BART FREEBAIRN

Wild Biscuit Master!
Read my bio here.
Bart is a stand up comedy comedian. He has been doing comedy for a while now and travels around Australia doing comedy to people and whatever else is around. Having had the pleasure some lovely festivals like Melbourne comedy festival, Adelaide Fringe festival and Brisbane Comedy Festival Bart has had people who work at newspapers write some nice things about him. If you want him to write or perform something funny just send an email to info@bartlol.com

Here are some quotes for you to look at. Have a great day!

"…a joy to watch" The Age ****

" …turns ordinary tales into wonderful adventures"
Adelaide Advertiser ****

bart news

Super New Shows! ?

Hey wild lords! Great festival magic times coming up! New comedy and joy ready for your face! It won't be super shiny but it will be fun and fancy!

WOOOO

Sydney Fringe!!! 1st, 3rd and 5th of September! 7.15pm!! Get on it!

www.sydneyfringe.com/whats_on/event/7bfa6def-f7d6-496a-ab04-415939af8ca5/

Melbourne Fringe! HOLYCRAP! IT IS GONNA ROCK!!!!

16th of September - 2nd or October! 8pm! Get on it! Tix at the door of the Imperial Hotel or at this link!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/program/event/view/1580c881-600b-48b6-ae57-791e64e3d900
2 weeks ago

Fresh times ahead?

Hi hi hi! Super lords of the internetz!

Thanks for all your love and support with the live podcasts. They were so great. Listen to them at your pace! I have some great new things coming up! I will put them up soon! I am doing Sydney Comedy festival Roadshow along with Trips to Brisbane and Adelaide. Splendour in the Grass is happening and I am doing shows in Sydney and Melbourne Fringe! Fun times ahead. Also there are 2 new podcasts in the works! Busy but super funny fun fun times! Maximum gravy! Stay tuned mega faces!
2 months ago

Holy Awesome town! ?

So many good gigs coming up!

Sydney is happening and is gonna be so good! Come along to my Sydney Comedy Festival show here!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

BIG NEWS
Nick Cody and I are finishing up our powerful and glorious podcast Something for the Drive Home so we are doing a few excellent live shows to say goodbye and thanks a lot! THE first one is in Sydney! on the 16th at 5pm! Get involved in that! It is gonna be off the hook!

Here are teh details!

premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=SOMETHIN15&v=ENC

We are going to be in Adelaide on May the 21st doing a huge night of both Nick and my solo shows and the podcast! It will be a podfestival indeed! OFF TEH HOOK! Details here!

www.trybooking.com/HRPH

Then to top it off we are doing the final live super excellent 200th episode on the 30th of May at Public bar in Melbourne! The link is right here!

www.trybooking.com/HQAE

Tickets are selling super quick for all of these. Of course i am going to say that but seriously come along. It is gonna be ace!

PEACE TO THE MAX
4 months ago

Festival Glory?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.comedyfestival.com.au/2015/season/shows/ultra-power-lord-bart-freebairn

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
5 months ago

festival glory! ?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
5 months ago

Festival Glory?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
5 months ago

Festivals and Lasers! ?

Hey heyhey super lords of the internet depths! I am doing some great shows in the beginning of this fine year! Here they are with links attached!

Perth Fringe! Yes Perth! 7th - 11th of Feb
www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/8ff69fb5-3d8c-434b-8003-e1ba4092b690/

Brisbane Comedy Festival! 17th - 22nd of March
brisbanepowerhouse.org/events/2015/03/17/bart-freebairn-ultra-power-lord/

Melbourne Comedy Festival! 25th of March - 19th of April!
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Sydney Comedy festival dates to come! Podcasts will be happening in the towns Nick and I are in at the same time!

Stay magical!
7 months ago

sweet xmas Jazz?

MEGA DOGS! I am in gonna be in Perth in December doing all sorts of sweet gigs. I am also all over every shopping centre ever over the festive season. Just being a super EAGLe.

Tuesday the 25th I am headlining the Imperial Hotel! get on it xo
9 months ago

FRESH LORDS?

YEAH DUDES!!

In the sweet SYDNEY TOWN for the next 10 days!
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

The COmedy store From Thursday to Saturday for 23rd - 25th and 30th - 1st!!!

The Hump!! SO tasty!! GEt on it here! www.humpcomedy.com/

SO GREAT!!! HAPPY TIMES!
10 months ago

Adelaide super times! ?

This week I am all up in Adelaide! Get into it guyzzz. Check for gigs and tickets here

www.adelaidecomedy.com/

Then Local Laughs on the 18th!

www.facebook.com/LocalLaughs

With Brisbane shows coming up later in the month from the 28th of August!

www.standup.com.au/

Then Sydney for Fringe Festival!

www.sydneyfringe.com/whats_on/event/cbb9420a-bc8c-4413-87fb-fc102ffb9873/

Followed by Melbourne Fringe!!!!!! OMG SO MUCH FUN!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/bart-freebairn-ultra-power-lord/
1 year ago

SUPER LRODS!?

UP and coming! I am going to be doing comedy at Splendour in the Grass! See you there if you have tickets.

Special and excellent live show coming on the 1st of July! Live 3rd bday podcast with the powerful Nick Cody and I!

Here are details.

www.trybooking.com/90236

See you there!
1 year ago

Wild Lords!?

Thanks to all the Billions of peoples that came along to my shows across the country for the comedy festival times. BLESS YOUR DEAR FACES!!! BLESSS YOU!!!!!!! I am in Perth from the 30th of April until the 11th of May. Details are in the heavens.
www.comedylounge.com.au/2011/
1 year ago

Melbourne Comedy JOY! ?

Guyz!!! HERE Are ticket details for my Melbouren Comedy festival show. I am doing a show EVERYDAY at 8pm at the IMperial hotel in Melbourne CBD! Because I love comedy and I LUV U!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=72342

ThAT LINK IS FOR TICKETS! CLICK IT AND buy a pass to pure awesome!!!

LUV U x
1 year ago

MELBOURNEZ Comedy fetivalz?

Guyz!!! HERE Are ticket details for my Melbouren Comedy festival show. I am doing a show EVERYDAY at 8pm at the IMperial hotel in Melbourne CBD! Because I love comedy and I LUV U!

Melbourne Comedy festival! OHHHHH DAMMNNNN!!! THE PURE POWER!!
www.trybooking.com/EDAK

BOok now for sweet comedy magic dreams.
1 year ago

Festival Awesomeness! ?

Sweet Internet dudes! Here are my upcoming festivals! Get on it! They are gonna be super totes awesome!

Perth Fringe! Oh BOom!!!!
tinyurl.com/kx2fays

Brisbane comedy festival!! Get into it!! Sweet BrisLOVE
tinyurl.com/l82yk9f

Melbourne Comedy festival! OHHHHH DAMMNNNN!!! THE PURE POWER!!
www.trybooking.com/EDAK

BOok now for sweet comedy magic dreams.
1 year ago

Brisbane Comedy Festival! ?

GUys! I will be in Brisbane for the Comedy festival they have there! Here is the link!! Gonna be so sweet! Come along

brisbanepowerhouse.org/events/2014/02/25/bart-freebairn-double-happiness/
1 year ago

BRISBANE!?

GUYS! Brisbane Powerhouse Livewired comedy night! 20th of October! Be there to see me do a sweet 34q345we minute headline spot full of mad awesome jokes! oxoxoxoxox SEe you there! xoxoxo
1 year ago

sydney!!?

Guys this week I am in the SYDNEY!
Doing the Sydney Comedy store from
Thursday -- Saturday!!! Show starts at 8.30pm! Get tickets here!
comedystore.com.au/
Doing the Mic in Hand on Thursday night after the store! Super awesome room as well. Here are the details.
amicinhand.com/

HUGS BROZZZ
1 year ago

upcoming gigs in October!?

Heaps of sweet gigs this month. Here are a few.
Speen on Monday 9th at 8pm in Melbourne CBD
Public Bar on the 18th at 8pm Near Vic Markets
The Local on the 23rd at 8pm in St. Kilda.

I have some sweet action in the mix! I will soon announce some secret awesome shows around Melbourne Fringe time as well. Keep your eyes on this space. I know you do anyway. You crazy lovely stalker you. xx
1 year ago

happy pants?

Hey wild magic internet travellers! Bart is currently upgrading his wizard powers and will be going over the the USA to get mad fame and fortune up in his grill. There will be more updates on the site with twitter and instagram and other social media delights. It is a month before the plane leaves so there will be some gigs before hand. GET READY FOR FUN!
2 years ago

Sydney Magic?

Hey wild super lords! I am in Sydney! I am doing sweet shows. Come along and have some fun with me.
I got an awesome hour of glory on Saturday! Get tickets here.
www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=48
I am at Comedy on the Rox doing clean sweet comedy!
www.comedyontherox.com.au/
Thursday I am at one of my favourite rooms! The Mic in Hand!
amicinhand.com/
2 years ago

ah yis! Comedy Festival! ?

Hey wonderful People of Melbourne! My show The Age of Wonder is happening for the next few weeks and it is great! I have worked really hard on it and think it is well worth a watch! Please come along and have a great time!

Click here to get tickets!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
2 years ago

Sweet FESTIVE TIMES?


Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! COme to my Melbourne Comedy festival show! It is happy and fun and you will have a powerful soul laserbeam afterwards.

I have worked hard on it and it is a funny comedy. You won't regret it!

HOORAY!

Melbourne ---

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
2 years ago

BOOK SWEET TICKETS?

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! COme to my Melbourne Comedy festival show! It is happy and fun and you will have a powerful soul laserbeam afterwards.

I have worked hard on it and it is a funny comedy.

HOORAY!

Melbourne!!!

FRom --- 27th of March to the 20th of April! WOO
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
2 years ago

Sweet FESTIVE TIMES?

Hey sweet super HiveMINd internet masters! It is festival time! I have many good times ahead.
Adelaide lovely people! 4th -17th of March!
www.adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/the-age-of-wonder/1adc93e1-0ce5-4455-848e-f6889457e3de
Brisbane Magic lords! 19th -24th of March
briscomfest.com/show/bart-freebairn
Melbourne Vest masters! 27th of March to the 20th of April! WOO
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298

Tickets and details are in the links! Happy times!
2 years ago

WILD MAGIC DUDES!?

Hey happy faces! This week in Melbourne I am doing shows that are great! Portland Hotel at 8pm on Wednesday and Hawthorn Hotel at 8pm on Thursday! May you arrive if you wish! Mad cuddles up in your shizznit!
2 years ago

Brisbane! ?

Guys I am in Brisbane from the 29th of October until the 5th of November.
Boundary Hotel on the 30th!
Jupiters Casino on the 31st
Sit Down Comedy Club 1st to the 3rd
LiveWired on the 4th
OMG the fun comes at your face hard and fast. If you aren't in Brisbane please enjoy your time doing things you like amongst the things you must do.

Love
bart.
2 years ago

Come to the Show! ?

My Fringe Festival show is in full swing in Melbourne. Please come along and check it out! It is in a pillow fort and is super great and fun! Here is a link with all the details and tickets!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/the-warmth-we-make-with-our-lives/

2 years ago

Pillow FOrt?

Bart is getting ready for his Melbourne Fringe show in September and is going to be doing the show in a pillow fort. If you have any old sheets or blankets and feel like being a part of the process email in pillows@bartlol.com
3 years ago

