BART FREEBAIRN

Wild Biscuit Master!
Read my bio here.
Bart is a stand up comedy comedian. He has been doing comedy for a while now and travels around Australia doing comedy to people and whatever else is around. Having had the pleasure some lovely festivals like Melbourne comedy festival, Adelaide Fringe festival and Brisbane Comedy Festival Bart has had people who work at newspapers write some nice things about him. If you want him to write or perform something funny just send an email to info@bartlol.com

Here are some quotes for you to look at. Have a great day!

"…a joy to watch" The Age ****

" …turns ordinary tales into wonderful adventures"
Adelaide Advertiser ****

bart news

Power Year Ignite!?

LET THIS BE A GREAT YEAR! I got fallout 4 for my birthday so I am really making the most of the year so far. Lots of great work getting done at my house at night.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!

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www.trybooking.com/JZFG

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Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use. They come out weekly! There are also pod boxes on my website which you are reading.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!



Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick! It is gonna be sooo fun!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here! There will be a new one out soon!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

Stay cool and be rad x
4 weeks ago

2016 super fun?

Super times 2016?
Happy Holidays friends! Have a good time eating and enjoying friends and family. Thanks for being such great buddies.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!


www.trybooking.com/JZFG

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!



Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/

In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here! These are selling fast!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

I am turning 36 on the 9th of Jan also. Whoa time flies when you are alive.
1 month ago

Super times 2016?

Happy Holidays friends! Have a good time eating and enjoying friends and family. Thanks for being such great buddies.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!


www.trybooking.com/JZFG

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already Do a google or an itunes search! Or whatever podcast platform you use.

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!



Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/

In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here! These are selling fast!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

I am turning 36 on the 9th of Jan also. Whoa time flies when you are alive.
1 month ago

Happy Holidays!?

Happy Holidays friends! Have a good time eating and enjoying friends and family. Thanks for being such great buddies.

Here is what I have coming up!

My Melbourne International Comedy Festival Show is on Sale!
Grab early tickets here!

www.trybooking.com/JZFG

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!

Tickets for Melbourne Comedy festival will be up soon!

Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/


In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

Merry times!
1 month ago

Holiday Pals! ?

Hey guys! I hope this finds you well with Christmas coming up. I am almost done all my gigs for the year.

I am at the Comedy Store in Sydney up until the 18th! Come along it is such a good night.

Also I am doing World Bar on the 12th, Cafe Lounge on the 13th and The Enmore Comedy Club on the 14th!

Check out my sweet podcasts if you haven't already

Spirit Blast!
Finty Grimbles!
We are not Doctors!

Tickets for Melbourne Comedy festival will be up soon!

Here is Perth Fringe World Show! Get in quick!

www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/e71fa33b-4345-466e-85e8-00f3305ad8bb/


In the new year i have a great show with Steele Saunders on the 9th of Jan at public Bar! We are commentating over The Phantom Menace! Gonna be so silly and fun! Get tickets here!

www.trybooking.com/JOWY


I have done a sweet youtube thing as well! Called Chip Tips!

Check it out here!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwS_jfyPVsU

Merry times!
2 months ago

Friends! ?

Hey guys!

I have two new podcasts out!

Spirit Blast - A guided meditation full of maximum Buddha

and

Finty Grimbles - Me being full of finty silly powers!

Check them out! Just search them on your favourite pod platform! They should be there!

I am at the Comic's Lounge next week! 11th - 14th of November! Come say g'day. I am support the powerful Tom Ballard.

Also the week after I am in Perth. Shapiro's on Tuesday 17th, The National Wednesday 18th, Charles Hotel Thursday 19th, Lazy Susan's Friday 20th, Little Creatures Fremantle Saturday 21st! Get into it Western Lords!

The week after I am hosting a sweet new room Tommy Dassalo and Ben Vernel are running! Catfish Comedy at Catfish in Fitzroy Melbourne town! Tuesday 24th! Also that week I am up at Crab Lab! Wednesday the 25th! Sweet times!

Peace out mega claws xoxox
3 months ago

mega times?

Hey super internet Friends! things are bubbling along nicely! I have my last Fringe show tonight! Friday the 2nd of October! Thanks for coming along if you did. It was a blast. I have a fancy live show record coming up this Sunday on the 4th!

6.30pm at Dirty Secrets which is a really sweet bar at 80 Smith street collingwood. The tickets are 10 bucks just to cover costs but if you really want to come and bring cool pals you can just come! Just email me you are coming at tix@bartlol.com we can sort it out! Stay fresh!

www.trybooking.com/JDPD

It will be a blast if you can make it.

I am off to Sydney next week and Tassie the week after that!

New Podcasts are coming along nicely!

Spring times!

Stay powerful
4 months ago

Fringe Magic and Pod Genesis?

GUys! It is all happening. I am giving birth to new pods! They are on the rise. Close now! joy crazy gravy.

Melbourne Fringe is in full swing! Get involved The show is juicy and fun. Here are the details


16th of September - 2nd or October! 8pm! Get on it! Tix at the door of the Imperial Hotel or at this link! The door is a good way to avoid booking fees and stuff. Just bring clams to the hotel!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/program/event/view/1580c881-600b-48b6-ae57-791e64e3d900

Also! I am doing a live record of some of my sweet goodtime zingers over two Sundays! The 27th of September and the 4th of October at 6.30pm at Dirty Secrets which is a really sweet bar at 80 Smith street collingwood. The tickets are 10 bucks just to cover costs but if you really want to come and bring cool pals you can just come! Just email me you are coming at tix@bartlol.com we can sort it out! Stay fresh!

www.trybooking.com/JDPD
4 months ago

Super New Shows! ?

Hey wild lords! Great festival magic times coming up! New comedy and joy ready for your face! It won't be super shiny but it will be fun and fancy!

WOOOO

Sydney Fringe!!! 1st, 3rd and 5th of September! 7.15pm!! Get on it!

www.sydneyfringe.com/whats_on/event/7bfa6def-f7d6-496a-ab04-415939af8ca5/

Melbourne Fringe! HOLYCRAP! IT IS GONNA ROCK!!!!

16th of September - 2nd or October! 8pm! Get on it! Tix at the door of the Imperial Hotel or at this link!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/program/event/view/1580c881-600b-48b6-ae57-791e64e3d900
5 months ago

Fresh times ahead?

Hi hi hi! Super lords of the internetz!

Thanks for all your love and support with the live podcasts. They were so great. Listen to them at your pace! I have some great new things coming up! I will put them up soon! I am doing Sydney Comedy festival Roadshow along with Trips to Brisbane and Adelaide. Splendour in the Grass is happening and I am doing shows in Sydney and Melbourne Fringe! Fun times ahead. Also there are 2 new podcasts in the works! Busy but super funny fun fun times! Maximum gravy! Stay tuned mega faces!
8 months ago

Holy Awesome town! ?

So many good gigs coming up!

Sydney is happening and is gonna be so good! Come along to my Sydney Comedy Festival show here!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

BIG NEWS
Nick Cody and I are finishing up our powerful and glorious podcast Something for the Drive Home so we are doing a few excellent live shows to say goodbye and thanks a lot! THE first one is in Sydney! on the 16th at 5pm! Get involved in that! It is gonna be off the hook!

Here are teh details!

premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=SOMETHIN15&v=ENC

We are going to be in Adelaide on May the 21st doing a huge night of both Nick and my solo shows and the podcast! It will be a podfestival indeed! OFF TEH HOOK! Details here!

www.trybooking.com/HRPH

Then to top it off we are doing the final live super excellent 200th episode on the 30th of May at Public bar in Melbourne! The link is right here!

www.trybooking.com/HQAE

Tickets are selling super quick for all of these. Of course i am going to say that but seriously come along. It is gonna be ace!

