago
What if you could do one orgasm that was the strength of all your previous cums combined. I'd do mine on the grim reaper. Big little death.
1 month ago
I love trainers (fancy Sports shoes) because it feels like I can do anything in them. Except weddings and formal volcano sacrifices.
1 month ago
Want to explore the universe? Just put an uber pin where you want to go. They'll do anything for a top five star rating.
1 month ago
Yeah I'm into spreadsheets. If it's a tablecloth covered in snacks.
1 month ago
Sometimes I wake up sooooo early I'm in the past. I'm a caveman in my dumb tired cave. No complex thoughts. Just dreams of fire.
1 month ago
Been doing this sweet podcast with my pal @DemiLardner for one year! Good times. Check it out if you haven't yet.… t.co/RfhUoW57tF
1 month ago
People get words tattoed on them because they secretly want to become a book.
1 month ago
If I lived in the wild west I'd pour so much camomile tea on the ground it'd be the super chill calm west. Nighty night West. Nap time.
1 month ago
For every favourite this tweet gets I'll put on another pair of pants. Tip: I only own 4 pairs of pants so please take it easy.
1 month ago
I just met a lovely rabbit in the park called Gerald. He was as soft as a magic cloud and loved woodchips. New friends are ace.
1 month ago
TV needs to get more realistic. When people start shooting without hearing protection they should be deaf for the rest of the episodes.
1 month ago
Every candle is a shadow warrior.
1 month ago
How far do you need to hit a cricket ball to get an infinity? Asking for a friend.
1 month ago
I love science talk when I'm about to climax. Tell me about light baby
1 month ago
Some people have a silver tongue. Mine is gold. Less conductive but more resistant to corrosion. Ain't nobody want an oxidating tongue lol.
1 month ago
Go Hard or Go Home! Whatever you do always go home. It's your home. Milling around a place is no way to live.
1 month ago
Play a piano by pressing the keys or marry the piano under a fake identity and steal all it's stuff. Either way that sucka piano got played.
1 month ago
I am all grown up (thank you) but I think I am still growing. Today I am bigger than my house. I hope I shrink tomorrow.
1 month ago
Yawns are contagious. I forgot to wear a condom while washing my hands and I caught tiredness. Hopefully sleep will cure it. Stay safe.
1 month ago
Nature is great. Eggs turn into tadpoles and they grow into frogs who turn into frog ghosts which evolve into their final form hoppy angels
1 month ago
Hey guys. Imagine a world full of lasers. Laser dogs and laser chairs. Laser ham and laser piano.
1 month ago
Looked in a fancy fashion bag a man was carrying. It was another smaller fancy bag.
1 month ago
Do you scrutinise old people to check if it's the future you who's come back to spy on your younger self? Of course you do it's only natural
1 month ago
Slowly count to three in your mind. As you finish take a really deep breath and let it go. At any moment the room will be full of universe
1 month ago
Cameras get it tough. Capturing a sharp image of how things look only to be berated for making us look bad. The camera lies or you're fucked
2 months ago
The more regional you go the smaller the planes get. Until you're being carried around by strong birds and large kites.
2 months ago
Guys! No matter what happens I'll stick with you. Just keep the cheesecake coming. That's all I ask.
2 months ago
Over heard a unit at the gym complaining about a bit of workout equipment being broken and harder to use. Sounds like it got better bro!!!!
2 months ago
Everyone I want you to meet Mr Shadow Puzzle. He takes care of business. People name their dicks but never their arseholes. This must change
2 months ago
Old forbidden hide and seek technique - kill yourself then hide in the spirit realm. It's very tricky. Don't do it! Unless you want to win.
2 months ago
Where was the lightsabre that went forever when it turned on and chopped planets in half and killed fucks in different galaxies?
2 months ago
I love a thigh gap. That's the gap between my thigh and the mouth of a hungry tiger. Over 100 miles is the sexiest gap. Bone legs aren't hot
2 months ago
I like to shake up my cans of coke before I open them because I like my drinks to be excited to see me.
2 months ago
i did a thing with some great humans. Tune in. Its the biggest tv ever. t.co/tFZCfPHPj0
2 months ago
Family movie opens Couple in bed about to get frisky NO interruptions by kids or phone as per usual Wild fucking ensues. for ages.
2 months ago
where is that x men mutant who can make bird noises with their arse.
2 months ago
In the concrete jungle cars are alligators and there's heaps of them but they can't go underwater. The rivers are just rivers.
2 months ago
Sweet plane prank. Pretend to just about take off but taxi the whole way to the destination instead. Lol.
2 months ago
So crazy into doing business deals. Can't stop. Getting deals sealed. Wake and Shake baby.
2 months ago
Is something cooked only if you eat it afterwards? Is a forest fire just a giant tree cook up?
2 months ago
The only healthy alternative to pizza is lying to yourself.
2 months ago
Yeah I'm tattooed. It's just mine is so big it's all negative space where my skin is. Go big or go home fucker.
2 months ago
Music video idea. Fierce pop song. Beautiful female singer. They argue he is nasty. She turns into a winged lizard. Flys off. Guitar wails.
2 months ago
I wouldn't wish that on anyone. All that really says is you've got better ideas for wishes. I'd wish for a flying boat car. Fuck yeah.
2 months ago
Lucky we've got gravity. Otherwise we'd just fall into the universe. Space travel would be easier but having a farm would be impossible.
2 months ago
True resting bitch face is accompanied with a neck tattoo of a skeleton.
3 months ago
The low dog face of @iamcameronjames posting his riddles. You can't hide matey. Love wins. t.co/YN4LmTNFg4
3 months ago
I poured a coffee on a grave and a newborn baby the size of a truck shot out of the earth. So fresh and powerful. Good times.
3 months ago
I am always saying "this dudes tougher than I thought" because I imagine everyone is made of diamonds except me. I am made of sausage.
3 months ago
I get excited when a storm is coming. A loud wet friend is coming to visit. Thanks for watering the garden pal.
3 months ago
Snack math. Three doughnuts is not enough. Three doughnuts is too much.
3 months ago
Farts are just food ghosts who've come back to haunt you.
3 months ago
Whenever I click agree on a terms of service agreement I yell opposites and run around. I'm a liar criminal and they can't hold me.
3 months ago
They got called highways because Fast Lonely Road didn't pop.
3 months ago
Brekky Lucas @Becky_Lucas89 t.co/QS6txV02P7
3 months ago
Just had a VIP smoothie at a juice bar. Chia seeds, protein, coconut water and a Prada handbag. Style tastes good.
3 months ago
You know who lacks ambition? The fucking Milky Way. Just swirling around. Get a job you lazy son of a bitch galaxy.
3 months ago
I did this today guys! So wicked. Thanks to the crew and my guests! Best times. It will be on in 8 weeks. OMG t.co/WgCiqH5ytO
3 months ago
The only acceptable slaves are to the music. Na Na naaya
3 months ago
The universe gets tattoos as well. They're called constellations.
4 months ago
All tattoos are temporary. Even a mighty galaxy with a sick tiger backpiece will eventually fade away
4 months ago
The sky makes puddles so it can look at itself.
4 months ago
Salt and Vinegar chips should make your mouth feel like it'll never be normal again.
4 months ago
Fuck Feng Shui. I'm not letting dead Chinese people tell me how to live my life.
4 months ago
No one invented kites. People just copied what leaves had been doing forever.
4 months ago
I'd eat the shit out of some surf N turf nachos
4 months ago
Wearing a Jim Beam shirt is the same as saying I love altered consciousness but I found it through a dirty portal of violence and money.
4 months ago
Don't worry kids we'll be at the beach in no time, because time is an illusion. If you've been once you're always there. Now eat your toast.
4 months ago
If you can eat flaky pastry in bed with zero mess you can do absolutely anything.
4 months ago
The only half decent muesli bars around are chocolate Chip. They'd be really good if all the muesli was replaced with chocolate.
4 months ago
Muesli bars are a great way for parents to low key abuse their children
4 months ago
Eating muesli bars is a quiet cry for chocolate.
4 months ago
Scientists have recently discovered that whatever you can fit in your mouth in one go officially counts as a serving size.
4 months ago
I just found a pair of socks with L on one and R on the other. I burnt them. We can't have socks getting mouthy about what foot they're on.
4 months ago