twitter

If Kayne becomes president farmers will never have worry about drought. He'll straight up make it rain!!! Dolla Dolla Bills. #Kayne2020
2 days ago
Have a powerful day everyone. Here's a motivational poster for you all!!! t.co/WUPXAbfNxA
2 days ago
I spilt my coffee on the ground. Some would say I wasted my coffee. I would say the Earth is going to get HEAPS done today.
3 days ago
Gravity is super needy.
4 days ago
I never trust a pistachio that I didn't have to work for. When I find a juicy one in the bowl with no shell it feels like an evil trap.
4 days ago
Non Profit Organisation just sounds like another name for a shit business.
5 days ago
This chilli is hot can mean two different things. I am a total bitch or I'm a hardcore motherfucker and this chilli will kill you. Beware
6 days ago
If you can read this you're to close. Or your eyes are powerful and you need to be so far away your friends will forget about you. You freak
1 week ago
New zen wisdom. If two empty self driving cars crash in the woods does anyone get sued?
1 week ago
Hey funny, strong, awesome women. You aren't intimidating. You're perfect. There are just a lot of weak ass boys out there posing as men.
1 week ago
Reading a book because I am a gangster! I am in a book club. We are a reading gang. I am legit.
1 week ago
The new anti ageing cream slows down the cooling and expansion of the universe. You need a lot to get good results but it works great.
1 week ago
Some fancy dress parties aren't that great. They're just dress parties.
2 weeks ago
Some peoples rudeness baseline is way different to other peoples. For instance I call Santa Claus the Gift Cunt.
2 weeks ago
Never trust a skinny cook or a living assassin.
2 weeks ago
Being safe outdoors requires sunscreen. That is why I wear a house. The ultimate sun protection. It makes the beach harder but worth it.
2 weeks ago
True express trains never stop. To board, dream of one and you might wake up on it traveling at epic speeds. To get off use maximum bravery.
2 weeks ago
I have too much respect. It gets in the way. When a sex partner wants me to shit on them I only poop out a romantic dinner with candles
2 weeks ago
I'm at a shop called chicken castle. The chickens aren't ruling though. They aren't even alive. I don't think they named this castle.
2 weeks ago
Just had a bubble tea that had neither bubbles or tea. Let's call it what it is. Super delicious wild taste choking hazard beverage.
2 weeks ago
Sometimes I go total dragon and hoard treasure in my lair. My treasure is donuts. I eat my treasure. I'm a really cool dragon and super guy.
2 weeks ago
I just found a map to fun town. It's covered in cum. I'm not sure about this trip.
2 weeks ago
I eat so organic I just open up my mouth and eat raw universe. NO GMO okay. Feels good.
2 weeks ago
Asking people to squeeze your booty is the best way to get married super hard and good.
3 weeks ago
Hey muffins. You sound like fun but you're full of dry sadness. Cake or GTFO.
3 weeks ago
Google maps has a new feature called adventure mode. To activate just turn off your phone and follow your heart to your true destiny.
3 weeks ago
Whenever I want a businessman to know I am serious about the bottom line I draw a sweet line on my butt and run to the stock market. SUCCESS
3 weeks ago
Weddings can be stressful. Especially when two pressure sensitive explosives are getting hitched. HOLY SHIT WHAT A CRAZY DAY!
4 weeks ago
Never is aim more important than when doing a wee wee in a house full of girls. To be a proper gentleman you must be a urine dick sniper.
4 weeks ago
Don't splash water on your face to freshen up. Do sweet hip hop moves and jump into a giant bowl of lettuce and become a super salad. FRESH!
1 month ago
When I want to step my fashion up to the next level I add fire to my outfit. It has always been around but is very exciting.
1 month ago
Model airplanes are so hot and they don't even get to go on the runway to show their hot styles. It's fucking bullshit. Equal plane rights!
1 month ago
Got a super technological set of scales that tells how much I'll weigh in the future. It's zero. Skinny for eternity feels so good.
1 month ago
Pelicans are so positive. They are yes birds. Can you eat a whole fish at once? Yes we can! They're the Obama of the bird world.
1 month ago
X=Y? No!!! X= TREASURE! Pirate mathematics teacher
1 month ago
Most people hold in their farts because they are gross. Some hold them back because they are truly beautiful and they're afraid of change.
1 month ago
Walking in a tiled floor with socks feels great. But beware!! For when you step on a hidden water puddle all the joy will leave your world.
1 month ago
Being shredded is great if you're a muscle unit. Even better if you're a secret document that spies are after. #rippyleaks
1 month ago
Shirts are just body condoms so the sun doesn't give you cancer babies.
2 months ago
Scented candles are the vodka cruiser of the fire world.
2 months ago
How to avoid being murdered - When someone is trying to kill you just tell them you don't identify as a dead person or ghost. Works great.
2 months ago
If it came down to it and the world needed me I would totally shit on a police car. Only for the greater good though. I'm no animal.
2 months ago
So you love eating apples? Also known as plundering a baby tree's first meal. You fucking savage.
2 months ago
Sometimes I dress up as a sneaky murderer. Not a people murderer though. I only murder cakes.
2 months ago
After every meal I go vegan until my next meal. It feels really good. #blessed
2 months ago
Some men have trouble crying which is why Braveheart was made.
2 months ago
i just put ice cubes in my pants to make my outfit a cooler fashion. I am a computer hacker. You can't understand my life. It is intense.
2 months ago
How many evil plots do you have to hatch before your personal assistant becomes a henchman?
2 months ago
I want henchmen but I don't want to be evil. Oh well. Henchmen gotta hench.
2 months ago
A homeless person asked me for change. I poured magic gravy on him and he was eaten by wizards. I wanna help but you've gotta stay on brand.
2 months ago
Sometimes a sandwich is too beautiful and I get scared how good we are together. I want to run but I don't. Be open to love. Be strong.
2 months ago
Lining up at a fancy restaurant is like lining up for a rollercoaster but for your mouth.
2 months ago
Considering the age of the universe we are all going to die young. Definitely not pretty though.
2 months ago
Farts are just unspoken desires. That's why you hold so many in on dates. This is true. I'm a doctor and a wizard. #WikiLeaks
2 months ago
We are all together. It's crazy. How cool is it. Spread some joy. Do your best.
2 months ago
Most people cry when they're sad. Others wear Ed Hardy clothes. Some eat lots of corn or scream at birds. A special few do all those things
2 months ago
Getting ripped seems like the best idea if you want to be a tough manly man. Make sure you're a man though. If you're pants then it's fucked
2 months ago
It's said love can do anything. If that's the case I feel like love should've fixed a lot more problems by now. Or at least made me a pizza.
2 months ago
Go on a family holiday alone. It's easy. Just eat family sized pizzas and yell at yourself to put on sunscreen.
2 months ago
Curious whether you live close to the airport? Find out. See how mad taxi drivers get when you ask them to take you home from the airport.
2 months ago
Fomo is easy to avoid. Just spread your consciousness to all times and places. You won't miss a thing.
2 months ago
If you're on death row ask for the electric chair as your final meal. It'll be chewy but they won't be able to kill you. Best meal ever lol.
2 months ago
Use anti age cream on your hands. That way your fists are so young if you punch anyone's face they go to jail for kissing baby fists.
2 months ago
Putting stickers in your laptop is a gateway to tattoos.
3 months ago
ALWAYS GAUZE THE STARS SO THEY ARE HEALED FROM THE BURNS THEY DO ON THEMSELVES! HOT HOT HOT OUCH.
3 months ago
Super great #SFTDH final live pod! Gonna miss the magic finty yoga attacks. POWERFUL @TheNickCody! Many thanks 2 youse all! Super love. #fgt
3 months ago
I just blended two weeks worth of vegetables into a smoothie and drank it. I am going to go to the toilet infinity times. #health
3 months ago
I like pancakes because they're honest about where they're from. Unlike those oven cakes. They don't say but I know. Fucking oven cakes.
3 months ago
I'd totes be in army if I got heaps of cuddles and lived forever.
3 months ago
Home cooked meals aren't special. I eat peanut butter out of a jar with a spoon, and by jar I mean hat and by spoon I mean my face. #privacy
3 months ago
When I see processed food being sold as 'homestyle' I figure some homes must be giant factories full of food robots. Legitimate Robohomes
3 months ago
All bodies of water are bed ridden.
3 months ago
I am a massive slut for dental hygiene. Sometimes I will have a mouth gangbang with like more toothbrushes than I can count. Feels so good.
3 months ago
Just booked a dentist appointment for two thirty. Feel like a champion that should take the day off. My level of ambition is fucked.
3 months ago
When I get 3000 follows I will legit fart on a the ghost of an eagle. #blessed #humble #yolo #namaste #swag
3 months ago
I follow my dreams. That's why I nap a lot.
3 months ago
Budget Tips. Save money on University by having a smart phone. All the knowledge of the universe in your hand. Degrees are for chumps.
3 months ago
Budget Tips. We can help farmers by starting to print Australian 1 dollar bills. That way when there is a drought they can make it rain.
3 months ago
The more food tells me what it's not the less I trust it. Hey I'm gluten free, fat free, nut free, pants free, skin free. WTF ARE YOU FOOD?
3 months ago
When I'm travelling I feel special. I've got a secret. All the people think I belong here but I don't know where I am. I'm a confused spy.
3 months ago
Looking for a sweet shortcut to get to work fast? Quit your job. Then you can be at work in zero seconds.
3 months ago
Need acid to "see" the music? No. Just turn on the visualiser in your media player ya goof.
3 months ago
My eyes are two faced bitches.
3 months ago
Once I saw a house with a massive crazy boner.
4 months ago
With the advent of plastic surgery the phrase 'picking your nose' could be considered quite fancy.
4 months ago
Could've been the best footballer in the world but I love chasing seagulls too much. Fuck the game. I gotta make those fellas flap away.
4 months ago
If someone tells you they're going to make you a big star remind them the Sun is a small star so they'd better get to fucking work. #famous
4 months ago
Make your superannuation actually super by exposing it to radioactive animals. It's gotta be strong. You need it to save you.
4 months ago
Such a totally mega tard #drunkcast @DumDumClub! So powerful and awesome. Love all youse all to the max. Thanks for teh magic guys.
4 months ago
It's a woman's choice whether they want to have a baby or not. It should also be their choice when they have it. Pregnant 4 lyfe.
4 months ago
Perhaps the wind blows so trees can dance. It'd feel good to stretch after being still for so long. Great job wind. #yogawind #MICF2015
4 months ago
Put your pizza crusts in empty envelopes. You can send them to people who say they like them. They live far away because they're banished
4 months ago
I often see people asking Facebook things Google can answer. So instead of telling them I am posting this on twitter. Go computers!
4 months ago
I'm great at friendship. I make happy times and good vibes hand over fist. Great business friendship deals.
4 months ago
Thanks for having me on at Rofl Room @nova100 @Tommy_little @micomfestival it was freaking awesome! #MICF2015
4 months ago
The weekend is icecream for grownups.
4 months ago
I have a strong hunch that we've missed the second coming of Jesus and it was Bob Marley.
5 months ago
Just did warm up for @triplej #GoodAzFriday. So great. Thanks guys. Come see me @micomfestival for more lols! I'll rock your Easter!
5 months ago
Easter! A little bit of fun for humans. Serious awesomeness for ants.
5 months ago
I went to see @KarlChandler do a super awesome show last night at #MICF2015! Really funny! Different every night. Go and see him kill it.
5 months ago
Gravy lords! Live Something for the Drive home Podcast is happening! Get involved! t.co/OLNKSBLIDS Powerful! Spread the word!!! #fint
5 months ago
Guys! I saw @simonkeck rock his show super hard last night! Really good and hot. Go see it yo! He is after me at the Imperial #micf #radness
5 months ago
I scroll so deep on my Facebook feed I see status updates from God about his plans 4 the universe. I scroll hectic deep lol #micf #MICF2015
5 months ago
Everyone deserves happiness. I hope you find that special someone. Whether it's a person or a hamburger. #MICF2015 #MICF
5 months ago
A perfectly balanced human knows how long they can look at a cute person without compromising their ability to drive. #MICF2015 #micf
5 months ago
Introverts are great at yoga. They're so used to folding into themselves #MICF2015 #MICF
5 months ago
Tweet lords! It is busy festival time for me. Sorry about the all the plugs for the next month. I will pack in zingers as well. Plug Plug xo
5 months ago
Sometimes when I'm eating pizza I don't use a condom. I'm a wild lord.
5 months ago
My dick wears Ed Hardy shirts and yells dumb things from cars. Turns out my dick is a bit of a dick.
5 months ago
When you drop money on the ground you're littering and enriching the environment at the same time.
5 months ago
I've eaten hours worth of two minute noodles.
5 months ago
I dropped a sanitised wet wipe on the ground. Wasted wipes or THE CLEANEST GROUND IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD?!
5 months ago
I recently taught my dog how to shake hands. So he can do business deals when I'm not around.
5 months ago
Sometimes I get up early and drink coffee out of a briefcase so I know what it feels like to be a legit full powered business person. #biz
5 months ago
Finding a hair in your food is gross right?! Your food could've had a beautiful beard but got really sick and lost it. Think twice. Be nice.
5 months ago
Blood is thicker than water but gravy is thicker than blood. Roast dinner is my true family.
6 months ago
If I was a movie star I would wear every dress ever to the Oscars so all the news places would get way too excited and explode. #Oscars2015
6 months ago
Are you sick of greasy fingers from eating tasty chips? Want to become a legend who is unstoppable and fresh? Time to go PACKET TO MOUTH.
6 months ago
I am totally okay with posing next to animals I have hunted and bagged but your mum is always moving around cleaning up. BOOM ZING! #rekt
6 months ago
If I had to choose a super power it'd be to appear where someone is about to take their own life and save them. That or a massive rad dong.
6 months ago
When I hear someone say "My star sign sums me up perfectly" I am blown away by how I didn't know Fucktard was a star sign. I gotta read more
6 months ago
It is so crazy that people some think punching faces is the right thing to do. Faces want muffins not fists.
6 months ago
Action movies always have guns and explosions but my idea of action just getting chores done. Do the dishes before killing. Be real for once
6 months ago
Trail Mix also known as eat the tasty nuts and yogurt covered things and leave the rest in the cupboard until the end of eternity Mix
6 months ago
Ancient grains are popular in fancy foods right now. WHATEVER! Get me some of them glorious future grains. Space grain is the best grain.
6 months ago
Whisper positive affirmations to nothing in particular when you are alone. You might motivate a ghost or sneaky spy to follow their dreams.
7 months ago
Spilling sauce on your clothes is pretty much the best way to add flavour to your wardrobe and life.
7 months ago
Decaf can do more than wake you up. If it isn't your coffee or house and the owners are trying to stop you. Decaf can make you feel so alive
7 months ago
I'm all about thugs. Thoughtful hugs that is. I love that shit.
7 months ago
I imagine being a vampire would be like eating ripe plums all the time. Bite, suck, drip, repeat. No stone to deal with though. Just a body.
7 months ago
When somebody calls you a goose for being silly you should attack their face. Geese are violent, unpredictable and fuck people up over bread
7 months ago
I'm bad at poker. Anyone can see when I'm bluffing. I start screaming about boats and shooting fruit with a crossbow. What a shitty tell.
7 months ago
Some say you ruin your appetite with sweets. Well did you ever think it might be my appetite's destiny to have sweets? I am the choosen one.
7 months ago
Holidays can get pretty crazy. Hey let's have another slice of cake. It's Christmas! Did you just give that baby heroin? It's Christmas.
7 months ago
Everyone is always talking about how a thriving bird population is great for nature. Yeah unless it's in your butt hole. Damn arse eagles.
7 months ago
When you give it out and don't mind if you get it back it always returns. When you want it back you never seen again. Tupperware wisdom.
7 months ago
Sometimes I have a night time vitamin in the middle of the day because I'm a wild renegade. Also I need nutrients pronto all the time.
8 months ago
Happy New Years everyone. Or as dogs call it. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SOUND HOLY SHIT WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! RUN RUN RUN! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
8 months ago
If I wanted anything as much as a beagle wanted food I'd be the most successful person in the universe.
8 months ago
Some people are super lonely, but they must have the wildest most freedom filled savage farts ever.
8 months ago
When I remove dried sauce from a squeeze bottle I feel like a doctor saving a life. There! You can breathe again. You'll live to sauce again
8 months ago
I just bought Earth's Choice dishwashing liquid. I never knew the Earth's favourite thing was vanilla blast.
8 months ago
When ghosts boo I can't tell if they're being scary or they just straight up hate my lifestyle choices.
8 months ago
One of @TheNickCody's trigger phrases is "oatmeal milk" say it around him at your own risk. He will straight up end you #beardedfury #milk
8 months ago
You could give your old clothes to charity. Or give them as sacrifice to the old gods by burning them in the backyard. Good karma either way
8 months ago
What appeared above people's heads before the light bulb was invented? It was probably a burning witch or an old horse eating a hat.
8 months ago
Just went into a store called Absolutely Adult thinking Hello! It was packed with obligations, impotent rage and creeping death. So hot.
8 months ago
Real heavy metal music is the sounds people make when they have mercury poisoning. Eat some more tuna and get ready to ROCK!
8 months ago
Not all gravy is delicious and perfect with most foods. Lava also known as earth gravy will straight up kill you.
9 months ago
I am sending dirty pictures to Jesus so whenever he tries to do sweet magic he keeps thinking about boobs and dongs. HAHA Jesus #rekt #lol
9 months ago
Most sports drinks are really refreshing because they're made out of ground down sports. That and all the zany fruits jammed in there.
9 months ago
When my phone is charged to 100% I feel like I can do anything.
9 months ago
Boo I got one crappy burnt chip. Whoa I picked up the whole cheesy mother load. Nachos are not created equally. Things need to change.
9 months ago
I don't like crunchy peanut butter because I feel like it's just lazy smooth peanut butter. There's still bits in there. Finish the job.
9 months ago
Sick of buying presents for Christmas? Here's a sweet tip. Kill everyone. As the last human the concept of gifts will end with you.
9 months ago
Temporary fencing businesses are just fencing businesses that are a little more honest about the universal nature of entropy.
9 months ago
Sometimes if I've got guests coming over I put up to 9 avocados on my kitchen bench in a neat line. They need to know I aint playin.
9 months ago
An injection or attachment that makes your hand perfect to shake always. The ultimate 24/7 business hand.
9 months ago
When a poster falls off the wall I don't put it back up straight away. It's been holding on for ages. It's pooped! Give the lil guy a rest
9 months ago
I just taught my sandwich how to make other sandwiches. All hail the rise of the new sandwich empire!
9 months ago
Garage sale or unsuccessful outside living.
9 months ago
Noah was just doing what he could to scratch an itch before basketball cards where invented.
9 months ago
Sometimes I put too many sexy kisses at the end of text messages and they explode. Phones can't handle that sort of love.
9 months ago
Never take anyone's food from them. Unless it's hot chips. They're asking to have their meal pillaged if they have chips.
9 months ago
Moths need to start looking for the light inside themselves and quit chasing lamps that'll only burn them. Do some yoga and chill out bro.
10 months ago
It's clear lots of the criminals in movies have been locked away for being good looking idiots.
10 months ago
As talented as you may be and as hard as you work you'll never be able to get all of a slurpee from the bottom of the cup.
10 months ago
I bet jesus is watching everyone having awesome sex thinking if I existed I'd totally join in
10 months ago
I just got a new buddy because I was wearing his favourite colour. Turns out you can't pick your friends.
10 months ago
Hey nice fake bag. Wait does it hold stuff? It's not fake. Oh you're holding a cardboard cutout of a bag. Yeah that's totally fake.
10 months ago
Don't say a room is full of something unless there's absolutely no space left in the room. Full of spiders? No. Don't be cheap. Put more in.
10 months ago
This packet of cookies says it has 10 serves in it. More like one awesome serve. I know how party math works.
10 months ago
Really fast horses need people to sit on them otherwise they shoot off into the sky. There's no grass up there.
10 months ago
People think they're party animals for drinking 5 bottles of wine. Pfft whatever. Drink 5 bottles of bbq sauce and get back to me.
10 months ago
Ladies running from cities to forests - collecting food and defending themselves from wolves in preparation for the winter. GIRLS GONE WILD.
10 months ago
Had some organic coconut water in a plastic bottle. Sort of like natural medicine being delivered to you via a nuclear powered fuck robot.
10 months ago
When I see an ad with "Douchebags need not apply" in it I wonder how many self aware Douchelords there are and if that makes them okay.
10 months ago
I hear some people get sad when their sports team loses. Freaks. Just be sad for no reason at all like everyone else ya weirdos.
11 months ago

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WHAT IS GOING ON FRIENDS!!! POWER DAWGZ! COFFEE LORDS!! IT IS MY WEEKLY POWER VIDEO OF WHAT IS UP! BLESS YOUSE ALL!
1 week ago
super cute. Drink your coffee. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jq06Ga71TMdog vocabulary
2 weeks ago
Guys! Come along to this sweet sweet night! Gonna be sooo good!
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3 weeks ago
GUYZZ!!! WHAT IS UP!?!?! LET ME TELL YOU How things are going! FEEL FRESH! HAPPY TIMES!
3 weeks ago
Magical Friday everyone! Have a coffee and enjoy the weekend! POWERFUL! I am doing the Local on Monday so the good times will keep rolling! Come on down!
3 weeks ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING! I SAY YO YO YO YO YO ON THE VIDEO!! GET SOME SWEET FUNT Live the dREAM. Be free!
4 weeks ago
Sydney is going great guns guys! What is your favourite place to hang out in Sydney? I like it all and want to explore more. Hooray for comedy and stuff!
1 month ago
Sydney next week! Sydney Comedy festival and Sydney Comedy Store! Gonna be sweet as! Come along to my show! OMG OMG!

Only 2 nights! Bring a gang! It is gonna rock

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905BART FREEBAIRN - ULTRA POWER LORD - Sydney Comedy Festivalwww.sydneycomedyfest.com.auBart Freebairn is a rising star in the Australian comedy scene. His new show Ultra Power Lord is a slick cominbation of witty original comedy and explosive exciting performance. Everyone struggles with feeling powerless at times. Ultra Power Lord looks at our fight to feel in control and how we can…
1 month ago
This sweet article from the Herald Sun. In there with some awesome mates! Come grab my show last minute and check out some sweet shows before the end of the festival. Thanks for all the love so far as well guys! Great times.

www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/comedy-festival/melbourne-comedy-festival-2015-reviewer-patrick-horans-last-minute-must-see-shows/story-fni0fdi2-1227308227873
2 months ago
Guys! My show is going ace! Here is a sweet review! Still 11 shows left! Come along! 8pm at the Imperial every night until the 19th of this month! Peace out coffee on!

www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/comedy-festival/bart-freebairn-in-ultra-power-lord/story-fni0fdju-1227281548702?sv=d58bd09fde026e99e24317a242117a03Bart Freebairn in Ultra Power Lord ★★★★www.heraldsun.com.au<b>Imperial Hotel, until April 19</b>
2 months ago
HAVE A GREAT A WEEK SUPER LORDS! FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!!

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3 months ago
Happy Sunday super lords! Stay cool! Drink some iced coffee. I have festivals coming to all the places soon! Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane! Get ready!

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4 months ago
PERTH IS ROCKING GUYS! GREAT COFFEE GREAT GIGS! Come see me at the Brisbane Hotel on Friday night! 8pm! BOOM
6 months ago
Coffee lords! I am coming to Brisbane with sweet awesome times!

here is the link to the show stuff!

bit.ly/1coZEtp
6 months ago
6 months ago
HEY SUPER LORDS! GET POWERFUL FOR THE THURSDAY! You are on the world holding it up with your minds! Have a coffee and rejoice!
6 months ago
This is hilarious and crazy.