PEACE TO THE MAX
9 months ago

Festival Glory?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.comedyfestival.com.au/2015/season/shows/ultra-power-lord-bart-freebairn

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
10 months ago

festival glory! ?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
10 months ago

Festival Glory?

Guys! Melbourne Comedy festival is in full swing! My show is killing it! Great reviews and sweet crowds! Come along and long and enjoy the power, laughter and fury!

Book Tickets for Ultra Power Lord here! 8pm Every night at the Imperial Hotel!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Also there is a live Something for the Drive Home Podcast on the Sunday the 12th of April at 1.30pm @ the Imperial Hotel! Grab tickets for that sucker here!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=130370

ALSO! Sydney Comedy festival is coming up! I am stoked to be up there! I am only doing 2 nights so book quick as they are going to sell out pronto! 13th and 15th of May 7pm at the Factory Theatre! Here is the link!

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905

Get involved guys!! Sweet sweet shows all over the place! Come and have a laugh with me.
10 months ago

Festivals and Lasers! ?

Hey heyhey super lords of the internet depths! I am doing some great shows in the beginning of this fine year! Here they are with links attached!

Perth Fringe! Yes Perth! 7th - 11th of Feb
www.fringeworld.com.au/program/event/8ff69fb5-3d8c-434b-8003-e1ba4092b690/

Brisbane Comedy Festival! 17th - 22nd of March
brisbanepowerhouse.org/events/2015/03/17/bart-freebairn-ultra-power-lord/

Melbourne Comedy Festival! 25th of March - 19th of April!
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=117256

Sydney Comedy festival dates to come! Podcasts will be happening in the towns Nick and I are in at the same time!

Stay magical!
1 year ago

sweet xmas Jazz?

MEGA DOGS! I am in gonna be in Perth in December doing all sorts of sweet gigs. I am also all over every shopping centre ever over the festive season. Just being a super EAGLe.

Tuesday the 25th I am headlining the Imperial Hotel! get on it xo
1 year ago

FRESH LORDS?

YEAH DUDES!!

In the sweet SYDNEY TOWN for the next 10 days!
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

The COmedy store From Thursday to Saturday for 23rd - 25th and 30th - 1st!!!

The Hump!! SO tasty!! GEt on it here! www.humpcomedy.com/

SO GREAT!!! HAPPY TIMES!
1 year ago

Adelaide super times! ?

This week I am all up in Adelaide! Get into it guyzzz. Check for gigs and tickets here

www.adelaidecomedy.com/

Then Local Laughs on the 18th!

www.facebook.com/LocalLaughs

With Brisbane shows coming up later in the month from the 28th of August!

www.standup.com.au/

Then Sydney for Fringe Festival!

www.sydneyfringe.com/whats_on/event/cbb9420a-bc8c-4413-87fb-fc102ffb9873/

Followed by Melbourne Fringe!!!!!! OMG SO MUCH FUN!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/bart-freebairn-ultra-power-lord/
1 year ago

SUPER LRODS!?

UP and coming! I am going to be doing comedy at Splendour in the Grass! See you there if you have tickets.

Special and excellent live show coming on the 1st of July! Live 3rd bday podcast with the powerful Nick Cody and I!

Here are details.

www.trybooking.com/90236

See you there!
1 year ago

Wild Lords!?

Thanks to all the Billions of peoples that came along to my shows across the country for the comedy festival times. BLESS YOUR DEAR FACES!!! BLESSS YOU!!!!!!! I am in Perth from the 30th of April until the 11th of May. Details are in the heavens.
www.comedylounge.com.au/2011/
1 year ago

Melbourne Comedy JOY! ?

Guyz!!! HERE Are ticket details for my Melbouren Comedy festival show. I am doing a show EVERYDAY at 8pm at the IMperial hotel in Melbourne CBD! Because I love comedy and I LUV U!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=72342

ThAT LINK IS FOR TICKETS! CLICK IT AND buy a pass to pure awesome!!!

LUV U x
1 year ago

MELBOURNEZ Comedy fetivalz?

Guyz!!! HERE Are ticket details for my Melbouren Comedy festival show. I am doing a show EVERYDAY at 8pm at the IMperial hotel in Melbourne CBD! Because I love comedy and I LUV U!

Melbourne Comedy festival! OHHHHH DAMMNNNN!!! THE PURE POWER!!
www.trybooking.com/EDAK

BOok now for sweet comedy magic dreams.
1 year ago

Festival Awesomeness! ?

Sweet Internet dudes! Here are my upcoming festivals! Get on it! They are gonna be super totes awesome!

Perth Fringe! Oh BOom!!!!
tinyurl.com/kx2fays

Brisbane comedy festival!! Get into it!! Sweet BrisLOVE
tinyurl.com/l82yk9f

Melbourne Comedy festival! OHHHHH DAMMNNNN!!! THE PURE POWER!!
www.trybooking.com/EDAK

BOok now for sweet comedy magic dreams.
2 years ago

Brisbane Comedy Festival! ?

GUys! I will be in Brisbane for the Comedy festival they have there! Here is the link!! Gonna be so sweet! Come along

brisbanepowerhouse.org/events/2014/02/25/bart-freebairn-double-happiness/
2 years ago

BRISBANE!?

GUYS! Brisbane Powerhouse Livewired comedy night! 20th of October! Be there to see me do a sweet 34q345we minute headline spot full of mad awesome jokes! oxoxoxoxox SEe you there! xoxoxo
2 years ago

sydney!!?

Guys this week I am in the SYDNEY!
Doing the Sydney Comedy store from
Thursday -- Saturday!!! Show starts at 8.30pm! Get tickets here!
comedystore.com.au/
Doing the Mic in Hand on Thursday night after the store! Super awesome room as well. Here are the details.
amicinhand.com/

HUGS BROZZZ
2 years ago

upcoming gigs in October!?

Heaps of sweet gigs this month. Here are a few.
Speen on Monday 9th at 8pm in Melbourne CBD
Public Bar on the 18th at 8pm Near Vic Markets
The Local on the 23rd at 8pm in St. Kilda.

I have some sweet action in the mix! I will soon announce some secret awesome shows around Melbourne Fringe time as well. Keep your eyes on this space. I know you do anyway. You crazy lovely stalker you. xx
2 years ago

happy pants?

Hey wild magic internet travellers! Bart is currently upgrading his wizard powers and will be going over the the USA to get mad fame and fortune up in his grill. There will be more updates on the site with twitter and instagram and other social media delights. It is a month before the plane leaves so there will be some gigs before hand. GET READY FOR FUN!
2 years ago

Sydney Magic?

Hey wild super lords! I am in Sydney! I am doing sweet shows. Come along and have some fun with me.
I got an awesome hour of glory on Saturday! Get tickets here.
www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=48
I am at Comedy on the Rox doing clean sweet comedy!
www.comedyontherox.com.au/
Thursday I am at one of my favourite rooms! The Mic in Hand!
amicinhand.com/
2 years ago

ah yis! Comedy Festival! ?

Hey wonderful People of Melbourne! My show The Age of Wonder is happening for the next few weeks and it is great! I have worked really hard on it and think it is well worth a watch! Please come along and have a great time!

Click here to get tickets!

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
2 years ago

Sweet FESTIVE TIMES?


Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! COme to my Melbourne Comedy festival show! It is happy and fun and you will have a powerful soul laserbeam afterwards.

I have worked hard on it and it is a funny comedy. You won't regret it!

HOORAY!

Melbourne ---

www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
2 years ago

BOOK SWEET TICKETS?

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! COme to my Melbourne Comedy festival show! It is happy and fun and you will have a powerful soul laserbeam afterwards.

I have worked hard on it and it is a funny comedy.

HOORAY!

Melbourne!!!