People who love the moon landing probably also love bird watching. Just so they can say "An eagle has landed"
4 months ago
OMG OMG OMG! Get into it. Oli is a wise human soul master. t.co/xhxJIxMEhv
4 months ago
Everyone looks like they're having a pretty good time showing off their butts. Not me. I keep my butt hidden in a labyrinth.
4 months ago
That building isn't derelict. It's just got bad posture. Off to the pilates studio!
4 months ago
Can you follow someone if they're not going anywhere?
4 months ago
Being reborn as a pigeon in a foodcourt is the highest level of existence.
4 months ago
When you use the term oddball you're letting everyone know you don't know much about sports.
4 months ago
I want to get healthy enough so I don't look like a fat double chinned troll in my front facing camera on my phone. That is my aim. No chin.
4 months ago
Farts are your butts way of letting you know it's really good at holding its breath.
4 months ago
All bikes are exercise bike. The good ones can be used as transport.
4 months ago
I've been eating a lot meat lately. To offset I have joined vegan groups and post heaps of positive comments. I'm a good person.
4 months ago
Things happen in threes. Nah. Things happen endlessly. You just count to three and forget about infinity.
4 months ago
Some oysters have pearls. Some have other stuff in them, like heaps of old bedposts and dead cats. People don't talk about those.
4 months ago
When I get to 1 million followers I am going to shelve the entire solar system to celebrate. Get around me guys. Feel the Bern. Retweet lol.
4 months ago
Sometimes you can't figure out whether you've come across human or dog shit. That or there are some dogs with human diets and anuses.
4 months ago
If you meet someone who loves cheese that smells and tastes like butts. There's a very high chance (1000%) they'll gratefully eat your ass.
4 months ago
Forests are just shops for animals.
4 months ago
If you remove the separator thingy when at the supermarket checkout, by law the person in front of you has buy and eat all of your groceries
4 months ago
It's surprising it's taking WiFi so long to get to planes. Considering the internet comes from heaven the signal should be stronger up there
4 months ago
People need a shower like a carwash. Where you run down a hallway and things shoot soap and scrub you down.
4 months ago
All cookies are fortune cookies. The good cookies fortune is you're going to have a wonderful snack.
5 months ago
Want a fortune cookie? No way. I make my own destiny and only eat cookies that are delicious.
5 months ago
Ironing is just colouring in with heat.
5 months ago
No dogs past this point. No children past this point. These signs are always up in pool halls. Probs somebody got beat by a dog or kid once.
5 months ago
If you want to detox you don't need a fancy tea. Just have a glass of water and do a poop. Old school.
5 months ago
Sleeping pills are the cheapest first class alternative when flying. You're in a nice seat. I'm in another dimension.
5 months ago
Makeup is just a hat for your face
5 months ago
When you see an item that doesn't belong in the supermarket someone has either made a mistake and ran or that item has decided to explore.
5 months ago
When you vote do it so hard and with such righteousness the paper you write on becomes the president of the universe.
5 months ago
Train conductors are shit. Never heard a good train song. Pick up your game.
5 months ago
Clothes were invented so we could know what it's like to be a banana being peeled and live to tell the tale. Skin is important.
5 months ago
Pig fuck pound British exit Queen joust vote slut Europe goose #Brexit
5 months ago
They weren't always known as the high seas. A while ago the ocean started smoking heaps of sweet sweet mary jane. Now the seas are blazed.
5 months ago
You did a trick on your dirtbike. Big deal. This guy is shooting up with a used needle in a park. We all know the true mad dog is. #redbull
5 months ago
The ocean is always moving. Heaps of waves. This is because fish dance A LOT. There are the best clubs in the sea. Underwater beats.
5 months ago
Everytime you piss in the ocean you're telling Neptune you don't respect him. Not poops though. He 100% likes those little surprises.
5 months ago
Night time is just the world being dipped in cosmic coffee. Like a cute little earth biscuit.
5 months ago
If arm wrestling was a serious sport they'd grease their arms up so they were harder to pin.
5 months ago
Just dropped a Berocca down the sink. My plumbing peppy as fuck.
5 months ago
Any store is a gift store if you give the things you bought away as presents. Happy birthday here's some potatoes and a block of fetta.
5 months ago
Some forests disappear because they're super delicious. Like the black forest. If you think the cake is good try the actual forest. It's yum
5 months ago
Dogs have great hearing and can hear whistles we can't. Or they are great actors. You decide. Don't just believe science. Follow your heart.
5 months ago
I need some night vision goggles so I can get rid of the lights on my bike. Fuck saftey I am a wild unstoppable travel ninja.
5 months ago
TImes have changed. Going into town used to be a special thing. Now I go into town so much my friends think I am dating it on the sly.
5 months ago
If you get fined on public transport get your value back by drilling a $200 fart into the seat. The system can't hold you.
5 months ago
Stains are signs of a great time or sometimes quite the opposite.
5 months ago
This election you guys can vote for my butt. It will deliver the same shit but quicker and it is way better looking that the other fucks.
5 months ago
Boats are just swords built to cut through the ocean.
6 months ago
Most people travel to see the world. Not me. I travel to leave sweet phone chargers in different hotel rooms around the globe. Feels good.
6 months ago
Real talk. Bananas and melons should have be called passion fruit. Actual passion fruit should be called zingy yogurt seeds. Just be real ok
6 months ago
Guys! @Uber is so good they will come to you where ever you are. I dropped a pin in my dreams and car appeared! No water though. 2 stars lol
6 months ago
Sailors and pirates die at sea. Fish eat them. We eat fishes. You've probably eaten a whole pirate by now. Yummy treasure.
6 months ago
A civil war should be a really sensible war. More like a gentle dispute. The shots taken should be hazelnut syrup being fired into coffee
6 months ago
I am pretty confident our pets are constantly looking at us doing stuff and thinking wtf is it up to now? What a rando food giver beast pal.
6 months ago
Athletes are running marathons so fast now that a movie marathon will be half a movie.
6 months ago
The voice overs for scary movie trailers are always so raspy deep and confident. It's reassuring. If they're not worried then I'm feel safe.
6 months ago
Don't say a room is full of something unless it's absolutely full. That room is full of spiders! No it isn't, put more in. Don't be cheap.
6 months ago
Swearing at dogs is cool. They don't care. That said the human can get flustered when you call their dog Mr fatty fat fucktard whisker lips.
6 months ago
Football is just leg baseball where you use your foot bat. Great sports.
6 months ago
Hearing a well to do person say salted caramel over and over again is more jarring then being called a cunt by a scary prison criminal.
6 months ago
I am loyal my friends. Not to shops though. No sir. I would buy a coffee from anyone selling one. I would buy one out of someone's butt.
6 months ago
Sadly the only true home cooked things are people and pets that get caught in house fires (Dear Magic Jesus forgive me for this tweet)
6 months ago
Single Cell --> Multi Cell --> Complex life. Shampoo --> Shampoo Conditioner --> New Life! It won't happen overnight but it will happen.
6 months ago
The universe is the ultimate all in one shampoo conditioner. It has all the stuff. Mainly plasma though so your hair is gonna get wrecked
6 months ago
Showers are just rudimentary rain teleporters.
6 months ago
Spicy food by itself is not dangerous but combined with pride and bravado it can bring down even the hardiest of faces.
6 months ago
I found a magical hat in a field. When I wear it I summon birds. My hat may be bread. That doesn't change anything. I'm powerful as fuck.
6 months ago
I love huge storms because they are exciting and make me feel alive. They are rare though so instead I just rain down snacks on myself.
6 months ago
Loose hairs are just a business card from your body. It's got all your important details. Use that code and they'll get you.
6 months ago
Went into a section of the gym where you had to lift people's hopes for the future. It was some heavy business.
6 months ago
Go into the perfume section. Spray on all the smells. Be the most sexy thing in the universe. Fuck the sun. Never call.
6 months ago