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7 months ago

instagram

I'm living the dream guys. @danbilzerian I'm sorry to be showing off all this saucy bling. Feels good to be number one!!! #cash #sauce #move #mind #when #love #ready #tastyshoutouts #denim #seeds #lab #opera #sushi #attack #suckstosuck #powder
2 days ago
Backstage at a sweet gig at the paddo. Feeling the comedy spirit!! Unlimited hot joy dicks #wry #CBGB #stuff #ducks #etc #watch #sync #ember #face #comedy #joy #gravyriver #Simon #baby #glory
1 week ago
I didn't cook this. I just found it on the road. Should I eat it? I'm brave guys. It looks like a nice meal. #risk #strategy #Eric #think #tasty #Fuk #CBM #Arabic #unloved #Warbeck #beast #yogic #find #six #thrill #shit #wish
1 week ago
Adelaide was awesome. I ate one million bakery treats. #such #ruin #was #chilled #yoghs #Benevento #writing #LD #Wisc #blind #waxen #Eurythmics #Queensbury #young #erased #comedy #bartlol
1 week ago
Adelaide! I'm coming in!! Awesome comedy and power! All week! Go to Adelaide comedy dot com for the details yo!! #sheet #qty #Union #CCU #such #MCC #ah #cyborg #robynrihanna #CBO #Wii #subjoined #acoustic #snpachat #bartlol
2 weeks ago
You're all cool and okay dudes. Smash your dreams right in the d-hole with maximum wizard fury xxx #sgcats #won #wonderful #witches #seeds #snowbird #Fuk #bartlol #food #Adelaide #comedy #six #chunk #everything #forgiveness #shrink #cunty #money
2 weeks ago
Keep your heart powerful and free guys. Being angry is more of a hassle for you!!! Also fuck top weekend #etc #etc #which #wet #cunty #duckfoot #think #Ricoh #sketch #stocks #fuck #volunteers #channel #Warwick #family #shrill #ventured
3 weeks ago
Traded a wizard fang for this fancy rainbow attack. True love lives in the skies. #check #win #snuff #poor #CMYK #ones #was #Winston #omnibuses #Acevedo #Euston #wish #clerk #robbed #centumcity #Eugenio #dongers
4 weeks ago
Full moon rising over the ocean. Feeling so connected to mother Gaia. Just want to thank monster energy and lasers. #church #fuck #you #turns #Wii #then #chunk #ethics #wish #Queensland #ridiculing #shrewishly
1 month ago
On tour with excellent humans!!! #comedy #glory $$ #send #WTC #snuck #front #friend #sweet #Flynn #citrus #Rubin #arched #Obama #death
1 month ago
I gave the pooch a haircut. He is down with it #cute #hashtag #love #dodos #dogsofinstagram #furbaby #business #time #hair #space #boyswithtattoos #computers #machoman
1 month ago
Back home with the snoozy hound. Feeling like a demon beast. #hushed #gravyriver #gigolo #huarache #sync #warden #fuccksword #love
1 month ago
Sometimes I just feel like such a warrior. #Savage #centum #fish #stuff #wet #live #Obama #science #power #bbw #vegan #blessed #lawyer #great #fuck #fuck #CNH #uplink
1 month ago
I love sweet treats and adventures. I'm in the world. Stay fresh and happy. #dogstagram #farmlife #tweeter #Narooma #laser #vegan #then #Judd #Afro #limb #existence #hash
1 month ago
Have a powerful weekend buddies. It's hard to love sometimes but it's worth it. #freedom #dodos #France #setsail #fuck #swamp #rocket #fags #stag #cooking #Bart #ideas #heart #love #farmlife
2 months ago
Check out these read birds I married. I'm allowed to so that now. It's the best. Follow your dreams xxxx #chimp #sheen #gravyriver #cash #fit #birds #gang #bat #travel #fuck #Dutch #tweeter #frets #blanket #art #dance #seed #natural #Tasmania #grapes
2 months ago
Make the most of the good times my sweet buddies. My feet are in the ground but my head is in a diamond Bugatti. #laser #fang #xxx #movies #ripped #applefuck #cash #wax #dangle #gravyriver #simon #melbourne #cute #kiks #dogstagram #furrball #saxophone
2 months ago
Keep ur head up here guys. There aren't many tasty burgers but the ideas and perspective is sweet as. #geese #freedom #japan #mental #love #relax #planes #fang #power #deers #laser #dangle #meetings #sword #candle #pretty
2 months ago
This is my face guys. #derreck #serious #angeldicks #reflector #bears #angel #love #wheelchairwednesday #infinityfroth #pansexual #tumblr #fintykin #fitspo #goose #berry
3 months ago
It's the weekend. Gravy lyfe. #love #sex #hotties #cute #slammin #sax #jam #babealert #boobgamestrong #bears #myeyes #megapro #sexy #tickets #pants #bartlol #cokes #carbzzz #tango #magic
3 months ago
I've got a sneaking suspicion Benson might be leaning towards the dark side. Please help. #sith #force #dog #furbabies #powers #mango #love #scarf #vader #evil #pats #starwars #choko #scrilla
3 months ago
I'm working up to this. Need more power. Check out my salad #powertrain #madcore #kisses #redsea #nature #cabbage #sexy #poormansdanbilzeran #dog #cu #finty #justice #love #pointer #melbourne #splendour #socks #batman #sarah #finty
3 months ago
I'm in this place. Help me. Power train @thenickcody and I are gonna destroy all the faces. #love #pointer #crasins #scrilla #derreck #obama #war #cash #hotties #pats #madcore #kisses #redsea #nature #survivalz #bears #cakelegsz #cake #pancake #nom #bartlol #glory #syd #transformers6
3 months ago
Powerful light sparkles! Glory times! Adelaide super pod tonight! Details in profile link! Pie chart of the chart! #bringtherukus #love #foodgangbang #poddawg #powertrain #lols #grandmaster #finty #justice #adelaide #vilis
3 months ago
Hahaha. That's me lol. Be free hahaha. #powertrain #madcore #beardedfury #milk #sydney #debate #life #love #wardicks #pot #bomb #abbott #gravy
3 months ago
Eaten the best pancake no given a fancy fuck. Feeling good about being in Sydney. Come along to the shows. They'll be so ace. Click the link on the profile page for show details. Cake 5 eva. #love #pointer #freedim #nature #survivalz #bears #cakelegsz #cake #pancake #nom #bartlol #glory #sydney
3 months ago
Hapoy sunday Sunday guyzzzz. Lol its not even Sunday. Hehe. #love #sex #hotties #cute #slammin #sax #jam #babealert #boobgamestrong #bears
4 months ago
Guyzzzz im in my happy house of darkness come over. #love #pointer #freedim #nature #survivalz #bears #melbourne #splendour #socks #memories #power #police #red #crasins #scrilla #grandmaster #dicks
4 months ago
Last show tonight!!! Come down. Celebrate with me. Have a laugh. Tix on the door or click the link on my profile. 8pm my friends! #bringtherukus #love #foodgangbang #poddawg #powertrain #lols #grandmaster #finty #justice #melbourne #spanto #enjoy #nature #cabbage #sexy #micf2015 #micf #comedy
4 months ago
Super pals!! Thanks for all the love. Its been great. 2 sweet shows left. Come down!! 8pm at the wonderful Imperial which is so great thanks to the fine work of @angelamaryclaire grab tickets on the door or click the link in my bio #love #pointer #melbourne #spanto #enjoy #nature #survivalz #bears #micf #micf2015 #cute
4 months ago
Not sure what to do tonight???? Worried about life? No problem! I am doing a great comedy show today. Yes on Monday. 8pm at the Imperial tix at the door or online. Link on my profile. Its a wicked show. COME! #goldteeth #love #micf2015 #micf #melbourne #spanto #enjoy #nature #survivalz #bears #comedy #swag #feet #dvd #fitowl #fibre #grandlepaw
4 months ago
Guys!! More truth bombs about #micf2015 #micf pretty intense so dont blame me if you freak out. #love #sex #hotties #cute #slammin #sax #jam #babealert #boobgamestrong #bears #myeyes #megapro #sexy #tickets #pants #bartlol #cokes # comedy
5 months ago
Benson is wise and sweet. He wants you to come to my show. Link in profile for tickets. 8pm every night at the Imperial hotel #love #pointer #crasins #scrilla #grandmaster #dicks #face #chestnut #kisses #power #micf #micf2015 #melbourne #dog #cute
5 months ago

podcast

200!!!! EPIsodE finAL PODtown! LUV U MISS U BYEBYEBYE?

Goose lords! thanks for the good times! Feel the magic in your diks. Bart and Nick have had a really great super fun happy go go time doing the pods. Keep your hearts open and free. There is more fun and goodness on the horizon   Keep your eyes clear and your pants loose. Let the sun touch your soul. The boys will have more fun projects on the rise! More good feelings in teh mix! Get onboard the funky town love train slurp.    Under the hill is all teh treasure and you are the hill.    It has been heaps of fun!    There will be more good pods on the occasion but this is the end of the every week guys!    Thanks to the moon for your support and love! For yoru ear power and glory noise. Both the guys are super grateful of your power.    www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com @bartlol @thenickcody --twitter//instagram    Tell ur mates! The pods are there for all to enjoy. Bless ur finty faces. 
1 month ago

EPISODE 199 OMG OMG OMG?

FIERCE EAGLES WILL PROTECT YOUR FAT DICK FROM RUIN! REST WITH THAT SAFE THOUGHT IN YOUR DREAM BOX!    CamBO! 
FINAL TIMES!!! THANk for being rad and listening guys. The super live one comes out next week! We are both very grateful for your ears and the good times!    HAPPY FACE . 
2 months ago

Episode 198 OMG OMG FINal TIMES?

The WORLD IS CLOSING! THE NEW ROWing Club will destroy all the paddles and eat all teh cakes. FRiendship is new and gravity is hampering all peoples dreams! GET THE FINAL PODS AND SAVE YOUR MOTHERS LIFE! 
DO IT NOW CUNNNNNNTZZZZZZZ    www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au @bartlol @thenickcody - twitter instagram   GAUZE THE STARS SO THEY ARE HEALED FROM THE BURNS THEY DO ON THEMSELVES! 
2 months ago

EPISOde 197 Final POD HOWL?

FRINDA! FIRNZ! Friends!! XOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOX    FEEL THE FINT!    FEEL THE JAM GRAVY!    FEEL THE SOUND!    www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com Twitter. INstagram @bartlol @thenickcody   TAG YOUR FACE IN THIS POST TO GET A NEW FAVOURITE!    JOKING FACE! FUN FACE! 
2 months ago

Episode 196 FINAL PODZZ?

Feel the fully sik ENGERY FLOWING OUT OF THE POD INTO UR MIND! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO FANGS!!!  

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO JUICE FANGS!!! 

SOUND GYPEY!    @bartlol @thenickcody  --- TWTITER INSTATGAMZ    Www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com   TOWN! 
2 months ago

EPISODE 195 final podayzz?

I KNOW WE SAID IT WAS EPISDOE ONE NINETY THREE! NAH ITS NOT OKAY! ITS DIDFFFERENT! FUQ! OKAY> SORRY NO SORRRY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH   Gr8 jokes. All day. EVERY TIME! .... FEEL IT! HAHAHA lol.    COmedy. fresh. BATTERED CHIPS>    xoxo Panko.  twitter/instagram @bartlol @thenickcody www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au   FRESH POWER! 
3 months ago

Episode 194 LIVE ADELAIDE FUN?

Bart and NICK are on their final mega tour! Thanks for having us Adelaide YOuse are HEAPS GOOD! Fun fun fun fun fun fufn !

The dark shadow of secondary butt death nears every eye! Protect your neck and anus from teh fangs of truth. 
GET SUM!!! GET MANGLE! GET BREAD! 
Www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au Twitter/instagram @bartlol @thenickcody    THANKFOR BEING GTREAT POD PALS! SPREAD OUR MAGIC IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT! OTHERWISE LIVE YOUR LIFE OOXXOXOXOXO
3 months ago

EPISODE 193 LIVE SYDNEY ATTACK?

FARKING!! KUNTZZZ!!! POWERFULLZZ! GUYZZZ! Great live show at the Big smoke of Sydney. Thanks everyone for coming out! The final pod DOWNss have been super great! Thanks for being rad listening people. Come out and say hi in our final shows! We will be gone forever and sound on teh internet is not as good as a hot powerful dick straight to the chomper. BLESS YOU ALL! HUMBLE YOLo.  BIG FAT High QUALITY FILE THIS TIME> ENJOY SHARON!    ADELAIDE YOU ARE NEXT! May 21st at the RHINO ROOM! Tix on teh door or at this link! www.trybooking.com/HRPH   GET INVOVLED DUDES! LAST FINAL SHOW! Melbourne the 30th! Saturday at 4pm! Public Bar! Good times! Tix on teh door or at this link! www.trybooking.com/133852   The POWER LORDS R FULL OR YOUR GRACE!  twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au   FEEL FREE AND GRAB THE TEETS OF THE WORLD. 
3 months ago

EPISODE 192?

FARKIN SECRET SQUIRRILZZ! SHUT UP YA BLOODY RATS! Approaching the final podDOWN YALL! couple monthz left of joy attacks! SOAK IT UP FANG BASTARDS!  Come to the live shows! Say gday! Ssay goodbye to the fun pod! It has been a sick ass 4 years!    I REALISE I MENTION THE POSTERS WAY TOO MUCH CUNS@@ WSY TOO MUCH@@ FUCK I AM EXCITED ABOUT THEM OKAY@@@ I AM EXCITED!!! BINTY GROOVE OUT!      All teh details on the facebook!  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive or  bart's website www.bartlol.com or cody's webiste www.nickcody.com.au Mad rad posters and sweet hangs!  Sydney 16th 5pm! Get on it!  Adelaide the 21st! 7.30pm BOOM!  Final form!  Melbourne 30th of May 4pm!    FARKING MAGIC 4 eva!  Twitter instagram  @bartlol @thenickcody  PEACE AND DIKS! 
3 months ago

EPISODE 191?

MEGA FRIENDS! IT IS THE FINAL POD DOWN! 
THE POWER DOGS ARE DOING LIVE SHOWS BEFORE IT ALL ENDS UP TO THANK YOUSE FOR BEING MAGICAL! 
SYDNEY! OMG SWEET! 16th of May 5pm at the Enmore Link is here! premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=SOMETHIN15&v=ENC
ADELAIDE! You guys are we doing a speical one for you. both Solo shows from MICF and a podcast! Awesome sauce!  21st of May! At the Rhino ROom 7.30pm! BOOM! Link here  www.trybooking.com/HRPH ALSO THE FINAL POD POD! 30th of May! At Public Bar! Get involved! POWER TANG! Tix going fast!  www.trybooking.com/133852 www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au Twitter/instagram  @bartlol @thenickcody    GO GO GO!! Say gday on facebook!  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive   GRAVY LIFE!   
4 months ago

EPISODE 190?

BRO LORDS! ITS THE FINAL 10 PODSZZ!! THE FINAL PODDOWN!!! OMG FK!!! GET INVOLVED!!! FUCK FUCK!! MAGIC TIMES AHOY! FUCK MAGIC UP TO THE POWER OF 5 BILLION!    LIVE SHOW POWER!  SYDNEY!!! 5pm the 16th of MAY! @ the Enmore Theatre! Tickets 10 bucks!!!  CLICK HERE  
Melbourne FINAL SHOW!! FUCK! 4pm! 30th of May! @ Publick Bar!! Tickets 10 BUCKS!  CLICK HERE    Twitter INstaGram @bartlol @thenickcody   www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com   PEACE OUT FUCKS! CELEBRATE A GREAT TIME WITH US! 
4 months ago

EPISODE 189?

FK FK FK FK FK FK FK FK FK! ITS THE FINAL POD DOWN! GET ON BOARD BROSZZZZZZZ!!! FEEL THE GOOD POEWR! HAPPY HAPPY POWER POWER POWER POWER! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO OG GO GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOG twitter/instagram @bartlol @thenickcody   www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au   GO POWER! TIX GONG UP FOR FINAL SHOW SOON! 
4 months ago

EPISODE 188?

POwerful LIVE GOOSE MAGIC! Bark and NIB R IN FULL MIGHT! Get the holy magic pod fist! Down to 12 good pods left! Get in on it! Final episode is gonna be on teh 30 of May at Public Bar! Link going up soon! GThere will be a fresh sydney pod on the 16th of May. Just getting it sorted! Thanks for teh mad love bronto lords! We much apprecaite it! GLory hounds to the end of the timeOverse. 
Remember! One week of Comedy festival left!  Nick is on and doing mad shows! www.nickcody.com.au Bart is doing mad shows! www.bartlol.com twtitter.instastagamz @thenickcody @bartlol    Get on board and spread the love! Bring heaps of mega lords along for sweet giggles! HAPPY FIST! 
4 months ago

epISODE 187?

HOLLLY SHEEET!!! BAB AND NIP R BAK!!! THEY ARE IN FULL FORCE!! FULL POWER! YES! 
LIve episode at MICF 12th of APril! SUNDAY! 1.30pm at the imperial hotel!!!    Come and see Bart and Nicks shows!  Details www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au insta/twittter  @bartlol @thenickcody   HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!! 
5 months ago

EPISODE 186?

HOT GRAVY!!! TANG TOWN! BINT AND NEEK R BACK AT THE TRICK COUNTER! SEE IF YOU CAN CATCH THEM!    COME to the shows!!! OMG!  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au twitter/insta @thenickcody @bartlol    GOOTY! 
5 months ago

episode 185?

Brinty and Nig R Back with super fresh engery drinsk and great stories about fast bikes and tittie attacks.    GUSY! REMEMBER THE FESTISLZ IS COMING UP! GET ON IT! GIVE us the love oF one million suns!    Tickets and details here!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com   Instagram//Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol    HOT HOT HOT! 
5 months ago

epISODE 184?

mEGA Late edition! POWER EDITION! FISTIDTION! GOON TANG!  Get on it!  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au   Twitter/instagram @bartlol @thenickcody   POWER RIM 
5 months ago

episode 183?