FRom --- 27th of March to the 20th of April! WOO
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298
2 years ago

Sweet FESTIVE TIMES?

Hey sweet super HiveMINd internet masters! It is festival time! I have many good times ahead.
Adelaide lovely people! 4th -17th of March!
www.adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/the-age-of-wonder/1adc93e1-0ce5-4455-848e-f6889457e3de
Brisbane Magic lords! 19th -24th of March
briscomfest.com/show/bart-freebairn
Melbourne Vest masters! 27th of March to the 20th of April! WOO
www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=40298

Tickets and details are in the links! Happy times!
3 years ago

WILD MAGIC DUDES!?

Hey happy faces! This week in Melbourne I am doing shows that are great! Portland Hotel at 8pm on Wednesday and Hawthorn Hotel at 8pm on Thursday! May you arrive if you wish! Mad cuddles up in your shizznit!
3 years ago

Brisbane! ?

Guys I am in Brisbane from the 29th of October until the 5th of November.
Boundary Hotel on the 30th!
Jupiters Casino on the 31st
Sit Down Comedy Club 1st to the 3rd
LiveWired on the 4th
OMG the fun comes at your face hard and fast. If you aren't in Brisbane please enjoy your time doing things you like amongst the things you must do.

Love
bart.
3 years ago

Come to the Show! ?

My Fringe Festival show is in full swing in Melbourne. Please come along and check it out! It is in a pillow fort and is super great and fun! Here is a link with all the details and tickets!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/fringe-festival/show/the-warmth-we-make-with-our-lives/

3 years ago

Pillow FOrt?

Bart is getting ready for his Melbourne Fringe show in September and is going to be doing the show in a pillow fort. If you have any old sheets or blankets and feel like being a part of the process email in pillows@bartlol.com
3 years ago