facebook

WHAT IS GOING ON FRIENDS!!! POWER DAWGZ! COFFEE LORDS!! IT IS MY WEEKLY POWER VIDEO OF WHAT IS UP! BLESS YOUSE ALL!
1 week ago
super cute. Drink your coffee. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jq06Ga71TMdog vocabulary
2 weeks ago
Guys! Come along to this sweet sweet night! Gonna be sooo good!
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3 weeks ago
GUYZZ!!! WHAT IS UP!?!?! LET ME TELL YOU How things are going! FEEL FRESH! HAPPY TIMES!
3 weeks ago
Magical Friday everyone! Have a coffee and enjoy the weekend! POWERFUL! I am doing the Local on Monday so the good times will keep rolling! Come on down!
3 weeks ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING! I SAY YO YO YO YO YO ON THE VIDEO!! GET SOME SWEET FUNT Live the dREAM. Be free!
4 weeks ago
Sydney is going great guns guys! What is your favourite place to hang out in Sydney? I like it all and want to explore more. Hooray for comedy and stuff!
1 month ago
Sydney next week! Sydney Comedy festival and Sydney Comedy Store! Gonna be sweet as! Come along to my show! OMG OMG!

Only 2 nights! Bring a gang! It is gonna rock

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905BART FREEBAIRN - ULTRA POWER LORD - Sydney Comedy Festivalwww.sydneycomedyfest.com.auBart Freebairn is a rising star in the Australian comedy scene. His new show Ultra Power Lord is a slick cominbation of witty original comedy and explosive exciting performance. Everyone struggles with feeling powerless at times. Ultra Power Lord looks at our fight to feel in control and how we can…
1 month ago
This sweet article from the Herald Sun. In there with some awesome mates! Come grab my show last minute and check out some sweet shows before the end of the festival. Thanks for all the love so far as well guys! Great times.

www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/comedy-festival/melbourne-comedy-festival-2015-reviewer-patrick-horans-last-minute-must-see-shows/story-fni0fdi2-1227308227873
2 months ago
Guys! My show is going ace! Here is a sweet review! Still 11 shows left! Come along! 8pm at the Imperial every night until the 19th of this month! Peace out coffee on!

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2 months ago
HAVE A GREAT A WEEK SUPER LORDS! FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!!

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3 months ago
Happy Sunday super lords! Stay cool! Drink some iced coffee. I have festivals coming to all the places soon! Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane! Get ready!

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4 months ago
PERTH IS ROCKING GUYS! GREAT COFFEE GREAT GIGS! Come see me at the Brisbane Hotel on Friday night! 8pm! BOOM
6 months ago
Coffee lords! I am coming to Brisbane with sweet awesome times!

here is the link to the show stuff!

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6 months ago
6 months ago
HEY SUPER LORDS! GET POWERFUL FOR THE THURSDAY! You are on the world holding it up with your minds! Have a coffee and rejoice!
6 months ago
This is hilarious and crazy.

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7 months ago

spiritblast

Journey Twenty Eight - Soft Friends?