Pow POW POW Pow pow poW! Right in the thought kisser! GET THE FBI TO TOUCH UR D! GET THE CIA TO LICK UR BUTT!! UR A BIG TIME INFOMATION DEALER WITH A HANKERING FOR BIG NACKERS!    GET THEM NACKERS!  GUYS!!! GRAB TIckets to Bart and Nick's shows! Here are teh websites!  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au twitter insta @thenickcody @bartlol    TELL US UR DREAMZ! 
6 months ago

episode 182?

cFRANTbettery is the best new flavour that CHefs have released. OH YES! They have made it. DUN U BE A DOUBTER LIKE old fingerlips tim.      Get the power into your facemound. The wild lords will be doing shows in your hood! Be sure to come along and be madDAWGSZ IN TEH MAx! Bartlolz the Perth lols who have come to the show already! FUK YOUSE ALL LOL. 

Get the info on the websites.  insta/twitter -- @thenickcody @bartlol www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au  
6 months ago

episode 181?

GIVE THE POWER TO UR OWN BUTT!    www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au @bartlol @thenickcody twitter/instagram     
7 months ago

EpisoDE 180?

Happy AUSTARTAL DAY CUNZ> HAPPY STAYTLA DYZ GUYZ HPAPPY AUSTATATATATATATATATTAAT TITTESZ DAY FGZT!    HAPPPY STAYRARA DAUUT GUYZ!!! 

FREEDIM AND FREESH PRICES!!!      AHHHHH INVASION TIMES!!! DUN TAKE ME LAMOZ!    @bartlol @thenickcody -- twitter instagramz!!    www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au    
7 months ago

epiSode 179?

THE MAIN THING IS YOU ARE HAPPY AND CHALLENGED!    www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au @bartlol @thenickcody 
7 months ago

ePISODE 178?

GAWWD DAMN MOFOZZZ!! THE NEW YERA IS HERE AND THE POWER IS SET TO TIMBER CRUSH! YES THAT IS RIGHT! YOU CAN NOW CRUSH YOUR OWN HOUSE WITH YOUR MIND AND GENITALS! PLEASE USE CAUTION! MAXIMUM CAUTION!!!!    www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au twitter/instagram  @bartlol @thenickcody    PLEASE USE PEACE AND LOVE TO DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES! 
7 months ago

episoDE 177?

Bake UR OWN LEGS IN THE OVEN AND MAKE A HAPPY DISH! JEsus caught FISH and sucked on them. RUDE JEUSUS!!    BART AND NICK ARE BEING AIRPLANES FOR THe new year. FLYING FAT in teh jizz sky. Ham and Mozo Lansange is on teh menu. GRING!   Nick has a new DVD out. Get it at his fancy website www.nickcody.com.au 10 bucks if you use the code chiefchiefchief DO IT!!!    Bart is full of GEESE! STAY AWAY!    www.bartlol.com twtittere/instagram @bartlol @thenickcody   luv u miss uz 
8 months ago

NEW YEARS EPICsode 176?

HOWL AT THE SUN! POWER GROWL AT YOUR DREAMS! FILL YOUR FACE WITH GAS! NEVER GIVE UP!!! MOVE TO THE MOUNTAIN OF GEEBUSS!    RESOLVE TO BE A MEGA LORD! DONT BE LOW! BE STRONG! SEND BAT AND NIK 10000 DOLLA QUIK TO BE FRESH AND IN CONTROL OF UR OWN DESTINY!    www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au @bartlol @thenickcody  twtter/instagrams    HAPPY NEW YEAR! LUV U MISS U BYE XO
8 months ago

episdoe 175?

Merry Jeuzi. HAPPY TIME FROM THE GUYS OF THE LAND OF FGGZZT! BART AND NNICK ARE FULL XMAS POWER LORDS! MERRY GIVINGS! Buy NICKS DVD! GO to his Website  www.nickcody.com.au  @thenickcody twitter.instragram IT IS  A SWEET ONE! Use the code Crusher to get it for 10 dolla! 
BOO BOOM!   HOT HOT! 

Bart is your firend of gravy. www.bartlol.com @bartlol twitter instagramz.    HOUND ROUND!!! GIFT FRNEZY!    ALSO IF YOU ARE IN MELBOURNE ON TUESDAY THE 23rd! OCME OT BARKLEY HOTEL for Bart and NICK's final show of the year! FREE SHOW! 8pm! BARKLEY HOTEL St KILDA! DO IT!!! OMG OMG OMG
8 months ago

EPisodE 174?

wArNING SPOILERS FOR INTERSTELLAR AND STUFF! WarnINGwArNING SPOILERS FOR INTERSTELLAR AND STUFF! WarnINGwArNING SPOILERS FOR INTERSTELLAR AND STUFF! WarnINGwArNING SPOILERS FOR INTERSTELLAR AND STUFF! WarnINGwArNING SPOILERS FOR INTERSTELLAR AND STUFF! WarnINGwArNING SPOILERS FOR INTERSTELLAR AND STUFF! WarnINGwArNING SPOILERS FOR INTERSTELLAR AND STUFF! WarnINGwArNING SPOILERS FOR INTERSTELLAR AND STUFF! WarnINGwArNING SPOILERS FOR INTERSTELLAR AND STUFF! WarnINGwArNING SPOILERS FOR INTERSTELLAR AND STUFF! WarnING   INTERSTELLAR SPOILERS AND OTHER MOVIES THAT I CANT REMEMBER ANYMORE BECAUSE MY BRAIN HAS BEEN ATTACKED BY WIZARDS WITH DICKS FOR ARMS!    @bartlol @thenickcody  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au
8 months ago

Episode 173?

HAM MASTERS ARE COMING! XMAS IS NYE! SUCK THE NORTH POLE HARD AND FULL! GET THE SPECIAL GIFTS! GET THE POWER!    @thenickcody @bartlol HOT HOT HOT www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au
9 months ago

epiSODE 172?

FALLING TREES! FALLING EYES!! THE SUN BEAMS ARE IN THE KITCHEN eating the SAUCE! FEEL ThE LOUD SAUCE!  @bartlol @thenickcody twitter instragram  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au HOT TANK! 
9 months ago

episode 171?

please enjoy this fine pod sound cast record. Listen and beware you are only here for a brief time. Please tell the world your feelings.  @thenickcody @bartlol www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au hot falcons. 
9 months ago

epiSODE 170?

GOON TOON!!!! FINGERS AND GRAVY! !!!!!!N!N!N!!N!N!N!N!N!N!N!N!N! POTATO HOOON @bartlol @thenickcody www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com GRAETALKJTE:LSJ!:kj
9 months ago

epiSODE 169?

lower case writing. party crazy sytle to the maximum. goose liver and ham. remember the melbourne.  qqq qqqq www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.comau Twitter/instagram @bartlol @thenickcody
10 months ago

episode 168?

FOOD AND GAS!!! GET THE ENERGY TO END TO EVIL NECRO LORDS!! THE DOOM THEY CARRY IS HUGE AND ALL OVER SOCIAL MEDIA!  twtiter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com GOOSEY!!! 
10 months ago

episode 167?

BRONTOZ TO THE SOUTH BRONTOZ TO THE NORTH

BRONTOZ TO THE WEST!

BRONTOZ TO THE EAST!
FEELING HOT

FEELING JAZZY! !!!!

www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com insta/twitter @bartlol @thenickcody GOOSE KISSES!  
10 months ago

Episode 166 live omg?

YEAH SWEET LIVE SHOWS!!! YO YO YO YO YO YO!! GET UP on that SHEEETTT!!! FEEL THE JUICE!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com Twitter/instagramz @bartlol @thenickcody WOOT WOO TWOO TWOTOWOTWOTOWOTWOTOTWOWTOWTOWOT WTOTOTOWTTO  FEET@ 
10 months ago

epiSODE 165?

NEW POUND SOUND GROUND! POEM POPE 8 is in the building. FEEL HIS ROCK HARD WORD ROD!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com twitter/instra @bartlol @thenickcody LIVE SHOW ON MONDAY!!! GET TIX!!!  www.trybooking.com/FZRS WOOO
11 months ago

Episode 164?

OMG OMG OMG!!! SUPER EXTRA GREAT LONG MEGA HAPPY EPIsode to the maximum!!! SOrry we have been gone for a couple of weeks dudes! GET YOUR FACE INTHE ZONE FOR A GREAT 55 MINUTES OF DICK POWER!!!!  LASER MAGIC!  Live show coming on the 13th of OCtober. Imperial hotel 8pm! 20 dolla! Be there!  twitter/instagram  @thenickcody @bartlol www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au HAPPY TIEMS!!!
11 months ago

epISODE 163?

GREAT JOB BUDDY GUYZ. GREAT JOB. KEEP UP UR MAGIC LIFE POWERZZZ.  HUG PINTO
11 months ago

episode 162?

FAN FIRE!! GEAR MAGIC! TAN HAMPTION!!! BINGE HIPS!!! PINCER!!!!  This message has been brought to you by the MEGA Priest of SNAKE FINT.  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com Twitter/instagram @bartlol @thenickcody Boom hearts! 
12 months ago

episode 161?

NICK AND BART R IN A CAR!!! DRIVING at the speed at power light. FEEL THE POWER LIGHT! Eat the power light!!! POWAH LIET!  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au twitter/intsagram @bartlol @thenickcody HOT LOVE ALWAY IN THE HAM. 
1 year ago

episode 160?

NICK IS BACK FROM USA BART IS BACK FROM FK TOWN! COMBINED THEY ARE SUNTIN 4 DIRXZ HOMZ ATTACK! 
1 year ago

episode 159?

GRAND POUND!!! THE UNDER GIBBON! Feel the sexy lasers all over your eye balls and in your mind sphere. Is JESUS A RANDOM Unit Who knows more than he should about INsects? OR IS HE A FUKGIN LEGINDZ!? U DECIDE BROZ ! www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com @bartlol @thenickcody -- twitter/instagramz.  FEEL FREE TO BE A MADCORE SUPER DOG! 
1 year ago

episode 158?

DINGO LORD!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com @bartlol @thenickcody SUPER TANG!
1 year ago

episode 157?

BROTANG CLAN AINT NUFIN TO FANT WITH!  RAP THE RIVER OF THE WORLD AND FEEL ITS MEMORY IN YOUR ARSE WITCH.  www.bartlol.com   www.nickcody.com.au @bartlol @thenickcody  GO GO GOOG FRESH!!! 
1 year ago

episode 156?

GONAD MAD LAD! RAP SNAKE!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com @bartlol @thenickcody -- twitter instagram.  GO GO GO!!! GOON SAND
1 year ago

episode 155?

GO TOWN! EPISODE LASER!!!! GOON STANG! FEEL THE BINGO!!!  instagram twitter  @bartlol @thenickcody www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au HAPPY GAS! 
1 year ago

episODE 154?

GET YOURSELF IN TROUBEL!!! BRITTLE BONES ARE FOR SEXY ZONES!!!! GEL PAKS FOR SPAK FLAKS!!! REEM REEM REEM THE POP TOP!!!! --- that is 2pacs new in heaven song. UR WELCOME! ---- Get all up in the podlove! HERE IT IS! TELL UR FRIENDSZ www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au twitter/instagram @bartlol @thenickcody GOGOGOGOGOGOGOG  
1 year ago

episode 153 LIVE 3rd BDay episode?

HAPPY MAGICA DAY HAPPY CAKE TIME ! HAPPY GOOSE LOVE HAPPY TIMES!! HAPPY HAPPY CAKE!! YOU FKIN KKK BRIDGES!  HUGS!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com @bartlol @thenickcody twitter/instragreams GET INTO IT!! TELL UR MATESZ! TELL THE ITUNES!! TELL STEVE JOBZ GHOZT
1 year ago

episode 152?

GUYSZ!!! FEEL THE GREAT HONOUR OF THE ETERNAL OVERDRIVE!!! NON STOP POWER!!! POWER POWER!!! GONZO POWER!!! TECHNO POWER!!!  Live show coming up super quick! Get on it!  www.trybooking.com/90236 Twitter INstragramz @bartlol @thenickcody www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au FEEL FRESH AND FREE!!! RELAX IN THE SUN! 
1 year ago

episode 151?

GOGO GOGOOGOGOGOG power flow GOGOGOOGOGO G FEEL THE G life!!! BE A TRUE STUD!! BE A KING MAKER!!! YOUR GENTIALS ARE FULL OF GLORY!!!!!  Live show!!! 3rd bday party pod pod! Cake and awesome! Come along. LINK HERE www.trybooking.com/90236 GO GO !!!  Twitter/instagram @bartlol @thenickcody  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com WOOOOOOOOT 
1 year ago

episode 150!!?

YEAH DAWG FEELTHE OLD POWER OF THE COLD POWER!!! CLEANING YOUR FINT MIND SINCE AGES! GO GO!! Come to the live 3 year bday podcast! 1st of July! Tuesday 8pm! Melbourne! 5 boroughs Bar! tix 20 bucks! CAKE INCLUDED! YO!  Get tickets here! www.trybooking.com/90236 INSTA GRAM TIWWTTER!  @barlol @thenickcody www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au FEEL THE POWER! 
1 year ago

episode 149?

IN A LAND WHERE THERE IS NO GRAVY THE ONE EYED FINT IS KING!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com twitter/instagram @bartlol @thenickcody DONT BE  A DIK!!!  LUV u MISS U xoxo
1 year ago

episode 148?

FEEL THE POWER OF THE GOOSE AND HIS GIFTS! LET HIS FEATHER OF DESTINY TOUCH YOUR NOSE AND REJECT HIS LIES! THE POD OF TRUTH WILL SOON BE OUT OF THE OVEN AND CRUSHING THE WORLD OF MEN www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au twtiter/instatagmagm @bartlol @thenickcody special 3 year birthday special live podcast coming on the 1st of July! Details out soon!  GO GO GO GO 
1 year ago

episode 147?

YEAH YEAH YEAH! GET SOME!!!  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au INstagram twitter -- @thenickcody @bartlol POWER DICK! 
1 year ago

episode 146?

BOOM BOOM BOOM Whoa oh whoa oh Whoa oh whoa oh
Vengaboys are back in town
Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh

If you're alone and you need a friend
Someone to make you forget your problems
Just come along baby
Take my hand
I'll be your lover tonight YOU KNOW THE WORDS NOW SING THE SONG OF JOY FIRE!!!  twitter INSTAgramz.  @thenickcody @bartlol www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com SUPER POWER MAGIC! 
1 year ago

epiSOde 145?

GO GO OG OG SLkdf;lSJKfd;lSJdf;lasjdf;laskjdfalsjdf;alsjkdf;as ldfk. If you can decode this you have found a secret wizard spell! It will free your MOM mum omomom giver! The gears of war!!! www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com GO GO @bartlol @thenickcody tiwtter instragamz.  GO GO!!! 
1 year ago

episode 144?

TRAVEL HYPER!!! TRAVEL SOUND!!! TRAVEL UNDER!!! TRAVEL TO THE TATER HOUND!!!!!! TATER HOUND TATER HOUND!!! YO YO YO TATER HOUND!!! GIBBON FREEDOM GIBBON HAM!!!!  twitter/instragram @thenickcody @bartlol www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive check out our shirts on redbubble! Search the poddy and see the joy.  Tell your bud buds about the pod secretetsserse! Be universal! BE FInT 
1 year ago

Episode 143 LIVE #MICF?

LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIEV LEIV LEIV LEIV LIE VLEI vlie vli Eliv eli vlI EVli ELV LEV iLV EIv LIEV lEIv LIEv LIEV  EVIL!!!!! HAHAHAHAhahaahAHAHahAHAHAHAH THE TRUTH IS HERE!!! EVIL!!! HAHahaHAHAHAHAH BEWARE THE EVIL POWERS!!!  Thanks to Krink CHINKO! Follow him at on twitter/instragarm!! @karlchandler  HE IS FKIN RAD!!!  THE NORMAL PLUGS HERRE !!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !  1 1 !! !  1 ! ! ! 1 ! ! ! ! !!  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au @bartlol @thenickcody  --- TWITTER INSTRATSXZNMZ HOT GRABBER!!!  Xi XOIlkej
1 year ago

episode 142?

EASTER MAGIC!!! GET SOME EGGS YO YO YO YO !!! CHOCOLATE JOY SHIFT!!!  few shows left for the boys!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com @bartlol @thenickcody --- Twitter INStragram!  GET INTO IT!!! PEACE OUT! 
1 year ago

ePISOD3 141 #MICF?

DREAM OF A BETTA DAY!!! FULL OF FAT DREAMS AND MAGIC SIDE DISHES!!! FARKIN BARKIN!!! BULL DOG!!!  Thx for coming along bingo faces.  Nick and Bart are doing dances of comedy at the moment!!! GET ON IT!!! COMEDY TIMES!!!  Twitter/Instagramz @bartlol @thenickcody www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au LIVE PODCAST ON THE 20th at 3pm! Get tickets here!!!  www.trybooking.com/ERVV LIVE FAST AND EAT PIES! 
1 year ago

episode 140!?

GO GO GO GO SAUCE MAN!! GO GO GO UNDER CRAMP! GO GO GO GO FINGER BANK!!!! GO GO GO GO GO ORIGINIAL GANGSTER!! GO GO GO HANK THE TANGO!  BART AND NICK HAVE SHOWS AT #MICF Melbouren intenreintalnal comedy fesigvlal! go and see their shows! Details on their sites!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com instragramz/tiwteretwers @bartlol @thenickcody Tell ur mates about our little fancy times!!!  B PEACEFUL TO THE WORLD!  HUGSZZ
1 year ago

epiSODE 139?