twitter

Budget airlines are getting cheaper and worse. Soon you'll pay a dollar and they'll kill you so your soul can travel anywhere. Spirit Air.
17 hours ago
My #MICF show is gonna bring so much sweet glory. Grab tickets and increase both of our happiness scales by infinity t.co/aQ7idBiAIa
2 days ago
If you can't take me at my Phantom Menace you don't deserve me at my Empire Strikes Back.
3 days ago
Plants growing in the pavement are reverse littering. Throw trash in the forest? A commando plant will come to the city for revenge.
4 days ago
Any cheese is nacho cheese if it's on fucking nachos.
4 days ago
Hey pals! New podcasts are up! Spirit Blast and Finty Grimbles! Search on your pod device and enjoy! Mega times!
1 week ago
I have no respect for corn chips that can't stay in one piece when I dip them. This is war dude. When you are dipped hold the damn line.
1 week ago
I'm a really sexy dancer because I'm committed to my dances and commitment is super sexy.
1 week ago
Hugs are just nice pressure. Stress is just hugs from the universe you're not strong enough to enjoy yet.
1 week ago
Not everyone has to go to the gym to lift heavy stuff. Some peeps got super heavy feelings. Hefting max weight with every sigh.
2 weeks ago
When someone says they're bad at dieting I imagine their head, arms and legs shrinking all tiny while the rest of them stays all beefy.
2 weeks ago
My gramps had iron guts. He had a rabid pack of wolves living in his stomach for forty years. He was fine. Made for a crazy funeral though.
2 weeks ago
People say things like they beat the storm. Correction, you didn't get wet. The storm isn't running your stupid dryness race.
2 weeks ago
Social media is having an adverse effect on your life when you try to like or favourite emails instead of replying to them.
2 weeks ago
A folded receipt in your pocket has the uncanny power of making you think it's money instead of it being a reminder you spent your money.
2 weeks ago
I use baby wipes to clean up my face after I have eaten pizza in my bed because I am still a silly boy child who has somehow gotten adult.
2 weeks ago
Sometimes I wonder if the sun really is a star. Or just a super giant cheese pizza hot out of the galactic oven. Either way it's awesome.
3 weeks ago
Refugees please remember the Australian Open is only for sweet tennis players. Even if you've got a racket we're closed as fuck. #AusOpen
3 weeks ago
It's a combination of hard work and luck but stick with it and you might become an older man with a ponytail.
3 weeks ago
Salad dressing also known as lettuce sauce.
3 weeks ago
Gym selfies are this age's quiet cry for help.
3 weeks ago
Fighting ghosts sounds crazy spooky and cool. In reality all you need to do is set up heaps of fans and wave as dem ghost get blown away.
3 weeks ago
Have a mix of ridiculous and obtainable goals in your life. Then you'll feel good and powerful. Like EAT THE WHOLE WORLD and do a nice poo.
3 weeks ago
The term sex positive makes me sure there is a giant fuck magnet out there polarising people's junk. Science is amazing right?!
3 weeks ago
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. I am not sure how fitting through small gaps in a fence compares to cake but I am a dubious.
3 weeks ago
When someone says they're on top of the world they're straight up lying. Infinity has no direction.
3 weeks ago
It's hard to make friends at the gym. Get a few though. They're strong so you only need a couple of them can carry your coffin. #deadlifts
3 weeks ago
Flipping a table looks cool and wrecks people's shit. You might also be making that table's dream of being a beautiful acrobat come true.
3 weeks ago
When a food store is handing out free samples I eat them all and flip the table. Just to give them a sample of how the real world works.
1 month ago
Appealing to the gods for rain was never effective until clotheslines were invented. Finally a worthy sacrifice they could get behind.
1 month ago
I'm so aware of only punching up in comedy that in life when playing fighting games I only use high punch. Respect and uppercuts. Yolo.
1 month ago
Playgrounds are so safe now. Lucky we can still send our kids to war to get fucked up.
1 month ago
This year is looking so wild with so many rad things cooking my diary just spontaneously combusted. One of the things cooking is my diary.
1 month ago
I'm very happy to catch an Uber with surge pricing if the car goes as fast as the surge. Costly ride but we traveled at 600km/h. Good deal
1 month ago
Caught an @uber and ignored the surge pricing. It was times ten thousand surge. I owe 2.3 billion dollars. Sweet ride though.
1 month ago
When people say they are into Improv I am not sure they are into IEDs or being whacky on stage. Just stay well clear of anyone into Improv.
1 month ago
Thanks for being such a champ friend it means a lot. My goal this year is to get infinity followers. If you know people send them here. Thx
1 month ago
Eating popcorn is the closest you can get to eating an explosion. Tasty delicious explosions. Bombing your mouth.
1 month ago
I might get my legs replaced with dicks so when I walk around I'm fucking the planet. Not in a bad way. The Earth is all like oh yeah baby.
1 month ago
When people say this year is their year I wonder if they just want to do great this year or they have actually bought it. Good job saving up
1 month ago
Can't stop pulling the trigger. Shells keep hitting the floor. Gangsta! (me eating pistachios and being messy. I will clean up later.)
1 month ago
Merry chrimbus t.co/JJVVv6UmHf
1 month ago
The number one seasoning for chicken today is meri meri. Seasonings greetings.
1 month ago
All mushrooms are magic mushrooms if you just really love mushrooms.
1 month ago
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. How's it feel when I push your skinny ass down a hill? I'm powered on cheesecake bitch.
1 month ago
There many dangers associated with hot weather. Fires, overheating, sunburn, also the chance of seeing an old man's balls goes up by 10000%.
1 month ago
ISIS has killed more Muslims than anyone else. Seems a little off brand. I don't want to push it but I've got a hunch they don't like Islam.
1 month ago
Had racist taxi driver. Telling me white only people are good. Such shit. I had to change his mind. So I did the right thing. I robbed him.
1 month ago
Just got a sweet tattoo of my face on my face so I don't look bad when I grow old. Holy shit I am full of great ideas.
1 month ago
Anal bleaching makes your butthole look like it's seen a ghost. Or that you're wearing very spooky pants.
1 month ago
Everyone is excited to see Star Wars. Spoiler Alert! The stars have been fighting for ages. Just buy a telescope and watch. Fuck the movies.
2 months ago
Some people's desire is a gentle breeze. Others are a greedy wild goblin on their back. A few have a black hole that sucks in all the cakes.
2 months ago
When someone asks for my number I'm not sure if they mean my favourite number or my phone number. Luckily they're both infinity.
2 months ago
People have whole rooms in their houses just for the sun. A sun room. In the off chance it visits? If the sun visits you will really die.
2 months ago
If you own a gun and want to be recognised as a good gunman don't shoot it all the time. Be gentle. Cook it dinner. Sing and laugh. Be real.
2 months ago
Tinder should have a feature where you match with yourself and must like yourself to continue. Remember you're great. Light yourself on fire
2 months ago
Going from business attire to track pants and comfy shirt is the same great feeling of metamorphosis a butterfly feels. NO DOUBT! Science.
2 months ago
Pals! Check out my fancy new youtube viral sweet mega video about hot chips! You won't believe it. t.co/8PzYnwLOmf
2 months ago
Ever wondered what it was like to be a vampire? Just imagine you're super hungry and love potato gems. Plus everyone is made of potato gems.
2 months ago
When someone says a parent looks like their newborn what they're really saying is - you look like a weird baby person.
2 months ago
Putting a torch under your chin when you tell scary stories is extra spooky because highlighted chin fat is terrifying.
2 months ago
You are never really outraged until there is a picture of you in the local newspaper looking properly disgruntled.
2 months ago
Before airplanes the closest thing anyone could get to a pie in the sky was cooking a bird pie.
2 months ago
The snooze button was invented for those who want to eat sleep in bite size pieces. Not me though. I'm a slumber pig. I'm on no dream diet.
2 months ago
Sometimes I don't recycle my pizza box. For the heinous acts it has committed it should not be reincarnated. It belongs to the endless void.
2 months ago
Carrots! Nature's sausages.
2 months ago
Any car is self driving if you don't give a fuck where you end up. Just put a brick on the accelerator and have a nap. The future is here.
2 months ago
Some people talk about getting their body ready for the beach. The beach doesn't give a fuck. It's just sand and water. Just chill.
2 months ago
Tip 1. Eat all your vegetables. Tip 2. Every vegetable ever in the world is yours. You are the vegetable emperor.
2 months ago
I hold a belt in the ultimate friendship championship. You're welcome to borrow it. Happy to help out buddy #UFC193
2 months ago
The overlap of loving the UFC and wearing a cap with sunglasses on your head inside is 1000% #ufc193
3 months ago
I believe in life for all creatures. Unless they're within a 10 metre radius of my room and are creepy. Those fuckers are straight up dead.
3 months ago
Real body builders are pregnant women.
3 months ago
Like if you don't like change! 😋💎📷☺🚀🌈😁
3 months ago
Popcorn is delicious but in every batch there are some bits that just don't pop. After all that heat. Nothing! Some kernels are hardcorn.
3 months ago
Don't just overcome your fears. Fears deserve proper ass whooping. Shit down their throat and push them from a moving car. Smash them.
3 months ago
When you shorten husband to hubby you are wrong. It should be hussy. Also you're a fuckwhistle. Air comes out of you and people think "Fuck"
3 months ago
Yell loudly. Those cheers will help a sports team win. You don't have to be at the game or watching on TV. Loud noises = victory. It's magic
3 months ago
At hotels I will add an item to the minibar and charge them the reasonable fee of one thousand dollars. The business sword cuts both ways!
3 months ago
Don't get sad about wasted food. It's never wasted. It's just not people eating it. Sad for people but awesome for beasts!!!
4 months ago
Love is unstoppable. Except that early budding love where a savage fart can freeze it in it's tracks. #love
4 months ago
Popcorn. Pfft. More like SHOVELCORN!
4 months ago
Meditate with new people on the train. It's easy. When they get off just say " and relax, good work namaste friends."
4 months ago
Sometimes I rescue a really hot lonely batch of oven fries with my face. I am happy to sacrifice the roof of my mouth. I love helping.
4 months ago
I love a fisherman's basket but I imagine the fishermen are vexed there's only fried foods in there and not useful fishing stuff.
4 months ago
Sometimes I change my pants without taking off my shoes and socks. Being a wizard ain't easy.
4 months ago
Gold mining is probably like blowing your nose when a huge nugget comes out. All a sudden you're free and super rich.
4 months ago
Shopping malls put up Christmas trees mega early and people think they're crazy. You know who's really insane. Forests. They love it so much
4 months ago
Chocolate is powerful. It makes you buy crap gross stuff. An old pram? Gross. Oh it's covered in chocolate. I will buy that. So tasty. Nom.
4 months ago
Debate about people playing the race card is heated. I don't care. As a white guy the only cards I care about are from Magic the Gathering.