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! Relax and be one with the waves and the discounts. May the glorious all seeing eye of buddha wink at your butt.    www.bartlol.com    @bartlol twitter instagram 
1 month ago

Journey Twenty Seven. Revival?

My special blessed friends. Sorry I have been away for so long in the chill dimension. Let the wash of joy clean your face. I am here now.      www.bartlol.com
4 months ago

Journey Twenty Seven. Mind Snack Relax?

Friendss and special beings made of pure light and magic. Another journey has arrived for you to take. Just hop on and ride off into the mist. It is safe and wonderful out there. Have the best of times. Relax and enjoy your time on this plane of existence.   Bless you all with pure love. www.bartlol.com   @bartlol for twitter and instagram. xxoxo 
6 months ago

Journey Twenty Six. Blasting On?

The connection of all is close to your heart and mind. The fallow joy of swords and the undeniable mastery of the self is just a step away. Feel it and enjoy.    www.bartlol.com 
7 months ago

Journey Twenty Five. Weather the Storm?

Feel the universe flow through you. Get the power of master and magic in your legs and face.    Match your eye with the sky.  www.bartlol.com   Twitter.INstagram  @bartlol
7 months ago

Journey Twenty Four. Mind Holiday?

YESSS! Super snakes and wind Angels protect you all! The world is a brisket!    BLESS YOU! NAMASTE!    www.bartlol.com   Twitter/instagram @barlol   Happy travels friend. 
8 months ago

Journey Twenty Three. The Beach?

Life is a beach but is also a great magical sound cloud. It is also a waterfall and a bag of old cookies. Make the world lighter with your dance like steps and always eat organic fabric. Bless you all
@bartlol Twitter/instagram   www.bartlol.com    
8 months ago

Journey Twenty Two. Magic.?

You are the all powerful magnet force. You are the special sky leaver.    www.bartlol.com
8 months ago

Journey Twenty One. Thoughts?

Your mind is a powerful machine. Don't let it be your master. You are a ship and the ocean. You are the waves of joy that crash all parties.    www.bartlol.com    hot tank 
9 months ago

Journey Twenty. Identity?

You are the shining face of a glorious sun! Be warm and joyous! Eat your clams. Feel the vitamins.    Bless the yolo. Buddha has had a bit of fun with your shoe. He might of melted them together in a nuclear sound vault.      Get tickets to my upcoming live super comedy shows at this address. Be my friend forever. x www.bartlol.com 
9 months ago

Journey Nineteen. Acknowledgement?

We have all been places. We are all going places. Breathe deep and fade into the cosmos.    www.bartlol.com 
9 months ago

Journey Eighteen. Focus?

Just keep at it! You can get there. Focus on what you want. The universe might help you. Breathe deep! Eat a clam. They are tasty. If the right chef is involved.    www.bartlol.com    fancy time. 
9 months ago

Journey Seventeen. Motivation?

Get up and do it! You can make a difference. Be the super person you can be. Relax.    Bless you all.  Twitter/instagram @bartlol    www.bartlol.com  
10 months ago

Journey Sixteen. Wisdom?

You can do it! Stay full of the Universe.    www.bartlol.com    
10 months ago

Journey Fifteen. Walking?

Moving through life with one leg at a time. You have the power to get over hills. Whether they are in your mind or they are actually real hills!    www.bartlol.com   Please buy infinity MICF tickets! Link on my website. 
10 months ago

Journey Fourteen. Smoothness?

Let the universe into your house. Let it eat your food and clean your yard. It is a nice Universe. Relax and be level. Let the light attack your doubt.    www.bartlol.com  
10 months ago

Journey Thirteen. Blessings?

We are all full of special magic from all of the universe! Let it come out of you. Dogs are great pets. Plant your own garden! Stay free and wonderful. Help your friends.    This is Spirit Blast! Relax and enjoy xoxo    www.bartlol.com   NAMASTE xo
11 months ago

Episode Twelve. Renewal?

We are all new and old. Born again and bless with the power of the universe. We all touch angels and sing to the solar heavens. Go with the earth moth.    www.bartlol.com 
11 months ago

Journey Eleven. Giving?

Let your heart open up and flow with pure love and giving in this season and all seasons! You are a great giant wonderful angel sitting next to the special god.    www.bartlol.com   Please come with me! 
11 months ago

Journey Ten. Love?

Love is all around us! Let it flow into your heart. Give it to those who need it. Stay open and free.    www.bartlol.com   Friendship is special! 
11 months ago

Journey Nine. Time?

Everything passes. Time continues to flow. Flow with Bart Freebairn on this wonderful journey! Enjoy Spirit Blast! 
Bless you all with infinite happiness and good times.    www.bartlol.com @bartlol Twitter/instagram 
12 months ago

Journey Eight. Compassion?

Let your heart grow and flow. Let it take over your anger mind. Bless the eternal goddess of eyes.    www.bartlol.com @bartlol Twitter/instagram    Stay fresh! tell your pals! Be a champion. Be a yoga master. Be relaxed. 
1 year ago

Journey Seven. Chillness?

Be super chill and super sweet sweet sweet! You got this friends! You so totally got this.    Feel the powerful energy.    www.bartlol.com   Twitter/instagram @bartlol    Stay great. 
1 year ago

Journey Six. Destiny?

Feel the energy flow in the world. It is big and you are small but you are also great. It is your destiny to listen to this gudied journey. It will fill you full of power. Bless you all. May your spirit blast always with Spirit Blast!  twitter/instagram  @bartlol  www.bartlol.com   Special magic! 
1 year ago

Journey Five. Death?

Welcome for the first time or welcome back brave glorious soul. Please dip your soul into this wonderful guided meditation. Let it sooth you!    This is Spirit Blast!    www.bartlol.com @bartlol twitter/instagram. 
I also have other podcasts.  Finty Grimbles We are not Doctors Search them on your favoured pod platform!    Bless you with the universal spirit power. 
1 year ago

Journey Four. Success?

Welcome back or for the first time brace traveler. This is Spirit Blast. An enlightened and joyous guided meditation. Here to relax and set you free. Sit back and let Buddha and his friend the Universe gently touch your brain.  Twitter/Instagram @bartlol  www.bartlol.com  
1 year ago

Journey Three. Rage and Release?

Welcome sweet friends! Relax and be enlightened by the glory that is Spirit Blast. You will be able to obtain extreme relaxation and glory.    BLESS YOU ALL! BLESS THE BUDDHA! BLESS THE SWEET FEELINGS OF THE OCEAN!    www.bartlol.com Twitter/instagrams!  @bartlol 
1 year ago

Journey Two. Perspective?