SUPER PANTS ULTRA GLANCE!!! FANCY DANCE!!! RAP MASTERS!!!!  Bart and Nick are in the depths of the powerful and glory filled MELBOURNE INTNERNATOINZL COMEDY FEISLBLSLKTEVASLZ If you are about the town buy some sweet tickets to their shows and come and enjoy the powerful power of power town!  Tickets here!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com twitter/instragram @bartlol @thenickcody GOOOOOOOOON SWAMP!!!! 
1 year ago

episode 138 Live Melbourne showz?

GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!! GO TO OUR SHOWS!!!!  BRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSEBRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSE BRING A MAD POSSE LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON! LIVE FOREVER LIKE A POWER GOD MASTER LORD BARON!  REpEAT!!!  show details  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com twitter instragram @bartlol @thenickcody LUV U MISS U!!!  XXOXOXOXOO
1 year ago

episode 137! Live Brisbris?

BRISBANE !!! ANCIENT POWER LAND OF THE NORTH! LOVE POWER DIMPLE SLIP! !!!!

Oxley discovered, named, and explored the Brisbane River as far as Goodna, 20 kilometres (12 mi) upstream from the Brisbane central business district.[10] Oxley recommended Red Cliff Point for the new colony, reporting that ships could land at any tide and easily get close to the shore.[11] The party settled in Redcliffe on 13 September 1824, under the command of Lieutenant Henry Miller with 14 soldiers (some with wives and children) and 29 convicts. However, this settlement was abandoned after a year and the colony was moved to a site on the Brisbane River now known as North Quay, 28 kilometres (17 mi) south, which offered a more reliable water supply. Chief Justice Forbes gave the new settlement the name of Edenglassie before it was named Brisbane.[12] Non-convict European settlement of the Brisbane region commenced in 1838.[13] German missionaries settled at Zions Hill, Nundah as early as 1837, five years before Brisbane was officially declared a free settlement. The band consisted of ministers Christopher Eipper (1813–1894) and Carl Wilhelm Schmidt and lay missionaries Haussmann, Johann Gottried Wagner, Niquet, Hartenstein, Zillman, Franz, Rode, Doege and Schneider.[14] They were allocated 260 hectares and set about establishing the mission, which became known as the German Station.[15] Bart and Nick have madcore comedy festival shows happening!
Check their websites! www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com Twtitter and Instragrams @bartlol @thenickcody!!!

GOOMBO LIMB!  
1 year ago

ePisode 136?

YEAH BRISBANE edition!! FULLY SICK CAR DRIVING POD MAGIC! FULLY FAST POWERFUL MACHINE CAST! Bart AND Nick ARE VERY CARING AND FULL OF ANCIENT KNOWLEDGE!!! LET THEM SHARE IT FOR TEH COST OF 35q35qwete564 dolllla!!! Cheap magic know how for the rest of space and time. ALSO HERE IS HOW TO MAKE A ROAST.  Now thoroughly wash (but do not peel) 6 to 8 carrots, then cut them roughly into 2-inch slices. I like not peeling them because it maintains a rustic quality, and I’m, like, soooo rustic. As you well know. THAT IS A TASTE of THE SECRETSZZZ@zzZZqqAA!!@@@  CUCUCNNNTTTZZZ!! Brisbane PODPOD@!! LIVE POD!! COming up full and strong!!! GET INTO ITT! LINK HERE 

------>>>>>> www.trybooking.com/EMMS  Come along! It is gonna be so AWESZEOM!  twitter/instragram! @bartlol @thenickcody www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au GO see Nicks Show --- WIld SWEET KISSEr oF THE THE Yoga fantasy boner ---- at Brisbane comedy festival!!! Details on his website.  LUV uzzz 
1 year ago

episode 135?

POD POD PODIPODI PDOIFSPLDFKJSDLFJKSDLFJ:SDLFJ GOOOOOOOD POWER!!! GET INTO THE ZONE ZONE ZONE!!! YEEAAHHH POWER POWER POWER!! !SAUCE!  Bart and Nick are at it again. They have kungfu secrets. Tap the magic door to get them yourself and becoming a fighting master. HUGS!!!! @thenickcody @bartlol www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com We have shirts and stuff. Tell your friends about us! Spread the joy power. LASER PLASER!  Hugs and love babezzzzz 
1 year ago

episode 134?

GO GO GO GO GO GO !!! SUPER POD!! GO GO !! GO GO !! POD POD POD!! GPO GPO FEEL THE science on your bits! THE ENGERY!!!  ANIMAL PINGERS!!!!  @bartlo @thenickcody  -- TWITTER /// INSTAGRAM!!!  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au Guys! Live podcast in Melbourne on the 11th of MARCH!! GET ON IT!  www.trybooking.com/EFEC
1 year ago

episode 133?

EAHEKLEJ:LSKJ:LEKJ:ALK!!! GOOSE CHAT!! CLKAJ:LWEKJ:RLKJER LWKEJPOWER RAMP!!! :LKFJW:LFKJWE:LRJ:LE LIFE DANCE!!! FEEL IT! xoxoxo www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au Live POD ON the 11th of March! www.trybooking.com/EFEC get tickets! It is selling fast!  twitter/instagram @barlol @thenickcody  !!!  WWWOOOOOWWW
1 year ago

episode 132?

POwer Gibbon and the wild hipbone of yore. This episode Nick is confronted by an old demon of his past who offers him a dangerous pact. BEcome the most powerful dick wizard in the land at the price of having to become a full vegan for 4 decades. Will he take this deadly demons deal or will he shoot hot loads of gravy into the sky and summon the ancient fint eagle? Find out more from your dream tang.  twitter/instragram  @bartlol @thenickcody  Heaps of shows coming up!!! We will be in your sweet town! Get onto it. ~~~!!! www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au Also live poddy coming in March!!! BOOM BOOM!! GET ON IT ~~ www.trybooking.com/EFEC
1 year ago

episode 131?

!!!! POWER LEGS!!!!!!  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au get into the good times! Gigs and all! Love love love!!! 
1 year ago

episode 130?

Bartz and NIcck r pwerful. Please respct theire powerz.  thx oxoxox www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au Lots of gigs coming up! Check the websites! Come along! Woott!!! xoxoxo
1 year ago

EPISODE 129?

POD POSDPODSIDPLFKJS:LFKJS:LFJWE:LKJFS:LDJF:WELSFJ:SLDF: lekjf; slKJdf; lweijf; alskd:LEIJR:LSKJ:OEIj:LSDKJF :WEOIJF:SLDKJF:WEOij :LXDKjf;weoijf;lsdkjf ;lasj jp PLease decode the secret message. If you can do it then you will be rewarded with several rap music contracts and a big fat kiss from JESUS!  Bart and Nick have lots of gigs coming up! Magic times!!!  Yeah bros! 
1 year ago

episode 128?

POWER POWER POWER !!!!! DO THE POWER!!!  Get into the face!  bart and Nick have shows coming to you! Check out our webistes! bartlol.com nickcody.com.au GLORY FINT! 
1 year ago

EPISODE 127?

YA YA YA!! Get the Sauce!! YA YA YA!! Sauce is teh sauce of life!! YO YO YO!!! Gangsters lOVE SAuce!! YAO OAYOAYOA Wooot Party until you can't think about tax and sauce!!!  Shows coming up this year!!! Check the websites for details!  nickcody.com.au bartlol.com Twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol GO GO GO !! Shirts and shit!  Tell ur broz and pets xo
1 year ago

episode 126?

BOXING DAY BOX BOXxBOXING DAY BOX BOXxBOXING DAY BOX BOXxBOXING DAY BOX BOXxBOXING DAY BOX BOXxBOXING DAY BOX BOXxBOXING DAY BOX BOXxBOXING DAY BOX BOXx POOTY JUUICE!!!!

LOVE HANG!!!

ADVENTURE FLINT! twitter///instagramz @thenickcody @bartlol  Check out the things.  nickcody.com.au bartlol.com
1 year ago

epIsode 125?

NICK N BART R BAK! GIT INTO THE PROGRAM BROGRAM. FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT GOOSE LEMONS.  twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com SWEET GOOSE LEMONS.  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
1 year ago

episode 124?

Hello listener, Nicholas Cody here. 
I was undercover for two weeks, telling dickjokes whilst wearing camoflage. When I returned to our fine nation, my partner in aural crime, Bart Freebairn (aka BartLOL, Fintos, Crinkle Wizard) was in Sydney. So I organized a special poddog with our good buddy and my podcast understudy, Karl Chandler (aka Kyle Chindle, Krimp Chantlz, KIP CHIN, K@R C%AT).
We hope you enjoy it.
Our sincerest crantlez.
Cody and Chandog."
1 year ago

MINI episode 123b?

YEAH CUNS!!!ZZZ!! GET SOME power claws into y0ur dikz!!! Feel the fresh cody GIN BANG!  HOOP HOOP HHOOOP HHOOOPP~~!!! twitter/instragram @bartlol @thenickcody @susie_youssef YEEAAAHHHH CURUNZ!!!!! 

HUGS ZZZ 
1 year ago

epiSODE 123?

HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD!  SNIFFING THE GROUND LORD!! GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!! FINTY THE BOUND HOARD! BOUND HOARD! love the universe and it's grimbo face.  @thenickcody @bartlol www.bartlol.com www.thenickcody.com.au TELL UR FACES ABOUT this. 
1 year ago

EPISODE 122?

HEAT HEAT LIKE A BOILY FACE!! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!! MEGA HEAT!!! FULL OF HEAT!!! FEEL THE HEAT ON YOUR FACE LIKE A FAST CRIMINAL ON THE RUN FROM THE ROMBO RACE!!! HEAT HEAT! LIKE A FIRE ON YOUR TIT!!!! GET THE HEAT AND FEEL IT!!!! new fancy episode! COdy is in deep cover so we have gotten CRIM CINKZTY into the dimensional studio to be a madCUN!!!

twitter/instra @thenickcody @bartlol wwwwwwww.nickcody.com.au bartlol.com TELL UR MATES!!! FEEL THE HOT POWER!  
1 year ago

EPISODE 121?

JUS RELAX JJJUUSSSS RELLAAXXXX> LET THE PRESSURE SHOOT OUT OF YOU!!!! REEELAAAAAXXXXXXXXXX JUSSST TAKE IT EASY!!!! JUST LET THE STRESS AND DARK POWER EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR ANUS AND EYES!!! JUST REELEEEEAAXXXXX!!!!!!  twitter/instragram @thenickcody @bartlol Live show announcement coming soon.  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com KABOOOM!!! STREESS RELEASE!!! 
1 year ago

episode 120?

FAMOUS!!! FAMOUS!!! SUPER FAMOUS!!! AMOS!!! FAMOUS!!! SWEET BISOUCTSITS!!! TASTY COOKIESSS EVERYONE KNOWS THEM!!! FAMOUS!!! FAMOUS!!! FAMOUSZZ!!! FUFFFFUFCCACCAMAMOUS!!!! SUEPR TIMES!! REMEMBER THE BITCH!  twitter/instragram @bartlol @thenickcody WwwWwww.bartlol.com ww.nickcody.com.au Sweet goodtimes! 
1 year ago

episode 119?

GET INSIDE THE MIND OF THE NINJA! FEEL THE FAST MOVES OF YOUR POWER LEGS! NINJA STARS AND MONKEY SACKS! THE BLACK HOODS AND STRONG stAR EAGLES!! MY PEOPLE HAVE A SAYING... Eggs are cheap wHEN U R A FOGSLUT!  SLUG SLUG SLUG!!  @bartlo @thenickcody  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au FINT
1 year ago

episoDE 118?

GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU ARE A MAGIC FACE!!! PAD THAI FANCY TANG! POWER FINGER! GET A BABY!! GET A BABY!! GET A BABY!! GET A BABY!! GET A BABY OCTOPUS SALAD!!! EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT!!! FFFUUUCCCCCKKZz  xoxoXOXOXOXO wwww.bartlol.com wwwwwwww.nickcody.com.au twitter/instagram @bartlol @thenickcody FUN COMING!!! LIVE SHOW FFARNGLKDKDJ xoxOXOXO
1 year ago

epISODe 117?

Get ur face fresh and ready. IT IS SOUND TIME!  RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP!! SONGS OF THE RAP SOUNDS OF A GANGSTA! ! love it babezzz FuuucccCCKKK the pound.  xoxoxox
1 year ago

epISODE 116?

GOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGIC ITS EVERYWEHRE GUYS! JUST LOOK INSIDE A GOOSE AND SEE THE MAGIC  GOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGIC FEeL THE GOOSE WHISPER RAPS IN YOUR EAR!!! SHE IS SUCH A GOOD RAPPER! WOW THAT GOOSE IS MAGIC  GOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGIC GooSEZ ARE FLYING MAGIC WIZARD CUNNTZ BE GOOD TO THEM AND THEY WILL BLESS YOUR JUNK WITH THE FURY OF MANY SUNS!  GOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGIC The T-shirts are fuuucking awesome dudes!!! Keep them up! I am gonna buy some for sure!!! !THE GRAVY IS STRONG!!! 
Tell ur friends about our magic talking lounge. facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive twitter//instragramz. @bartlol @thenickcody www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com MAGIC LOVE GOOSE !!!  
1 year ago

episode 115?

Yeah yeah yeah broz. GET SOME SWEET LOVE WHEN YOU AHVE A FACE! REMMEBER YOGA IS ONLY FOR EMERGENCY OKAY> xooxoxOXOXoxoXox XoxoXOxo
xoOXOXO Kiss frenzy. xoxoXOXOoXoxoX bartlol.com // nickcody.com.au bartlol thenickcody for twitter and instragram. YEAH YEAH YEAH CUN CUN CUN CUN CUN CUCN CUN CUCNCUCNCUCNCCNKlaskdjflaskjdf 
1 year ago

EpiSODE 114?

NICK AND BART ARE VERY OLD AND IN A CASTLE! ARE YOU TOM CRUISE! THIS EPIsode is about sex in the jungle of the modern era. THIS IS A CAR EPISODE! HOW FAST CAN YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS xoxoxoxoxoxo XOXOXO xoxoxo 
1 year ago

EPISODe 113?

GRAND MASTER DANCE OFF!! DERN DERN DERN DA DA DA!!! FEEL THE MAGIC POWER!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?

A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock. AHAHAHahahHAHAHAHA SOOO Funnee guys.. USE THIS JOKE TO BECOME A WINNER AND GET MORE MONEY olOLOLolOL  Bart and NICK Are full of beans and pants.  Twitter-instagram @bartlol @thenickcody facebook  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive TELL UR BUDDY FRIENDS!!!  OXOXOXXOOXOX  XOXOXOXO 
1 year ago

episode 112?

YEEAHAAHAHAHAH WAR TIME AND PIZZA!!  Im not always party and adventure in the city... I think Im pretty balanced in that way.
I adore the country and the sea. I neeeeeeed it sometimes. Frolicking is quite an addictive habit. Refreshing too. The power of fresh air, whether it be salt or soil is amazing.

I love my down time, a good sauna, movie, home-cooked meal, reading, writing, phone calls to grandma (my queen), walks in the pretty park down the street, pillow forts and dog walking.
I get very excited when my friends ask me to dog sit for them. Travelling doesn't let me have a dog but I dearly love them.

I prefer summer over winter but winter has its perks. Fire places, lamb shanks and guys always look sexy in winter clothes.

Next year I plan to head to South America (where Im from) and take a look around, climb some mountains, play in waterfalls, eat amazing fruit and seafood, dance a lot, take photos, chill with some awesome animals, surf a bit, have some special moments and drink watery beer. check out our stuff!!!
Yeah brozzz! twitter/instragram @bartlol @thenickcody www.nickcody.com.au bartlol.com Check out our hoodies and Tshirts and shit! Tell ur bloody mates!!! DO IT!!!  
1 year ago

Episode 111?

TO BE A SNEAKY PERSON LIKE A SPY MEANS YOU DON"T WATCH LAW AND ORDER EVER!!! Always stay behind the dangerous information and use your smoke powder and whisper spirits. YOUR MISSION IS TO INFILTRATTER YOUR OWN HOUSE AND report back to yourself! If you can do this then you are surely a famous mastermind.  BLESS THE VICTORY OF Tdawg and CHEFIATNAZ. While Nick is away there are fancy things afoot. Don't tell Nick about this shit! Let it surprise him like a beast from the dark! A joyful beast.  Follow us on shit!  Twitter/instragram @bartlol/@thenickcody facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive we have sweet hoodies and Tshirts as well www.redbubble.com/people/mrfoz/works/10051070-something-for-the-drive-home?p=t-shirt be safe like a sage wizard banker. 
1 year ago

epiSOODE 110?

OKAY GUYSZZ!! OOOKKAAAYYYY FUUUKCKCKCINNG!!! GET THIS SHIHIITHT! SPECIALL EPISDOEZZ HERE!! KEEP UR Lips tight shut super like a mad spy master oka. FUCKCKCKC! Stay silentz and magicalg like CUNNTZTZ okay. LIKE A SPY! Juz listen and enjoy the magic of the internet and do what what sound words say. OKAY!!! UFCKING THIS IS THE ULTRA TDAWG EDITIONSZ!!! YEAH BROZ ANG HOTAZ!! THIS IS TH EFUCKING REAL DEAL!!  follow us on the internet okay! Do it lololololololol Twitter/instragram @thenickcody/@bartlol www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au Sweet tang!!
1 year ago

EPISODe 109?