4 months ago
When someone is angry all they really need is some tasty biscuits or a nap. I need a gun that shoots snacks and dreams.
4 months ago
It's easy being a cake detective. Who ate Auntie Sarah's flan!? Who gives a fuck. Bitch can make another one. Those mean detectives.
4 months ago
The icing on the cake means a good thing on top of a good thing. Who likes un- iced cake? Cheesecake doesn't need icing. Nothing makes sense
4 months ago
It's hard to freak out in a house fire when your relaxation candles get taken by the blaze. Another good reason to keep them in the shed.
4 months ago
You're not investigating shit unless you've got a secret room with photos and documents connected with strings. That's how it's done. #truth
4 months ago
I am well aware that brackets can't hold phrases like (epic wild super dick pants) down. Fuck you brackets. You ain't got the juice.
4 months ago
It's coconut juice. Not water. Should we call blood human water. Did you die? No I just spilt human water everywhere. No stress only water.
4 months ago
Get onboard guys! Powerful Fringe magic is exploding right now. t.co/MxendBVmzn
4 months ago
I gotta buy an oven car so my sweet pies and biscuits are fresh when I get to the club.
5 months ago
Junk food isn't the right name for it. It's not junk. Everyone wants it. More like cursed treasure food! It's glorious but at a price.
5 months ago
I want to go on a ye olde style quest but instead of finding treasure I would like to journey far and wide to see who wanted a sandwich.
5 months ago
Excessive pillows on a bed is a perfect smokescreen for your relationship status. Are you alone or do you have twenty husband style lovers?!
5 months ago
If Kayne becomes president farmers will never have worry about drought. He'll straight up make it rain!!! Dolla Dolla Bills. #Kayne2020
5 months ago
Have a powerful day everyone. Here's a motivational poster for you all!!! t.co/WUPXAbfNxA
5 months ago
I spilt my coffee on the ground. Some would say I wasted my coffee. I would say the Earth is going to get HEAPS done today.
5 months ago
Gravity is super needy.
5 months ago
I never trust a pistachio that I didn't have to work for. When I find a juicy one in the bowl with no shell it feels like an evil trap.
5 months ago
Non Profit Organisation just sounds like another name for a shit business.
5 months ago
This chilli is hot can mean two different things. I am a total bitch or I'm a hardcore motherfucker and this chilli will kill you. Beware
5 months ago
If you can read this you're to close. Or your eyes are powerful and you need to be so far away your friends will forget about you. You freak
5 months ago
New zen wisdom. If two empty self driving cars crash in the woods does anyone get sued?
5 months ago
Hey funny, strong, awesome women. You aren't intimidating. You're perfect. There are just a lot of weak ass boys out there posing as men.
5 months ago
Reading a book because I am a gangster! I am in a book club. We are a reading gang. I am legit.
5 months ago
The new anti ageing cream slows down the cooling and expansion of the universe. You need a lot to get good results but it works great.
5 months ago
Some fancy dress parties aren't that great. They're just dress parties.
5 months ago
Some peoples rudeness baseline is way different to other peoples. For instance I call Santa Claus the Gift Cunt.
5 months ago
Never trust a skinny cook or a living assassin.
5 months ago
Being safe outdoors requires sunscreen. That is why I wear a house. The ultimate sun protection. It makes the beach harder but worth it.
5 months ago
True express trains never stop. To board, dream of one and you might wake up on it traveling at epic speeds. To get off use maximum bravery.
5 months ago
I have too much respect. It gets in the way. When a sex partner wants me to shit on them I only poop out a romantic dinner with candles
5 months ago
I'm at a shop called chicken castle. The chickens aren't ruling though. They aren't even alive. I don't think they named this castle.
5 months ago
Just had a bubble tea that had neither bubbles or tea. Let's call it what it is. Super delicious wild taste choking hazard beverage.
6 months ago
Sometimes I go total dragon and hoard treasure in my lair. My treasure is donuts. I eat my treasure. I'm a really cool dragon and super guy.
6 months ago
I just found a map to fun town. It's covered in cum. I'm not sure about this trip.
6 months ago
I eat so organic I just open up my mouth and eat raw universe. NO GMO okay. Feels good.
6 months ago
Asking people to squeeze your booty is the best way to get married super hard and good.
6 months ago
Hey muffins. You sound like fun but you're full of dry sadness. Cake or GTFO.
6 months ago
Google maps has a new feature called adventure mode. To activate just turn off your phone and follow your heart to your true destiny.
6 months ago
Whenever I want a businessman to know I am serious about the bottom line I draw a sweet line on my butt and run to the stock market. SUCCESS
6 months ago
Weddings can be stressful. Especially when two pressure sensitive explosives are getting hitched. HOLY SHIT WHAT A CRAZY DAY!
6 months ago
Never is aim more important than when doing a wee wee in a house full of girls. To be a proper gentleman you must be a urine dick sniper.
6 months ago
Don't splash water on your face to freshen up. Do sweet hip hop moves and jump into a giant bowl of lettuce and become a super salad. FRESH!
6 months ago
When I want to step my fashion up to the next level I add fire to my outfit. It has always been around but is very exciting.
6 months ago
Model airplanes are so hot and they don't even get to go on the runway to show their hot styles. It's fucking bullshit. Equal plane rights!
6 months ago
Got a super technological set of scales that tells how much I'll weigh in the future. It's zero. Skinny for eternity feels so good.
6 months ago
Pelicans are so positive. They are yes birds. Can you eat a whole fish at once? Yes we can! They're the Obama of the bird world.
6 months ago
X=Y? No!!! X= TREASURE! Pirate mathematics teacher
7 months ago
Most people hold in their farts because they are gross. Some hold them back because they are truly beautiful and they're afraid of change.
7 months ago
Walking in a tiled floor with socks feels great. But beware!! For when you step on a hidden water puddle all the joy will leave your world.
7 months ago
Being shredded is great if you're a muscle unit. Even better if you're a secret document that spies are after. #rippyleaks
7 months ago
Shirts are just body condoms so the sun doesn't give you cancer babies.
7 months ago
Scented candles are the vodka cruiser of the fire world.
7 months ago
How to avoid being murdered - When someone is trying to kill you just tell them you don't identify as a dead person or ghost. Works great.
7 months ago
If it came down to it and the world needed me I would totally shit on a police car. Only for the greater good though. I'm no animal.
7 months ago
So you love eating apples? Also known as plundering a baby tree's first meal. You fucking savage.
7 months ago
Sometimes I dress up as a sneaky murderer. Not a people murderer though. I only murder cakes.
7 months ago
After every meal I go vegan until my next meal. It feels really good. #blessed
7 months ago
Some men have trouble crying which is why Braveheart was made.
7 months ago
i just put ice cubes in my pants to make my outfit a cooler fashion. I am a computer hacker. You can't understand my life. It is intense.
7 months ago
How many evil plots do you have to hatch before your personal assistant becomes a henchman?
8 months ago
I want henchmen but I don't want to be evil. Oh well. Henchmen gotta hench.
8 months ago
A homeless person asked me for change. I poured magic gravy on him and he was eaten by wizards. I wanna help but you've gotta stay on brand.
8 months ago
Sometimes a sandwich is too beautiful and I get scared how good we are together. I want to run but I don't. Be open to love. Be strong.
8 months ago
Lining up at a fancy restaurant is like lining up for a rollercoaster but for your mouth.
8 months ago
Considering the age of the universe we are all going to die young. Definitely not pretty though.
8 months ago
Farts are just unspoken desires. That's why you hold so many in on dates. This is true. I'm a doctor and a wizard. #WikiLeaks
8 months ago
We are all together. It's crazy. How cool is it. Spread some joy. Do your best.
8 months ago
Most people cry when they're sad. Others wear Ed Hardy clothes. Some eat lots of corn or scream at birds. A special few do all those things
8 months ago
Getting ripped seems like the best idea if you want to be a tough manly man. Make sure you're a man though. If you're pants then it's fucked
8 months ago
It's said love can do anything. If that's the case I feel like love should've fixed a lot more problems by now. Or at least made me a pizza.
8 months ago
Go on a family holiday alone. It's easy. Just eat family sized pizzas and yell at yourself to put on sunscreen.
8 months ago
Curious whether you live close to the airport? Find out. See how mad taxi drivers get when you ask them to take you home from the airport.
8 months ago
Fomo is easy to avoid. Just spread your consciousness to all times and places. You won't miss a thing.
8 months ago
If you're on death row ask for the electric chair as your final meal. It'll be chewy but they won't be able to kill you. Best meal ever lol.
8 months ago
Use anti age cream on your hands. That way your fists are so young if you punch anyone's face they go to jail for kissing baby fists.
8 months ago
Putting stickers in your laptop is a gateway to tattoos.
8 months ago
ALWAYS GAUZE THE STARS SO THEY ARE HEALED FROM THE BURNS THEY DO ON THEMSELVES! HOT HOT HOT OUCH.
8 months ago
Super great #SFTDH final live pod! Gonna miss the magic finty yoga attacks. POWERFUL @TheNickCody! Many thanks 2 youse all! Super love. #fgt
8 months ago
I just blended two weeks worth of vegetables into a smoothie and drank it. I am going to go to the toilet infinity times. #health
8 months ago
I like pancakes because they're honest about where they're from. Unlike those oven cakes. They don't say but I know. Fucking oven cakes.
8 months ago
I'd totes be in army if I got heaps of cuddles and lived forever.
8 months ago
Home cooked meals aren't special. I eat peanut butter out of a jar with a spoon, and by jar I mean hat and by spoon I mean my face. #privacy
8 months ago
When I see processed food being sold as 'homestyle' I figure some homes must be giant factories full of food robots. Legitimate Robohomes
8 months ago
All bodies of water are bed ridden.
8 months ago
I am a massive slut for dental hygiene. Sometimes I will have a mouth gangbang with like more toothbrushes than I can count. Feels so good.
8 months ago
Just booked a dentist appointment for two thirty. Feel like a champion that should take the day off. My level of ambition is fucked.
8 months ago
When I get 3000 follows I will legit fart on a the ghost of an eagle. #blessed #humble #yolo #namaste #swag
9 months ago
I follow my dreams. That's why I nap a lot.
9 months ago
Budget Tips. Save money on University by having a smart phone. All the knowledge of the universe in your hand. Degrees are for chumps.
9 months ago
Budget Tips. We can help farmers by starting to print Australian 1 dollar bills. That way when there is a drought they can make it rain.
9 months ago
The more food tells me what it's not the less I trust it. Hey I'm gluten free, fat free, nut free, pants free, skin free. WTF ARE YOU FOOD?
9 months ago
When I'm travelling I feel special. I've got a secret. All the people think I belong here but I don't know where I am. I'm a confused spy.
9 months ago