Feel it! Feel the pure love coming from the dolphins head. It is fresh and made of glorious ocean. Yes!!!    Thank you for coming to the Spirit Blast. Your number one Buddha meditation. It will relax you to the max.    Bless you all.    www.bartlol.com @bartlol twitter/instagram.    xoxo
1 year ago

Journey One. The Beginning?

Welcome brave travelers. Thank you for coming with us on this glorious quest for wellbeing and compassion. You are a unique and wonderful connected element of the universe. All the things you need are here for you. 
Please relax and enjoy.    Follow me on social media twitter/instagram @bartlol www.bartlol.com
1 year ago

fintygrimbles

Episode forty Seven?

HOLY LATE GOD! A whole month and no glory. MY SADNESS IS DEEP! I have been caught in a malestorm and have just escaped with the jewels of jogant. Bless the simon.    Gooooood times.    www.bartlol.com    @bartlol twitter and instagramzzz 
4 days ago

Episode 46?

Xiaban! Get the chippy!    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol for twitter and instagramz
1 month ago

episode forty five?

get to the top! Only do it if you want. Have  a cup of tea. Only if you want. Do some stuff you don't want to do. Do it and be a jolly glory lad.  www.bartlol.com @bartlol Twitter/instagram gravybook. 
1 month ago

Episode Forty Four?

The sound is the ball. Eat the squid deepening. Don't disagree. Don't relax. Don't not don't. Feel the booster map and hamper jones.    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol Twitter and Instagrams. 
1 month ago

episode forty THREE?

Fizz Bizz! The coming of Melbourne joy and the underground secret tits! Soil master.    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol for twittah and instagramz. 
2 months ago

Episode Forty Two?

The lord of chaos is in your shadow. Use chalk and gravy to scare it away!    www.bartlol.com   xoxoxo
2 months ago

Episode forty One?

GET THE GAMMER! GET THE TAPS! GET THE PINCER DIMPLE! Comedy and witch fingers.    www.bartlol.com Twitter/Instagram @bartlol    Bank Bank Bank! Get that money inside the hard house. 
3 months ago

EPisode forty omg?

jebus!!! THE JEEEBUSSS! G BUS POWER BUS POWER POWER BUS BUS BUS BUS! GOose buss! FANTY BUSS!    www.bartlol.com
3 months ago

episode 39?

farking ganza! Golly sniper! Single dogs!    www.bartlol.com xoxoxoxoxo
4 months ago

Episode 38?

The world is spinning out so hard trippers. Get on board this wild zany train train. We aren't stopping until we find out the truth about all the numbers except for 9 and 11 they are all old and crusty. Bless your hairy bodies for the love you send into the heavens.    www.bartlol.com   Hot dogs 
4 months ago

EPISODE 37?

OMG Friends! USA Episode number 2. Stay good on your mind nest. Bless u  xoxoxoxoxoxoxo   www.bartlol.com 
4 months ago

epISODE 36?

FANTO! BINGO! SING SIN!    woooooooo
4 months ago

episode 35?

FRIENDS! It is the time of the world. Get into the sound cave and feel the power. Ep 35 OMG numbers. get into the zapper. Blity grimmmer    www.bartlol.com    timber zimber. 
5 months ago

Episode 34?

THE BOAT IS GONNA GO! SAFTEY FIRST CUNZ!!! GET THE SWORD OF NO HARM    www.bartlol.com   love job. 
5 months ago

Episode 33?

HOokey down town. Pound sound. The pod juice is here. Barn is uppity about progress and ranty about flax seeds. Get the low down and feel the fame   www.bartlol.com  @bartlol twitter instagram xoxoxo
5 months ago

EPIsode 32?

FINGER TRIPLE SHINT! The sun of the old moon is under the cresent! Stale beaver tips and the fancy gales of the ages suck diiiickksss!    www.bartlol.com    @bartlol for twitter and instagramz . 
5 months ago

episode thirty ONE?

POWER FRIENDS! WE ALL GET THE BONES IN OUR EYES! Get full on into the forest and feel the pumping lizards that live there as they send you the fax of your live. You have waited for the last 3 minutes for this special time. SORRY for the late pod. I am a silly.    www.bartlol.com    Twitter/instagram @bartlol    Good on ya BLOOODODODODODODY GOODO 
6 months ago

Episode Thirty?

WOOOOOWEEEEE! The woony of the soon dust is under the werewolf galaxy. We are family We are chance dingoes. We have the 0% sound feet. 

Grab your dinner and run through the fumble damp.    www.bartlol.com    Rate and subscrebsz. Say gday on the twitter or instagrazm @bartlol 
6 months ago

Episode Twenty Nine?

TANG!! SIMPER!! TANGO!!    www.bartlol.com    xoxo
6 months ago

Episode Twenty Eight?

CANS OF FEENZ!!! BANS OF TAPE!!! THE APE MONGELS ARE ARROW LORDS!!!    www.bartlol.com    @bartlol twitter instagramzzz    blanch youse
7 months ago

Episode Twenty Seven?

Raven RAVEN RAVEN RAVEN! Battle some RAVEN! GET IN BOARD TODAY@ PUT THE CODE _ RAVE DAVE! Into your browers at all places to win big maximum time!    www.bartlol.com    twtiter/instagnrngarz @bartlol xxxoxoxo
7 months ago

Episode Twenty Six?

FINTY FUN! NO STOP GLORY! FEEL THE REAVER OF FATE IN YOUR BUTTHOLE    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol Twitter instagram 
7 months ago

Episode Twenty Five?

FRiends! A new fresh sound episode! FULL of joy and wizdom.    www.bartlol.com   tie for first always xoxoxo
7 months ago

Episode Twenty Four?

FINT FUN! FAR OUT JOY JOY! MICF IS FULL IN THE ZONE! I AM TIRED BUT FULL OF GAPS of Light!    Ham ham ham ham!    Get along see the show! See the world. See the face.    www.bartlol.com    Twitter/instagram @bartlol hahahahah
7 months ago

Episode Twenty Three?

POWER FREEZE! MEGA BEES! FEEL IT FEEL IT GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE!    www.bartlol.com happy times  twitter/instagram @bartlol xoxo
8 months ago

Episode Twenty Two?