Important informations. During yoga teacher training we all had a really good laugh when the only guy in our class of ten was like 'Wot's a queef?' with a genuinely bewildered expression. To be fair, he's British, and maybe it didnt quite translate. A few days later he and I were working on our teaching and he was talking me through shoulder stand. For one moment, picture how amazing this is. I'm practicing yoga in Bali with a totally hot young Brit and I'm holding shoulderstand without a wobble. I'm so in the zen, it's unbelievable. In a word, life is perfect. Then, on the way down when I'm dropping my toes down toward plow, I feel that sucking of air and allow myself the merest hint of panic. Surely the universe isn't that cruel. I continue to come fully out of shoulder stand...accompanied by the loudest queef you've ever heard. I'm crushed. I turn bright red. Kyle looks stunned. There's a moment of silence - in honor of the death of my pride, I think. "Did...did you just fart?" "Noooooo." I ended up explaining and dying laughing at the same time. Later, we discussed it in class and I think I'm pretty sure I know how to avoid it: tl;dr - contract your abdominal and pelvic muscles the entire time you're in the pose. If that's too long, release it and breathe, but contract before coming out of the pose and come out slowly. www.nickcody.com.au bartlol.com
2 years ago

ePISode 108?

What you have to understand is that Russia is a very conservative country that never got around to a proper, linear sexual revolution with more things gradually becoming more acceptable. There also weren't any "waves" of feminism, as women were granted all rights and responsibilities right after the revolution and there wasn't the sort of gradual acceptance like there was in the West. Those things are related. Homosexuality was only decriminalized very recently, and taken off the list of mental illnesses very begrudgingly without much public debate around the issue. When the Soviet Union started falling apart, pretty much everything was instantly allowed, porn, prostitution, all at once were out in the open like a shock wave, so the sexuality of a typical Russian is a really weird thing. You're expected to get married and have kids, the younger the better. There is a lot more involvement of your parents and grandparents in a traditional Russian family, many people even live with their parents after getting married and having kids, because realty is very expensive. At the same time, there is a sort of neurotic sexuality everywhere. Russians are very promiscuous. Infidelity is excepted, divorce is almost guaranteed. Sex is supposed to be that thing men do to women, too, which is a remnant of the former, more conservative times. Sex is somehow both a taboo humiliating act done to another person and a normal thing. You're expected to be sexually active, but at the same time, you're also shamed for it quite a lot. The image of any sexual deviation from a certain norm is pretty much a caricature. People confuse transsexuals, homosexuals and pedophiles, too. And this is in a country where you're not even supposed to look weird. The prison culture also has a very strong influence. Lots of people, even educated people, know prison slang and basic laws and rules of prison life. One of those laws is that, basically, the guy who's at the end of the food chain is supposed to take it up the ass. That is a very shameful thing. Then there is the concept of "tolerance" which is almost a swear word in the media. Basically, to distance us from the west, we are told that the West is on decline, because they allow various minorities more rights than "normal people", and they allow women too many rights, so their birth rates are down and they'll all be replaced with Arabs soon. Demographics is a very important issue here, because the population is aging and dying out. There is a derogatory term "tolerast" which is a combination of tolerant + pederast, that describes someone who would allow themselves to be dominated by all those "lesser" beings. The remnant of the idea of an outside enemy who wants to destroy mother Russia by making it weak is pretty strong, too, and a strong Russia is something people want. Then there is the issue that this is a poor country and people have a lot of bigger problems than simple social acceptance. Basically, if you can't afford to raise your children, you still have to live with your mom at 30, and your hospital has rats and no central heating, you don't have the capacity to worry about someone's feelings. Human rights activists are viewed as rich, sheltered fools like those people you might see on /r/TumblrInAction. There isn't much of an open discourse. A whole series of laws appeared at approximately the same time, and I personally think they're a reaction to a strong forming opposition: any organization with foreign funding is supposed to register as a "Foreign agent", which does pretty much nothing, mostly affects charities and makes them seem like CIA spies; you may no longer "offend people's religious feelings", which was written specifically after the Pussy Riot thing; and then there's the law forbidding "propaganda of homosexuality and pedophilia to minors" which was later changed to "denying traditional values". Basically, it's a pretty strong ideological attack on people who aren't happy with the current government. You don't like something? You're an American spy and you want to molest children and you also take it up the ass. THis is from reddit okay. I NEVER STOLE IT!! I GIVE FULL CREDIT TO THE INTERNET xoxoxoxoox twitter/instragram @thenickcody @bartlol www.nickcody.com.au bartlol.com Get some shirts and shIIT. TELL ur mates. 
2 years ago

EPISODE 107?

But examples are not enough. You need to get your feet wet in the pool of plot points (I just awarded myself 10 cheesy metaphor points). Here’s how: on Thursday, I usually post the events of blockbuster movies from all genres. Click here for an find an archive of plot points. Take my list of plot points, and write down each plot point onto an index card. Divide these index cards into columns so that the last card in every column is either a major turning point or an Act break. If you do this regularly, you should develop an intuition for screenplay structure that will make plotting your own screenplays and writing a script outline 10 times easier. What do you think? If you were writing a TV movie based on Charlie Sheen, what would your script outline look like? YOU KNOW THE GUYS ARE GOOD BY NOW! JUST FOLLOW THEM AND TELL UR MATES ABOUT IT ALL!!! YEEAAHHH twitter/instragramalz @bartlol @thenickcody www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au get up in that xoxoxoxoxoxoxo MISS YOUSE 
2 years ago

episodE 106?

A GRAM OF SAUCE PLEASE SIR! 

OKAY THANKS WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

HANKYTZ

THAT IS A NICE NAME MAN> ARE YOU FAMOUS?

YES I AM I AM A SONG PRINCE

PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR MAGIC

NO I NEED IT

OKAY NO

SURE

FUCCCK IT WILL

NAHAHAHAHA instagram twitter @bartl/@thenickcody facebooksz. www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive tell UR FRINEDS>Z  
2 years ago

epiSODE 105?

GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE!! FEEL THE FULL GOOSE! GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE UNDERSTAND THE GOOSE!  In a bowl, mix the teriyaki sauce and stir-fry sauce. Place the whitefish fillets in the mixture, and marinate for about 15 minutes. Heat the oil in a deep fryer or heavy skillet to 365 degrees F (185 degrees C). In a shallow bowl, mix the dry potato flakes, flour, seasoning salt, ancho chile seasoning, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. Place each marinated fish fillet into the mixture to evenly coat. Fry the fish in the heated oil, 1 or 2 fillets at a time, until golden brown and easily flaked with a fork, about 5 minutes. FUCK THAT FISH HARD!! FUCK IT LIKE A PRINCE DOG! FUCK Serve that sweet dish up on your table to friendly cunts.  DONT EVER DO STEP 7!!! IT IS TOOO FAR TO GO!! IF YOU ARE step 7  you are in danger. 
2 years ago

EPIsode 104?

- USS Kelvin, go for Starfleet base. - Starfleet Base. - We sent you a transmission, did you receive? - Kelvin, you double-check those readings? We did heaps of shits in teh warp driv Our gravitational sensors are going crazy here. You should see this. my boner is more powerful than eveaz It looks like a lightning storm. i iz gonna electricute that box lolololol What you've sent us doesn't seem possible. Yes ma'am, I understand, that's why we sent it. twitttierrerrere//instagramzzzz @bartlol @thenickcody www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
2 years ago

EPISODE 103?

GOOOSE MAGIC!!! GOOOOSE MAGIC!! THE MAGIC OF A GOOSE !!! TO LAY THE EGG!! TO SING THE SONG!! TO SWIM ON THE OCEAN AND FLY IN THE SKY!!! GOOOOOSE MAGIC!!! GOOOOOOSE MAGIC!! GOOOOSE DANCING!!! CHOOSE YOUR STYLE OF SURFACE!! WHETHER IT BE WET OR HARD OR FULL OF AIR!!! GOOOOOSE CAPTAIN!! GOOOOSE SLUTT!!!  instagaramz Twwweettier @bartlol @thenickcody facebook!  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
2 years ago

episode 102?

DERNT DERNT DERNT @!!! MAGICAL ROCKY TRAITOR!!! MAGICAL STAR MASTER! MAGICAL BASTARD BINTO!! MAGICAL FINGER!! BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN!!! Get up in this sweet pod pod pod pod!! Feel the waves of freedome!!! instagram/twitter @thenickcody @bartlol facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Give us the sweet ratings and tell ya bloody face friends. Good onya YEEEAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAA!!! Gravy support. 
2 years ago

Episode 101?

EKKY EKKY EKKY!! GET SUM PING PING! We had a little break and now we are bacKKKK!!! IN CHINA BAR EATING THE DRUGS MADE OF DUCK!  YEEEAAAHHH instagram/twitter  @bartlol @thenickycody bartlol.com  nickcody.com.au facebook!!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive LUV MISS U!!! 
2 years ago

Episode 100! SUPER LIVE 100 live 100 Episode LEVEL 100?

Okay you sick wild fukz! It is the 100th wild live super episode! Big thanks to the super excellent fggitz that came to the show! Youse where super ace to the maximum mega ace! Bart and Nick would marry you all if it weren't highly illegal in several dimensions. YOUSE R teh reason for global warming and youse SHULD STOP IT . Just relax okay. GOOD ONYA POOOOFFZZ.  Now this PODCAast is lvl 100 so watch up for some high level shadow bolts and beard charming. NOW FOR POWERLAUGHTER!  HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahAHHAHahA AHHAhHAHahahahHHAHhAhahahaHAHAH ha AHahHAhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH aa HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHHHAAA AHHHHHHHhhhhh  hhhAAAAAAHahHHAHAhah AaH HA AHa hahhaH Aha hA ahh Aha aH AH ahahahhahahahahahahaha Aha AH AH ahHA AH ahhah ah HA HAHaH AHA haHHAHA HA AH ahAHHAH AH AhA hAH ah AHha hA hA
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2 years ago

eeepppiisoooddee 99?

GIRLS AND GUYS LIKE TO DREEAAMMM!!! BIG FAT DREAMSS IN THE MIND!!! DONT RAGE TURN THE PAGE!!! RAP RAP RAPPITY RAP!!!!!

GANGSTA MAGIC!!! live episode very soon! Get on in on taht shit!!! OH YEEAAHHH!!! fat pants phat pants ~~~ www.trybooking.com/CYTW Twitter/instragrams @bartlo @thenickcody facebook!!! CONTACT US THERE CUNZZ www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive  
2 years ago

episode 98!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

GAME OF THRONES!!! GUys!!! THE DRAGONS HAVE SUCH NICE HATS!!! JUST LET THEM INTO YOUR HEART AND RELAX!!!  Live ep coming up!!! 100th one!! YEEWAAAHH SHIT!!!  www.trybooking.com/CYTW twitter/instagramz @thenickcody @bartlol facebookss www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
2 years ago

episode 97 haha xo?

Sweet GAME OF THRONES!! OMG OMG OM GOM GOM GOM GOMGOMGOMGOGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMG ahahahahah sweet sweet flavour times. Get up in that!! GET UP!! GO GO GET UP!!! The 100th episode that is live is coming soon guys! In a week and a half! Keep it fresh and real and come along if you are feeling good and ready to swear into the void! Nick Cody and Bart Freebairn are gonna rip it to bits! Rewind your life and become a dinosaur!  twitter/instagram  @bartlol @thenickcody facebook!!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Live 100th episode!!! GET UP IN THAT!! GET TICKETS!!  HERE!___---_-_--  www.trybooking.com/CYTW
2 years ago

eeeeppisode 96!!?

GONNA GOONNA COME FOR THE SUN LORDS!! FRUIT MASTER GONNA GOONA DANCE AROUND THE HOUSE!!! GONNA GOONAAA DANCE AND SING LIKE A FAAAAAGGGGGGGG OF THE LORD!!! OF THE SUNNN!!!! Nick is the USA at the moment. LOG into this PODCcast to find out how he is going. He is GREAT OKAY. The 100th episode is coming up on the 19th of JUNE!!! GET ON IT DUDES!! TIckets are available. www.trybooking.com/CYTW    THIS IS THE LINK!!! PRESS IT OKAY!! THERE IS INFOZZ IN THAT CODE Instagram/twitter @bartlol @thenickcody Facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive TELL YA MATES ABOUT US YA CUUUUNNkkNNNNNNNTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZ lololololololololol
2 years ago

EPISODE 95?

SAUCE SAUCE UP THE WORLD!! TASTE ITS SMOKEY WORLD FLALVOYRZ!!!  TOWN CAR TOWN CAR!!! BOOTY LEGEND TOWN CAR!!!  Remove from oven and cool in pan for about five minutes before turning on to a wire rack to cool completely. Place one cake on a serving platter. Spread with icing and jam, if desired. Top with remaining cake and decorate with more icing and icing flower Get on up in this sweet pod dance with Bart and Nick This time they use their human voices instead of special magic laser information.  twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au facebookszzz www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive YYEEAAAHHH
2 years ago

Episode 94?

SWEET SWEET SWEET LORD! HOLY LORD OF POWER!!! MAGIC LORD LORD LORD OF SWEET SWEET POWER! HOLY SWEET JESUS! HOLY HOLY SWEET SWEET SWEET POWER LORD! OH LORD! OH SWEET JESUS OF THE POWER CAKE! MOTHER OF THE LORD!!! OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD! OOOOOOHHHH!!!! SWWEEETTTT JESUS!!!!!! OOOH OH OH OH INSIDE ME WITH YOUR SPIRIT POWER!!!  OH OH MARY OF THE SCARED DUST JESUS!!!! HOLY HOLY GOOSE LORD! OH OH OH OH SWEET SWEET LORD!  instagram/twitter @thenickcody @bartlol facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive 100th LIVE episdoe coming on 19th of JUne! BE READY FOR IT NOOBSS! 
2 years ago

EEEEPPPIISODEE 93?

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA JUST LET GO AND RELAX LIKE A FACE WOULD RELAX WHEN IT LOOKS AT YOUR MUM!! 
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AHAhahahaha Face off is a great movie please let the magic men know. Bart and Nick are back stronger and more powerful and strong and powerful more than ever more powerful and strong. ThEY are STRONK OKAY. www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com instragram/twitter @thenickcody @bartlol www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive 
2 years ago

episode 92?

Sweet COMEDY PODCAST OF HAPPINESS AND POWER!! SCREAM INTO THE NIGHT!!

LESS MONEY MORE LORD GEESE! Cook some Bacon and Bless the underPLEASANT!  Twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com  
2 years ago

EpiSODE Ninety one.?

IT IS NICK CODY's BIRTHDAY. SING FOR THAT CUNDOG!  I'm still a wizard house up!If you not drunk ladies & gentlemenGet ready to get drunked upLet's do it, Ha HaMargaritasYou know whatLil JonYeahAll of the alcoholicsWhere you atLets goHey(x8)Let's go!When i walk in the clubAll eyes on meI'm with the party rock crewAll drinks are freeWe like cirocWe love patronWe came to party rockEverybody its onLet's goShots shots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotseverybody (x2)Hey (x21)The ladies love usWhen we pour shotsThey need an excuseTo suck our cocksWe came to get crunkHow 'bout you?bottles uplet's go round twoShots shots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotseverybody (x2)If you ain't getting drunk get the fuck out the clubIf you ain't takin shots get the fuck out the clubIf you ain't come to party get the fuck out the clubNow where my alcoholics let me see ya hands upWhat you drinkin on?Jager bombsLemon dropsButtery NipplesJell-o ShotsKamikazeThree Wise MenFuck all that shitGet me some GinShotsPatron on the rocks and I'm ready for some shotsThe women come around everytime I'm pourin' shotsTheir panties hit the ground everytime I give em shotsSo cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.If you feelin drunk put ya hands in the air& If you tryin to fuck put ya hands in the airNow say I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up)I'm fucked up (I'm fuked up)I'm tryna fuck (I'm tryna fuk)I'm tryna fuck (I'm tryna fuk)Shotspatron on the rocks and i'm ready for some shotsThe women come around everytime I'm pourin' shotsTheir panties hit the ground everytime I give em shotsSo cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.La dad a daLa dad a dad a da (x8)

Read more: LMFAO - SHOTS LYRICS  -------- FULL SICK FANTY GOOSE! ------ www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com twitter/instagram @thenickcody @bartlol
2 years ago

episode 90 LIVE EPISodE LIVE EPISODEZ?

Nick and Bart have gotten the fury of the comedy festival underneath them. Sweet audience show full of power in a little rad room of goodness. Thanks for coming along madFacezz! If couldn't make it then HERE YOU GO WITH WHAT WE RECORDED OKAY! JUST Have  A LISTEN>!!! Thx to Kyle Chindley and Marcus Newman for being sweet and helping us do thing. GOOSE LORDS!!! LIVE MAGIC HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT GET THE FLAYVA!! NUMBA 90!! GIVE US YA POWER!  @bartlol @thenickcody www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com HOT TIMES! 
2 years ago

EPiSOde 89?

Sweet PEOPLE OF THE INTENRFACENETFACETIMES!! SUMFIN 4 DE DRIvv home is HOT AND READY FOR YOUR FACE HOLES! Bart and Nick are bringin you an extra sweet long episode of happy power and goodness! please enjoy the cosmic choir of power that they have woven. BLESS THE SHOCK FIX!!! www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com AHHHH FACEBOOK! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive twitter/instragram @bartlol @thenickcody LUV U MISS U BYE!!! XOXoxoxoXOXOXO
2 years ago

episode ATE TEE ATE (88)?

yeah yeah yeah!! ALL THE LADIES IN THE CLUB! QUICKLY GO TO ALDI AND GET SOME GREAT FOOD FOR A DINNER WITH YOUR UNCLE! YEAH Yeah yeah YEAH!!! ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DO DANCE GET YOUR LEGS IN THE MOVE. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!! THanks for the mad love and magic finger times!! NECROMANCER DANCER FANCY!  Come to Nick and Bart's shows!!! They are excellent! MELBINN COMEDY FESTIVALZZzz!  tickets at  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com sweet lordy! THERE IS MORE LINKAGE twitter/instagramz @thenickcody @bartlol facebookzzz  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
2 years ago

EPISODE 87?