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WHAT IS GOING ON FRIENDS!!! POWER DAWGZ! COFFEE LORDS!! IT IS MY WEEKLY POWER VIDEO OF WHAT IS UP! BLESS YOUSE ALL!
1 week ago
super cute. Drink your coffee. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jq06Ga71TMdog vocabulary
2 weeks ago
Guys! Come along to this sweet sweet night! Gonna be sooo good!
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3 weeks ago
GUYZZ!!! WHAT IS UP!?!?! LET ME TELL YOU How things are going! FEEL FRESH! HAPPY TIMES!
3 weeks ago
Magical Friday everyone! Have a coffee and enjoy the weekend! POWERFUL! I am doing the Local on Monday so the good times will keep rolling! Come on down!
3 weeks ago
WHAT IS HAPPENING! I SAY YO YO YO YO YO ON THE VIDEO!! GET SOME SWEET FUNT Live the dREAM. Be free!
4 weeks ago
Sydney is going great guns guys! What is your favourite place to hang out in Sydney? I like it all and want to explore more. Hooray for comedy and stuff!
1 month ago
Sydney next week! Sydney Comedy festival and Sydney Comedy Store! Gonna be sweet as! Come along to my show! OMG OMG!

Only 2 nights! Bring a gang! It is gonna rock

www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/single-event?show_id=905BART FREEBAIRN - ULTRA POWER LORD - Sydney Comedy Festivalwww.sydneycomedyfest.com.auBart Freebairn is a rising star in the Australian comedy scene. His new show Ultra Power Lord is a slick cominbation of witty original comedy and explosive exciting performance. Everyone struggles with feeling powerless at times. Ultra Power Lord looks at our fight to feel in control and how we can…
1 month ago
This sweet article from the Herald Sun. In there with some awesome mates! Come grab my show last minute and check out some sweet shows before the end of the festival. Thanks for all the love so far as well guys! Great times.

www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/comedy-festival/melbourne-comedy-festival-2015-reviewer-patrick-horans-last-minute-must-see-shows/story-fni0fdi2-1227308227873
2 months ago
Guys! My show is going ace! Here is a sweet review! Still 11 shows left! Come along! 8pm at the Imperial every night until the 19th of this month! Peace out coffee on!

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2 months ago
HAVE A GREAT A WEEK SUPER LORDS! FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!!

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3 months ago
Happy Sunday super lords! Stay cool! Drink some iced coffee. I have festivals coming to all the places soon! Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane! Get ready!

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4 months ago
PERTH IS ROCKING GUYS! GREAT COFFEE GREAT GIGS! Come see me at the Brisbane Hotel on Friday night! 8pm! BOOM
6 months ago
Coffee lords! I am coming to Brisbane with sweet awesome times!

here is the link to the show stuff!

bit.ly/1coZEtp
6 months ago
6 months ago
HEY SUPER LORDS! GET POWERFUL FOR THE THURSDAY! You are on the world holding it up with your minds! Have a coffee and rejoice!
6 months ago
This is hilarious and crazy.

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7 months ago

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This is how the magic jokes happen. You can try it of you're ready to become a very excellent comedy wizard #scrubby #magic #scum #bricks #time #sniff #deathvalley #piercing #Shattuck #blessed #took #swag #glazebrookhouse #tango #livefolk
1 day ago
This guy knows what's up. #dog #dogsofinstagram #blessed #study #strong #humble #thebest #Melbourne #light #screech #travel #sushi #thanks #cute
2 days ago
Such a powerful week at the @thecomicslounge with @thenickcody and Ben Lomas!!!! Awesome glory!! #civil #Brest #agency #feelings #broncos #disc #tone #forsook #forever #power
6 days ago
Feeling great!!! #shall #ethno #behind #skirmish #launch #power #dial #fitspo.
1 week ago
Windy days are good for kites and crows. Also me. I use the wind to power my mind sapphire. #greens #drag #powerface #dinners #feathers #abandon #kids #RTFM #eco #oilseed #vegan #tulip #v #sexy #Sunday #Gunshop #phases
1 week ago
Pals! Be safe! Stay excellent. Buy all my tickets for my #MICF link in my bio #adj #ETH #full #time #histories #ruck #Collingwood #exhaustible #tanks #bleared #model #adventure #time #scrubby #suchacutie
2 weeks ago
Tasty chicken with Cody and the crystal sauce skull. #deck #stuck #wonderful #gangs #finite #screech #efficacy #all_shots #dandy #ships #architecture #accordion #proof #chute #eggshell #etching #damage
2 weeks ago
Power juice dog engage! #dogsofinstagram #architecture #Swiss #knife #watch #booked #time #very #drugs #Hank #hounds #pincher #sushi #fun #crumbled #timber
3 weeks ago
When I play games I make sure I stress correct! #fo4 #ACTH #when #therapy #seed #Austin #death #fancy #goose #Tajik #task #eras #forced #things #deathvalley
3 weeks ago
It's ma birthrate day. Bless you all xx #cake #suchacutie #fuck #Freund #when #cheeky
1 month ago
Feel your own truth. Make this year special #sheet #new #bear #time #fodongos #goods #cruddy #rock #forgiveness #poop #cute #truth #seven
1 month ago
Merry Chrumbiss friends. Thanks for the magical times. #gifts #Santa #Melbourne #seed #cake #debt #WWW #blessed #Yoshi #debris #planes #candy
1 month ago
I ate America and now I'm a fun eagle. #fresh #good #RCN #wick #cheek #us #ear #gun #tub #oddballs #truth #nine #elene #11 #fuckyard #tanks #healthy #Gif #fitnessguru
2 months ago
Sweet life!!! This tasty mofo didn't last long. Peanut butter and Jelly filled donut/doughnut is a magic treasure. Thanks @shortstopmelbourne #tasty #blessed #whereitallbegan #vegan #meat #time #omens #Sydney #sketch #Ham #Christmas
2 months ago
I live extreme life. Get away from me decaf. Power always. #deck #seen #life #bemused #bleedblue #sacks #Derrick #etching #Bennetto #Skye #model #health #fake #rules
2 months ago
I'm pumped about life guys. Stay free and magical x #hash #beers #suchacutie #blessed #devein #bitten #sunshine #twitch #jammers #seeds #fungi #finty #shut
2 months ago
Western sun magic! #thunder #goose #swords #blessed #time #Bali #Perth #Fuk #buffers #colors #legwork #legal #Kath #dollars #love #vegan #spirit
2 months ago
Sunlight reflection champion engage!!!! #skip #SGP #slap #suchacutie #babe #organic #beachlyf #live #burns #skulls
2 months ago
I watched some lovely people do some wrestling on one another today. They all did a great job. #ufc193 #friends #blast #lunch #bears #fight #squad #goals #ring #Berks #crew #hats #Wales #fetch #rich
2 months ago
West coast sunset! See your fancy rays next week! Power Gandhi! #focus #Maoism #Japan #garb #Bartók #Rick #fuck #Simon #such #Vickers #science
3 months ago
Hump day guys! I've got new podcast powers for you to hear if you want. Search any pod platform "Finty Grimbles" and "Spirit Blast" #live #seen #magic #fetch #pods #finty #love #rough #Egan #Argh #pant #sweet
3 months ago
Workman and chicken. Maximum friendship and good times. #deck #health #ready #vegan #love #comedy #value #ICBMs #trump #arch #sneakers #blessed #boats #rich
3 months ago
Guys it was Demi's birthday time. We had cake, coke zero and glory food at #hellenicrepublic it was awesome. Omfg party Dick. #fuck #such #federated #dust #old #tart #tasty #chef #Cook #fieldhouse #Simon #guest
3 months ago
New pod cast attack!!!! Stay relaxed and powerful!! Just search "" Spirit Blast "" on iTunes xxx #Sven #succ #Zhang #when #choppy #wharf #reach #Durry #screen #sees #think #CGI
3 months ago
These kittens were dirty so I washed them and gave them back to mother earth. #green #true #special #tamarins #feels #blessed #Buddha #cows #crust #kings #golden #wish #Fuk #fuckyard #dickwalker #Putin #vegan
3 months ago
The powerful Luke Heggie and I are really pumped to be doing The Royal Theatre in Hobart tonight! Powerful Sydney Comedy festival showcase tour. #seven #etc #pumped #seed #seat #crying #cars #Owens #swords #crush #Camry #humanely #began #Hank #WiFi #blessed #Yoko #scruffiestdog #feelings Awesome photo by the magical Al Del Bene. 📷💎💐🚥🚦⛽🚀☕🌈🎉🍳🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠
3 months ago
Life is important guys x #stay #June #sexy #sauce #curly #did #output #Crow #prey #drug #tasty #found #tango #Sydney #bread #soundsystem
4 months ago
These elite commandos are keeping me safe. I'm writing zingers and feeling the universe in my legs. Stay wonderful. #etch #such #zingers #suchacutie #Fuk #Jew #suchislife #afl #go #cabs #rights #endings
4 months ago
Having a great time guys. Don't let ideas make you sad. Keep the fun at maximum. I'm in a kingdom of colour and magic. Come along to my fringe show! 8pm at the imperial hotel every night until the 2nd #mfringe #such #quo #script #sexy #fly #sick #sup #yolo #housecat #ddhjyvxss #fuckyard #heart #chimney #thrush #binder #assblast #rib
4 months ago
The powerful Dil and I pumped some serious iron today. We lifted the world and our spirits. Stay ultra my pals #everything #swing #sword #Fag #xxl #ripped #secret #same #fitspo #dicks #love #gravy #cum #Lakeland #qv #choos
4 months ago
I got a fancy new DSLR. This is the best photo I've taken so far. I'm a total pro right?! Dudes!! You want a fashion shoot!?; well pay me one million and I might consider it. #pro #fancy #Jesus #best #magic #photo #great #away #bartlol #fuck #sweet #love #Canty #all_shots #danger
4 months ago
It's tru lol #such #etc #ago #screech #six #watch #who #sign #wish #scudi #shrub #who #bartlol #friends #shell #ruck #tanker
4 months ago
Great pals! The best new show ever is in the world now. I launched it from my mind fountain. Get into it! Details on the image! Grab tickets in the door easy styles. Stay excellent. #even #comedy #Melbourne #fringe #death #win #hot #joytits #study #trafficfanty #bartlol #given #all #wheel #debunk #sex
4 months ago