MICF is in born into the world once again. I am a comedy guy. It is going well and feeling nice. I talk about your mind. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? well i am a wizard of power and might. I am also the most humble thing in the universe.    twitter/instagram @bartlol  Get tickets to my show at www.bartlol.com    FRIENDBATTLESHIP 
8 months ago

Episode Twenty One.?

FARRRKINN!!! POWER QUANT!    The might of helm fin comes on the down rug.    www.bartlol.com 
8 months ago

Episode Twenty?

FARRRRKIN! Dudes! It is the Malaysian Power episode. Posted from teh fancy glorious town for KL! Fun mango pud pud always and the pervading doom of the rain gypsy. Tasty as fuuck magic. The heat of the ages. Unending jungle power.    find me @bartlol Twitter/instagram    www.bartlol.com    grab some tickets to my upcoming shows!    Bless use. 
8 months ago

Episode Nineteen.?

Non stop rage consumed the world. You are the last human person. You are not that angry. You have your own favourite sandwich. It is a good one.    www.bartlol.com    Get into it! 
9 months ago

Episode 18!?

FARKING  POWER ZAPPER!!!    www.bartlol.com 
9 months ago

Episode Seventeen?

FAR OUT FRIEND FACES!!! OMG OMG OMG!! TERMS AND CONDITIONS STATE YOU ARE ALL FAR AND POWER WANGS! 

BLESS YOU ALL!    www.bartlol.com  
9 months ago

episode sixteen?

FINTY FINTY FINTY! SEX DEN SUPER SUPER DINGO!    www.bartlol.com  Grab some Comedy tickets! Come along and be merry! 
9 months ago

episode fifteen?

Rando mega tongue!!! The combo mass is upon you all! Be ready with your nerf sword. With it you will break the young tingle.  Get tickets to my fancy show! MICF!    Go to www.bartlol.com    Feel like the steele goose. 
10 months ago

episode fourteen?

TIME FOR FALLOUT COMPUTER TAKE DINGER FUK!    Grab some tickets to my shows!  Twitter/instagram @bartlol  www.bartlol.com  
10 months ago

Episode 13.?

Fango Bango!! FUCKER DUCKER! I am a song mystress! New sound pants for you to wear! Get on board and feel the hoard devil upon you! xoxoox
GET TICKETS TO MY RAD SHOW!    KING LINK!    www.bartlol.com    twitter/instagram - @bartlol  say hi! oxoxo
10 months ago

Episode Twelve!?

NEW SOUND JUICE ON THE DECK! LET IT SUSTAIN YOUR FACE! BOOM BOOM! POWER WIZARD!    www.bartlol.com   hoard love 
10 months ago

Episode 11?

GRMBLES NEVA STOP GRIMBLES ALWAYS TOP! GRIMBLES GRIMBLES THIMBLES SYMBLOLS! FUCKIN GO GO TOWN HOUSE!    www.bartlol.com twitter/instagram @bartlol    fun jazz! 
11 months ago

Episode 10?

Merry Grimble year!!! This episdoe is certainly teh best podcast ever. It will guide you through your new years quandaries. GOOOONS!    www.bartlol.com   buy tickets to my shows!! XOXO   xoxox Twitter/ instargarmz  @bartlol 
11 months ago

Episode Nine?

Fuck guys! What a ride. I have been nominated for a mad lord spuer fucccck award. Feels good. Sitting upon the fant mountain. Have a merri Crhintz   tiwtter/istanragmz @bartlol    www.bartlol.com    get my show tix into your gob! 

Bless your fingers! 
11 months ago

Episode Eight!?

THIS SOUND SPELL WILL CASE THE WORLD TO SURRENDER TO THE BEST IDEA! WHICH IS CARAMEL LEGS!    www.bartlol.com @bartlol for twitter and instagramz    Peace out lover dips! 
11 months ago

Episode Seven?

Finty Finty Everybody fint! GOOSE LOVE HAP LOVE GRAMBLE ON THE SPINT!    Thanks for being all champs to the max guys! Go go go onwards!    www.bartlol.com Twitter/instagram @bartlol 
12 months ago

Episode Six?

OH WHAT!?!?! Episdoe 6?!?!!?! Damn sun. Ur gonna shine in my rich face with all the cash dolla shinty I have stacked up in this bitch. yeah being a gangster feels real good yo!!!! Keep it hot dawg. Yo yo yo yo yo yo    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol twitter/instagram    Fresh love! 
1 year ago

Episode Five.?

Finty ppower! Fresh maximum juice. FUCK GRRANDER! PANTS! Tankers.    www.bartlol.com   twitter/instagramz @bartlol    Say gday and be a friend.    Be real to your own face. 
1 year ago

Episode Four.?

Finty Grimbles is back and more powerful than ever. The geese of destiny have flown into your mind mountain and laid eggs of pure diamond. They are such powerful eggs only the strongest beast goslings can be born from them! Is that you? Are you the goose to rule with world with an iron feather? I hope so!    www.bartlol.com Twitter/instagram @bartlol    Stay fresh and powerful. Fuck the haters lol.     
1 year ago

Episode Three?

KILL THE GEESE! FUCK YOUR PANTS!    Grimbles!    www.bartlol.com @bartlol twitter/instragram   PANZER! 
1 year ago

Episode two.?

Fancy Lords! A quick new fresh fint is out and wild! Get your ears on board. It is power and might in pod form. Protect your baby makers! It might attack the fabric of space.      Rate and Review and tell ur pals! Thanks for being sweet faces.  Haunted pod!  twitter/instagram @bartlol www.bartlol.com
1 year ago

Episode One - Maximum Fint.?

HOLLA HOLLA GET THE SOUND POUND! The mysterious ninja Bartlol is back with a new podcave full of auido goodies. Get inside. Pillage it. Get ready for the cold Alaskan winter! Fun fun! The first of infinity pods! 
Get boners! Get company cars!    www.bartlol.com twitter/instragamz @bartlol 
1 year ago

we are not doctors

57th Consult.?

. Voicemail from Hola! Emails from Cherie and Jimmy! No theme song this week because my computer is a golden cum. sorry :( @bartlol @demilardner MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors
5 days ago

Ep 56 (PLUS BONUS SECRET EPISODE SIZZLE REEL!)?

. Voicemail from Alleyboi!  Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
1 week ago

Ep 55 (with BONUS SECRET EP SNIPPET!)?

. Voicemail from Phil! Baby questions! Whether to have, and what to do with friends who have them! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
2 weeks ago

54th Consult. RELAXO EP?