YEEAAH SUPER LORDS! FANCY REDHILL MAGIC TIMES! THis cafe we are in was once my most powerful food shrine. NOW IT IS THE POD DOG HAPPY TOWN!  COme to our shows in Melbourne if you are about.  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com Facebookszz www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive twitter  @bartlol @thenickcody Happy claws. 
2 years ago

episode 86?

YEAH GUYSZ! This is brought to you by iphone wifi power in an airport! WE ARE SPYIES IF THE FUTURE DUDES! JUST GET INTO IT! Late night old stang tang power fist! Bless the fruits of wizards www.nickcody.com.au  www.bartlol.com Get us up in Brisbane this week. STay fresh cunzzz.  luv u miss u xx
2 years ago

EPIsode eightyfive?

SWEET LORDS! Get your sound magic right in the tunnels of mystery. Youse all noe by now what the code words are. JUST Shout them at your love ham. OR Give a dollar to the underworld. THEY NEED IT  Come to our shows hey! We need some help with the comedy faces. YOUR REWARD IS A KINGDOM OF salmons.  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com sweet magic times twwwiiter and instagram @thenickcody @bartlol
2 years ago

episode 8FOUR?

SAUCE OF The drAGON PENIS!  FEEL THE GREEK POWER OF MAGIC!  LOVE YOU GUYS! 

COME TO OUR shOWs www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au 
2 years ago

episode eighty three?

DUDES THIS IS REAL AND FAST! DUDES!! THIS IS A HEART SONG TO STOP THE WHALES FROM BEING SOO SAD AND To SAVE ALL THE FORESTS!  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com GIVE US SOME DOLLAR! COME TO OUR SHOWS!!! WOoooo
2 years ago

episodEEE 82?

Yeah SWEET BIRD LOVERS! YOUSE LIKE SOUND! YOUSE LIKE INFORMATIONS! YOUSE LIKE POWER!??! YOUSE ARE NOT THE POPE! YOUSE ARE NOT SECReT SOUNDS! YOUSE ARE GREASE MASTER!  Feel happy comfortable and free with new maxiblast podbeasts! Brought to you by SUMTHIN 4 DRIV hOMO!  LOVE YOUSE CUNZZzzZZzzz @bartlol @thenickcody Buy tickets to our upcoming shows!  www.nickcody.com.au www.bartlol.com hot dogs! 
2 years ago

ePIsode eighty One?

Yah yeah yeah yeah feel the beat in your shoes! yeah yeah yeah feel the sound in your feet. AHHH Sweet holy otter of gold. Fill me with your joy tube. FILL ME WITH YOUR LORDY SPIRIT!  The new podSANGO is out! Feel its power ham magic. It is a part 2 from epi 80 lol! We did them back to back. YEAH WE DID IT> NO BODY TELLS US ABOUT SCIENCE!  Bless the horse undercarriage.  LOVE YOU ALL 
NICKY COD.  
2 years ago

episode 80!!!!?

yeeah sweet pants mega lords! NNICK AND BARTLZ AREW BACK! Get into the fun sharing magic! Have the happy pants of joy. Jazz it up. Feel the happiness of jib jib. THIS IS PART ONE OF ANOTHER PART OF A THING THAT IS NOT ALL HERE AT THE MOEMNT COZ OF THE WORLD BEING CRZY Twitter and instaGRAMZZ!  @bartlol @thenickcody facebooook!!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
2 years ago

EPISODE 79!!!!?

GET THE NEWIE UP YA YA YA YAYAYAY GET YA TIME PWOER UP YA! HOT HOT HOT HOT! SPACE IS JUST A BIG MAGIC LAND BROS AND LADY BROS!  Girl I don't need you, but chu need me
Take it off, let if flop, shake it freely
And I don't tell stories, I let em tell theyself
And you aint gotta sell sex, girl, it sells itself, Like nothing else
Yeah I'm a country boy, but that big city bottom fill me up with joy
Aint life grand (life's grand) livin up daddy
Here go da whisper song, baby this is us ready?
Put it on me enthusiastically, what ever it is that chu do, you do it admirably
And I aint choose it, that thang chose me
Its bubba and ying yang, all the way in this thang
YO!
2 years ago

Super BONUS Laugh ENDING OF LIVE TIMES!?

YYEEAAAAHHHH LIVE IN THE LIGHT OF FINT! 
2 years ago

Episode 78 LIVE BUS DRIVE EPISODE?

HEY GUYS THIS IS A LIVE EPISODE ON A BUS ON THE DRIVE HOME FROM A Sweet Live ILOVEGGletters podCAst with Steele SAUSNDRESZ! THE BANANA PROPHET! Please listen to this with the upmost respect for the sweet Sunking and the lord of cakes. Also we acknowledge the traditional owners of teh land. THE DINOSAURS!  I have read in some literature recently that Jesus's wang was also nailed to the cross. I am just wondering if that is true, and if they chose to omit that fact from the bible because of the graphic nature which would be disturbing for kids. I want to be able to tell my kids the whole story about our saviour, regardless of censorship as it is inspiring ( and quiet frankly more inspiring if his willy was nailed to the cross) 

P.s i couldnt find anything on google twitter  @thenickcody @bartlol Facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
2 years ago

episode 77?

GOOOOOOOOD NEW YEAR HAPPY FACES! WE HERE AT SOMETHING AT THE DRIVE HOMMO WISH YOU MANY GIFTS AND POWER UPON YOUR PEOPLEZ.  Please follow us on the facetwitter.  Bless your legs. 
2 years ago

episode 76 CHRISTMAS editions!?

Merry Jesus day of santa excitement! 
2 years ago

EPISODE 75?

YYEAAAH XMAS JESUS SMACKDOWN SEX LOUNGE HAMBONE PRESENT TIME!  FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES AND NEVER FORGET THEIR SACKS!  LUV U GUYS! STay SAFE!!  Please tell your mates to listen to us and they can be saved.  www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol
2 years ago

EPIsode seventy four?

Yeah SUMTHIN 4 de drive home IS BACK IN FINTY Business! Get your ice pwoers ready to use full upgrade magic!  Special buzzing magic episode of gravy and iphone recording!  follow us on the internet  ya poofzzzz!  Luv u MISS u 
2 years ago

epiSODE seventy thr33?

COME ON DUDES! JSUT RELAX AND ENJOY A bonus extra large special episode of power and vegetables!  Bless your JEsus hands  GOOD ON YA !! twitter @thenickcody @bartlol yeah yeah footy
2 years ago

episode 72?

BUFF BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM TISH TISH BOOM !!

FUNTY! GRIMBO!

SCRINTY!!

NEW SUPER POD! THIS IS NICK AND BART's WILL SUPER GLAND Adventure time! WE HAVE A SOUND empire. OBServe us with YOUR EARS xxx  
2 years ago

EpisOde Seventeeeeee 1?

TIME FOR SOUND CRIMBO YA WILD CARNDOGS!!! Be the wind and trees and feel the magic in your wood and blow it upon the universe. Feel free and powerful. That is what buddha said. He is full of beans and know how. He even fixed a door once and whittled a nice stick.  GOOD ON YA HOOTER LORDS! Be free from stuff and have a nice time. 
2 years ago

EPISODE seventy?

Geese are waterfowl belonging to the tribe Anserini of the family Anatidae. This tribe comprises the genera Anser (the grey geese), Branta (the black geese) and Chen (the white geese). A number of other birds, mostly related to theshelducks, have "goose" as part of their name. More distantly related members of the Anatidae family are swans, most of which are larger than true geese, and ducks, which are smaller. GOOSES ARE SICK WILD ANIMALS!!! LOVE THOSE CARNTZZZ HARD LOL TWTITTERTER @bartlol @thenickcody  facebook!!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive/info
2 years ago

epIsode 69!!!! AHAHAHAHAH 69 LOL!!!!! part 2 inception oxox?

OKAY FANCY INTERNET WARIOS! You have MADe it to the magic number episode where the number everyone wants is here. Numbers have power and sometimes when you think of a number hard enough you will shot fireballs and magic at evil animals and spirits. That is what the army does but they don't say because everyone will think they are skirts who don't like wrestling. THis also part 2 of our inception series!  ONE AGAIN YOU GET SOME UNDERGROUND TRUTH LOL!

Stay safe and full of magic beans you will CARNTZZ! Be SAFE OK! CALL ME WHEN YOU GET HOME LOLOlOL NO RLY DO IT luv u  
2 years ago

EpisodE sixty Eight?

THIS IS THE FIRST OF A 3 PART INCEPTION SERIES BY NICK AND BART! It is really deep and hard to understand but if you are asleep you will surely get it in the face and mind like a true champion of flavour and clouds. Only the true of heart and groin will pass the rabbit of fant. 
PART ONE 

PART ONE LOL!!!

WAKE UP AND EAT A SPINACK SLEEPYJACK!   Good onya for the sweet internet love! itunes reviews are sweet and great and we have twtitttereerer and facefcebaooksz also @thenickcody and @bartlol www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive also we have websites  www.bartlol.com www.nickcody.com.au luv youse. 
2 years ago

EPISODE 67$$$$$$$ part two?

YEEAAAHH THIS IS THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS TIED UP AND ALL THE ANSWERS COME INTO YOUR BRAIN BOX GET INTO SUPER BROS and BINTS!  STAY FRESH AND FULL OF MAD LOVE POWER!  Thanks for the itunes love!  Also here is out twitters and stuff  @bartlol @thenickcody facebooks!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
2 years ago

episode 66!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! part one lol?

YEAH BROZZZ AND LADIESZZZ!!! Get part one of NICK AND BART's odessy podcast epic attack. FEEL THE BEE POWER!  GIVE US SOME INTERNET MAGIC POWER!  TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY !!!
2 years ago

EPISODE SIXTY five?

Parfait is a French word literally meaning "perfect" commonly employed to describe a kind of frozen dessert GET SOME KNOWLEDGE UP IN YOUR CLACKERS YA FARKING CUN DOGS!  Luv youse.  x xoxox xoxo
2 years ago

epiSODe NINTENDO64!?

This Episode the rare and elusive Talia (NICK's SPECIAL lady) is caught on tape. Now this podcast as all the makings of a powerful wizards spell! Be ready for the magic that continues into the distance and the mystical badgers that grip all of our souls!  Bart has a fringe show on at the moment! If you are in Melbourne go to www.bartlol.com to find out more!  Thanks for the itunes love!  Also here is out twitters and stuff  @bartlol @thenickcody facebooks!! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Have a jolly fine day sirS AND LADIES!! 
2 years ago

episode Ssixty threee?

GET YOUR PANTS READY FOR FUN AND DANGER! The lord doth eat the magic claws of cheese. Release your ego and put a face tan on the rich sled.  follow our exploits on the internets. Search our namesakes on the googlsz. thx babez. luv u. 
2 years ago

epiSODe sixty two?

Impress your guests with this satisfying dessert made from layers of golden biscuits and filled with zesty lemon cream. Preparation Time 45 minutes Cooking Time 30 minutes Ingredients (serves 8) 180g butter, at room temperature 155g (3/4 cup) caster sugar 1 tsp finely grated lemon rind 1 egg, lightly whisked 100g (2/3 cup) plain flour 40g (1/4 cup) self-raising flour 2 tbs cornflour Lemon filling 2 x 300ml ctns thickened cream 175g lemon curd Lemon syrup 1 lemon 100g (1/2 cup) caster sugar 125ml (1/2 cup) water Method Preheat oven to 180°C. Draw eight 20cm-diameter discs on 8 sheets of non-stick baking paper. Line 2 baking trays with 2 sheets, pencil-side down. Use an electric beater to beat the butter, sugar, lemon rind and egg in a bowl until pale and creamy. Sift in the combined flours and cornflour. Stir to combine. divide mixture into 8 portions. Spread 2 portions evenly over discs on trays. Bake for 4-6 minutes or until light golden. Transfer to a wire rack to cool. Repeat, in 3 more batches, with remaining mixture. To make the lemon filling, use an electric beater to beat the cream until soft peaks form. Fold in the lemon curd. Place 1 biscuit on a serving plate. Spread with 1/2 cup of filling and top with another biscuit. Repeat with remaining biscuits and filling, finishing with a layer of filling. Cover and place in the fridge overnight to set. To make lemon syrup, peel lemon and cut rind into thin strips. Juice lemon. place rind in a saucepan. Cover with boiling water. Bring to boil. drain. Repeat twice. add sugar, water and lemon juice to pan. stir over medium heat until sugar dissolves. increase heat to high. Boil for 2-3 minutes or until syrup thickens. Set aside to cool. Pour syrup over cake. Top with rind. FOLLLOW BART AND NICK ON TWitter!  @bartlol and @thenickcody  BE happy and eat some cake dudes. 
2 years ago

EPISODE sixty One?

A new fresh podcast for the week! You guys should realise by now what is written in this section is not really important. It is all for the lulz and giggle festivals. So here it goes. BART AND NICK ARE IN  A DANGEROUS CAVE AND THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY ALL THESE WILD DISCO BEASTS THE ONLY WAY TO GET OUT OF THE CAVE SAFE IS FOR THE GUYS TO DANCE REALLY HARD AND WITH THEIR LEGS LIKE THEY ARE MADE OF POWERFUL LIGHT ARMOUR AND KISSES OF ANGELS. CAN NICK SUMMON HIS POWERFUL YOGA ENERGY TO PLEASE THE BEASTS AND DANCE THEM INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION.  FEEL THE MUSIC MAGIC!  Have a great weekend and week and time span NOOBS! GET THE FANTO ALIVE!  TWITTER @bartlol @thenickcody  facebook! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
2 years ago

episode SIXTY!!?

yeah bros and LADIES!!! Bart and Nick go to YOGA!!! THAT IS RIGHT! NIck goes into the belly of the beast! ARE YOU READY FOR THE YOGA FUN TANG? NO YES NO YES NOT YES??!??!?! 

Get your powerful aura vision ready for the sound pod of the DECADE UNIVERSE CENTURY! twitter!!! @thenickcody @bartlol Facebooks! www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Good on ya for the nice itunes love! YOUSE R TOPS FANTY! luv ya  
3 years ago

epIsode fifty NINE?

Yeah sweet masters of the sound claw. The lawns of your discontent will soon be mown and your powerful grasps on reality will disappear into deep slumber! THIS PODMOON Bart and Nick talk about the dark lords who control the skies and our foods we eat with our mouth. Beware of the gourmet demons! ONLY YOU CAN CONTROL IF YOU ARE IN A DREAM!  Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol Facebook www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive Thanks for the mad itunes LOVEZZ!  have a great time ya bloody cunLAMPS! 
3 years ago

EpiSODE fifty Eight.?

yeeaah sweet dogs. Live kitchen episode of glory! Get your jowls into it.  All that stuff. Have a happy week LOLOLOLOl
3 years ago

Episode fifty Seven?

BAAAAAAAAAAAA! The power of dreams and war allow us to be magical face bots! ALL HAIL THE POWERFUL CODY AND HIS BEER LIFTS!  twitter @bartlo @thenickcody! 

GET YA POWER INTO THE WORLD YA POOFOOZZ 
3 years ago

epIsode fifty sex?

HOLY MONDO LOVE ANGELS! THE DRIVE HOME MEN ARE IN THE SIDECAR OF LIFE! Welcome to a happy full episode with special appearances from Nick's gf Talia and KANO the master criminal from Mortal Kombat. Just remember processed foods might be bad for you but they taste really good. Your face might say oh no I want yams but your soul screams for sweet sweet twinkies and salted corn.  twitter @thenickcody @bartlol  LOVE YOUSE HEAPS AYE!! GET ON BOARD THE FANCY TRAIN! 
3 years ago

episode fifty fivE?

The fancy lords are back and full of peat fury! Listen to the podCarnt and hear things about drinking and achieving a state of no mind. Just relax bro! It is cool lady face! I believe in you.  Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
3 years ago

Episode fifty FOUR?

HEY BROS AND SISRTROS! BE FRESH AND REALX IN THE UNIVERSE! 
3 years ago

episode fifty three?

I'm confused in my direction of upppp

(Lil Jon)
If you're not drunk ladies and gentleman
Get ready to get emotion and incoherent
Lets do itt
Haha
LMFAO
You know it
Lil Jon
Yeaah
All of the alcoholics
Where you at
Lets go
Hey hey hey hey uh huh hey hey hey hey
Lets go yeah!
(LMFAO)
When i walk in the club
All eyes on me
I'm with the party rock crew
All drinks are free (all drinks are free)
We like Ciroc
We love Patron
We came to party rock
Everybody its on!

Shots shots  FANT FANT FANT shots shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
Everybody
Shots shots shots shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots GOOSEY HIP shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
Everybody TWITTER  @bartlol @thenickcody
3 years ago

Episode Fifty Two?

Okay guys. It is full on hardcore dance time. Get your genitals out and jump from the shadows like a wild career mastermind.  Bless the minty fresh perceptioin of the buddha sandwich. Glass destroyers will make short work of us all.  TWITTER! @thenickcody @bartlol FACEBOOK www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
3 years ago

episodE fifty One?