spiritblast

Journey Eighteen. Focus?

Just keep at it! You can get there. Focus on what you want. The universe might help you. Breathe deep! Eat a clam. They are tasty. If the right chef is involved.    www.bartlol.com    fancy time. 
18 hours ago

Journey Seventeen. Motivation?

Get up and do it! You can make a difference. Be the super person you can be. Relax.    Bless you all.  Twitter/instagram @bartlol    www.bartlol.com  
1 week ago

Journey Sixteen. Wisdom?

You can do it! Stay full of the Universe.    www.bartlol.com    
2 weeks ago

Journey Fifteen. Walking?

Moving through life with one leg at a time. You have the power to get over hills. Whether they are in your mind or they are actually real hills!    www.bartlol.com   Please buy infinity MICF tickets! Link on my website. 
3 weeks ago

Journey Fourteen. Smoothness?

Let the universe into your house. Let it eat your food and clean your yard. It is a nice Universe. Relax and be level. Let the light attack your doubt.    www.bartlol.com  
3 weeks ago

Journey Thirteen. Blessings?

We are all full of special magic from all of the universe! Let it come out of you. Dogs are great pets. Plant your own garden! Stay free and wonderful. Help your friends.    This is Spirit Blast! Relax and enjoy xoxo    www.bartlol.com   NAMASTE xo
1 month ago

Episode Twelve. Renewal?

We are all new and old. Born again and bless with the power of the universe. We all touch angels and sing to the solar heavens. Go with the earth moth.    www.bartlol.com 
1 month ago

Journey Eleven. Giving?

Let your heart open up and flow with pure love and giving in this season and all seasons! You are a great giant wonderful angel sitting next to the special god.    www.bartlol.com   Please come with me! 
1 month ago

Journey Ten. Love?

Love is all around us! Let it flow into your heart. Give it to those who need it. Stay open and free.    www.bartlol.com   Friendship is special! 
1 month ago

Journey Nine. Time?

Everything passes. Time continues to flow. Flow with Bart Freebairn on this wonderful journey! Enjoy Spirit Blast! 
Bless you all with infinite happiness and good times.    www.bartlol.com @bartlol Twitter/instagram 
2 months ago

Journey Eight. Compassion?

Let your heart grow and flow. Let it take over your anger mind. Bless the eternal goddess of eyes.    www.bartlol.com @bartlol Twitter/instagram    Stay fresh! tell your pals! Be a champion. Be a yoga master. Be relaxed. 
2 months ago

Journey Seven. Chillness?

Be super chill and super sweet sweet sweet! You got this friends! You so totally got this.    Feel the powerful energy.    www.bartlol.com   Twitter/instagram @bartlol    Stay great. 
2 months ago

Journey Six. Destiny?

Feel the energy flow in the world. It is big and you are small but you are also great. It is your destiny to listen to this gudied journey. It will fill you full of power. Bless you all. May your spirit blast always with Spirit Blast!  twitter/instagram  @bartlol  www.bartlol.com   Special magic! 
2 months ago

Journey Five. Death?

Welcome for the first time or welcome back brave glorious soul. Please dip your soul into this wonderful guided meditation. Let it sooth you!    This is Spirit Blast!    www.bartlol.com @bartlol twitter/instagram. 
I also have other podcasts.  Finty Grimbles We are not Doctors Search them on your favoured pod platform!    Bless you with the universal spirit power. 
3 months ago

Journey Four. Success?

Welcome back or for the first time brace traveler. This is Spirit Blast. An enlightened and joyous guided meditation. Here to relax and set you free. Sit back and let Buddha and his friend the Universe gently touch your brain.  Twitter/Instagram @bartlol  www.bartlol.com  
3 months ago

Journey Three. Rage and Release?

Welcome sweet friends! Relax and be enlightened by the glory that is Spirit Blast. You will be able to obtain extreme relaxation and glory.    BLESS YOU ALL! BLESS THE BUDDHA! BLESS THE SWEET FEELINGS OF THE OCEAN!    www.bartlol.com Twitter/instagrams!  @bartlol 
3 months ago

Journey Two. Perspective?

Feel it! Feel the pure love coming from the dolphins head. It is fresh and made of glorious ocean. Yes!!!    Thank you for coming to the Spirit Blast. Your number one Buddha meditation. It will relax you to the max.    Bless you all.    www.bartlol.com @bartlol twitter/instagram.    xoxo
3 months ago

Journey One. The Beginning?

Welcome brave travelers. Thank you for coming with us on this glorious quest for wellbeing and compassion. You are a unique and wonderful connected element of the universe. All the things you need are here for you. 
Please relax and enjoy.    Follow me on social media twitter/instagram @bartlol www.bartlol.com
4 months ago

fintygrimbles

episode sixteen?

FINTY FINTY FINTY! SEX DEN SUPER SUPER DINGO!    www.bartlol.com  Grab some Comedy tickets! Come along and be merry! 
18 hours ago

episode fifteen?