. Emails from Anonymous, Joost, Zelda,  Leave us a voicemail to play on the show! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
3 weeks ago

53rd Consult (RELAXOOOO EP)?

RELAX. YOU'RE DOING FINE. Emails from Anon (sexy stuff/virginity), Bianca (slightly shitty friendships), and Nan Nan (partner privacy boundaries). Update from Smarterchild! EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AND MERCH ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors send a voicemail for the show at www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
1 month ago

52nd Consult ONE YEAR BIRTHDAY OMG?

. Voicemails from Jimmy and riley How to get out of bed straight away, and some love type stuff! LEAVE YOUR VOICEMAILS FOR THE SHOW AT www.wearenotdoctors.com Exclusive merch and content at our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
1 month ago

51st Consult.?

YEH BBY Voicemails from: Phil and Jess Email anxiety, and having a huge piggy pet. CHUCK US A VOICEMAIL BABY, at www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
1 month ago

50th Consult.?

FLUNT! Voicemail from J Dawg Mc Rad Face How to support a loved one through a complicated split-up!     Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
1 month ago

49th Consult.?

Voicemail from Riley Emails from: Clio (on love stuff) Isaac (listener advice) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol  
2 months ago

48th Consult.?

Voicemail from Em (Stuff about being trans) Email from Jared (How to have more common interests with your love-person) GUEST WISDOM FROM ALFIE! Alfie plugs: www.youtube.com/c/alfie19 www.instagram.com/alfie.vandewiel twitter: @AlfieVandewiel OUR STUFF: @bartlol @demilardner
2 months ago

47th Consult.?

Voicemail from: Zac Emails from: Cromulent Bogdawg, Shane, Anonymous and Mel. Infertility and how to get back into a gym routine! An update on Shane's lack of sleep time! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol Stings:  
2 months ago

46th Consult?

  Voicemail from Matthew, Email from Jim. LIBIDO DIFFERENCES! CIGARETTES! TATTOOS! VIDEO GAMES! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
2 months ago

BONUS EP with Becky Lucas and Cameron Duggan - Consult 45.5?

Listen friends. It gets wild.  Super relaxo-email intro, and a big, drunk bonus at the end. Voicemail From: Elle Email From: Charles White Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol
2 months ago

45th Consult.?

Friend depression, Ex-homophobia, Helping your partner with their brain, Not reconnecting with exes, Listener advice. Emails from: Jen, Smarterchild Mcgee, Jared, Ian, Anonymous. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol Stings: Big Sean - I Dont Fuck With You Three Dog Night - Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog Kanye West - Hey Mamma MC Hammer - U can't Touch This The Simpsons - Bart vs Australia   Shelley Duvall - Faerie Tale Theatre The Shining - Bat Scene
2 months ago

44th Consult. with AL DEL BENE!?

WE'RE JOINED BY OUR SUPER HILARIOUS PAL AL DEL BENE! WE GO THROUGH HOW TO HELP A PARTNER SEEK PROFESSIONAL MENTAL HELP! leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol @AlDelBene
3 months ago

43rd Consult.?

HELP YOUR PARTNER IN BEING A HEALTH BANCH! JESUS SISTER! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner Stings: Jesus is my friend - Sonseed Swimming Pools - Kendrick Lamar Greased Lightning - Grease Soundtrack Crying - Roy Orbison One Week - Bare Naked Ladies I am the one who knocks - Redalyn (youtube) You Can Eat Bread - Oprah and Weight Watchers (youtube) Horse Sounds Vol. 1 - (youtube)
3 months ago

42nd Consult. RELAXXXXXX?

TROUBLE SLEEPING! ASKING FOR MONEY BACK! rub your butts on us. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
3 months ago

41st Consult.?

RELATIONSHIPS, JOBS AND DEALING WITH CHANGE AND LOSS LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
3 months ago

40th Consult.?

BLACKLIGHTS, ELEPHANT CUM, DEALING WITH CHANGE.  LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
4 months ago

39th Consult.?

WHAT IS LOVE? SOURKROUT, WOMAN-SHAPED-HOSE. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
4 months ago

38th Consult.?

TRAMBS! NEW MIND JOURNEY! ANXIOUS GIRLFRIEND! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! www.wearenotdoctors.com EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
4 months ago

37th Consult.?

SPOILERS. JESSICA JONES. FALLOUT 4. DRONGO. leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com ASK AN ADVICE! OUR PATREON HAS EXCLUSE MERCH AND CONTENT! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
4 months ago

36th Consult.?

ASSFISH! TRUMP! DOING STANDUP! BANK EPISODE! WE LOVE YOU! Exclusive merch and content at the patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! WE WILL DO ADVICE PRAYRES! WE ARE JESUS SHRUBS! www.wearenotdoctors.com
5 months ago

35th Consult.?

BONT and D7865 talk about how to live with HOUSEFRIENDS! EXCLU$$$E MERCH AT OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
5 months ago

34th Consult.?

Housemate Bhuddism! Existential crises!  LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com WANNA DONATE? YUM! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner
5 months ago

33rd Consult.?

Drambie and Bunton are help shrubs. MEDICARE, CHILL-OUT ACTIVITIES AND MAILBAG TIME! Plus a listener emails some advice for a past episode! nice! wanna donate?? We love you! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
5 months ago

32nd Consult.?

GETTING PAID FOR ART! BEING A GOOD FRIEND! BEING HEALTH-DOG! wanna donate? YUMBO. www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors LEAVE A VOICEMAIL! www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol  @demilardner  
6 months ago

31st Consult.?

SOCIAL TIMES, TREE BOYFRIENDS AND THE JOURNEY LIFE. DO US A VOICEMAIL at www.wearenotdoctors.com ask us how to live!  @bartlol @demilardner DONATE TO THE PATREON! we love you! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors
6 months ago

30th Consult.?

DRINKING LESS! MIND JOURNEYS! HORROR! leave us a voicemail at www.wearenotdoctors.com donate on the patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors we love you @bartlol @demilardner
6 months ago

29th Consult.?

WE CHAT ON LONG DISTANCE RELASHOS. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner wanna donate??? cool! we have a patreon! www.patreon/wearenotdoctors
6 months ago

28th Consult?

the doptors do a chit on MATURE AGE STUDENTING and NOT GIVING A GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK what anybody thinks in HIGH SCHOOL. DO US A VOICEMAIL ON www.wearenotdoctors.com we love you. @bartlol @demilardner
6 months ago

Ep 27 RE-UPLOAD LOL SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY?