YEEAAAH SWEEETTT LORDY PANTS! The power agrevated assault and sauce shall reign down upon youse all as the goosey slime magic encapsulates your souls! Just relax and be merry. Do some nice shinty to the vast and glorious negative space and symbolise ur FACE!  Bart and Nick will guid you no where in particular nor shall they say anything of value.  PANTS GIBLETS!  Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol FACEBOOKZZZ www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive
3 years ago

Episode Fiddy?

Yeah boyzzz and guuuuuuurrrllzzzz! TEH DUDES OF POWAH r back at it againzzz! B REEL TO URSELF AND UR FRIENDS BUT REMEMBER How U TREAT THE ONES U LUV is important to become a battlefield general. HOWEVERZZZ HOW U Treat THOSE U DUN NOE Will tell TEH world if U R A BIG CARNT OR NOT LOL! EAT DIKCS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Shorter episodes for a bit lol! NICK IS IN THE UNDERWORLD doing craaazzy tunes as a dj.  facebooks www.facebook.com/somethingforthedrive twitter @thenickcody @bartlol Be magical in ur pink bits ya poozfs
3 years ago

BONUS POWER EPISODE!?

Yeah brozz. Bart and Nick are working on stuff so here is a little taste of some rad powerful magic that the wild dogs have put together for you! FEEL THE MAGIC!!! 
3 years ago

episode forty nine?

Yeaaaahhhh daawwwgg!! Get a liver detox up ya!!! FULL POWER TIGHTS!!!  Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol
3 years ago

episode 4teeEight?

YEEEAAAHHH GIT UR POWER HAM HERE! The dudes have summoned the power of hounds to knaw upon the edges of reality. 
3 years ago

episode 47!!!!?

YYEEAAAH SWEET holders of the genitals of DESTINY!! PLEASE DO A HEAR LISTEN AND BE AWESOME!!! 


WOOOOOOOOOOo 
3 years ago

epIsode forty SIX?

YYEEAHH HTH EGYUZ ARE BACK! GET SOME NWE SOUND POWER INTO YOU! Get round and powerFILLED LIKE A SAUSAGESZ!!
3 years ago

ePisode 45?

YYEEAaahhhhHHH First show back for Bart and Nick after comedy festival. The guys are just chiling out in the fant cave being wild dogs.  LIVE THE DREAM LOLz
3 years ago

Live show bonus applause.?

YEAAAH BONUS FUN! LISTEN TO THIS TO BE HAPPY AND MAGIC! 
3 years ago

fourTEE fOur LIVE SHOW!!! BOOM?

Sweet angels and magical faces will appear in your mind after you eat these sound muffins. Nick and Bart are in a sold out disabled toilets doing mad beats and songs. FEEL THE MAGIC! SOme crazy stuff happend and U can hear it with your powers. 

USE THE INTERNETZZ. USE UR POWERZ!

LIVE SHOW BAM BAM! HATS AND ALL!  
3 years ago

FOURTY THREE?

YYEEEAAAHHHHHHH OOOMMMGGGZZZ! JUST a little quick one from the wild lords of the deep! BART AND NICK ARE doing the live episode at softbelly Details!  22nd of April! 4.30pm! SoftbellyBAR little bourke street in MLEBOURENZ.  IF YOU CANT COME WE WILL UPLOAD THAT SHIT INTO THE INTERENETNZ Get yur face into gear. 
3 years ago

episode forty two?

EEEEEEeeeEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bot bot bot bo tbo Bart and NNICK Are back and powerful! GHost sex and tomato foam are on the chopping block! Feel the mighty power of the bliss eagle as it soars out upon the cloud! Follow us on the internet and come to our shows! Bless your kind souls! 
3 years ago

Episode fourty One?

Yeah boyz and GIURLzzz. It is that time again. Bart and NIck have obtained the power of the musk tanty and have the gusto to weild it. How you feel about that? Think fast because soon you will be enveloped by powerful podMAGIC and your ear recievers will never be the same.  Remember it is comedy festival time so there are podBINTs a little more regularly than usual. If you are in town please come along and check the dooooodz out. They are hell sick at the comedy. Do the internet magic love if you get the time. Twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol along with some other secret finger moves in the shadows. 

bless the pantsuit of destiny!!!

Take care of your bones lol 
3 years ago

episodE fourTEE?

Yeah boyzzzzz and gurlzz here is another poddy pod pod for youuse this week! We are doing a few extra during comedy festivalzzz! Get into it loLOLOLOLO!!!! Have a happy time in your lives regardless of what sort of pants you wear.  Check out Bart and Nick's shows if you are in Melbourne! Do the internet dance if you feel like it. Like stuff and do reviews and blah blah farkin blah! 

 
3 years ago

episode thirty nine?

YEEAAAHHH BROZZZZ BART N NICK HAVE COME BACK EARLY WITH MORE POWER! Listen to those wild faces talk about poems and Kyle CHindlerz. We have a longer more powerful episode for you today as a special for Melbourne comedy festival! Get into it. +3 to killing manky!  Twitter! @thenickcody @bartlol Totally eat some mad cakes for us ya poofs! 
3 years ago

episode 38?

Yeah man! Nick and Bart are back with a listener letter and some very happy talk about PANTS AND THE UNIVERSE! Yeah whatever dudes you will figure it out as you watch it with your ear receptors! Get some power in your mind cavern and ready yourself for fun bags!!!! Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol! Also if you are in MElbourne please come to our comedy festival shows! Yeah man!! WOOT luv u miss u.  All episodes of COPS, with the exception of the first season, begin with the disclaimer, "COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law." The first season disclaimer was slightly different by stating, "COPS is filmed on location as it happens. All suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law."
3 years ago

EPISODE thirty seven.?

YEeeaahhh broMASTERS! Another beast of sound is being unleashed upon your ear machines. Get your teeth fancy and your binty.  BOOM BOOM BOOM!  CHOCOLATE PANTS! 
Pooping in your underwear. Soiling yourself. Having Poop in your pants. Usually occurring in children and those who are not potty trained. Kevin: What the hell is that smell? 
Nancy: Smells like someone crapped themselves 
Uriah: Yeah no shit. Probably Tom! 
Tom: Hell no! its that retard Eric! 
Eric: Uh...anyone got a clean set of drawers?
3 years ago

episode 36?

YEAAAHHH ITS TIme again dudes and POOF MASTERS And animal lords and bacon demons! It is time for deadly talking and wild sounds to attack your ears.  HERE IS A RECIPE FOR SOME SWEET CAKES!!! follow us on the internet! twitter @bartlol and @thenickycody get ya faces on our facebook page lololoLOLOL maybe some itunes love if you are feeling fresh.  125g packet chocolate cookies, roughly broken 75g unsalted butter, melted 85g dark chocolate, chopped 250g packet cream cheese 250g ricotta 2/3 cup (150g) caster sugar 250ml thickened cream Method Grease and line an 18cm (base measurement) springform pan. To make the base, place the cookies in a food processor or blender and process until it resembles coarse breadcrumbs. Add butter and continue to process until well combined. Remove the crumb mixture and, using your hands, press into the base of the prepared pan, until the surface is smooth and even. Cover and chill for 20 minutes. Meanwhile, place the chocolate in a small heatproof bowl over a saucepan half-filled with simmering water (make sure the bowl doesn't touch the water). Use a metal spoon to stir occasionally until the chocolate melts and is smooth. Remove from the heat and cool to room temperature. Place the cream cheese, ricotta, and sugar in the bowl of an electric mixer and beat for a couple of minutes or until well combined. Add the thickened cream and continue beating for 5 minutes or until mixture is smooth and thick. Pour the mixture into the pan over the biscuit base and smooth the surface. Drizzle with the melted chocolate and swirl lightly with a knife to create ripple effect. Freeze for 2 hours or until solid. To serve, carefully remove the cheesecake from the pan. Serve immediately with cream or berries.
3 years ago

episode therty fiVE?

JOLLY GOOD DAY TO YOUR RACE FACES RIGHT NOW PANTS MASTErs! Welcome to a fancy in the bag episode! Bart and NIck are touring around the place so this podDANGLE comes from the deep past of powerful minge.  Then the Buddha addressed all the monks once more, and these were the very last words he spoke: "Behold, O monks, this is my last advice to you. All component things in the world are changeable. They are not lasting. Work hard to gain your own salvation." Then the Buddha lapsed into the jhana stages, or meditative absorptions. Going from level to level, one after the other, ever deeper and deeper. Then he came out of the meditative absorption for the last time and passed into nirvana, leaving nothing whatever behind that can cause rebirth again in this or any other world. Follow us on the twitterzz! @thenickcody and @bartlol!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!
3 years ago

EPISODE thirty floor?

OK! Bart and NICK are changing places and talking about being relaxed and not getting stressed of poop or toilet Jesus. Just enjoy your journey while you are here lol!  PEACE TO UR FACE AND SOUL! 
3 years ago

episode 33!!!!!?

Hey boonDOGS! We are in a rad room with super sandwiches talking about being free with your heart and true to being from SPAIN! For your information Spain is wonderful and very special. Please follow us on the twitter and facebuk and also on the internet we have the google with our hearts and minds. Give in the the flavourzzz. Relax okay!! LUV YOUSE! 
3 years ago

episode THIRTYTWO?

Yeeaahhhh dawgszzzz!! HERE Is teh definetion of sauce! PLease read it and become more powerful!  In cooking, a sauce is liquid, creaming or semi-solid food served on or used in preparing other foods. Sauces are not normally consumed by themselves; they add flavor, moisture, and visual appeal to another dish. Sauce is a French word taken from the Latin salsus, meaning salted. Possibly the oldest sauce recorded is garum, the fish sauce used by the Ancient Romans. Sauces need a liquid component, but some sauces (for example, pico de gallo salsa or chutney) may contain more solid elements than liquid. Sauces are an essential element in cuisines all over the world. PLEASE LET THIS KNOWLEDGE GIVE YOU FLAVA TO UR EARS!!!ZZZ!! follow us on twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol Happy pants. 
3 years ago

EPIsode thirty ONE?

Yeah boys! U WANNA NOE About AMWAY and the secret spy power of selling??! Well tune into the this super mega secret episode and be amazed at how bart and nick are totally on the money and should be really rich. YEAAH!! Give us some internet love if you get the time. TWITTER @thenickcody and @bartlol facebookpage and itunes love if you get the time!! YEEAAAHH CARNTZ
3 years ago

epIsode tHirtee?

Heeeyyy yeeaahh go back to where you came from!!! Get it into you! Bart and Nick are full of fury and righteous power. Listen to the voices of the past and feel the happiness. Dance and enjoy your faces. Live the dream. Follow on the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody Take care babezzzzzz
3 years ago

epIsode 2NINe?

Sweet sweet Words of magic wisdom coming from the mouths of powerful wizards right into your magic brain pods. DO you like farms? DO you like computers? Well why not combine them. Become and ethnic mastermind of digital potatoes.  BLESS YOUR VEGETABLES! Remember to give us some love. @bartlol and @thenickcody on the twitter, rate us on itunes and see us on the facebook. YOU ARE FANCY! 
3 years ago

Episode twenty eighT?

OMGZZzzZZZ Guyz we have total outside podVECHILE power once again. Nick and Bart are in the backroom room of an awesome bar doing a podcast after doing a podcast. INCEPTION MUCH CUUNT? We have special surprise visitors and there is madness and joy in the air! Get your pants in your pants and get ready for improved audio quality and silly talking turned up to maximum. Show us some love if you get a chance. itunes reviewz and twitter fun @thenickcody and @bartlol. Stay happy and true to yourselfzzz!! LUV U MISS U XOXoxoXOXOXOo
3 years ago

epiSode twenty seveN?

Happy new years. Nick and Bart talk about time and the power of the group. The guys also talk on the subject of fighting and being a human. Follow us on twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol. Have a great day! 
3 years ago

episode twentySIX?

Yeeeaaahhhh new years includes wristies for bacon and xmas aftermath! Get into ya poofs! twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol
3 years ago

Episode twenty FIve?

yyeaaahhhh broozz itz xmas or should I say FUCK YOU! Eat a bag of slongs ya juice monkey. Nick and Bart are totes festival and doing mad gifts all over the shop! Oi get some internet loving and do it on us! Twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol and follow us on the facebookz or rate the itunes 5 starz plx. LOL CARNTS! 
3 years ago

EpisOde TwEnty4?

Yeeeaaaaaahhh old people and vidya games! Get ya god mode firing on all cylinders! POWER HAND! Twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol
3 years ago

episode twenty THree?

Yeeaahhhhh!!!!!! Nick and Bart talk about China and sports along with alternative medience and computer games. Get into it and be happy and free with your pants and mind! @thenickcody and @bartlol
3 years ago

episode twenty TWO?

OMG OMG OMG FARKING! We talk about stuff okay! STUFF YA BLOODY DESCRIPTIONZZ! JUST BE HAPPY AND LIVE LIFE! BE FRee! Follow us on twiiter @thenickcody and @bartlol
3 years ago

Bonus FUN!?

Yeeeeaahhhh! Bonus episode of fun! Get into it ya silly duffers! Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol
3 years ago

ePisode twenty ONE?

Nick and Bart talk about race and computer games AGAIN! FARKING TALKING ABOUT CULTURE AND SEXually transmitted infections along with pokemon. Get into it poofs. Follow us on twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol. LUV youse! 
3 years ago

episode twenty?

AHhhhHH we have a farkin echo yeah! It is fancy coz we are rockstarszzz. Mining sites, dogs and the words that a man would use! Get into it carnts. SKYRIM! Check out the twitterz @bartlol @thenickcody happy face. 
3 years ago

episodE nineteen?

This week Bart and Nick hit up some really hard thinking issues. They are pretty much reporters and stuff hay. Is stuff bad? Listen and find out. Do the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody magic pants! 
3 years ago

epIsode eighteen?

food, culture, aids and the universe. Get your ears involved! Twitter love @bartlol @thenickcody miss youse! 
3 years ago

episode 7eventeen?

Hipsters and punching. How do you look? Meditation competitions. Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol take it easy LOL! Miss YOUSE! 
3 years ago

Episode sixteeN?

History, Spirit quests, kebabs and the lost words of Jesus! Don't believe anything we say. Except for follow us on the twitters and facebooks! @thenickcody and @bartlol
3 years ago

episode FiftEEn?

Sports, Robot legs, Swear words (surprise) and ladies basketball. 
3 years ago

episOde fourteEn?

Pooping in public, enemy of the state and how to make lots of money! Follow us on twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody! You guys are great! Stay safe! Luv youse! 
3 years ago

epiSode thirteen?

TAPAS! We love food but hate small bits that cost a lot. That makes us savages who want hamburgers. We love you all. Please send chips. Follow us on twitterz @thenickcody and @bartlol
3 years ago

epiSode twelve?

Wealth, Games and the shifting sands of time. Delve into the mystery and come out dirty. Follow us on the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody or the facebook Something for the Drive Home. Miss U LuV U bye xox
3 years ago

episOde EleVen?

We love you very much. Bart and Nick talk about festivals, movies and many other silly things that can be fit into a half of an hour period of time. No offense intended to all of you out there with shoes or Spanish heritage. Bless the face of the Universe! Follow us on twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody xoxoox 
3 years ago

Episode TEN?

HOLY COW! Guyz! This is the number 10 episode. THis happens only once just like your tenth birthday or something lol! Nick and Bart talk of the amazing chances the world of the pod has given them and much much more. Do you want to go into space and eat a sandwich? Well listen to this and go from there. LUv youse. 
3 years ago

episode NiNe?

OMG OMG OMG! Silly talking, bubble tea, radio competitions, ear infections and the universe! Bart and Nick really care about you guys. Be safe. @thenickcody @bartlol. Check out our facebookzzz lol. xoxoxo 
4 years ago

episode Eight?

Yep that's right ladies and gentlemen Bart and Nick are back and they are talking about Jesus and the power of sexitimes. Get into it! Follow us on the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody
4 years ago

EPisode Se7en?

haaay guys! Bart and Nick are back and they are talking about some very important issues. Vegetables for instance oh yeah and what it means to be man. A MAN! OKAY MAN MAN! Tell your friends and enjoy the sounds while having a giggle. Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol
4 years ago

EPisode Six?

Nick hates yoga. Bart tries to find where the tension is and relieve it with some special yoga/pilates moves. Lots of silly offensive fun! Enjoy. Luv youse xoxo
4 years ago

EpIsode FIVe?

OMG Bart and Nick are in the backyard talking about things that make Nick Angry. Punchable faces and movies stars are just a few things we jump upon and beat with words. Please enjoy this silly rabble of fun monkey power. 
4 years ago

EpisodE Four?

Omg HOly shit. They are back and full of beans. Feel the full force of silly talk and cafe amibence as this digital devil claws playfully at your ears. Bart and Nick talk about Zelda, Japanese people and lasers. Among other things. Luv youse. 
4 years ago

episode Three?

Bart and Nick talk about lost search engines, sport vampires and more! Enjoy the sweet sweet banter on the drive home. Thanks for listening. You are all awesome. 
4 years ago

Episode two?

OMg guys! Bart and Nick are pretty offensive in this one. Don't let it get you all angry pants. It is all in silly Jests of some boys eager to be loved. Zombies, Magic words and much more! Also please rate us on the itunes and follow our silly talking on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol
4 years ago

Episode One?

Listen to Nick Cody and Bart Freebairn talk of facebook trolling and the evil movie overlords. 
4 years ago

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MAD CAT STACK BRO! GIVE us SOME MORE MEOWS! 
3 years ago
EVeryone loves sports! 
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GIVE ME A HI FIVE YOU FANTO! 
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OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! ENjoy the spring time of your tasty! 
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