Rando mega tongue!!! The combo mass is upon you all! Be ready with your nerf sword. With it you will break the young tingle.  Get tickets to my fancy show! MICF!    Go to www.bartlol.com    Feel like the steele goose. 
1 week ago

episode fourteen?

TIME FOR FALLOUT COMPUTER TAKE DINGER FUK!    Grab some tickets to my shows!  Twitter/instagram @bartlol  www.bartlol.com  
2 weeks ago

Episode 13.?

Fango Bango!! FUCKER DUCKER! I am a song mystress! New sound pants for you to wear! Get on board and feel the hoard devil upon you! xoxoox
GET TICKETS TO MY RAD SHOW!    KING LINK!    www.bartlol.com    twitter/instagram - @bartlol  say hi! oxoxo
3 weeks ago

Episode Twelve!?

NEW SOUND JUICE ON THE DECK! LET IT SUSTAIN YOUR FACE! BOOM BOOM! POWER WIZARD!    www.bartlol.com   hoard love 
3 weeks ago

Episode 11?

GRMBLES NEVA STOP GRIMBLES ALWAYS TOP! GRIMBLES GRIMBLES THIMBLES SYMBLOLS! FUCKIN GO GO TOWN HOUSE!    www.bartlol.com twitter/instagram @bartlol    fun jazz! 
1 month ago

Episode 10?

Merry Grimble year!!! This episdoe is certainly teh best podcast ever. It will guide you through your new years quandaries. GOOOONS!    www.bartlol.com   buy tickets to my shows!! XOXO   xoxox Twitter/ instargarmz  @bartlol 
1 month ago

Episode Nine?

Fuck guys! What a ride. I have been nominated for a mad lord spuer fucccck award. Feels good. Sitting upon the fant mountain. Have a merri Crhintz   tiwtter/istanragmz @bartlol    www.bartlol.com    get my show tix into your gob! 

Bless your fingers! 
1 month ago

Episode Eight!?

THIS SOUND SPELL WILL CASE THE WORLD TO SURRENDER TO THE BEST IDEA! WHICH IS CARAMEL LEGS!    www.bartlol.com @bartlol for twitter and instagramz    Peace out lover dips! 
1 month ago

Episode Seven?

Finty Finty Everybody fint! GOOSE LOVE HAP LOVE GRAMBLE ON THE SPINT!    Thanks for being all champs to the max guys! Go go go onwards!    www.bartlol.com Twitter/instagram @bartlol 
2 months ago

Episode Six?

OH WHAT!?!?! Episdoe 6?!?!!?! Damn sun. Ur gonna shine in my rich face with all the cash dolla shinty I have stacked up in this bitch. yeah being a gangster feels real good yo!!!! Keep it hot dawg. Yo yo yo yo yo yo    www.bartlol.com   @bartlol twitter/instagram    Fresh love! 
2 months ago

Episode Five.?

Finty ppower! Fresh maximum juice. FUCK GRRANDER! PANTS! Tankers.    www.bartlol.com   twitter/instagramz @bartlol    Say gday and be a friend.    Be real to your own face. 
2 months ago

Episode Four.?

Finty Grimbles is back and more powerful than ever. The geese of destiny have flown into your mind mountain and laid eggs of pure diamond. They are such powerful eggs only the strongest beast goslings can be born from them! Is that you? Are you the goose to rule with world with an iron feather? I hope so!    www.bartlol.com Twitter/instagram @bartlol    Stay fresh and powerful. Fuck the haters lol.     
2 months ago

Episode Three?

KILL THE GEESE! FUCK YOUR PANTS!    Grimbles!    www.bartlol.com @bartlol twitter/instragram   PANZER! 
3 months ago

Episode two.?

Fancy Lords! A quick new fresh fint is out and wild! Get your ears on board. It is power and might in pod form. Protect your baby makers! It might attack the fabric of space.      Rate and Review and tell ur pals! Thanks for being sweet faces.  Haunted pod!  twitter/instagram @bartlol www.bartlol.com
3 months ago

Episode One - Maximum Fint.?

HOLLA HOLLA GET THE SOUND POUND! The mysterious ninja Bartlol is back with a new podcave full of auido goodies. Get inside. Pillage it. Get ready for the cold Alaskan winter! Fun fun! The first of infinity pods! 
Get boners! Get company cars!    www.bartlol.com twitter/instragamz @bartlol 
3 months ago

we are not doctors

15th Consultation?

Derbi and Blart do a little scrim on Love, Cops OINKITY OINK and de ja vu.  VOICEMAIL TO US ON THE WEBSITE!  www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner Find your clog-stem!
4 days ago

14th Consultation?

Demi and Bart solve troublesome mates, Hitchcock and being a hospital spinty. DO A VOICEMAIL: www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner love you
1 week ago

13th Consultation?

Bart and Demi do a sleepy chat, a racism chat and a doggy dog dog. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL POCKLES! DO IT ON THE WEBSITE! THIS ONE HERE: www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
2 weeks ago

BONUS CONSULTATION - Episode 10.5?

The full recording of Bart, Demi and Hing. www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner @hingers
2 weeks ago

12th Consultation?

Demi and Bart solve Rage, Doggy and Religos.  LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL YOU DIRTY SEA DOGS www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner SCRUB YOUR FACE OFF
3 weeks ago

11th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve romance, presidenting and hotels. WE LOVE YOUR HAIR AND STAMINA. LEAVE A VOICEMAIL. www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
1 month ago

10th Consultation?

Bart, Demi and Ratdik solve Cyberbullying, the new year and BBQ fun. LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL ON THE WEBSITE, GET A MIND FOR YOUR HANDS. www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner
1 month ago

9th Consultation?

Bart and Demi HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST FRIEND they solve fame, music time and doggy www.wearenotdoctors.com LEAVE A VOICEMAIL, STOMP ABOUT @demilardner @bartlol @MrJoshEarl
1 month ago

8th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve a Star War, dinner and how to learn. www.wearenotdoctors.com LEAVE A VOICEMAIL, BUD-MACHINES! GET IT DID! @demilardner @bartlol
1 month ago

7th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve painting, Christmas and being dead. www.wearenotdoctors.com LEAVE A VOICEMAIL, FRIENDS! BE NICE TO YOUR PETS! SLIBBER ON MY DINGLE! @demilardner @bartlol
1 month ago

6th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve hunger, planes, anxiety and cats. SEND US A VOICEMAIL. WE WANT TO HELP. WEAR A MASK OF YOUR OWN FACE. www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
2 months ago

5th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve the Arias, restaurants and getting knowledge pie in your mind gob. WE WANT YOUR VOICEMAILS. GO TO THE WEBSITE AND JAM THEM INTO OUR HEARTS. www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
2 months ago

4th Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve Presents, biscuits and putting food in your yum hole. LEAVE A VOICEMAIL ON THE WEBSITE! LIVE YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU DIE, I LOVE IT BABY. www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol
2 months ago

3rd Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve sleepytime, being a technofuck and terrorism.   Leave a voicemail on the website and ask for some advice! Fuck the moon! Hug the wind! www.wearenotdoctors.com   @demilardner @bartlol
2 months ago

2nd Consultation?

Bart and Demi solve gender, weddings and Nanna's aids Leave a voicemail on the website and ask for some advice! Scream forever! Shatter the tomb that is my skull! www.wearenotdoctors.com   @demilardner @bartlol
3 months ago

1st Consultation?

Bart and Demi are not doctors. But they are your friends. Leave a voicemail on the website and ask for some advice! Pat a dog! Clap until you die! www.wearenotdoctors.com We will fix your life, money back guarantee, no refunds. In this episode we solve gun laws, ISIS and how to be the worst bird. Funnel it into your hearing-eyes. @demilardner @bartlol
3 months ago

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