WE SAY 'HEAPS' HEAPS. MOTIVATION TIME. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT WWW.WEARENOTDOCTORS.COM @bartlol @demilardner
7 months ago

26th Consult. GUY MONTGOMERY?

super-platter GUY MONGOMERY is our jupps.  we talk RELATIONSHIPS, AMERICA AND MISTAKES LEAVE A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner @guy_mont
7 months ago

25th Consult. with SUSIE YOUSSEF?

SUSIE YOUSSEF! THE POWER FRIEND. WE DO RESILIENCE, FLIRTING AND BEING BROWN-ISH. LEAVE Q VOICEMAIL ON www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner @susieyoussef we are your friends.
7 months ago

24th Consult. with LUKE HEGGIE?

WE DO THE HEGGIE,THE CHILD AND THE SHARP LORD LEAVE A VOICEMAIL ON www.wearenotdoctors.com www.lukeheggie.com @bartlol @demilardner @notdrs we love you
7 months ago

23rd Consult with KYRAN WHEATLEY?

BISEXUALITY. WRANGLING THE BAD THOUGHTS. FIGHTING STAIRS. LEAVE VOICEMAILS ON www.wearenotdoctors.com @kyranwheatley @bartlol @demilardner  
8 months ago

22nd Consult with BECKY LUCAS?

WE DO A SANDWICH AND A BECKY. WE LOVE. YOU LOVE. LOVE TOGETHER. LEAVE A VOICEMAIL AT www.wearenotdoctors.com @Becky_Lucas89 @bartlol @demilardner
8 months ago

21st Consult: SLOSS Edition?

Demi, Bart and Sloss do a big aural gobby on plane travel, not giving a fuck and eating hardships. LIVE EP TIX: www.trybooking.com/187054 LEAVE VOICEMAILS ON THE WEBSITE LITTLE CHIM CHIMS! www.wearenotdoctors.com @Daniel_Sloss @demilardner @bartlol  
8 months ago

20th Consultation?

2 hungover 2 write description ;eave voicemail on website www.wearenotdoctors.com  
8 months ago

19th Consultation?

WE DO ADVICE ON THE FRIEND AND THE TORMENT AND THE GAY! GET TICkies TO THE LIVE EP! www.trybooking.com/187054 LEAVE A VOICEMAIL ON THE WEBSITE! www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner eat my squaps
9 months ago

18th Consultation?

Bart and Demi are sensible samurais. Let us tackle the mental health you butt pirates.  LEAVE THE VOICEMAILS ON www.wearenotdoctors.com TIX TO THE LIVE SHOW ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE. @bartlol @demilardner juice goose
9 months ago

17th Consultation?

Derpi and Berpie answer your relaishe questionnes. SHORTY BANK EP LOVE YOU GO WEBSITE! SEND VOICEMAIL! www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
9 months ago

16th Consultation?

Drert and Blent embark on an aural adventure concerning death, telemarketers and creativity. DO A WEBSITE VOICEMAIL GUYS! WE LOVE FOR IT FOREVER! DO IT HERE --> www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
10 months ago

15th Consultation?

Derbi and Blart do a little scrim on Love, Cops OINKITY OINK and de ja vu.  VOICEMAIL TO US ON THE WEBSITE!  www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner Find your clog-stem!
10 months ago

14th Consultation?

Demi and Bart solve troublesome mates, Hitchcock and being a hospital spinty. DO A VOICEMAIL: www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner love you
10 months ago

13th Consultation?

Bart and Demi do a sleepy chat, a racism chat and a doggy dog dog. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL POCKLES! DO IT ON THE WEBSITE! THIS ONE HERE: www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
10 months ago

BONUS CONSULTATION - Episode 10.5?

The full recording of Bart, Demi and Hing. www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner @hingers
10 months ago

12th Consultation?

Demi and Bart solve Rage, Doggy and Religos.  LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU DIRTY SEA DOGS www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner SCRUB YOUR FACE OFF
10 months ago

11th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve romance, presidenting and hotels. WE LOVE YOUR HAIR AND STAMINA. LEAVE A VOICEMAIL. www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
10 months ago

10th Consultation?

Bart, Demi and Ratdik solve Cyberbullying, the new year and BBQ fun. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL ON THE WEBSITE, GET A MIND FOR YOUR HANDS. www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
11 months ago

9th Consultation?

Bart and Demi HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST FRIEND they solve fame, music time and doggy www.wearenotdoctors.com LEAVE A VOICEMAIL, STOMP ABOUT @demilardner @bartlol @MrJoshEarl
11 months ago

8th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve a Star War, dinner and how to learn. www.wearenotdoctors.com LEAVE A VOICEMAIL, BUD-MACHINES! GET IT DID! @demilardner @bartlol
11 months ago

7th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve painting, Christmas and being dead. www.wearenotdoctors.com LEAVE A VOICEMAIL, FRIENDS! BE NICE TO YOUR PETS! SLIBBER ON MY DINGLE! @demilardner @bartlol
11 months ago

6th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve hunger, planes, anxiety and cats. SEND US A VOICEMAIL. WE WANT TO HELP. WEAR A MASK OF YOUR OWN FACE. www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
12 months ago

5th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve the Arias, restaurants and getting knowledge pie in your mind gob. WE WANT YOUR VOICEMAILS. GO TO THE WEBSITE AND JAM THEM INTO OUR HEARTS. www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

4th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve Presents, biscuits and putting food in your yum hole. LEAVE A VOICEMAIL ON THE WEBSITE! LIVE YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU DIE, I LOVE IT BABY. www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

3rd Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve sleepytime, being a technofuck and terrorism.   Leave a voicemail on the website and ask for some advice! Fuck the moon! Hug the wind! www.wearenotdoctors.com   @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

2nd Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve gender, weddings and Nanna's aids Leave a voicemail on the website and ask for some advice! Scream forever! Shatter the tomb that is my skull! www.wearenotdoctors.com   @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

1st Consultation?

Bart and Demi are not doctors. But they are your friends. Leave a voicemail on the website and ask for some advice! Pat a dog! Clap until you die! www.wearenotdoctors.com We will fix your life, money back guarantee, no refunds. In this episode we solve gun laws, ISIS and how to be the worst bird. Funnel it into your hearing-eyes. @demilardner @bartlol
1 year ago

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